Stripclubbing and the Older Gentleman

I recently reentered the strip club world after 12 years. I was a regular when I was in my 40s and early 50s. I’m 65 now. I was pretty sure that life was behind me – or rather, I thought the club scene had changed so much for the worse since my heyday that it was no longer worth my attention. Well, now that I’m retired, I’m venturing back out to see whether there’s still fun to be had for an older dude in the clubs. Based on preliminary research, I’m happy to report some promising results.

A little bit about me. I first discovered naked women at age 12, through my dad’s Playboys, and it’s likely that that experience imprinted on me a strong preference for the cute girl-next-door type. I don’t much care for tats and piercings, and I tolerate plastic surgery only in moderation. In strippers I’m always most attracted to cute, athletic, natural and intelligent young women (and nowadays also the older ones). In general I would refer you to reddit.com . I only mention this to explain why I assumed that this type of stripper would be an endangered species in the clubs of 2026. But apparently not!

A little more about me: when I was younger and in my wilder stripclubbing days, my #1 goal was to find a hottie or my ATF and take them for high-mileage lap dances or a VIP session that would always result in LDK completion. Otherwise why bother? You gotta feed the monkey. Also, from time to time I’d pull a girl for some OTC fun. (Note: my OTC activity was almost always disappointing.) But now in my mellow 60s, my goals are much more simple and modest. I just want to hang out with a variety of beautiful half naked girls, enjoy some conversation and have a chance to explore their bodies in a respectful but admiring way.

Here IMO are some of the advantages of being an older dude in a strip club:

1. Generally we have more money to spend than the average customer. Strippers appreciate guys who aren’t constantly nickel-and-diming. Pull out a wad of hundies and end your session with a nice tip and you’ve made a pretty friend who will put you on her priority list.

2. We tend to be grateful for the attention and will behave correctly. As in, politely and generously. And we are likely to put more effort into decent grooming and wardrobe. Strippers value that. A lone well-dressed older guy walking into the club, he’ll create a sensation. Let’s maybe call it the “daddy effect.” True story: Walking into a fairly upscale club one recent evening wearing a suit jacket, open-necked button down shirt and (because it was freezing cold outside) a warm wool scarf around my neck, two impossibly young, cute strippers standing near the entrance giggled and waved to me and said, “You look like an Oxford professor! Can you help us get a good grade?” A minute later they were visiting me at my table.

3. Older dudes are experienced and know how clubs work. They recognize “stripper shit” and scams a little more readily than younger guys. If you combine this worldly knowledge with a genuinely confident and relaxed attitude (one that isn’t arrogant or condescending toward either the strippers or the staff), you will go far. Younger dudes could actually pick up a few things from us.

That’s all I got. I’m going to continue my occasional research, focusing mainly on trying my luck at the more well-established upscale clubs. I think that’s the kind of vibe that’s best suited for me in my senior years...