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Disclaimer: This review is based on my experience from 5 visits in June through October of 2023. Many observations are based on 67 interactions or transactions with 18 different dancers, including 18 on-stage performances and…

Found myself back in Coral Gables and went to my favorite place in the area. Not a lot of parking, but found myself a space/paid the dude $10.

Entered the club. Big long bar…

Arrived at 6:30 PM during Eagles/Cowboys game. Parking available along 1 side of the club, also a fenced in lot across the access road. I parked at Target a block away and walked…

Was in town for a work trip. Hanging out in the hotel the urge to explore a new club struck me. So after some internet searches realized platinum west was my best bet. So off…

Finding this place can be awkward if not familiar with PHX. The club is close to the junction of Highland and N. 12th Street just north of the gas station. Sign is on the discrete…

Clancy's is a relatively easy detour off of the Garden State Parkway. I was there on a recent Thursday around 2 PM.

Easily found on street parking, this place does not have a…

Passing thru the area on a recent Thursday around 5 PM. Short distance off of Rt 95. Last time I was here at Ruby II was probably 5 years ago.…

I arrived around 9:30 PM. Cover was $10. There were 8 dancers at the club during the hour that I was there. I recognized Hennesy from a prior visit. She is from Cuba and has…

Stopped in on a sunny Thursday afternoon in October. Parking in front was easy, which worried me since it's a big club and there are not that many parking places out front. I walked in,…

Went here a couple of times and this place varies between packed club and absolutely dead. I went on a Saturday night after 11pm and it was popping.

There was a $20 cover and a pat…

I decided to do a Tuesday afternoon stop at dtc. When I arrived I found the place very empty at 1 pm. When you enter there is no cover this time of day. The bar…

I stopped into Christies on a recent Saturday night. I arrived around 9:00pm. Plenty of parking available on a well lit lot right off of a busy thoroughfare. I felt safe. Bouncer at…

I visited the Hole on a weekday afternoon. Came in around 330 and left around 5pm. 19th Hole is in a residential neighborhood with plenty of parking. The number of cars in…

My first trip to Sapphire since the pandemic. It has always been expensive but it seems like they have now moved to another level. The whole point of this place seems to separate men from…

This review is a compilation of Thursday night, Friday afternoon, Sunday afternoon and Monday afternoon visits. This club is right around the corner from Cheetah Pompano, making this small area, add in Diamond Dolls, the…

Alright, I've been going here for years, mainly because I like the lowkey vibe as I'm not someone who goes to the make it rain places. If you've been here before, you know that…

This is not a classy joint but I did some research and knew that going in. I was in Columbus for work and like to gamble. This is across the street from the casino. I…

Before COVID I would leave very early for a flight out of PHL and stop at DD or Risqué. I think I will start back with that practice now that I am traveling more.…

I showed up around 5 on a Saturday.. I like to get there at the end of the day shift and the beginning of night shift and then leave when it gets crowded.

There was about…

The Kalamazoo Deja Vu is located in a large two story building that it shares with its sister club, Lil Darlings. The clubs have separate entrances, maybe only 20 feet between the separate entrances.…

So, I chose to go there around 3 am, two hours before the club close. I took Uber and was greeted at the gate for a security check before I went in. The cover was…

After reading up plenty on various establishments and eagerly awaiting my first business trip to ATL… I neglected to check one thing… what places are open on Sundays! After arriving at the hotel near…

This was not my first time going here, but I enjoyed my time more than I have in the past. I pulled up at 4 pm on a Friday afternoon. They did a body check…

It was a Monday night and I was coming to Oz from another club (Atlantis; some day I'll write its review as well) and was pretty wasted already. I'll describe everything in my (rather disappointing)…

Was here last week, but came back before my flight the next day. Stayed at the hotel across the street. It's a bit ghetto, but cheap. Also nice to have Waffle House near by! BEWARE:…

Came in around 6pm on a Thursday. Parking across the street is always available.

Place was pretty packed, grabbed one of the only bar stools left. Bartenders are usually friendly and attentive, no complaints there. They…

Pulled up here at about 11 PM with my boy, First time going to a Tampa strip club. The front door staff and bouncers were super friendly, Cover was only $12 Parking was Free.

When we…