sinclair's Review

I threw caution to the wind and visited the Whoosah Lounge at 21:00 on a Saturday night. The building looked dilapidated with pieces of siding missing or falling off. The parking lot to the left of the building seemed to be a mixture of gravel, dirt, grass, and puddles. There was a $10 cover charge at the door. Upon entering, the stage is in the back left corner with a single pole. The bar dominates the right side of the room. Sincweisers were $5. The bartender was a friendly older lady with one crooked eye. There are four VIP booths along a hallway behind the back wall for private dances. Music is played off of a laptop computer.

There were eight dancers working on Saturday night. Quality was generally rough. By far, the most attractive dancer was Viviann. She was fit and had a great personality. Nubian had a beautiful face and nice figure, but there was something about her that really bothered me: she had pubic hair flowing out of her thong. There was pubic hair extending an inch or two down the very inside of her thighs just below her crotch. I don’t know why she chose not to shave it. Silver looked like she was an attractive woman prepartum, but now with the jacked up midsection, she was a pass. All other dancers were hard passes. A few dancers looked to be in their mid-forties. Contact at the tip rail is permitted. Dancers strip down to topless on stage.

–Sinclair Dancer Sheet–