Reviews

Made my first trip to Club 390 on Friday (1/3). The club is located in an industrial area in the south suburbs of Chicago about an hour drive from O'Hare airport with no traffic.…

Hit up the ol pink house this afternoon. Going here over the years has always been the same. First of all, I came in and paid my cover to Margie. She is probably the hottest…

I stopped by for the Christmas party, which was a rare afternoon opening. Layout details: bathroom is immediately to the left of the entrance and clean by strip club standards. There is a small stage…

I travel to the Seattle area frequently for work and visit Pandora and other clubs (near the airports) once in a while. I have to say that Pandora is in a rising trend. There's construction…

Stopped at Sassys on a recent weeknight, I think it was a Tuesday. The club is located in a fairly urban part of the town. There is a small… like really small parking…

My visit to Baby Dolls Dallas was excellent. First, it was really easy to get to Baby Dolls. It's right off the highway and the parking lot is big and well lit. I went on…

I initially stopped by Sahara Theater for my annual visit, but i came to find out the place had burned down. After some quick Googling, I decided to head to Imperial Showgirls. This club has…

Stopped in on a Sunday in mid December, around 5:30 pm. Club is right off the highway, next to a Toyota dealer and an adult bookstore. As has been reported, parking lot was well lighted,…

There have been a few bikini coffee bars around Houston but this seems to have lasted the longest. Maybe because it is on the outskirts of town in a male heavy business area. It is…

I stopped by the purple cube in South Philly on a Thursday around 2PM. It's hit or miss at this time of the day. Sometimes there are a lot of girls, and other times hardly…

DeLand, FL. Friday night. Just came from Soft Tails across town. I parked in the gravel lot next door, area seems ok to me, right off highway 17. Walk in, ID check, pat down and…

I hadn't been here since Pre-COVID days. I arrived around 10:30 PM. The cover was $10, which included a free drink. There were around 10+ PLs scattered throughout the place. Dancers were mostly new faces,…

Visited on Thursday evening around 9pm. The neighborhood is bad. You don’t want to be on the block at night. However once you get inside it’s ok (if a bit grimy). I paid cover (~$20),…

A brief synopsis of the club location and layout: Wackos is located just east of I 95 on Emerson. It is situated in a small shopping plaza that it shares with a liquor…

Price: Valet parking is $8. A Diet Coke is $9 plus tip, and the cover charge is $15 for Thursday night. If you arrive before 7 PM, you can avoid the cover fee. There is…

I have been going to the Vegas Club off and on for 10 years. This club has gone through its ups and downs but is currently a popular spot. Stopped in on a Saturday afternoon…

This club is Both a topless and nude club. Saturday, my first time at Le girls while I am in town visiting. This might be a long review as this place is a lot for your…

Parking: $10 Drinks$: Standard I guess. Stella costs maybe 5 or 6. Cover: $10 Space: Entrance floor (which is actually the second floor) has a bar, some couches near the balcony, some couches/booths away from the balcony. Walk…

Micanopy, FL. Just south of Gainsville right off 75. Big truck stop club. Plenty of parking area seems fine, sort of just a pit stop type area. Walk on in. Friendly older guy at the…

I'm in the DC area for an extended period for the first time since I moved away for college and, despite a very restricted schedule, have decided to make an effort to explore what the…

Last Tuesday I was on my way to DFW to go watch my Notre dame fighting Irish and I was flying through Atlanta. I had a good amount of time to waste in the airport…

Ocala, FL. Friday night. Plenty of parking. Busy commerical road, seemed alright to me. Parking lot, got a little tight, I parked on the grass right next to the big sign WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T…

DeLand, FL. Friday night. Right off international speedway blvd. Area looked alright to me. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk on in. A little hole in the wall you have to croach down to…

My first time at Crazy Girls with my first impressions on a Sunday night around 11pm. It was disappointing and I stayed about 40 minutes. Cover 5$ Import Beer 7$ This club is in Phoenix but on the…

I came here shortly after it opened and had some time to kill in Amsterdam. $10 cover and not really any security. As you walk in there’s a bar immediately to your left and another…

Finally tried a Saturday. ** Reset the dancer's section since it is a new year. ** --PLACE-- Outside: The place is at a brick building with parking at the front. I've never had issues…

Went in for my first time. Paid for VIP ($40). The place is fine, a little sketchy feeling but there were very few others in there. I wouldn't recommend unless you know a little spanish. I…

Checked out Chicas Locas for the first time on a Wednesday night. Free parking, $10 cover, and $8 domestic beers. Smaller than how it appears on the outside. There’s two clubs on the property, topless…

Price: Valet parking is $7. A Diet Coke is $9 plus tip, and the cover charge is $20. If you arrive before 7 PM, I believe there is no cover fee. The small rooms cost…

The thing I like most about the place was the takeout, otherwise I wouldn’t return. A friend of mine told me about this place and I thought I’d swing by one night when she wasn’t…

With another terrible snow year in New England, I decided on a Friday at Sunday River, as the 50 mph winds would finally die down. When conditions in New England are awful, Sunday River is…

I keep periodically stopping by Keepers as it's very conveniently located off I-95 and as I have said before, can be a worthwhile visit depending on who's working. On the other hand, it can be…

Visited on a Tuesday in January 2025 around 11pm. The cover was $27 and getting in was quick after the metal detector. If you’re tryna catch a vibe and chill , this is a decent spot.…

The basics - It's in the smack middle of a very residential neighborhood. Trust your GPS or you would likely miss it. There are no very visible signs and the best landmark is the corner…

I had some free time this past Friday and was in the area so decided to stop. It has been over a year since my last visit and it seems like nothing has changed. The…

Once again, I awoke with a burning desire to be desplooginated by a woman of questionable morals whom I had never met before. I am unsure why I so often awake with this strange fixation…

I've been here a few times on the weekends when they are pretty busy. For whatever reason I decided to come on a weekday which was a mistake. Parking was easy, literally only 2 or…

I had heard that cheerleaders had remodeled so when it was dead at one of my other regular spots I figured that I would swing by. Already preferred the parking lot as it was well lit…

Stopped in for a visit. Paid Maria my $10 cover, giving me entry, and 2 non alcoholic drinks, to this BYOB. The bar was not busy, but there were a decent amount of girls working.…

As others have mentioned the restrictions on front facing/straddling seem to have been lifted as all the girls are doing it again. Yay! My visit this time was brief and as usual 10 for parking…

After leaving The House, I went to EI. Arrived around 230 A.M. Friday night, after the snow had stopped. I parked next door to EI, at a bail bondsman building. No charge to park. I…

This seems to be a new club. It is adjacent to Rick's. I arrived around 9 on a blustery Friday. There was no cover just a requested tip. I tossed in about 5. The…

Went on a Monday evening in December. No ID check, cover was $10 I think, didn't get a drink so can't comment on prices there. Only 3 dancers and the place was pretty dead, but they…

Went on a weeknight a few months ago. Second time, but it had been a few years so I forgot most of things about it. I knew going in that it's expensive, just…

Arrived at The House around 1130pm on Friday night, during the snow. I parked across the street, ...on a side street at a diagonal from the front of the club. I would like to share…

I had some time to kill so I stopped by this place just to see what it was. Granted, this was mid afternoon on a Sunday but they're only open during the day and several…

Stopped in on Tuesday afternoon to hopefully see one or two of my preferred dancers. The parking lot was pretty empty. I paid the 16 dollar fee and got metal detected. Hit the rest…

This review will cover three visits over the past month. The first visit was the Friday night of the Christmas party. I got there about 9pm and the lot and everything near it was full. $10…

3rd time visiting this club at night time, got in 11ish Parking: $20 Entry: $20-30 Dances: $10 Girls: Variety of body types, mostly thick and slim thick. Club composed of mostly black girls (light skin…

I went to this club last year around the same time of year ( I visit in January). My visit last year wasn't very good, I felt somewhat ripped off, and stated as much…

Made a stop into Hank’s after leaving the airport the night of the snowstorm. The roads were TERRIBLE. My thought was killing some time at H8 would give them more time to clean up the…

Stopped in here for the first time since covid last night. Exterior and parking wise, it’s all the same. Located right off 35, with parking along the right and back of the building. Inside, the…

I got to Vivide around 9:30pm a week ago, and the parking attendant said parking was $20. I paid that and then went for the security pat down, then paid the cover (I think it…

I've been to the club many times over the years, and it hasn't really changed, so I'll do a brief recap. Cover is 7 bucks, but they don't really charge it till the girls…

Quick notes: Topless Bar Cover 8pm 10$ Domestic Beer 5$ Full Kitchen and Full Bar. First time here and decided to check it out since it was on my list. I come to Phx every now and then to…

I had some time to kill on this side of town on a Friday around 3pm, decided to stop by 205, it's been some time since I've visited. The parking in the back was pretty full,…

New to this site, but have been to a couple clubs in the area here. Went to Desire on a Saturday night about three weeks ago. I have to say this is probably the best…

This is such a great club to spend a weekday afternoon. Even on a weekday, your money goes a long way. Five bucks gets you in the door (I remember when it was three!). I…

Was supposed to meet a buddy of mine at the casino and he was a no show so I did the only thing I could - went solo to a strip club... I have always enjoyed…

I left a review before for Rick’s in Pittsburgh but I can give a lot more details after I visited again last night during the Steelers playoff game against the Ravens. I still think…

I know the rep here but I think the Rhino is underrated. I went with a lady friend on a random Tuesday which I think is the trick unless you’re 22 and just want to…

Went here on a Thursday evening. It’s a nice area of the city, seemed very safe, there was like a grocery store right across the street, but quiet street that time of nigt, really close…

I am a Mons veteran going back to the 90s. In town for a golf outing. This review is based on two visits on a Friday night and a Saturday night in…

Stopped by on Thursday evening (1/2) on my way back to Chicago. The place is in a little strip mall with a couple of other businesses that were closed for the evening. There…

Kittens is one of the two or three non-corporate clubs in the area. If you are coming from the south end, the location is nice from a traffic perspective. If you are coming…

It’s pretty much common knowledge that LEC is a jack shack, not a strip club. After thinking about it for over a year, I finally got over myself enough to give it a try,…

- They didn’t ID; there’s parking on a Saturday night; $24 coverage. - LD: I didn’t technically receive any LD so I cannot say for sure the price of one. - stage girls ranged from…

First time visiting this establishment - I paid the $10 cover and sat at the bar. Beer AND hard liquor are available here and I ordered up a $10 Lagunitas IPA. INSTANTLY, I…

Sorry for the late review. Swung in on a Thursday afternoon before Christmas. Parked in the half empty lot, paid the door man $5 and found an open table near the dj. 3…

First I must say I am truly envious of those of you who are in the ATL area and have this club readily accessible. Before I get into it, a terse background because value for the…

I noticed an instagram story for The Lounge of a dancer working who intrigued me so I decided to head that way. I arrived to a fairly busy parking lot around 4 pm.…

Today was my first trip to Mickey's since the change of ownership. I arrived on a Tuesday at 3:30. With seven cars in the lot, there was plenty of space. There is also…

Came here last Saturday expecting a chair on top for a dull weekend and lo and behold. It was everything you needed on a cold day. Entry was five bucks and then grabbed a table…

I was in Rochester and the Tally Ho was not doing it for me, so I decided to finally give Foxy’s a try. It’s about 25 minutes south of the city, but really…

So I was traveling to SF this week and now I want catch up on my review. The pros: this place is open until 5 am, they were serving some beers until 5 am, the girls…

Went on a post-holiday visit early Monday afternoon. Disappointing! The parking lot was empty, which should have been a sign. The club, though clean, was in dis-array from the construction and there…

I visited on the Tuesday (12/30/24) before NYE at around 3:00pm while working in Philly. I primarily go to Delilah's during the afternoon and early evening. It may seem strange, but Tuesday, Wednesday and…

Dropped by in the early afternoon. Was searched by the bouncer and paid my $5 cover charge. When you walk in there is a pool table to your left, darts to your right and…

In the area for work, so decided to try Rhino Rialto. Admission: $21 Dance Prices: $120/15 min, $180/20 min. Don’t remember single dance prices Venue: Commercial lot next to a Rally’s. Patdown and ID Scan.…

Decided to drop by one of Spearmint Rhino’s little siblings. Prices: $21 Dance Prices: 2 songs/$50. Venue: Modest venue on corner with parking in back and front. When I arrived, I found parking in the front.…

It’s been a while since I’ve been to synn was happy to visit after seeing the roll call with about 35 woman listed. Normal 20$ cover, 1 central stage, hard to find parking with so…

Alright, hands down my new favourite strip club but gotta check out a busier night as the stage was pretty empty and the floor had the same few blondies with fake tits (go figure, it's…

TLDR: night cover is now $15, no VIP card, probably won't return anyway. I usually go to clubs early on Saturday or Sunday, and they tend to have a chill vibe and welcoming atmosphere. I've…

Went to Divas for the first time on a Wednesday night around 10pm. Paid the entry fee and an extra VIP fee for getting lap dances (I think it was $20+45, but don't remember exactly).…

Club E11even is a very special place. Upon entering there is a girl in the front that handles the door. She has so much energy that it literally gets you hyped before entering.…

Me and my friend went to Cheetah on Hallendale a day before christmas eve. We went around 3 AM in the morning and cover charge was to our surprise high. It was around $20 each.…

Rainy, Cold December evening. 20$ entry , 7$ drink, Tipped the bar lady (not a young girl) who is welcoming. I will skip the description of the club settings Sat there assessing the place . Most…

Foxy continues to be my favorite club in Providence - it is clean, fairly well lit, and you don't have the thug factor you oftentimes feel at either Caddy or Fantasies. Most important, they…

I occasionally stop by Caddy when I'm in the area - it is a very hit or miss club. Last time I was there, I had an excellent time, today's visit, not so much.…

Not the best neighborhood. Wouldn’t recommend leaving any valuables in the car. $10 cover to get in. 2 ladies waiting at the door. I was asked if I wanted a table and was escorted to a…

In town for work, had previously checked out Delilah's but wanted to see this place. Off the beaten path, but not a bad Uber price to get there from center city. Wed evening around 8p, cover…

I've been to this club twice , both times during the week in the early evening. Overall, dimly lit (except for the pole). No alcohol but fully nude. The girls were all friendly but they…

This review is for a visit in October last year. Arrived on Th evening and left Sun morning. I had reserved a room and asked the staff to put me as close to top as…

I decided to give Bandaids a try instead of Chicas as i hear this place provides similar latina action. I got there around 9 pm on a saturday night. This is a small dive bar…

Visited this place for the first time around 12:45 on a Wednesday afternoon, violating my rule of thumb to avoid hitting clubs within an hour of opening. Extenuating circumstances were that I almost never wind…

I have been going to the club a couple times a year for about 4 years. I visit when I am in Tampa for business. Most visits have been on…

I've been to Flashdancers Midtown at least 10-15 times during the past 2.5 years. This review is from the last time I went (this past Wednesday after midnight). I was actually at a different club in…

Early Thursday evening, around 6pm. It can be a little tricky to find, I had to loop back to get to the parking lot, but that might just be my bad sense of direction. Parking…

Apologies this will be a bit short but it serves a purpose. Been a while since i had visits the establishment. The layout hasn’t changed and nor has the doorman or DJ. Payed $6 for…

After visiting several clubs in Austin, Divas is my favorite spot out of all. I'm a day club goer so I arrived around 12:30 pm. They open at 11:30am. I parked alongside the building. Across…