Reviews

I came here on a Monday afternoon at about 2 pm. I paid the 5 dollar cover and walked in and there was only one patron there and only two girls working. The…

Went to Savannah’s since they were showing the UFC fight and I didn’t know of any other place in the city that was. Also, I figured it would be a way to at least try…

This is a review of my favorite club. This place never disappoints. They always have plenty of girls. Most of them sevens or above. I went on dayshift. I really dislike most of…

Had some time to kill before an appointment last Monday, so I jetted over to the friendly neighbourhood strip club to pass the time by. Not a bad day, parking lot wasn't too crowded. I…

I have been to around a dozen strip clubs in my life and I have never seen the same level of talent this place has. The cover charge is kinda pricey at 20 bucks, but…

ENTER THE CHAINDOG I Have had a lot of fun in this club over the years, the last few times have been a disappointment. Saturday night, about 8:30 pm, an old lady ( Ex dancer?)…

Dance prices seem to be rising at the Kit Kat club. On my last visit, there was only one dancer there, who was talking to patrons at the bar, but the stage was empty. She…

If theres a club that you can say is either a hit or miss, this is the one. I came here twice this past week. On my first visit on a Sunday mid-shift, the quality…

I have been seeing this girl for ht her aa while now. She is petite, red hair and perfect body that I like. Had two beer for $9 and bought her red bull. She asked…

Dropping another review because this visit warranted up-rating the place after the last few visits were bombs. Not surprisingly, the dancers can make or break a visit and this visit, a pair of sisters…

The club looks like a regular bar from the outside...that is until you see the neon sign that says "dancers" on the outside. I guess it used to be a restaurant before and has…

This club has been circling the drain a long time. The transition to shit hole is now complete. It takes a lot to make me uncomfortable but this club achieved that. Don't waste your money.…

I was driving through Providence on both Thursday and Friday of this past week so I ended up making stops here both days. On Thursday I had stopped at Desire first but I quickly lost…

So, Playmates! I was on my way from Rochester to Buffalo so I decided to take a small detour to see what Playmates was all about. It’s out in the country but not hard to…

Haven't been here in a long time so I thought I'd come check it out. Things haven't changed as the place still looks exactly the same. I'm sure in prior reviews I praised this place…

Normal cover fee of $10. You walk in towards the stage and you are immediately hounded by waitresses. The waitresses will call the manager your way if you refuse to order a drink. The dancers…

I dropped in for one reason only: they were open. It was about 4am, and I was driving up Scottsdale rd, and I saw they were open, which surprised me. I hadn't read the reviews…

Before my trip to South Florida I did a little research on tusci.net. Time well spent. Being from North of the Mason Dixon we dont get many clubs like this one, The two dollar parking…

This place used to be a feeding frenzy in the "perve corner", but the parties over now. Stopped by a week ago Thursday afternoon. When you walk in the club there is a bar…

Was in the neighborhood so I couldn't help myself and I stopped in. This place used to be a decent spot to grab a beer, stare at some decent looking babes, and even grab a…

It was a little hard finding this, as its in an old house tucked into a neighborhood. But when you walk in the "side door" you get the vibe immediately. Dark, music on relatively low…

Late night on a whim, I head back to old T's. Dark, but not unexpectedly so. Bar on the right with a couple of girls hanging on guys, stage on the left. Row of couches…

Stopped in here on a Saturday night on my drive to Atlanta from PA. First impression was that seems to be well kept and plenty of TVs in the main room to catch the game.…

This is one club Intend to go to only as a last resort. The parking is horrendous as there are a minimal amount of spaces and it's in a cramped mini mall. The women are…

I've heard quite a few good things about Spearmint Rhino (the chain of clubs as a whole, not this particular location) and was excited to finally pay a visit to one. It seemed like one…

Ive been away for a while and paid a visit to see an old friend. MY CF was not working so we chatted up a storm just catching up and also ordering a chicken…

Visited platinum plus on my visit to harrisburg and seeing an advert of it on the highway. Went there at around 7pm. Cover was close to $5. The atmosphere was ok but the smoking was…

Read this place was open again and decided to stop by. It's pretty much the same as all other recent reviews. Once I could adjust to the darkness I made my way to the…

Great club, I walked in at about 12 midnight on a Tuesday, I was just looking to get into something. The valet took my car ($20 is what it usually costs, cool guys and can…

The club has been described before, the best phrase to describe the furnishings: 80's Wal-Mart. Wed -- Hopeful. Arrived at 8:15pm. Paid the $5, got a wrist band, as I started to walk in,…

As a fan of these clubs as an alternative to the usual strip club, I decided to visit LA Grand instead of Club Fantasy - big mistake. all of the girls were fugly and spoke…

I was a bit skeptical about visiting this club because of all the unfavorable reviews it had garnered on the web. However, I realized that one of the biggest gripes that people had with the…

I was in Philadelphia for one night Monday July 3 (holiday weekend) and decided to try Gold Club again. I was there about 5 weeks previously - see my earlier review for logistical details.…

Great open atmosphere. Big stage. Some excellent shows. Bouncers are very helpful. Drinks are what you would expect for a strip club - you pay a premium to be in the presence of scantily dressed…

Stopped by last Saturday afternoon around 2:30, early enough to get a high top on the DJ side. It was just starting to get busy. Saw several girls I hadn't seen in a while, but…

I decided to make an impromptu visit to Follies around lunch today. Haven't been in since my early May review. Pulled into the parking lot to find multiple police units including a supervisor vehicle handling…

Creekside Cabaret is located at the end of an industrial complex. The dancers are mostly seem to be in the age range of 25-30. They are good looking but not quite “top of…

Soooo... I decided to stop by with a few friends on a monday evening to get a few dances, drinks ect. The place had a nice set out in the parking, But when we steppted…

Since the 1990s, I have driven by here plenty of times without ever stopping. Driving south down I-75, I decided to finally check it out as I was returning from Panama City Beach. There used…

4Play is a fun bikini bar that is across the street from a dog track and is located in a strip mall that has a massage and tattoo parlor. It was easy to find and…

Went back to Paradise for the first time in years. Saw that they remodeled and got rid of the booths in the main room and moved them off a side room. Except now there's booths…

So I went up to St Louis for a Cards game and figured I'd give the Washington Park clubs a try for the first time ever. First of all, a word of warning, when you…

First time at st James. The club itself is near IAH and about 30 minutes away if you fly in to Hou. The club itself is on another road with several others.…

Got there around 11:30pm on a friday night, its the weekend after the 4th of july, so i understood it maybe a little slow after holidays. CLub is nice, the bouncers are polite. In my…

Visited Atlanta after a long time. After a disappointing trip to Cheetah (attractive but rather slim ladies, with minimal contact), I went to Oasis. It was past midnight, so I was not sure what to…

I used to visit this place a lot more often than I do now. Up to a couple years ago, the dancers stripped on stage and danced naked on stage. There is a lap dance…

My boys and I were in Dallas for a wedding but made a trip to Houston to watch a game. After the game we decided to do our own bachelor's party recruitment. I browsed tuscl…

Well what do we have here? Back from the dead is Club Fantasies. After avoiding this place for the better part of a decade, I am now becoming a semi-regular again. Overall, the quality of…

Right off the bat, there are alot of patrons just standing outside of this club, coming from other clubs. Lots of police and they block the streets off near this club after 1am. once you…

Haven't been here in awhile and stopped by after a baseball game. It was pretty quiet this night and even some of the regular dancers who were pretty good looking were not there.…

They have a monthly happy hour for 2 hours every month on the 2nd Wednesday of the month. Up to 10 people can join the birthday person. The person birthday has to be that month…

Visited for the first time, $10 at the door and $5 for the first drink so $15 in total to get in. The dances being announced were 3 for $40 which is good and the…

This is not a mixed club, there maybe 1 white girl at most working here. Its usually just black girls that are thick, nothing special just decent pole workers. There turned up in this club,…

This club comes off a little dive bar-ish. Quite small actually. On a Friday and Saturday night, theres hardly any room to move around. But make no mistake, there is some money to be made…

We went into this place around 10pm. There is a bar on one side and the club is on the other. Nice place, but small, so it was crowded. Guy to girl ratio not the…

This is not a nude bar and is in Panama City Beach, not Panama City. The personnel at the club have faced some problems for dancers even showing boobs. I wonder if Panama City Beach…

I GOT THERE ABOUT 4:50 PM. I paid the $6.00 cover The club was very upscale with 3 or 4 stages and all the stage had girls dancing. There was lots of girls and they…

As this is the club I enjoy close to home, I haven't been here in over 6 months and haven't reviewed it in a year. My membership card had expired but the guy charged me…

Set up a limo ride to pick us up and take me and a friend of mine to Palomino on the recommendation of people here. The limo was a little late, but he was a…

This place use to be called Flashdancers back in the day. All black club from what I can tell. Had saw on IG that the name had changed and they were advertising a day shift.…

I had dropped my ATF OTC at Club La Vela to watch Plies. I wished she had wanted to experience Billy Joel or Frank Sinatra, but that is another story. Well, Club La Vela promotes…

Decided to try this place again after hearing the cover charge was only $5 now. Turned out it was still $10. Place was very slow and empty. About 7 dancers I would say that night…

This club was close to the hotel where I was staying with my ATF OTC, who convinced me to drive her from Atlanta. This club is a bit nicer than Toy Box which is the…

I stopped by my favorite little dive bar on the outskirts of St. Louis a couple of nights ago. Lots of rain in the area earlier in the week made the potholes in the…

I always though the major closest beaches to Atlanta were in Charleston or Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. The closest beaches to Atlanta are actually Panama City Beach. Anyways, I drove to Panama City from Atlanta.…

Arrived around 10 PM on a Thursday night. Had free passes, so saved on the cover. We were greeted by a floor man who took us to a table by the stage and would deliver…

Finding myself visiting Dayton recently, I could not pass up visiting Pinups and Pints. I love craft beer and I love strip clubs.This club showed great promise. Unfortunately it was blah on both fronts.…

Another summer Friday night at the Masters. Was definitely busier than the previous night at Thee Dollhouse, as far as in number of customers and number of dancers. Of course, quantity does not always trump…

I've been to this club on two different occuasions- on a Monday night then on a Friday night. Monday, the place had two dancers, not very attractive, not dancing on stage, almost totally dead. For…

Visited the club on Saturday and Sunday with some friends from out of town. It was their first visit to follies and I wanted to show them the day shift of follies. They were amazed by…

Decided to visit after seeing comedian Gabriel Iglescias aka "Fluffy" at Horseshoe Hammond. I normally don't care if a club is topless or nude, but I was in the mood to see everything. GPS got…

As most have said, the set up is certainly, "low budget." Beyond that, we're in PA, so smoking is permitted, and there doesn't seem to be any effort to suck/filter the smoke out. So that's…

Even though it's not a nude bar, the dancers really showed that they LOVED what they did. Multiple dancers came up to me and just TALKED... They didn't beg for a private VIP dance,…

I sometimes check out this club if I'm stressed out and it always does the trick. Sure the layout isn't great (kinda small, cramped, and often crowded at peak times) but that's not why I'm…

The girls were pretty decent looking, although half the time there was no one on stage. It was about 4 girls working, most of them not really doing anything but sitting outside smoking and…

I used to be a frequent regular here but tonight was my first visit in months. Not much has changed. Location: Back woods of NEPA in the middle of no where. This can be a good…

Tried this Fri night and if I was looking for drugs this would be the place to visit but I was here for a drink or two and some entertainment. I got here just before…

So I've been to Pink Poodle a few times since moving back to San Jose. I'll start with the lame: - ATMs only allow you to take out small amounts ($100-200) and charge insane amounts ($10+) -…

Went here after going to a casino for a friends bachelor party a little while back. There was a $10 cover to get in. The dancers were all nice and fun to talk to. They…

Well was in ealing with a friend and was thinking of going to LA Confidential... my friend on the other hand said that there was a better club in Maidenhead so we jumped on the…

It seems like Dream Girls day shift has been getting some poor reviews lately. I've been stopping in about once a week for a couple months now and I'd say it's been pretty consistently good.…

I was bored in the wee hours, and found out that some of the clubs in Vegas are 24 hours. Strolled into the horse around 6:00 am, and was quite surprised at how busy…

Dropped in on a Thursday afternoon at five. Club had the usual SE Portland dive mix of dancers: two amazons, two spinners, one massively overweight. Most of them look like they've been rode hard and…

Better than the Thursday review, but the new dance rules are BAD There were about 25 girls on his visit, maybe 50-60 customers. In about three weeks fuegos should be at about original levels. But I…

This club hasn't changed. It's expensive for what you get but I still have friends that love to visit cause it has hot girls to look at while drinking. That is all you will get…

The good news is this club is open 7 days a week now starting at 3pm on weekdays. The club is safe and clean and laid back. There is basement/patio area that has…

I visited three clubs this Friday, and stayed for several hours at each. Visions has not changed much over the years. The inside is pretty spartan. There is tile on the floor, multiple tables with…

The place has some really hot girls there. And it's pretty easy to get a lap dance. However, the lap dances are based on the length of each song. Example: One of my lap dances…

i ordered my drink, the bar tender didn't have any change, no big deal and I don't care about stuff like that. Then I went to the restroom and that was filthy and smelled to…

Was visiting from out of town and decided to check out jaguars. Got there around 11 and the place was pretty empty. Talked to a few different girls, and then decided to get a lap…

Got to Venus around 10. Paid the parking lot guy $2. Went in and got the pat down. Paid $6 cover. The bar is in front of you as you walk in.…

Went in a week ago on Saturday at 6:30. The club layout nice. The parking lit is huge and there are plenty of parking spaces. There are 2 sides. one is…

Stopped by after visiting a couple other clubs in the city. Most of them are within a 15-minute drive of each other. This was my second time here and thought I'd give it…

I visited this club after visiting synn for the first time. I didn't really see anything that I was interested in at first, not to say the other ladies were not attractive, they had a…

Tootsie's really doesn't need any overall review in particular, but I thought there was some merit in sharing some lessons learned about the current club, so I thought I'd share. Also Badnews53 is the only…

All the dancers were nice. Great mix of girls. The cover was $10, and pretty worth the money. There were around 10-12 girls that night, including 2 bartenders that danced on stage as well. Its…

Had a pretty good night at this place. The vibe was more "nigjtclubish" but none the less a good time. Girls were black and beautiful. (Blacker the berry sweeter the juice shout out PAC). The…

I went as a first timer to any strip club. Tipped a couple of bucks for stage dancing as I saw others doing. It was early so not many other guys there.…

I visited this place a while back with some buddy of mine for his birthday and was quite amused. We went on a Thursday and there was really no one there; just us and maybe…

What the Fuck!?!? I thought this would be a little reprieve from the lackluster night life of Utah. BOY WAS I WRONG!!! Tiny dirty little bar with some pretty foul dancers. The entire place smelled…