Reviews

I recently went to GoldRush early just to eat and see what dancers they have bc I havent been in a while. They charged for parking (cant remember how much but it was more than…

I drive Uber and picked up a couple from here close to 6am and the parking lot was packed so I decided that I had to visit. Decided to go one day after partying but…

I am generally a Providence club guy. The last few weeks there has been some changes to the routine and given me the opportunity to explore a few other clubs. Yesterday, I had business in…

Was in the area decided to check this place out. I had previously visited this place briefly, but hadn't gotten a real feel for it until today. I sort of envisioned this place being similar…

So this was a visit from a few weeks ago. Unique, Layla, Peaches, Bama and Clover were there. Was a bit disappointed not to see Dulce but I guess she had the day off. As…

went to vic's on a tuesday, paid my 5 dollar entry fee at the door. The music was low, but it was o.k. I walked around the bar to see how many girls were in…

I went to the PP a lot when I was in college and after graduating when I lived within the city limits. So, it had been about 5 years since my last visit.…

Stopped by Inner Room for a quick visit in the afternoon. The place is much improved. Over the years, I have written some great and most recently, some really poor reviews of this…

Fat Jacks is a smallish club off the beaten path. It's fully nude and alcohol is served. The bar area is in front and the club is behind it but you can go back and…

The place is close enough to the center of Montreal, that safety is not an issue. I slipped the bouncer a $10, as suggested by the other reviewers. While the club is full nude, the…

I've noticed an increase in Latina dancers here over the past few months. But tonight it was almost all Latina. There were only two non-Latina dancers. The invasion explains why there is almost…

Not too long ago after a particularly gruesome experience I described Treasures as the place where old strippers go to die. Recently after an unusual disappointing foray at Centerfolds I decided to drop by…

Stopped by the late night the other night. Haven't been there in probably a year and a half but i was in the area so i decided to see what old Roy was up to.…

I generally like this club. Big main stage. Decent mileage for tips some boob action. Dancers are totally nude on stage depending on the dancer. Square stage with poles in two corners that go up…

I've been here several times. Despite the shady neighborhood, the place seems safe inside. You get a pat down on the way in. I've enjoyed each time I went. I felt comfortable and welcome. Everyone…

This is a fun club located in South Miami between Kendall and Homestead. When I came to this location over a decade ago, the dancers were mostly white, and the club was known as Goldfinger.…

So, I decided to go to this club for only my fourth time because I didn't feel like going all the way to MIA. I really wanted to visit LEXX. Anyway, it was pretty much…

I have it on good authority that this is the better of the two Paper Moons in Richmond. It seems like I caught both on an off night, since my experience was the opposite. $12 cover…

Club was not hard to find and had a decent amount of parking out front. Unlike most of the clubs I saw in Virginia it had a bit of curb appeal. Night shift doorman will…

I went last Wednesday 7/19/17. It was $5 to get in and $5 for lap dances. The had flyers up for $5 lapdances on Tuesdays as well. They also had signs stating they are now…

Great place to go to relax, drink a couple, and sample a variety of types. Sam, Ruby, Aimee, Yvonne, Hennessey, and a couple others I can't remember. Total spent...$60 or so. More than for a…

OK,I went in with the attitude that I was going to have a decent time relaxing with a couple Coronas and making do with whatever talent that was on hand because I wanted a quiet…

Got in around 5 pm to beat the traffic and to see if this long lost club had improved from my last visit many an eon ago. The place seemed busy because of all the…

This club had a rough vibe with a mixed group of people from the city and the country. I think everyone there was there for the lack of the "room for Jesus" rule in Nashville,…

Been to the place several times and always have a decent time. Hadn't been in a while so I figured I'd kill some time on a Saturday and stop by. Place is right off the…

It was a great night for me even though the place was weirdly empty. I got there around 7 and there was barely any customers, something the dancers said was strange. Maybe that's why they…

A Club That Specializes in Cheap Lapdances and Nothing Else...What Could Go Wrong? From time to time some of the longtime TUSCLers take issue with me reviewing crappy clubs. If the alternative is to keep reviewing…

Was in town for a Tuesday ballgame so decided to check it out. Not much of a crowd so was pretty laid back. Only recognized two dancers being Rider and Destiny. Really wanted a dance…

Still looks good on the inside and outside, except for the men's room. It seems to be of such low quality for such a nice club. Weekday afternoons are better than Saturday…

I guess I can only blame myself on this one. My plan was to arrive early (8 or 8.15) to avoid any crowd but I didn’t make it in until almost 8.45. Things…

So I’m not a regular strip club visitor so I might be biased since I’ve never been to the big cities (Vegas, LA, Miami, etc.). This was my first visit to Dream Girls and I…

Loved my first trip to Diamond Dolls. It was the best strip-clubbing experience I've had in a long long time, in terms of many of the things that are now-a-days too rare to be had…

Deja Vu Spokane is OK. This was not the way I thought I’d start the review. For those who’ve been reading my reviews over time, you know that I’m not a fan of the DV…

Went into Sin Rock about 9:30 on a Wednesday after having found nothing interesting at my usual East Portland haunt. Whenever I drive by the place in the evening, the parking lot looks full and…

This club is literally off the main strip. Not much real estate, and the parking out front is a tight fit. Almost the lost the front end of the car I was driving...twice. The first…

Decided to visit the club again after a few months away. First thing I noticed was the sound system was a lot better, it was really good for a small club. The old…

Stopped by Centerfolds the other day on my way back from Worcester. It's very easy to get to get to, right on the main drag route 20. Cars in parking lot very visible…

Maybe it was me, but it was not as awesome as I hoped. In all fairness I was a bit rushed and a little stressed, but that aside, it was pretty much a dive. The…

Since Midway Invader was so uneventful, I decided to drop by here to save the night. Got in and noticed the dancer ratio was much greater than the PL ratio. What is going on?!? Sat…

Whats really odd about this place is that you have to go up in a very brightly lit elevator to get to the club, so you're just staring at all these other people who are…

It looks like recent reviews and comments haven't been that great from the regulars. I've been here once. This club was my second choice in town on a day where I had less time than…

I gotta say a quarter of these girls are super hot in many instances. However the prices for the dances are a bit stiff. The club is clean and trypically thay have a lot more…

The only nude strip club in NYC. Huge, luxurious space with a multiple stages. The talent doesn't really come to the club until after 11 PM. It gets better as the…

I had some time to kill while my car was being serviced nearby so I decided to pay a quick visit to Pandora's for some entertainment. I paid my $10 cover plus $5 mandatory soda…

Hopefully I can write enough about my recent visit to earn a review. L&L was my go to club back in the day and I've had some great times there. I was in…

Reading reviews and having a business trip here decided this was the place to go. First the bouncers are notmexactly friendly Im in my upper Thirties and they quized me on my license really.…

Stopped by on Tuesday evening 9pm not expecting much. I remember driving by a couple times debating if i was going in or not. The outside does not look great. I was totally shocked…

Coming out of a business meeting and looking for a way to beat the traffic. 95 in Philly is no fun a rush hour. The clubs enterance is near the parking garage so what the…

Arrived at about 11:00 on a Wednesday, and the place was virtually dead. There were about a dozen guys and the same number of dancers. A few more dancers filtered in as the night…

I had a GREAT visit to this club on Tuesday afternoon. As I've said before, I like to come to this club on Tuesdays for 2-4-1 dances. That's 2 songs in the back, full friction,…

I had business in Columbia, so detoured to Platinum West on the drive in to check out the day shift. It was a sad state of affairs. I arrived about 5:30 p.m.…

I was in town on vacation, and had just enough time to get to one club. I wish I had pick a hotel closer to downtown as there are more clubs there.…

Wednesday were out late and wanted to hit a club. The driver took us here. I was a little inebriated so if memory serves me the cover was $10. We somehow managed…

As others have noted, the building has had an upgrade or two, with a new stage, new bathrooms, new bar, and exterior renovations. But the dancers have been uninteresting of late, especially since my…

I made an unplanned visit during an afternoon on a Tuesday. I was passing through the neighborhood to get on to I-75 and noticed the club on a side road. I knew there…

Several months ago went to check out breakfast. Super early flight into Portland- didn't go well- empty parking lot..... fast forward- Went the other day, a late Saturday. Night - was it ever a different…

It has been a long time since my last visit and was on this side of town. I stopped in and the layout hasnt changed much. For a strip club the place was…

Got to the club late, got my water and sat down, 30 seconds later Jersey sat in my lap, asked if I have ever been there before and I told her no. She then…

I came by TJ's today to take advantage of the 2 for 1 specials. Wow was it a good crowd today! Lots of girls and almost a full house. $12 entry to cover the two…

I routinely visit the Pony when I am in town. Lighted parking lot that has a security guy outside. There is by the fence parking and other rows in a diagnol shape. Parking is…

Went to five different clubs on or just off of Bourbon Street. We did not spend a lot of time in each club - basically went from bar to bar, including the strip clubs, and…

Couldn't resist not venturing out to this place after all that has been posted. Was approached by a few dancers as I walked in, told them all I wanted to relax. Got approached…

I finally got back to the Rhino; my first since the renovations. Called for the limo, which is the way to go. He was on time and I got in free. I was happy to…

I had no idea what I was walking into. I guess I need to read more on this site but it was a spur of the moment. The club literally across the street from my…

I've been here a few times, all weekday afternoons. Each time I could find some fairly good looking women. The prices seemed to vary by dancer ($20-$30), one dance was great (she was alll…

It had been awhile since I'd been into Sassy's and I had a good time again. This club is pretty typical for Portland. The girls all have tattoos and are a bit more…

My wife and I visited Sapphire on Wednesday, July 5, the night after the July 4 holiday. We were there from about 9pm to 11:30, and it was very slow--probably because the long holiday…

I have been to this club before. This visit was a few months ago on an afternoon. They were have lots of 2 for $25 dances. There were a few attractive dancers and mostly overweight…

I travel through Columbia a number of times per year and usually stop at PP. Recent reviews and conversations got me interested in PP West. I was on a trip that first…

I got to P10 about 10pm and the first girl to come over and sit with me chatted for probably an hour about life and all sorts of things. She really was extremely genuine and…

Hadn't been here in awhile. This place has always been hit or miss for me. I'd stayed away because of so many misses. This time, however, I was surprised and entertained. There were a lot…

I have visited this club at least 3 times in the past year (all on a Friday or Saturday night). This is the club that I enjoy the most in the Kansas City to…

...for that to happen, more girls need to show up. I've now been here three or four times, and the best visit was the first, by far. Last few visits have had very few dancers,…

It had been a while since I had gone here. Not by design. I had always enjoyed it. Just hadn't gotten a chance to. Got there around 6:30 and stayed for about 2 hours. Caught…

So I was in town on business and I wanted to give this place a short. Only full-nude in the area. As far as the inside goes, its about average, much better than…

I was on vacation in California with a couple of friends. Where I convince them we should jump the border and visit Tijuana. So like other ads said you park your car at the border…

Large, spacious club with a large, spacious parking lot. Come at night and you will sometimes see a couple of bouncers in the front, but I have yet to be patted down or ID checked.…

I went to the go go Rama after seeing how many great reviews this place got. From the moment I stepped inside i noticed that it had so many beautiful women. Most were young but…

Have been to the FL Brockton numerous times, the dancers are nice and there is a mix from raunchy to quiet. First time with Caprice tonight, she is a very cute Asian girl, somewhat quiet…

I honestly do not understand why go anywhere else in Atlanta . Your money goes a long way and dancers are very stick shift friendly . There is a thicker black woman from Chicago that…

Finally made my way back to Atlanta, so of course had to schedule in a follies visit. This review is for Monday night, it seemed to be more strippers than customers which is usually a…

Another afternoon visit and I wonder how much longer Flashers will be in business. I arrived around 3 PM and there were 3 other customers besides me and 7 dancers – 2 AA, 1…

Been away from strip clubs for awhile, but thought I'd go to Flashdancers last Saturday. It was raining. Was asked by girl after girl for a dance, and when I mentioned to one it was…

After becoming one of my go to spots because of the Milf-like Brazilian dancers that would flood the place. Lately this place has been more of a mix of older Dominican, Colombian, and a brazilian…

I decided to drive out to this club one night because I hadn't been, though I've been to most others in Huntsville. When I got there, the guy at the door was nice enough, but…

I found myself visiting SLC with an afternoon and evening on my hands and decided to try the Exotic Kitty. I read all the reviews, but still wasn't sure what to expect. First…

Stopped here around 11. Paid $5 to get in. The club is not too small but not too big either. A bottle of beer cost 4 bucks. There were about 15 or so girls working…

After visiting Flashers I tried the Doll House to see if I could find some life. I would have to say that if Flashers is on life support and just hanging on, Doll House…

I went to Delilahs around 2 on Tuesday. Went by myself. Had a great lunch special, which you get for 10$ dollars and 2 beers. The staff was great. The dancers a little pushy and…

I went to Club Fantasies on a Tuesday evening. When I walked in I had to go through a metal detector and give the bouncer my ID. The bouncer scanned my ID and it went up…

Act on that Friday night after midnight I don't know what was going on but the girls were extra anxious to make money and my all-time favorite girl was there Roxy was there waiting and…

This has been my primary club for over ten years. As I've gotten older I am there earlier, usually at 6 PM (when admission is $16 until 7 PM). The activity level in the early…

If you are looking for Latinas then this is the place to be! Came here on a Friday night and when you walk in its like girls everywhere. If you know Spanish it would…

This is my first time visiting cheeks. Some people said it was a best club in Dayton some people says it's bad I just wanted to see for myself. I've been to the harem and…

Big club- you must pass through metal detector to enter. $5 cover. Beers $4.25 Dances $25 per song in semi private cubicles. $125 15 minute VIP. Do the math. They…

I've often written in praise of this place - a place where high mileage experiences are commonplace. But today I dropped for a swell time, my pants bulging with cash and bad intentions. Nothing…

Went here mid-week about 5PM. Wasn't expecting much but was pleasantly surprised. It's a big club with two separate bars and stages, but only one was open while I was there. The girls were all…

I always knew this website existed but shocked that I never got around to doing a review on here because I like to frequent strip joints occasionally. The last time I hit this spot was…

They were closed for a while for renovations. Stopped by here recently after they reopened. Different dancers than the usual all Brazilian crowd. More of a mix now which is always nice. Even though I…

I was at the club on a Saturday night. The cover was $10. The club is laid out over 3 floors. The main stage is on the first floor with typically 2…