Reviews

I hadn't been to this club in years, can't remember how long it has been. I didn't feel like driving down to Victorias, Sharkys is still closed, and Sparkys...., well, maybe some other time. I…

On vacation in Orlando. Slipped my group and ran to Tampa for the afternoon on Thursday. Stopped in at YS at about 2 pm. About 5 girls working: Tall pretty brunette white girl about 30…

We had to take a friend to a strip club for his bachelor party in New York City. After several rounds of drinking at bars in Tribeca we were told to hit up Sapphire. Downtown…

I went back to this place for the 3rd or fourth time and nothing got better. I'm not sure why I keep going. The girls are not that attractive and during my last visit the…

I went here on a big boxing fight night and this place was packed. The Dj announced that there was like 111+ strippers on duty. The reason I didn’t rate this very high though is…

I had some time to kill in the late afternoon and decided to visit some clubs that I hadn't been to in a while. I started out at Lustys and the other reports about the…

Such a classic Portland vibe. The girls are tattooed, pierced, and have all sorts of other cute fashion statements going on. The music was pleasantly quiet, and if you go early on a…

Only my second visit (the first almost a year ago). Came about 2-3 in the afternoon. Place was empty with only 3 or 4 dancers and one other customer. Free cover, soft…

Had an incredible time. Couldn't recommend highly enough. Everything was good about this place. What a fun fun time. The girls were great. The booze was cheap, what's not to like? I had a good time…

Came in around 4 thinking it a drink after work would be a good call. Started at the bar $5.50 for a two for one is pretty reasonable. The place was decorated for…

Fantasia is a small intimate club. A hot time can always be had here. I have been many times and always left with a smile on my face. There is reasonable cover charge. The lighting…

This was the other club listed for Panama City listed by TUSCL, so I felt obligated to visit it and report. As Le Palace had so much quality, I was under the impression the competition…

Hit CD up every couple of weeks during day shifts. Vibe is usually nice and chill. Staff always seems to go out of there way to be nice which is appreciated. No cover during day and…

It was my first visit to Deja vu. The club is pretty close to downtown in the loop district and street parking was easy to find within 1 block. I was required to buy a…

The afternoon time at this club is pretty much the same no matter if it’s been a week or a month since you have been there. Mainly I just go here to see who’s new…

So after a not so hot trip to a club in Miami Gardens, this club was a pleasant surprise. about 30 min from Miami Beach, its a quick drive. The club itself is…

Haven’t been to Criket in a while. Hoped to see one of my CF’s, but she wasn’t working today. Thought it would be a good time to check out some other ladies. Petite Lexy stopped…

I visited here once I arrived too early to Dupont for a happy hour. I had nearly two hours to spare so I entered Camelot. The bouncer met me at the door and had no…

When I got there It was about 5:40 there were a Lot of cars in a very big parking lot I paid the$7.00 cover charge and went in. there was VERY LARGE STAGE with 3…

This place is my favorite for some after work happy hour fun. The place itself is great since the renovations and girls are great, always 7+. Drinks are reasonably priced for a strip club and…

Day visit which wasn’t too bad. You can get decent mileage for $10 lap dance. Downside is it’s small and a little run down. Day I was there I saw 4 girls in the club.…

I was in town on business and had the afternoon off between meetings and decided to stop by. When you come in the bar is to your left and the stage is in the middle…

When it comes to MB SC there are really only four clubs to go to now. Thee Dollhouse all the way up in North Myrtle (nice place; recommend) and the three that are close by…

While it’s tough to find a club that is the perfect balance of value and quality (papi has me convinced it’s the body club) I feel that playmates is almost as good as it gets.…

I arrived shortly after opening, which shortly after noon. But there were no girls there this time! I waited a half hour and had a freindly chat with the cery nice and friendly bar lady…

Mustangs as a lot of people had written earlier is not as bad. I realized the only places affordable for lap dance lovers in dc area is mustangs and ebony inn. Ebony inn has lost…

I was in town on a business trip a few weeks ago and made a stop at MV. I have been to the club in the past so I knew what to expect.…

Elan's itself is fairly nice. The area is safe, it's easy to find, and plenty of parking. The club itself is in good condition and clean. No "ghetto" feel. There was a decent amount of…

This visit I showed up a little after 10. There were quite a few customers but only about 12 dancers which isn't a whole lot for a Saturday at this club. Looks like they've had…

I went here after a hanging out Thursday night and I must say the quality of the night has gone down since I used to go more frequently a few years ago. There are a…

I was in chicago for a Business travel this week and decided to stop by the club. Been a regular here when i used to live here but after moving to Atlanta there no turning…

Been a few months since ive been to a strip club, so i decided to dip my toes in the water at my favorite spot. I by no means and a regular here but have…

Stopped in late afternoon on a Monday. 5 customers in the bar. 3 dancers on shift, then another came in while I was there. Bartender was pleasant and wearing a thin sweater…

I was in town for work and stopped in around 9. There were 6-8 patrons but I didn't get a good count on the number of dancers as they were in and out of the…

Hollywood Hunt is located across from PT's. It is finally open however the hours of operation seems to keep changing. The day I went there were drink specials $3 beer, $4 shots, $5 for mixed…

I was on a little bit of a NJ tour one day after playing golf and before I had to fly out of EWR. This was my last stop of the day and it didn’t…

Stopped here in the early afternoon after golf. Place was pretty quiet and the tip parade was aggressive. The good news was that Dogfish Head was only $4. Had dances from two girls. Both were attractive…

I had a lot of fun a few months back when i visited. When I got in i grabbed a beer and sat down and was immediately approached by a super hot dancer that…

Club is on a hill. Kind of hard to find since its in a residential area. from the outside the parking lot is pretty big and well lit. It could pass as an outback steakhouse…

The vibe was good and relaxed for an afternoon, more dancers arrived while I was there. The girls aren’t pushy at all and ever just looking to give you a good time. The stage girls…

Recently I went to this club. I went to a pub nearby with 4 of my friends and we decided to visit this place late mid night. Cover price was $30 per person and we…

I was truckin a load of shit stew through Kansas a month ago and I stopped by because I heard about the $10 dances that were full contact. These dances were a little out of…

I have only been to this club one other time and that was a number of years ago. Since I happened to be in Oceanside I figured what the heck I'll check it out. As…

I went after the ravens game and place was full, but not crowded. Value was good with entry price, and beer prices. Private dances are in a not private area (sitting next to other dudes)…

Went on a weekday because I had work off. I actually was there right as they opened and it was surprisingly busy. There were around 7 or 8 girls dancing. The bartender was a smoke…

I arrived at Follies about 12:30 on a Monday afternoon. The Valet was already set up. I used to be able to beat it, but seems like they are setting up earlier than…

Of course it doesn’t rival clubs in bigger, surrounding areas, but honestly Emerald is pretty decent! The girls as a whole are probably a 6.5/10, they have varying body types and are entertaining. Big stage,…

Left BareExp and came here around midnight. $10 cover. Went straight to the bar. Loud music jamming and kinda dark. Bartender omg. Tits for days - maybe the biggest &…

Stacks, big girl gives a great dance. Tell her Joe from W-S sent you, she keeps promising me a free dance if I get someone to get a dance from her. Her mileage is great,…

So I'm in Montreal for much of the week. This city has many options for woman-on-man encounters. These are courtesy of various online escort/"model" agencies that have supplanted the on-street activities of prior…

I enjoyed my time at this club. It may be that I spent too much time in rural strip clubs, but this felt like a hopping place. Some beautiful girls, a fun atmosphere. I liked…

Been there three times in the past 3 months and each time I was able to find a diamond in the rough to have a good time with. I'm thinking because I usually go on…

Went on a very rainy Saturday night at about 10pm. The outside of the club gives it a very classy look and they have added a canopy to what will eventually be their new entrance…

So I wasn’t expecting much after reading the reviews, but decided to give it a whirl on Thursday night around 10pm. $25 cover plus $2 cell phone storage charge. BYOB, but they…

Me and some friends went to toppers one night to have a few beers and man the club turned out to be much better then we thought it would be, the girls in this club…

Been wanting to check out this place for a while. Came in after stopping by Church so I didnt get there until 1. Walked in the the entrance with a metal detector inside, but they…

Saturday night visit, 9:00-10:15. Free parking, $11 cover, $6.00 bottled water at the bar. This place looks bigger than it is because of the very high, two-story ceiling in the main room. It also…

Got there and the cover was $5. You walk down a bit of a hall, the bar is on the left and the main stage is straight ahead. I would later realize that there were…

I usually end up at the slipper if I'm passing by town since it's right off the highway. It's fully nude with alcohol, 7$ cover with beers usually just a couple bucks. This trip…

Saw that someone else tagged this place as "reliable"....I agree! Only get to visit every 4 to 6 weeks....which is good because any more often than that and it would run into some real money!…

After going to the Lions game last night with another damn loss-they really need to fire the offensive coordinator, & i would never have Stafford to such a huge deal until he proved himself this…

I recently reviewed the Mint w.r.t. a weekday dayshift visit - I will not get into the club's details (refer to my previous Mint review on October 4, 2017 for club details). Visited the Mint on…

Saturday night visit, 7:45-8:30. Free parking, $10 cover, $6.00 bottled water at the bar. In doing my research prior to my visit to Houston, I notice this club's website says, "We do not allow tank…

I travel a bit around the country for work, and I end up hitting a lot of clubs as a first-timer. Whatever city I go to, I like to check out at least one…

It’s Saturday right before Noon. Follies was to be my last club to visit before I unfortunately had to end my trip in Atlanta and head back home to Jacksonville, but I had a feeling…

I love Detroit because it's rich in history and is very affordable. I have fond memories of living in a loft downtown, something i could never do on a resident salary in any big city.…

Honestly this is the best strip club in Michigan if you're looking for gorgeous outgoing strippers. Valet parking is mandatory and the cover is around $20. We sat by the stage and I have…

Was at Rick's about a month ago. First time visiting. I was a little surprised at how slow it was on a Friday night, but it was about 8pm, so I could imagine it getting…

This is one of my friends’ favorite club, so I have been here a few times before, although admittedly it had been awhile. I swore off Just Enuff, so I figured it was worth giving…

Only my second time in Houston; my first trip was in May 2016, and Chicas Locas was the better of the two clubs I visited back then. I'm glad I came back. I arrived on…

In town on business, this was my first visit to Centerfolds – on a Friday, from 7:30-8:30. They have both open and valet parking; paid $12 at the door, and was gouged $7.50 for…

This may be my favorite LI strip club. The smoke is the big drawback as I mentioned and people in your house will notice it when you get home. I am a non-smoker who has…

Stopped by after work, like I tend to every week or so. And there was a blonde girl dancing I’ve seen a few times. Super tight body, big fake tits and she will happily shake…

Saturday night visit, 6:00-7:30. Free parking, $10 cover, $5.00 bottled water at the bar. This club has only been open two months, and based on a couple of the reviews here, I thought I'd check…

This place can be very hit or miss. On some days, there will be 4 to 6 girls working in the afternoon. The girls vary from extremely unattractive to a seven or eight. Drinks…

In town for the Gator Ass Whipping that my Dawgs delivered..... still a little upset we let them score at all but 42 - 7 is still an ass whipping. Stopped by Wacko's both…

I stopped in the Vegas club en route to Milwaukee from Rockford - it wasn't exactly on the way, but it had been a couple of years since I'd been there last and wanted to…

Like EVERY time I’ve been there on a week night evening, the dancers tend to gravitate toward the back left corner under the DJ booth...and mainly with the local regulars that come in like every…

The lei is an alright club "for the area". I'm not the biggest fan of the layout, I like when they take you to a different area for the dances. Not too keen on having…

Parking - free. Lots of it Cover - $10 ( i think ). May have been 15 BYOB. Tip - sit at a table just back from the top stage. There are recessed "coolers".…

Visited at Noon on a Thursday. Plenty of parking. $5.00 cover. Metal detector at entrance. Walked inside to a comfortable and well appointed lounge. A main stage, and 2 satellite stages, along with tabletop seating.…

I have reviewed this club before. But I have not been there in a long time. Most things about the club are the same, and some are different. First off, the day door charge is…

I got stuck in traffic headed to my hotel for the football game this weekend. We looked up and noticed sinsations so we went in. It was about 5pm on Friday afternoon, there…

Traffic was a nightmare on 46 on a late afternoon (more than usual) so I decided to passed the time at Ragtime. Arrived around 5:30. Walked in and thought I was the only patron there.…

I dropped in to PTs after a long absence. I had a free Sunday afternoon and went during the Cowboy game. The lot was mostly empty and when I went in only two of the…

Came here on a random Wednesday, definitely a trip into the woods to get there but it was easy enough. It's a very small, unassuming shack from the outside, small-town feeling on the inside, lady…

So I got to the club at 730 Saturday night. Parking lot empty and bar was pretty empty. Brunette bartender was working and was just okay. By 9 pm it was pretty busy. Some girls…

So we all agree that Players isn't what it used to be. I still come back every few months. The new girls look just as good but theyre not as friendly with the…

The girls are hit and miss. Saw Riley and entice. Riley was unenergetic, didn't seem to want to be there and was a low energy dancer. Entice was amazing, 10/10 face and body and had…

Went here with my wife recently. This was her first strip club experience. While the club is a little outdated, everyone was really friendly. I know that ultimately that's their job but still no one was…

Mons Venus used to be the epicenter of beautiful women. I visited there on a Saturday afternoon. There were five dancers in the club. There were two patrons. It was 6:00 in…

I visited the SF Hustler club for the first time on a Wednesday night. You go down the stairs from the street to enter the club in the basement. Once inside, the club…

Decided to give this place a try after hearing some reviews. Received a coupon from a street promoter to get for $10 and was told there would be a 2 drink minimum per person. We…

I reviewed the Kongo this summer and have been back a few time since. As a general rule, there are always a few very nice looking gals there. I happened to be in…

I arrived at 930. There was no valet parking..which is a good thing. I hate paying for parking. I entered the club..the bouncer just scanned my id..there was no coat check or pat down...the club…

I am from New York and The Inner room is one of my must do when I am in the area. Club opens around 1pm. Inner Room Recently changed owners. New Owners made some…

--------- NOTE: --------- This is a another fairly-long Papi Chulo editorial - thus the usual disclaimer to skip-it if short on time or patience --------- I have reviewed this club various-times thus will not get into the club's details -…

I moved and haven’t visited this club in a while. Called in and they said they have about 7-9 girls working. That wasn’t bad considering I’ve heard/seen less than that here before. Paid our cover…

I went to Cheerleaders after work on a Friday. The club was clean and was very open. I found the club set up a little weird due to the fact that the main stage was…

This club is long and narrow with two stages pretty much at each end. It is very dark when walking in from outside so be ready to fumble around a bit. I stopped by on…