Reviews

This was second visit to night moves. I came back here while in town for one reason; one of the hottest AA girls I've ever seen danced here my first visit. She was not there…

Stopped by on the way form the airport since there was traffic and I figured this was the better option to sit and wait. The place isn't that big but has a decent sized bar.…

I made the mistake of visiting on the evening Father’s Day on Sunday. Should have known better as it was the slowest I’ve seen the club at night. There were probably about…

I went in here on a Sunday afternoon. Never heard of it or knew anything about it. It’s in downtown Toronto so the parking isn’t the best but if you’re there without a vehicle it’s…

I have been going to strip clubs for over 30 years in places like Philadelphia and Detroit but this is the first time I didn’t feel safe. I don’t have a lot to…

Walked in just before a super thunderstorm. For maybe 10 minutes it was gale force winds and a downpour. Jukebox was playing music in the corner, not too loud. One dancer was…

Rolled into the place on a late Saturday night around 1am since they stay open until 5am we were told at the bar we were at. I believe cover was $25 each since we went…

This is my favorite club and I had a friend from out of town in for a visit. My friend couldn't go Sat night since he had a flight back to catch.…

My income tax refund came in a few weeks ago so I decided to give some back to the local economy one Saturday evening. The club is located on Route 17. It is…

Haven't visited a club in years, but stars aligned and gave it a try. Visited around 1pm on a Monday afternoon. I was the only patron in view, so unsurprisingly no one on stage. Wanted to…

Visited on a Wednesday at noon. Nice big parking lot with very few cars in it at that time of day, decent enough neighborhood. Went inside and the bouncer did not bother with an ID…

Went in on a Thursday evening, around 7pm. No one else was there, just me! All for me then! Dang dudes, economy is not doing that well huh? :( $6dollars for parking and entrance fee was…

Club Desire is located in the Jewelry District of Providence, not too far from the hospital. I am not a regular, but like to visit once a month or so because I like the…

Foxy Lady is located in Providence. Very upscale, and a great place to hang out. You need to be careful when you are driving up, however, because the driveway is very close to…

was coming back from work on a rainy day south jersey heading north on 130 . Haven't been around here in 3 years and thought I would stop in. Made the u turn…

I was in town for work and stayed downtown. After meetings decided to drive down, hoping to check out the place and get a few LDs. So, the place is a bit away…

So, there I was on the patio at Azul getting ready to order dinner.  I'm watching the street in front of Gold Palace and see this 30-something blonde with huge breasts (wearing a knit crop…

After a sub-par round at DW (not below the par 70, below my usual mediocre play) and some grub at Doyle’s, I stopped by the Boardroom Cabaret around 7:15. ADDRESS 265 North Pearl Street, Brockton, MA LAYOUT and…

I showed up at Torch on a Thursday around 9pm looking to relieve some stress from the week I’d been having. I had heard some not great things, but decided to check it out for…

Stopped by Vanity on a Thursday night after seeing they had a free cover before 9 PM and the “Inflation Buster” deal for dances. Walked in solo around 8 and was pleasantly surprised — not…

Tres Dias Fantasticas en TJ: Primera Dia This review will cover my 4th and most recent visit to Tijuana with fellow monger @RonJax2 in mid May from Thursday to Saturday. This entry will cover my…

Passed by on a Tuesday evening around 11. Entering the place only the right side of the place was open. I estimate there were around 40-50 girls working. Immediately upon entering a girl introduced herself…

I have written about BT's before. Tonight was special! The usual for 10 pm arrival and 90 minute stay: $20 cover, $10 valet, $20 room charge per time. About 20-25 girls working. Immediately when…

First time here since the transition to Rebel Dolls. Being from this area originally, I was interested to see what had changed. I met up with a childhood friend and we decided to head in…

It had been a long time since I went to an Atlanta club. I recently re-checked out Pink Pony and Onyx in ATL without spending anything on dancers. Vivide has not changed much $10 to park…

This place is almost consistently the same game, for better or worse. If you’ve read one comprehensive review, you’ve read them all. Arrived on a weekday afternoon. There is no cover. There almost always is…

I visit here because it's close to home. They have been opening earlier but traditionally I wouldn't go before 7 or 8 pm. They may say they open at 5 but it will…

This is a typical stop for the hard core degenerates at my job once we're finished at the regular bar. This was 8p on a Thursday. There were about 10 dancers and 15…

Mirage and Treasure Club (less than a mile away) both used to have decent day shifts. Both have fallen off, but Mirage has REALLY dropped, you used to be able to find someone decent, but…

So my second visit here in a couple of years. The club is in the middle of no-where in a rural residential area Large parking lot, no issues at all about…

Decided to try a new place out in the suburbs while on business trip to Montreal. The place is as it has been described in previous reviews. The location is in a nondescript strip mall…

This club remains my favorite club in Lexington. It is small and laid back, but in all the best way. Went on a Thursday, after not being here, or in any clubs. for…

After an unremarkable stop at the Purple Orchid the Oasis was conveniently just a mile+ down Passyunk-Essington. The area may seem sketchy but there isn't much around, being squeezed in among a HUGE produce…

My Tuesday review of ST in COI. Tuesday Night around 9pm. I have reviewed this place before layouts the same. My Summary is at the very end if you just want to scroll down. Decent amount of parking…

When you walk in, there’s a woman behind glass / a counter selling sex toys. She buzzes you through a heavy door to the club. There’s the bar immediately ahead to the left and the…

I was in Dallas for 2 weeks after memorial day and decided it was time to try the world famous baby dolls. I arrived around 11pm on Monday. The parking lot was huge with alot…

Kittens on Caxton Street in the old Honey Bees site and is latest iteration of my favorite club brand in hometown Brisbane. The Melbourne original is great and unique but the Brisbane branch pre-covid…

The Monday in June at Landing Strip was bustling, with a nearly equal number of girls and guys present. The atmosphere felt particularly lively, likely due to the timing shortly after month-end, which often encourages…

Walking into Show Palace in Long Island City, you immediately get that classic New York strip club vibe. The place is easy to find near the Queensboro Bridge with a simple exterior that doesn't try…

I got to the Hi Liter around 11pm, upon arriving there’s a small entry area where you get a pat down from security and pay your entry, I believe it was $10. After entering I…

Havent been back in the northeast and already miss FLorida. Had to go to Fairfield County for a friends/family thing so was able to stop here, freshly showered on Monday. Was a mistake. Parking was…

I stopped in last week on my way back from Lacrosse with a few hundred in cash, ready to spend a little on some dances and fun. Unfortunately, the experience was pretty lame. There were…

Most of my regular haunts are closed on Sunday (Jiggles), so this is the next best spot on my list. Hitching Post is nearby, but it's not quite so much my speed with the…

Here I am, back at the Rhino, after years of absence (I hadn't been there since 2019, before Covid!). I admit I wasn't really keen to go back because I'd read some reviews that the place…

I was passing thru Denver on a Sunday evening and decided to drop in on a couple clubs to the north. I had previously visited Diamonds and Shorgun Willie’s but this was my first time…

I got back from a business trip to Dallas and hit up Centerfolds on a quiet Monday night. The parking lot was nearly empty, and the vibe felt dead. The cover charge was $12, and…

Stumbled into this small dive-bar-style strip club on a whim. The place gives off that “forgotten corner of the city” vibe, which honestly isn’t a bad thing if you’re in the mood for something lowkey. There…

L & L North (or University as it is officially named) is located on a busy road, not hard to find and seems safe, at least during the day. Not all that impressive from…

I made it out on a Wednesday afternoon for the Paradise $80 VIP deal. I get my ID checked and get patted down before paying my $15 entry fee. I step into the room and…

I have not been to Sapphire 39 (S39) since before Covid. It was never a regular spot of mine but when I'm in Midtown it's usually pretty close so if I'm in the mood it's…

*Summary* Pros: Great value, above average talent, fully nude Cons: Small-ish venue, no alcohol. Will absolutely be returning. I went and visited here on a Saturday night. I arrived just around 8pm, and it was honestly pretty quiet…

Monday Night Review. 0$ Cover Monday 7$ Mexican Bottle Beer 25$ a song in the dance section 120$ VIP for 10 minutes (One girl mentioned its a special and it comes with champagne) Other prices listed on a small chalkboard…

I started the evening in Downton CDA for Car d'Alene and had a good time. Decided to the the night at Stateline and see some TnA. Went next door to the bar and had a…

I went in on Monday at 10:30pm. The parking lot looked dead, lots of free parking. Walked into the building, there is a glass booth with a guy in it. 5 dollar cover and they…

Back to GGR after a while away and it was good to be there. I was able to arrive and sit at the bar for a bit and a few of my favs including the…

Pittsburg, KS. Saturday night. Area seems fine it's right in a normal neighborhood. I parked right across the street. Walk up and buzz the door. Guy collects a $10 cover. In we are, everyone seemed…

I've been hearing about Synsations for a while now so I finally decided to try it out one Thursday afternoon around 3. (Bad decision in hindsight). I had heard about how hard it can be…

I’ve never been here before, but have long intended to stop by at some point given generally favorable reviews. After not-so-great experiences at my usual places—Polekatz and Rick’s—I decided to give Club 390 a try,…

stopped by lookin to scratch a itch. I seen on insta that a long time vet was in. I thought she might be up for a round for old times sake. 2pm. Place was dead. All the…

Been on a tour of the East Coast, so I decided to stop in at Mynx despite the last few reviews not being great. This is a 2 part strip club. One side serves alcohol and…

Tuesday, ample parking. Private lot right in front of the building. No cover charge during the day. Buy a silver card for $20 and get $25. So $5 free. Typically on a weekday they have…

Tuesday afternoon visit to Diamond Dolls, so my expectations were fairly low. Parking lot was about half full, paid $2 to the guy at the door. No cover. No id check. No pat down. There…

It was the Cheerleaders anniversary party, so it was packed on a Thursday night. Some rapper was there (Trey Songz) to perform. Party nights tend to suck, but I wasn't in the mood to get…

A local bar with strippers. No DJ but a Playlist. Theyre still looking for a DJ. During dayshift they play classic rock and hip hop at night. At night its a mix of regulars, groups,…

I thought coming on Monday would have advantages. Specifically, less crowds and more access at a lower cost due to supply and demand. Well, I was wrong! Same $10 entry and no thank you…

Dropped by Paradise Showgirls during the Monday day shift and had a mixed experience. The ac was having issues so it was very hot and started to get uncomfortable. Everyone knows the layout so skipping…

This is a recap of 2 Saturday afternoon visits I made in the last month. First this: Plenty of free parking in the lot. Safe-ish, especially during the day when I went around 2pm. There's been isolated…

Arrived on Friday around 1:00 pm. The parking lot was fairly full, but I was able to find a spot. Parking is free. Upon entry, I paid $10.00. The place was…

Typical Day Shift. The Tesla Truck was blocking the entrance. Door man outside will let you in. $11 cover. This review will be graphic. The women here are hookers. They suck and fuck for money.…

Popped in on a Friday night after midnight. Everything seemed pretty standard if you visit any rhino club. I only had to pay $7 I think regular night admission is around $20 I could be…

Hello my TUSCL friends. It’s been a while since I wrote a review on any strip club. If I wrote a review for every SC I visited, I wouldn’t have time to work to…

Hit up Fantasy Girls again. Saturday night, $30 cover, same metal detector routine. Security gave me the usual pat down. We’re honestly probably at a first name basis at this point. Inside the Cave: As always…

Despite hearing mixed opinions about this establishment beforehand, I decided to check it out myself. The atmosphere turned out to be more welcoming than expected - no uncomfortable vibes from patrons or employees alike. Entry…

I had not been to Candies for a number of years. I read some decent reviews so decided to try it again. Granted it was a Monday afternoon, but I doubt I will…

Cover is $5 after 6 pm, no cover before 6pm. Lap dances are $10 each, done on the main floor in chairs along a wall. No VIP rooms. I'll start with the positives. Smoking was…

Came to Houston for a business trip. I booked the Hilton Garden Inn next door, so I just walked here after checking into my room. There were only 8-9 cars in the parking lot so…

Great time at Hi liter on a Monday afternoon! Stopped in around noon, had between 10-15 girls working. Mostly latinas/cubans. Environment was clean and inviting like normal. Club is fairly dark but lots of seating.…

I went here last Saturday; arrived about 10:30ish and stayed until somewhere between 12-1am. Cover was $15 when I arrived. They did have security wanding people when they first come in before paying cover, just…

Ok maybe not never. I’ve trolled streets for crack whores, that was my low. Let me start with, no insult intended to the ladies nor to the folks who patronize this spot.…

Went back to this club on a Wednesday after having visited for the first time a couple weeks earlier. I parked in the offstreet lot. Parking was easy on what turned out to be a slow…

After reading reviews here decided to give this place a shot. I came in before dark and so the neighborhood, while sketchy wasn't bad. $10 to get in. The place is really really run down…

Visited on a Saturday night. Easy trip from Ohare. Used a text from website to get free entry. Security and metal detector at the door. Walked through and there was a large center stage, with…

Came for an afternoon visit, parking was easy right next to the building and free. Got there around 1pm and pretty empty with customers and just a few dancers. There is one…

Came in on a Saturday night and asked if I needed to pay valet if I ubered. Valet said you can park around the corner for free and just walk in. Usually they lie and…

Stillwater, OK. Friday night. New club, let's get it on the board. Right off the highway, leaving town east of Stillwater. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk on in. Scan of ID and $10…

I ended up at Sapphire Las Vegas on a Saturday night, somewhere around 9p. Place was already packed, and right away it hit me just how massive it is. It's not just a strip club—it's…

Nice to be in Arizona after dealing with mosquitoes and wood ticks the last 2 weeks in North Dakota. I am not sure if the cover was $5 or $10 on a Monday evening…

Pretty dead on a Sunday night 15$ cover 25$ dances plus 20$ wristband to get a dance they don't do dances on the floor need to get a wristband and they take you to a…

15 dollar cover for me but on Saturday ladies get in free. Before 10 pm cover is 10$. dances are 20$ they have a two drink minimum rule and no food but later in the…

I’ve been here several times now and it’s finally a rival for Pony and TT. Syn now is what Cheetah used to be: upscale, roomy, inviting, feels ultra high end but accessible to everyone. It’s…

When I got there parking was free. $5 to enter. Still no alcohol but smoke friendly. There were more dancers than customers when I arrived, most tables with 1 customer, bar empty but dancers scattered…

I went to this place two weeks ago since I wanted to try something different. Outside it's pretty unnoticeable unless you know what to look for. You go upstairs immediately and there's a doorman. I had…

I visited Pandora's early in the afternoon on a Saturday in April. I was hoping that Anya might be there but she wasn't. I asked how many dancers were there before paying…

I stopped in here after a visit to Diosa’s around the corner for some variety. The place has been redone and looks nice (I haven’t been here in a few years) but that’s where the…

This is late afternoon on a Saturday. Entry was standard, with a $5 cover, drinks around $7, and a $10 VIP wristband. I never drink beer, but I’d guess it costs a bit more. The…

Stopped in on a Thursday night around 11pm. Paid $15 to get in. There were a lot of girls (they definitely outnumbered the guys at least 2-1). Most of the girls were Cuban with 1…

Club details; $10 cover to get in. It is another $7 for a 12 oz yellow beer. You enter the corner of a long rectangular room. The main stage is dead ahead. The DJ, and…

Revisit. BIG rectangular bar. Playlisted club music - not too loud during the day. DJs nights and weekends. Dim lighting - takes a moment coming in on a sunny day. Fair amount of dancers -…

I went to The Pony on a Friday night at about 20:40. The strip club is located in Harviell, about ten miles southwest of Poplar Bluff. The club does not have a liquor license, so…

Location - easy to find online. Google says this is permanently closed, but it is NOT. Their website has info on entry fee, lap dance cost, vip rooms etc. I went on Thursday - around…