Reviews

My time has passed, but I still take whatever chance I can get to get to a club. Unexpected trip to the D meant I was able to slide in here over the winter…

The gold club isn't like other clubs in Baltimore. If you're looking for fake asses being thrown around and ratchets girls who harass you for a drink/dance then go in the it's but if youre…

Headed to follies and got there at one. No one there no music, grabbed a beer and shadow seat. Stayed from 1 until 4. Had dances from Tory so so then thin spinner Harlow…

This is the only club in Northern Virginia. The girls wear pasties and there are no lap dances. The club has good bar food and reasonably priced drinks. There are two stages: a stage in…

This review covers my last few visits to this place. This your typical hole in the wall type club. There is one stage in the middle with a bunch of tables set up around the…

So I started out at palomino watching Monday night football. Not too many girls there so I thought I'd check out chicas since I heard some good things about it. $5 cover walked in, a…

First impression of this place is that it's more of a bar than a place to see dancers. At the time that I came in (early night), there was quite a few people and even…

Nice vibe in the afternoon. Not crowded, and still plenty of dancers to entertain. After settling in, I began accepting invitations from girls for lap dances. First girl was a loss - bought a three…

this place used to be my HQ back in the day.. 5 \$ cover... 4$ lappies.. cheap drinks tight space good times.. welll the first shocker was the cover being 10$... and now the infamous 5$…

At Round Valley Inn I’ve been here a few times on a Friday night getting there around 1130. There are a few African American girls there that are very attractive. The other girls tho are…

So it has been a while since I have come to PTs. The snow has definitely limited the parking. I walked into a $10 cover and a room full of girls. Most…

ok I know I said I left forever but I guess I cant . I was visiting Indiana for work so it was close enough so I arrived on Saturday and was there at night…

I stopped in the clubate Saturday night. 15+ dancers working, both stages going, but a lot of guys sitting around with no dancers talking to them. If they weren't on stage or in the VIP,…

I hadn't been to Norma Jeans in years, and much has changed. The $10 cover is not that bad, the women are fine as fuck but have entilment issues, just because you have a fat…

Stopped by club again. As always this club is a great time! Girls for the most part are friendly all are attractive. One or two I have found won't take a hint to…

I stopped in around 1 pm on a Tuesday. I, like others had heard of the new ownership so I decided to give it another shot. Came in back door and walked by the pool…

This is no longer one of the just visits in PHX area. Most of the top talent that made this the club of choice are gone to other clubs throughout the valley. Thus this club…

My father-in and 2 brother in-laws went here fkr a bachelor party. Boy were we in for a surprise, we they were. The dancers were pretty girl next door type girls I would even say…

been here a number of times. solid girls. average costs. luna and kat are straight 10's. decent amount of good looking dancers. seems to be some turnover, but some solid regular girls to make up…

So after an uneventful visit to Wonderland, I decided to come over to Desire. The parking lot which during the afternoon is hardly packed was full and they were valeting cars. There had…

Decided to check this place out after I had spent some time at the Gold club, but man I wish I had just gone back to my Airbnb. Expensive cover (like 30 dollars), the place…

On my way out of town and figured I would drop in. This is the first time here on a weekend night. Typically here on Thursday or midweek. I arrived about 7pm…

Been coming here for years. Started out with mostly night visits with, well mixed results. Tried out the day shift once, and never turned back. For every 10 visits during the day,…

This is a short review based on two brief visits on Saturday, January 6. I spent the bulk of my time in TJ that day at the Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club a few doors…

I went to this club for the first time with a buddy of mine. First at the door the bouncer said we could not bring in phones. That was annoying but I guess no big…

So I came by on a Wednesday before Christmas. The parking is a little bit limited. Looks like there is parking to the right of the building and then there is a street…

I’ve visited Stir Crazy on a number of different occasions and times. This club is really three in one. By that I mean the day shift is different from the evening shift which is different…

Was in town for work this past Fruday so decided to stop by Pinups. Ive been here before during dayshift but didnt feel the need to give a review. The club is very spacious. The…

They had the Christmas party on a Thursday instead of Friday which I thought was odd but I stopped in to see all of the Santa and Elf outfits and to see who was dancing.…

Entered this club and it was a small 50 by 75 shape with a center stage and bar on one end. Paid $11 to get in and there were 15-20 dancers there. Mostly…

First Off I was a little unsure about visiting this club based on all the reviews I had read. I'm glad I didn't listen to them. I went on Saturday Night around 10pm and stayed…

As an East Coaster, I don't often get the chance to travel to the west coast, but I managed to swing a work-related trip to San Diego the first week in January – my second…

So for those of you who have been going here for years might agree that it’s starting to change for the worse. The girls are starting to ask for more, the girls don’t even want…

With all the talk of bootylicious Latin milfs and extra mileage I took a trip to Jamaica Queens. Boy did I waste my time. I was the only customer for a Saturday evening with 4…

Went to o a flyers game and knew I got in Delilah’s free with my ticket so I made the venture to watch some girls and football. Girls are probably the best looking in the…

STAY AWAY. Management was actively protecting this skeezey ho with a foul smelling twat (not even embellishing) after I caught her red-handed stealing from me at the end of a private "dance." Without manhandling her, getting…

Club Rendezvous 10-35 is conveniently located south of Montreal in a rural setting, just to the east of the intersection of Routes 35 and 10. It has ample free parking around the club.…

Last July, I wrote a review saying that the place looked awesome, but the service was shitty. The only difference this time was there were much more girls and all of them looked decent. I…

Friendly greeting at the door - if you are hungry you can order from a place next door and they'll bring it in. Girls are a mix of 6's to 9's with most around 8.…

First of all, the parking is 20 dollars, so it’s not that bad. Next, the girls are definitely the sexiest. You can’t find better girls than here. Carmen is one of my favs. She really…

so like everything i've ready about this club, the dancers were HOT. like smoking hot. but i was here on a wednesday in the early evening (8pm-ish), and it was totally dead.…

I was text by a friend to visit her at Scores so She could show me her moves in VIP. I got there after 4pm and remember why I don't go to Scores for the…

I was in town for business and I thought I'd check out this club. It's the only one in town and it's ok. It's in a decent neighborhood. Not sketchy or dangerous. Indoor it looked…

I came back for my now seems like monthly visit to oasis, it is in a very convenient location for me. I was a little nervous bc when I paid my cover I was given…

That's what the locals call it. Don't go!!!! It's not a strip club it's just a hang out spot don't waste the time...... out of your life to travel to and from here because that…

Stopped by during the 1st week of 2018. Good news as has been previously mentioned they are no longer scanning IDs. When I first arrived I was shocked at the crowd around 1230. It was…

Driving by here and figured stop by since they were open would see if things improved Grand total of two dancers both white and blonde. One had seen severla times before. The other somewhat flat chested…

Swung through on a Thursday Night for a football game. Awesome experience. I would go back and definitely recommend it to someone on fence about going. Club vibe was great. Very low-key, welcoming,…

Great club with friendly staff and owners. They have two floors, the second floor only opens on the weekend. First floor has two bars one close to the entrance and the other near the outside…

Went in on a Thursday night. Dollar well night. Now mind you bartender informed me it was a one ounce pour. Still a great deal. Had a few dollar drinks.. There are a lot of.…

My first time there was ok 5$ to get In wasn’t bad and one of the girl came over and gave me dance then told me 25 for vip she was in my opinion the…

I've stopped in a few times here on Friday afternoons. Theres usually almost no customers there at that time and about half a dozen pretty hot girls. Most of them have been nice, and not…

Stopped in on a friday afternoon on my way to Desire. Place is not too big but clean with some nice looking dancers. Friendly bar girl got my drink quickly and without looking like she…

Been about a year since I've been able to go out, so I thought go to somewhere I know. Well, it's as I remember, total hit or miss. Two girls were working, one a…

Having just come from Club Rouge, I was looking for a change of pace. I decided to check TUSCL and basically find the Portland clubs that were close by and had a large number of…

Hunstville has quite a few strip clubs and this is at the top of my list. I spent 3 years there in 4 four hours lol. Meaning some of the shit I did in 4…

Closed a huge deal Friday afternoon so I was in the mood to celebrate. I wound up at the LS. This club still feels like "home" to me as I not only worked here 30…

So I dropped by and the cashier advised me $15 before 6. I made it before the cover price went up to $20. I grabbed a seat, ordered a soft drink, and saw…

This was a Saturday night in December at around 1:30 a.m. This place is not open during the day so there is no day shift and that is a bad sign. I had…

I decided to swing by around 7 pm on my way home on a Friday night. I planned on staying for a drink or two and stayed a couple hours. As I walked in the…

Went inside 5 girls barely any dancing thought I had the hookup for FS for 140.00 didn’t work out won’t be back wasn’t what I heard it was at all crappy service as well, wish…

When we first got to the club, the some of the girls seem to be unfriendly towards my boyfriend and I. After a while, we noticed one dancer on stage who looked to be a…

Had another weekend visit here. A lot of the same girls as usual for a Saturday, with a handful of newer girls. I didn't see Lux, whom I've never gotten a dance with,…

This review was for a visit from a couple of weeks ago. Came in on Thursday around midnight hoping to see Regan working. Sadly, she was not. I was surprised to see…

I stopped in just after noon. I’ve only ever been here in the afternoon and there has never been a cover, even though the entrance is set up for a receptionist and has a metal…

This isn't really a strip club. It's a store where sex toys and lingerie is sold. The store is located in a small strip mall, just over the bridge going into South Lawrence. There is…

Worked in MB for a few months and ended up at this joint once. Probably one of the bigger strip joints I've seen. Was impressed with the size. Went in sat down…

Still a good value for a club but the girl seems to me just like to hang out with each other and order in food. In one hour I saw 4 food deliveries…

OK, so I have not gone yet but am looking forward to it and as part of getting ready am hoping this "review" will get me the 4 weeks of VIP to help me get…

A few more months and it will be a year of making monthly visits to this place. So far the visits with the best talent were in July and early December. You couldn’t walk from…

Been looking to go here for a while. Went with a bunch of guys back in the 90's and the place was wall to wall 9's and 10's. Went on a friday early afternoon due…

Stopped by on a Friday afternoon, which I try to do every few months. Place is always packed, even early. There are always a wide variety of smokeshows working. There is a type…

This was my first time visiting Portland, so I wanted to check out the strip club scene. In reviewing my options on TUSCL, this seemed like my best bet. I got there and was pleasantly…

The club is in safe location with free parking. Feel of neighborhood bar, nothing fancy. They have a very shabby small rest room, and the attendant will look for a tip every time you venture…

I make a trip down to the Providence area every now and then and do the swing through of a few clubs. I keep dropping in Fantasies remembering how it used to be and hoping…

I was out with friends nearby, and wasn't ready to go home, so I decided to check this place out. I hadn't ever been here before. I was a little concerned about the reputation for…

This is a magnificent place to start your club night when on Island. They don't serve alcohol so have a couple of drinks before you go. I've been here way to many times I'm pretty…

I am a strip club aficionado, retired Army been to strip clubs all over the world. Hak's is in my top 5, the ladies really know how to treat you. Best VIP hands down in…

I've been going to Femme Nu since 93, I told you I'm not new to this I'm true to this. I love strippers! Femme Nu has a reputation for beautiful women. The club has been…

I hit Hawaii about twice a year on business I visited Ballarrinas about 3 weeks ago. The club is BYOB so if you are a drinker then this is the place for you. Of course…

I stopped by Starz on a Thursday between Christmas and New Years. I figured the girls would have spent all their money on the holidays and be broke which is usually a good thing for…

This was my second time at silk and had a great time both visits. Went on Tuesday night expecting it to be dead but it had a good number of dancers and patrons to…

Let me start by saying that this place is a complete hit or miss. Some nights there are up to 10 eager, if not pushy girls offering private dances. Other nights there are closer to…

Let me start by saying that this place is a complete hit or miss. Some nights there are up to 10 eager, if not pushy girls offering private dances. Other nights there are closer to…

I started to make this a tradition: every Tuesday I stop by here for $2 dollar steak and to watch a couple of dances. Sure the steak isn’t great, but it’s only $2 and how…

So stopped on my way home and saw a lady who normally works night only, Tiger. She has a tight body (gymnast), b-cups, and can work the pole on stage like a pro. Have not…

This is a small, laid back club with everything you need to have a relaxing evening. There is a main stage, a smaller stage for busy nights, and a small, private area for dances. Everything…

Stopped in for a couple of hours after work to relax and unwind decent girls dancing that night one girl in particular caught my eye, but was on her cell phone more than…

It was either this or mop the kitchen floor. Next time I'll give the tile a bit more consideration. I got there elevenish. Not a full parking lot, but there was a party bus…

Decided to stop in around 4pm see if there was any action. There seemed to be a handful of dancers I’d say around 8-9. None of them really caught my eye, had a couple floor…

Took the drive here on a cold day. After 1, Guy at the door will pat you down, has rubber gloves on, and gave him the 5 door charge. Dancers were just getting started. As…

I recently made a stop by King Henry's on a Thursday afternoon. Hadn't been there in over a year. I like the day shift because the girls are hungrier. However you do sacrifice some talent.…

Guess I don’t get here often enough. Maybe twice every few months, but usually the pair of visits will be within a week of each other. Don’t think I’ve ever seen the same group…

When I decided to visit this club, I hated the fact that I had to climb a large set of stairs to get to it. Once I got to the counter where the bouncer was…

There was a $20 cover to get in. When I got there there were very few customers. There was one girl at a time dancing on the main stage (there was another dimly lit stage…

This place either has too many dancers or too few dancers on shift. The problem is that they all expect tips and dance very short dances-I guess this is how they make their money. Unfortunately,…

Stopped into Sins for the first time in several months. It seemed smaller than I remembered (smaller than Doll House), but on a Wednesday night the crowd was light so small seemed friendly and…

There's no doubt Scarlet Lounge is a dive bar. You can tell from the outside of the building, from the neighborhood, and from the potholes in the parking lot what you're getting into.…

Went to this club on Wednesday evening, with 20 to get inside. As soon as I got in I was greeted by a bouncer who asked me what I want and accommodate me accordingly. There…

It was a while back I decided to try this club again after a long time. I went in around 7 pm on Thursday evening after calling ahead. Came to know only three dancers were…