Reviews

Christie's Cabaret is the most consistent of the three clubs located on the west bank of the Flats for crowd size and atmosphere, especially during the slow winter months. Facilities are very clean, with doorman…

Was in the north valley for work, so had a choice of sitting in traffic staring at brake lights or sitting inside staring at T & A !!! T & A won out because Candy…

Pretty busy Saturday night but easy to find seating at the bar and stage. I've always enjoyed my visits here. You should as well if you take it for what it is. This place is…

James Hudson, the personable and approachable club manager, has been replaced by Kelly Anderson, who is also the manager at Players. The owners must think that an experienced female manager can move this club…

I have not been to Baby Dolls in several years--just had not been to Dallas. Was in town recently and stopped in to check it out and get a good down home, Texas club…

The last time I was in Huntsville a couple of months ago, Visions was closed. I can’t remember if why. This trip, it had a new sign on the side of the building…

Went to Vics on Friday around 3pm. No cover charge no more. I sat down and order my drink. Over heard a dancer saying there is no locker for them. I look over toward the…

Stopped by for my first time here on a Friday late afternoon. The facilities are pretty nice, looked good inside. The girls for the most part were very pretty. It was nice watching them dance…

After depressing visits to Visions and The Cherry, I returned to The Pony, where I had a good time during my last visit to Huntsville. I arrived close to 11:00 p.m. to find a…

Arrived around 11pm. $15 cover, $7 valet and complementary coat check. $7.50 beer and $9.50 redbull. Like almost all Detroit clubs you are going to end up smelling like an ashtray. Placed was packed…

Nice big free parking lot in front, which may be this club's best feature. I was there on a Wednesday, maybe weekends are better. No cover, $3 for a beer, but $30 for a dance??…

I visited The Cherry on my last trip to Huntsville and was thoroughly underwhelmed. I had no intention of going back, but I was at Visions, which was closed during my last trip, and…

Look, Synn is fine. It's the only strip club in the immediate area, though there are more around hollywood. The place is fucking big. Like a large arena. Two stages, tons of couches etc. With…

I have been going to sirens for years because they open at 11am and that worked for me with my schedule. I've met a lot of the girls over the years some better than…

There is a valet but he let me self-park. I tipped him. The place is big, although it's got a smallish stage. Big U-shaped bar with plenty of barstools. Many tables and booths. I started…

Ten dollar entry included two ice cold sodas at the bar served by a friendly bartender. First Met a friendly WW2 era stripper On stage was a slightly younger if not plain looking…

First visit this year had to go for the membership which promises to save on admission any future visits this year. Was able to bring in some beers for me and my buddies but…

Usually when I'm up this way I always try to make my way to Norma Jean ... Its my favorite spot in Baltimore so this is always my go to I got there about a…

Used to be I could go to this place and there would be many good looking girls. The girls would be happy to talk to you and provided great dances. Now it depends when you…

I like to hit Zona about once a quarter. If you like Hispanic women that shake their big asses to hip-hop and Latin music, then this is the place for you. I paid the 10…

Always find myself returning here for consistency of dancer quality and grind in couch room. Best afternoon spot in area. About 8 girls on a recent Friday afternoon and mix of…

Was here the Saturday evening on the Waste Management Open weekend. Saw a party Winnebago out front, so I knew what to expect inside: loud bros getting as drunk as possible and dancing onstage. Yup.…

Went after going to the bars for New Years so my memory might be a little fuzzy, it has a large room with a long stage for people to sit around, service at the bar…

The layout of this place has already been described many times so i wont waste my time, it's a bit strange at first but you get used to it. I stopped by on an early…

BSC embodies the tired cliche "It is what it is." Was there a few weeks ago, got outstanding dances from boobtastic fitness dancer Jordan, Latina bombshell Micah and one other hot dancer. Kept hoping for…

Visited Band-Aids last weekend, left quickly and with nearly all my cash still in pocket. When I arrived, no bouncer at the door. Usually when that happens, the bouncer will see me walking in and…

My 2 cents on the newly re-invented Diamond Lounge on a Friday night.After dropping in and out of my fav four (P.C./R.R./C.J. & Harem),I too dropped in & will call it out for my take…

After having stayed away for a couple months, tried a return visit to HL last week. Made it in about 2 PM, parking lot and club both packed. Whatever boycott TUSCL members may have going…

Got in around 10pm. Drove myself and I think it was $35 to get in which included a free admission within 7 days. I did go back so this review is for 2…

I was down south so I stopped by the club on Tuesday. I think cover was about five or ten dollars. I know the dances were only five dollars, but they cut the songs so…

Was on my way to CT and hit major traffic so I decided to swing by Betty's to take a break from the road. I've enjoyed my nighttime visits but had never been during the…

This place is always fun and I don’t wanna bore you hours with logistics and shit. A little back story: A few weeks ago I went to SF crazy horse and was offered a good…

Arrived at 9 on a Friday. $6 cover charge. Only 1 dancer in club, Maya. Second dancer, Envie, comes out from dressing room. Maya - Thick girl with awful, partial shaved hair. Envie…

This is the strip club in the middle of nowhere. Myrtle is a real small town SE of Albert Lea and SW of Austin. I find it odd they have a sign that says "Watch…

I checked out Cheetah WPB on a Friday afternoon about 2:30. The place was busy. There were only a handful of spots open in the parking lot. I paid the $1 cover and took a…

Early evening visit to Cheetahs. Parking fee was $3, self park or valet. The club interior is decent, not outstanding. It has a bar on the north side of the building and…

Decided to stop in after work on a Friday night. I attend this club often. I have a vip pass. I think it's $50 for the year. The pass allows you and a guest to…

Was back at the Ball Park yesterday and sat at the bar on the far side, away from the door. Dancers on shift were Christine, Ashton, Cena and Daisy. Here's what I thought: • Christine: A little…

So apparently this spot used to be another club I supposed I can't remember which one it was There's no real big signage to let you know this place is there .. There's only a…

I understand why others don't like this club. It's dark, it's kinda gross, the dancers aren't always the best looking, and it's not exactly in a super safe location, and there are no poles on…

Great parking, large building with 3 stages and massive bar. All the support staff were friendly and helpful. I went once during the day shift and once during the early evening. Both times there were…

So I rolled in around 11pm and was immediately, I mean IMMEDIATELY, grabbed up by an overweight cuban chick. I told her i had to go to the bathroom and she actually waited for…

I have been going to PoleKatz every once in a while for a while now, and while it is hit or miss at times, there are usually at least a few really hot women there.…

This was my first visit to the Palomino, and only second Vegas club. After scanning reviews, and noting most clubs are topless only, I settled on Palomino. Most of the dancers working this…

The club is mostly clean and fairly spacious. The girls dance on the stage in the center. They have 2 seating areas set in ovals around the stage. I personally felt that the music was…

Ever since the news story on Fox 5 the club just aint the same. Gone are the days of finding a new 7-8 or better girl. It's like the old dancers are retiring or any…

dancers okay but they hustle for dances... most of dancers don't go full nude on stage. didn't try dance. most of dancers are average. once in a while you see one or two good ones.…

So I decided to check out the remodel of the old BBR and found myself in that area and stopped by. The place is almost unrecognizable as it was clean, well lit and comfortable. The…

So I knew going in that Orlando clubs were tame. But for what was available I should have gone to Hooters. Dancers wear nipple covers as they can't show it in this county. Some…

Took a college pal here after leaving game at nearby Staples Center. He'd never been to a strip club before and we don't see each other often because we reside several hundred miles apart…

I had some time to kill so I stopped by Mile High. I walked in and paid the $10 cover and went to the bar to a drink. The dancers we're very friendly but not pushy.…

Ended up back on the block for the first time in some time. Sunday night after watching the NBA all star game. Hit the block and ended up going to this club Lust. The bottom…

TL;DR: Good trip. Will return. Girls enjoy being touched. Stopped by on my way through STL for work. Gave my self an hour time limit here. Walked in around 5:30 and paid $15 to the bartender…

The women are beautiful but there is NO POINT IN GETTING A LAP DANCE. The women are allowed to give AIR DANCES ONLY. I’m not sure how long this rule has been in…

This light that I went out me and a buddy was bar hopping this was our first stop of the night where this bar is located there is a decent amount of other strip clubs…

Although Goldrush has been around for years, it was my first visit. I mainly went to see a dancer a met at another club. I arrived around 10 pm on a Monday night, following an…

I stopped in at the Gold Club in a recent Friday evening. Now, it wasn't midnight, closer to 9pm, but the place was dead. I've noticed this in general at this place the last few…

debated writing this review because follies really doesnt need any more. And there is nothing I can really add that hasnt already been said. But in the end i decided to write it for one…

This was around two weeks ago I was in town from chicago to dj a dance I went to Bradley so I had heard of Elliots but had never been. Figured I would check it…

This bar caught my interest due to the fact that I have always gone into the Norton location -desiree so I decided to give the Cuyahoga Falls location a try the Cuyahoga Falls location is…

Bottoms Up is a juice bar they do not serve alcohol but the girls get nude so you can see titties and ass I've gone here a few times you paid $10 out the door…

So I decided to check this bar out I've only been there once I'm not from the area but I heard one of my favorite girls from a different bar was at this bar seeing…

This is the first time I have been to the Geisha Bath Houseand didn't quite know what to expect. When I went in four girls greeted me and stated their names. I chose…

My second time going, my bfs first. As soon as we walked in,before we could even get a drink a beautiful dancer offers us twenty a dance with two girls in o e private room.…

Arrived in Paris a day early for the England - France Six Nations match and was too early to check into my hotel so needed to find somewhere to kill a few hours. Arrived…

I was driving through town and thought I'd stop by Scarlett's. The club itself was nice, except that most of the time the dancers were hanging out in the smoking area at the back. That…

Ok so I stopped in at the Playhouse lounge yesterday afternoon. Was so impressed with all the employees and dancers at this place. I watched the DJ hold the door for a customer who had…

It had been a while since I had been to Players, so I decided it was time for a return visit. I arrived at the club around 7:45pm on a Friday. While all the other…

The Pink Slip is not for everyone as it is in a very seedy part of East St Louis. Park close to the club and go directly inside. Once inside the girls will take good…

This is a no-alcohol club. The dancers are nearly all latina, and nearly exclusively Cuban, which is fine with me as I like latinas. There is always a cover -- about $10 to…

This is one of the three clubs in the Colorado Springs area. Have been here twice now, both on Friday nights and have found this to be undoubtedly the best club In the region. This is…

I went to Blaze around 430 on Monday afternoon. I had heard good things from a friend who had visited and I read positive recent reviews. So, I was curious to try it out, again.…

I thought I would never return to this club, but I was staying in a hotel just a few yards from the club. I was getting bored in the room and didn't want to drive…

This place is lots of fun, especially if you like chicks with lots of tattoos. There are lots of young, hot girls here, but most of them don't embrace the usual stripper uniform/look.…

Went here with my wife on a Saturday night. I have found this club to be very strange. After you walk in and pay they will esorct you to a seat. We started…

Ok guys this is a little back but I feel I gotta depend talk of the Town a little bit. Understand ably it has gotten worst but some days it pretty good. My first trip was…

I've been to Scores a few times and the vibe there is almost bar-like. The layout is around one big bar in the middle of the club with a dance area in the front. Most…

So I have been to Ricks a few times with only one trip being unsuccessful. I have only been during day shift so this review focuses on that experience and how the day shift at…

I came here based on reviews on the site. First, the bouncer asked for my ID. I gave it to him without thinking and he ran it through some machine. I tried to get it back…

So as the title says, I want to preface that this was, in fact, my first time ever going to a strip club. Heresy, right? But I finally bit the bullet and decided that I…

Super clean, girls are friendly and will come talk to you, and the bartenders and door people and super nice. Bottomless soda (wish there was alcohol, but that's not their fault). Awesome place to go…

Israel- What a hottie. Perfect spinner body. Shoulda remembered that the hot ones tend to be - ahem- less interesting. I was tired, so instead of doing my due diligence with a $20 audition, I…

I've been to Inner Room down the street couple of times and had fun. But some Reviews here in TUSCL has said that Lido was the best in Cocoa Beach. So I thought…

I went to Les Girls on a drunken act one night I was in SD, cover was cheap at 10 (for what I'm used to being from somewhere else) and private LD were even cheaper…

A few Saturdays back, after a few at a local brewery, I decided to venture out to Keepers during a snow event. Upon arriving, there were very few cars in the lot (which was to…

l pulled up and there was no cars, I opened the door and there was a barred door which was locked. I was going to leave but an elderly lady yelled out for…

This is the second club I’ve been to in the area. To start, dances seem to be on par with the area ($5). Dancers are average at best. Primarily AA dancers that are on the…

I have been to Inner Room 3 times before this visit. Each time, I really enjoyed myself. It's a quaint little place and is a great value. But all of those visits…

Stopped by this place Thurs night around 6-7. When I arrived there were about 5 girls dancing mostly good-looking I would say 5 and a few 8's. I think I was there during shift…

I stayed for around 3 hours (until 3 AM). The structure of the club is decent, lots of privacy in the VIP couches surrounding the main floor. There's also a Celebrity VIP (which I was…

I came in around 6:00 and there were a few nice looking ladies. I was immediately hit up agressively for VIP. I passed but was interested. Then, the best looking girl at the time (Ivy)…

I arrived around 8:30 pm, and it was slow for a while. I had to wait through a series of so-so dancers to get to the prize at the end. Pisces was hot…

Made a stop at the Rio to check out the talent. Heard about excise and wanted to see how much it changed. Everything seemed business as usual to me. Met Cali who…

Stopped in 8pm or so last Thursday. $5 cover. Sophia brunette spinner was on stage. Nice ass. Brandy AA stacked was up next. It was Happy hour till 9. 3$ Domestic beer drafts.…

Was there last Saturday night for an hour and a half, didn't see one gal take off bottoms onstage... not 1. Reminded me why I don't go to Springfield clubs all that often, anymore. Can't…

Hi folks. Here is why you should go here. The girls are hot. I mean, there were really smoking girls here when I went. Essentially that is the reason…

1st time here, the club is on the south side of town in a kinda remote depressed area. And wasn't really well it so kinda hard to see after dark unless you know the area…

First impressions are not good. $10 valet parking, then $10 more to get in the door, and $10 more to get a bad cup of coffee, no alcohol. On the plus side, the…

So I decided to check this place out since a friend that used to worked here recommended this place. First of all, this is the biggest strip club I ever been to in my life.…

In town for business and tried out lido a couple weeks ago. Good looking girls 6-8 range where stripping seems more like a part time job. Most said they were singers, actresses, students, ballet dancers…