Reviews

Hopefully review title lets you know exactly whats up. Black girls of all sizes and shades, almost all of them had a booty. Country girls for the most part, a few gold teeth. I tipped…

Beautiful club with a huge room. Stage show isn't much but the $30 dances in the back area could be really good. I had some high mileage from two dancers and a third that I…

After a night out at a burlesque show, wife and I and our married friends decided to hit the lodge. It is a wonderful club to visit with your significant other. It is laid back,…

Club O used to be pretty good with consistent quality girls but seems like its been on a slide downhill for a while now. I stopped in on a Friday evening and it was…

Had another trip to STL and had to stop in1 evening to see what’s new. Went on a Tues evening, and as usual the club was hoping. Tues is $2. Drink night which…

I must start by saying that I only go here on Mondays. I their 1/2 off specials to be hard to turn down. It was a great night. Drinks were all under…

I visited this club the last time I was in Seattle and I looked forward to another visit. When I arrived, maybe around 11 pm, the place was dead. There was maybe one…

We went on a Thursday around 10:00. There might have been more dancers than customers. Plenty of empty seats we all sat down and the hustle started. More girls seemed to be willing to do…

I visited here on a Saturday and it is very spacious with alot of attractive girls. It's a bikini bar so they wont be fully nude but they do give high mileage dances. It must…

My girlfriend and I went on a Saturday night around 12. We paid $10 to park & they charged a $20 cover for the both of us (Which was a pleasant surprise). The club is…

This visit was from a week ago on Friday, the night started off with this dancer named Angie. That would not leave me alone until I lied to her and said I had no money.…

I arrived around 5 pm, so there wasn't any cover. The stage faces the bar, and behind the stage are private booths. This place runs 24 hours, and I have no idea about the volume…

After reading in other reviews that Lola is now dancing at 390 I went there to find out for myself. There have been changes to the club since the last time I was there. The…

I arrived here about 9:30 p.m. the doorman checked my ID and collected a $10 cover. I didn't purchase any drinks but was given a complimentary water. There were two girls dancing on stage Summer…

I walked in and there was a good vibe, music and lots of girls, at least 15 on the floor up front. Tough to find a good seat but staff was helpful. I ended up…

I was flush with cash and decided to start the night at the Hustler Club. Figuring, I’d slum it later at Red Room or similar. Anyhow, it was 9:30, and still pretty slow.…

I stopped here after midnight and paid my $5 cover to the doorman. He didn't even want to see my driver's license or care if I had one. He was very laid-back and appeared like…

The club was pretty clean. They had 5 stages, but not all were open, I was there relatively early in the evening. There were about 8 -12 dancers on the whole time I…

I arrived here around 11 p.m. and paid a $5 cover and had my ID checked. I went to the bar to get a water and some one's to tip with at the stage. Standing…

I stopped my the L&L Gastonia on the way back from Charlotte recently. They seem to want to scan your license at this particular club for some reason these days. No cover in…

I was in Bellingham for business on Wednesday afternoon so I figured...why not? Headed south to Woonsocket and a visit to RI Dolls. When I got there, it was pretty dead. Three or four customers at…

I went while on a business trip. I think membership is $25 now but if you show an out of state driver's license or military ID you can get in for $10. This is an…

I've made a few evening stops by Heartbeats over the past couple of months. This club is located at a cross roads in a lower middle class residential area. There is ample parking…

After not enjoying BTs previously, thought I would head to Criket for a Sunday evening. Although the power was out in certain parts of Detroit, the club was open. Had a good time Sunday so…

Went to Foxy Lady, or rather The Office about 2 Fridays a go and it is literally the same. High mileage dances from the least attractive crop of dancers in a black club in the…

If you are going to a Gentleman’s club in Baltimore, Scores is your only real choice. I’ve been to most, and I wouldn’t waste my time anywhere else. I was there on a…

This club is the latest in a series of clubs at this location: Shenanigans, Hush, La Perla and maybe more; all of which failed and closed. Main problem: location, location, location: it's hidden away in…

I ended up here for the first time after visiting Foxxy's. I went with a friendly exotic dancer that I met at Foxxy's a couple months ago. It was just about 1AM when I walked…

Got to this club on Tuesday around 2pm and was immediately informed that there aren't any more 2 for dances on Tuesdays. This isn't a typical thing for a club to have, so it…

Stopped by on a sunny Wednesday afternoon. Maybe a dozen customers. Look, this place used to have a terrific vibe with a party-type atmosphere! Pretty bartenders and waitresses with an upbeat attitude always put me…

This is the former Driftwood, a Camp Lejeune legend. New owners and new management have done a great and have said there is more on the way. I went to the club a few years…

i was looking for a nice, casual place that I could walk to from my hotel and where I could just lounge and have a couple of beers and see some boobs. I got there…

First time visiting this club but I had read the reviews and thought I knew what to expect. Cover in the daytime was a surprise but i convinced the doorman that I had a coupon…

Stopped in on a Wednesday night about a month or so back. Showed up around 1030 or so, it was snowing hard and there was a line when I got to the front. Took about…

Parking was tough to find but I had some messages on my phone that needed replys so I sat in the parking lot tending to that until someone left. Tried to convice the doorman that…

Had a really fun time with a group of guys watching NCAA March Madness! The bartenders/waitresses took great care of us, good drink specials. There was a wide array of talent on display as well,…

I arrived on a Friday night to see the talent. I was looking for a specific type, skinny blonde with big boobs. I found one. She gave me an okay lap dance. She was a…

Well, I went early on a Friday evening, so did not see many dancers during that shift. Very few girls. The club still has the same old setting and nothing has changed. Cover is 10. Drinks were…

Went to bottoms up on a Tuesday at around 230 3 dancers there easy parking met an absolutely gorgeous black dancer who was on the stage after her dance did a vip for $50 for…

I had to work some daytime hours here lately so This Tuesday after work I dropped in about 5:30 which is how long it took me to get there from Easton getting off at 5.…

After leaving Larry Flint's I decided to check it out. After paying the cover came in and went straight for the bar. Drinks were ok, I felt a little pricey but decent. The selection of…

I went today around 4pm and there were 4 women in the booths. Average looking but very friendly. Layout is decent with store to the right and booths to the left when you enter. Definitely…

Club is ok just a little rundown is all. The chairs are beat up and the bathroom has had toilet broken for a couple of months now. I've been to other clubs that appear to…

This was my third visit to Kittens. I've generally had good experiences there, and I like it during weekdays when it's empty in the early evening, and there are lots of girls to entertain you. First…

So Kittens is my usual spot, but tonight I decided to try a new place, and hit up the Vu in downtown Seattle. I had low expectations based on past reviews, but a Yelp coupon…

This is a review of a feature dance night, and just a general review of the club. I went recently and saw Reya Sunshine dancing here (side note, she’s hot!). The dance was amazing and…

One of my regular rotation stops when I can get through a Philly. Visit was about 4 weeks ago just been swamped in getting to review. My cane a week after my little…

I found myself in the area on a Sunday afternoon with time to kill. I figured I’d get in before the cover, why not give it a try. Walked in went straight to the bar…

I visited this club a couple of years ago and had a yearning to get a lap dance with two-way touching. As has been reported before, This is sort of a strange club inside of…

So I went to Day Dreams and they scan your ID when I found that out I almost left, I am not a fan of big brother watching. I went in to find it is…

This is the only fully nude club in the Dayton area. If you want to see a vagina, up close and in person, it's here or you drive to the Road House Revue in Columbus…

Rolled in about 6pm and spent about 4 hours there. I cabbed it because i planned on drinking more than a few. Talked up a few girls that were solid 7’s. Most…

The reviews were pretty low and from the outside, it is a total dive. I kept expectations low and was quite impressed. There were some very meh dancers and some solid 8/9s. They were all…

Stopped in late. It was very quiet. Msybe five patrons same number of dancers. Even though not busy it can takevawhile for dancers to come around to see if you want a dance. Be patient.…

One of my favorite places to go - The House. Haven’t been back in a while since I travel a bit and I ALWAYS spend more than I planned for, but this place is a…

Went here with a group of work buddies while visiting the city. Just really there to hang out, so didn't have any lapdances. That decision was certainly confirmed when I heard they were $40 and…

I usually avoid Rick's since there are better clubs in Minneapolis, but decided to stop in at Rick's after striking out at DTC. It was Taco Tuesday and there was a Minnesota Wild game, which…

So, I found myself in the area of Stage Dolls after driving an Uber fare from Newark Airport to Hackettstown. I usually frequent Rumors on Friday nights, and met this girl named Monroe who…

It's been a while since my last visit, so decide to trek over on a early Friday night. As usual, there weren't too many dancers or customers at the time, which meant that I…

Physically, the club hasn't changed since previous visits over the past 5 years. I was able to park right in front at a meter. There is a crowded hipster bar next door now,…

Decided to visit the Palazio on my night off. Had been a while since I visited a strip club but just moved to the area and decided to check this place out. Arrived Sunday night…

Came here for the first time on a Wednesday evening and paid the $16 cover. The place was dead, only two dancers (one curvy redhead and one black) and only one other customer. The black…

Going to Mickeys is like going to a friends basement in the 70s. If your friend has strippers, that is. The place is a big rectangular room. The bar is very large. The ladies dance…

Was in town for business and happen to pass by it in the way to the airport. I had $100 cash and thought what the hell. It’s 3pm on a Wednesday but it will…

I checked in to Deja Vu about an hour before closing. A big mistake. I was still charged full cover, which, if there are ladies present and available, I won't quibble about the…

Been to gold club and pony many times - thought I’d try something new. Smaller and more chill club. A few familiar faces from the other clubs and a lot of new young…

Place is very nice. Decor, building, chairs, etc. seems to have been recently remodeled and it very nice. Actually one of the nicer places I have ever been in. Doesn’t even really feel like a…

Arrived after midnight. The usual ID and wand check at the door. Cover was $8. Used the VIP card for free admission. Grabbed a beer for $5.75 at the door and found a seat with…

It's Friday the 13th. I found I had some free time, so I decided it was time to review a few clubs to keep up my membership (and give this new reviewal process by fellow TUSCLers…

Arrived at blush after work (semi early). Around three. Spent three hours at the club. Overall pretty dark depending on where you sat. Got the 25$ VIP at the door (worth it IMO). Was seated…

Arrived after 2 AM. The usual ID and wand check at the door. Cover was $13. Showed VIP card for free admission. This place does offer fully nude lap dances, so there is NO alcohol served…

I was told to try Gold Club Chicago on a Thursday night and I was disappointed the moment I stepped inside. I had never been and wanted to learn more about the club so I…

This will be a bit long, but I felt that some of the other reviews were missing some info that I have, or just they glossed over some details. Here’s the quick breakdown though: -Midnight…

Based on other reviews I decided to stop in on a midday afternoon. About 3 customers and 3 girls. One dancer was sweeping and joined me afterwards. It was Tara and she…

I’ve reviewed Bogarts many times and this place continues to come through as long as your expectations are set accordingly. As far as the facility goes I’ll keep it simple - it reeks…

This club can be so up and down, I wont review the layout as it has not been changed and has been described many times. Came in early afternoon grabed a beer at the bar…

I’m generally a day time hobbyist because I think the dancers are more personable. This visit proved my point. Got hit up by Fire, who is mentioned in previous reviews. She’s very dramatic. Had a…

Deja Vu has always been the slightly classy, but low mileage, chain in Seattle. A long time ago, Ricks, Honey's and Sugar's (Frank Colacurcio's clubs) were the fun places. But they're gone. The…

I went to this club on a Tuesday night, arriving right around ten pm. The club is not dirty, but nothing special. Quite dark, not overly inviting. There is a large, half…

All of the alcohol bars were shutting down now as it was going past 3 AM when we were making our way to Pink Pony from 2001 Odyssey. Unfortunately, the whole experience at that club…

Seriously, write this one off. It's a filthy hole. The girls are menacing ugly, and aggressive. And the timekeeper will make sure to bother you loudly at the worst of any possible time. But on…

Because of some of the reviews that I'd read on here, I was reluctant to go by this club. Add to that, my boy who usually goes with me begged off, so I was flying…

Regular visitor and found it disappointing. Season seems to be over so the club is looking a little empty. Kinda dead and no one eager to do much work. I usually like slow season better…

Stopped in late. The dance booths have been issued new curtains!! Actually an attractive mixed girl dancing a solid 7. Had a nice conversation with her and a passable dance. Later some girls from the…

Enter The Chaindog. I like this club. I have had a lot of fun here over the years and unless Angel's are hanging out even at north of 50 I am the Alpha male. It…

I was free on a Saturday evening and decided to try players out for the first time since the remodel. The layout of the club is pretty nice and the waitresses were not very pushy.…

GF and I just got married in Vegas and decided to go to the Palomino after the wedding festivities were over. Did a bottle service package for $170 that was a half bottle and a…

Stopped by last week. One blonde looked young and attractive, the other dancer was probably 40's with a gut and may have been attractive twenty years ago. She told me about the new vip room,…

Blackjacks continues to be a fun club is you are a regular and the dancers get to know you(spending money also helps).Dances cost 30 for one song. Private rooms are 300-400 per half hour and…

Went about 6pm on a Wednesday looking to have some fun like I have had on several occasions. The parking lot had more cars then what I had normally seen so i stopped in to…

Had some free time during an early Wednesday afternoon. Took a seat with just several other patrons in the house. Unique was on stage. I am familiar with her. Pretty chic, brown hair, proportioned and…

The show goes on. In a world of chaos and fake news, Blue Moon remains. Nice mix of new & old dancers (I'm not crazy enough to try a new girl without a vet recommendation…

Visited this club on the late night. For starters the club is BYOB but if you don’t have any drinks you can go to the bar next to the club and drink there or you…

Arr. 1500 hrs. Great visit. 6 dancers + HOT bartender and lovely mgr./house mother. Four of the dancers are ameinable to extras. J and A, both veterans; K started a few months…

It’s been a few months since I was here, don’t get thru the area much, but arrive about 2 PM on a Saturday recently, quite a few customers, probably 25 and quite a few girls,…

I have been to Hong Kong before. But in the previous visit, I was totally focused on " Arribba" . It was so easy to find a beautiful girl…

On a recent road trip to Houston, I wanted to check out the legendary Church. Admittedly Sunday afternoon may not be the best time for maximum, but it was the time slot I had available.…

Was on airport side of town. Remembered it was $10 dollar dances Monday. Figured It would be an entertaining visit. The songs seem to be longer here than at most other clubs. All the…

The wife and I stopped by one evening. The staff was very polite and asked if it was our first time there, which it was. She showed us around the place and explained how everything…

Decided to stop by Synn since I haven't been there in a while. Usually they have a lot of dancers and a decent variety. This time, there were a lot of dancers, but the quality…