Reviews

Went to Synn on a recent Tuesday night. Had wanted to try after hearing about the great value. Took an uber over because the parking lot is pretty small and didn't want to risk not…

Drive in on my day off. Lot is half empty. FREEE for parking. The cover is free when I arrive 2:30. The lodge was dead so decide to try my luck here . There are…

New Stuff: I stopped by on a Monday just before 5:00. Reading some other reviews, maybe there is some confusion between the dancer section and the porn arcade.…

$10 entry. Around 30 dancers. Clear pasties. Mostly Venezuelans with fake tits. 2nd most: Cubans with BBLs. Only 3-4 white chicks. And eventually 2 black girls. Hearing an American accent was very rare that evening. After…

Oasis was a short, easy drive from my airport-area hotel. It's on a strip with a bunch of car dealers, car rental places, and other businesses. Parking was free; I didn't see a valet option.…

First of all, Dancers Royale is WAY out in the burbs. Around 30 mins north of all the Disney crap. Surrounded by things like Olive Garden, Panera, and Rooms To Go. The complete opposite of…

Cheerleaders was a short drive from my airport hotel, sitting sort of between the airport and downtown Philadelphia. Parking was free. The cover was $10. There was a staffed metal detector on the way in,…

Was out exploring on an extended lunch break. Decided to give the east side a drive. This is essentially a bikini strip club. For the fine girls it makes no difference- they are wearing dental…

Place: The place is at Paterson, which is not a typical 'safe' place. However, the club seems away from crowded areas so it seems pretty safe for me. I drove there, and there is a very…

I’m pretty new to strip clubs but I had a nice time here. I didn’t push for extras. The first dancer I as this curvy white Latina named Anna and her ass was absolutely killer.…

XXXV offers a distinctly weird experience that justifies its reputation as one of the premier venues in the area. The modern industrial-meets-luxury design features exposed brick walls contrasted with plush velvet seating and new neon…

I visited Hoops on a recent Wednesday evening. The place was pretty empty except for like 3 other PLs so I certainly wasn’t there at prime time. It’s been described before but Hoops is more…

This place is right by the I-35 exit 436B and near bunch of happening places nearby - gas-station, Chinese Buffett place. It is very hard to miss. I usually go on the afternoon on a…

I've come here several times and had a very different experience each time. If you only read this far, in summary, your experience will vary quite wildly depending on the girl you spend your time…

After seeing the many reviews of OZ I decided I should stop in and check it out. I have lived just about 20 minutes north of OZ for the last 26 years and never been…

I would consider myself a frequent visitor here. I have been visiting for ~2 years, at least once a month. The appeals of coming here: BYOB, free private lap dance area in the back, usually…

Driving between Orlando and Tampa for work, I saw a highway signed and pulled off Interstate 4, and drove the 5 minutes to the club. Basically, it's a bikini bar that charges what I consider…

Came at 5:30 PM on a Saturday. I have driven by this place for a while, and have even stopped by twice just after 5 PM. Both of those occasions the doors were locked and…

I visited here on my drive back to Buffalo from Toronto. As I entered, it was quite a large place, with a lot of stages and girls all over the place. Some on stage, but mostly…

It's been over a year since I've been in the Porthole. I try to make it whenever I'm in town, which is usually every winter/early spring. Last year when I visited, they were…

I've been to this club at least 7 or 8 times, and overall have had good luck here although this time was a bit different and I want to give people a heads up to…

Came to this spot late at night. I pulled into a well lit parking lot and not that many cars, YET. After I parked I was approached by someone in regular clothes saying parking was…

Stopped off at Desire during a drive up to Boston. Club is located right off the highway and has plenty of parking. Area seemed pretty safe during the day, but maybe a little…

Came in late night Saturday. $30 cover. Usual routine: security gives a light patdown, waves a wand like they’re blessing you, then you shuffle through a metal detector. Same dungeon lighting, same vaguely sticky ambiance.…

I visited Club 390 in Chicago Heights, Illinois, on a Thursday night, expecting an entertaining evening at a venue touted as a premier club. The layout is functional but underwhelming. You enter through a small…

I was in the area and decided to stop by to see what was going on. This is my second visit to this club. As I stated in my prior review, I would not deliberately…

Sorry, last review got cut off. Hadn’t been to this club in a couple years, and went back recently when in town. Lots of girls, but seems you have to sift and be more and more…

On those lonely holidays when all other clubs seem to be closed, Chicas never disappoints. Came in late afternoon on Easter Sunday to a parking lot that was shockingly almost full. No cover and water…

The description of the place is already well covered . It's in rather poor part of BridgePort . Me and my friend park my car like 2 minutes away . We don't have to deal…

Centerfolds is one of the few clubs in the area that is open on Monday afternoon. Consequently I arrived about 4 PM Monday to find a surprisingly full parking lot. The club is open…

I went to The Dark Horse at 18:30 on Saturday night. The club sits at an intersection in the unincorporated community of Four Corners. There is a gravel parking lot in front of the building.…

Pink Pony is closed for awhile because of some douche torching it and Ybor has been getting boring.....so decided to give this another try not expecting much and fully expecting to head up to Emperors…

Was at a bar in the area and realized Friday is probably the best bet to see if this place is worth checking out. It was a little after 2AM. On the walk up…

It was my first time here. There are four stages, three of which were going at any given time. The girls hang around the bar area when they are not working on a stage. I…

I was visiting the Miami area on vacation and decided to stop in at Scarlett's after viewing their social media. Although of course they are going to promote themselves highly on socials, I am familiar…

At the risk of sounding like a white knight for this place, I've always found satisfaction. Not a club for everybody, depends what you're looking for. Action and extras, this is it.…

Context: I didn’t have any plans for Easter, but needed to get away from work/life for a night. In order to not interfere with other things on my calendar, this was the available option. Location: Right…

After a dental appointment, just a 6-month cleaning, nothing serious, I decided to give this place a try before tackling the hellish traffic on I-10. I arrived around 11 AM and there were a few…

It would be a pity to not get to know yours. That was my thought when I came through the door at SI, and saw Opal* dancing on stage. Good size nipples on perfect perky…

I visited KOD on Saint Patty's Day after I checked their website and saw that a couple of girls that piqued my interest were working the day shift (4-9pm). I primarily went there to see/get…

I visited this club on a Friday night and didn’t have any cash on me. The entry fee was listed as $25, but since I paid with a card, it ended up being $30. The…

If you want a neighborhood dive bar with titties then this is your spot. I arrived around 10 pm and was greeted by a friendly bouncer. I paid $5 cover and entered. The main room has…

No ideas what to expect when I rolled in here because it looked empty when I got out of my Lyft because it didn’t look very crowded from the parking lot. Walked in and…

Tuesday early afternoon visit. For the specifics of the place, you can read my previous review. Nothing changed. Parking is still tough. Place is hard to reach by public transit.…

I went to the Pegasus Lounge on a Wednesday night at 20:30. The club was just a mile from my hotel. There is a paved parking lot on the left side of the building. The…

First time back since the renovation was complete. Same parking dude. He's about the friendliest and honest person there. I like the DJ. He'll play some songs if I ask him and tip him. You…

LOCATION: - GPS address for the club is 265 N Pearl St Brockton, MA 02301 Club is right off the highway, hidden behind a gas station and pot dispensary, and in a strip mall, so it’s…

This is a report of my last two visits here within the last few weeks. First was a night shortly after St Patrick's Day. Weak line up of girls except for one cutie named April.…

I’ve been to Gold Club many times and am now writing the review now that the lunch buffet is back! For $5, you can’t beat that! It’s been good and bad. It the most expensive strip…

This review is for a Friday visit in March when me and some coworkers were in the area. We hit up a few clubs in the MA-RI area during our trip and this was one…

I get there around 12pm on a Monday. I wanted to see what it was like after the reopen. Pay 10 to park and it’s empty. No dancers. The renovation looks nice but it’s the…

I was in Ohio for business, and tried an Akron club, on a Thursday evening. After seeing an empty parking lot at my planned club, I went up the street and around the corner…

I was in town for a Saturday evening so decided to give the Shady Lady a try. I figured being in the middle of Kansas it would be a good time and not break the…

I visited from about 345-715. The fact that I stayed over 3 hours says something right there. The club has been described, but a long room with a long stage. Club chairs around the stage. Raised…

My visit was at 4pm last Friday. I walked in and there was no one in the front register and a sign that said no cover before 7. Upon entry I noticed the ambiance of…

Part 1: Fake Pressure Before I came down here, I tapped up the website for the club. I don't know if the same people who own Pin Ups own this spot but the website is almost…

Stopped by on a recent Friday around 4 PM. There is a new restaurant sharing the parking lot with Black Betty’s and the parking was difficult. I took the last open…

First time at Dreams Gentlemen's Club in Wilmington/Long Beach area at around 11pm. Decided to make the long drive down to after their private IG Finally accepted me. Idk why its private its got thousands of…

Stopped by after work and got there around 3pm. First time here in many months and after reading the reviews about how bad the parking lot was and then it got better, well now…

Entered around 7pm after parking on street near entrance. No cover. Waited a few minutes for bartender to come to me, then bought a $5 domestic beer for $5. They also gave draft beer on tap. 6…

This is basically becoming my quarterly review of this club at this point so just going to do somewhat the same structure It’s the same situation as always. You go because it's a unique goth place…

I went Wednesday. Hadn’t been in a few months because a couple visits I made at the end of 2024 were subpar. Both of those I ordered the same drinks at essentially the…

On a hill in a decent suburban neighborhood. Easy parking and quite safe. Small place with a long bar on one side with a small dance stage. There were about 5 girls and…

A Monday night visit around 9:00. Two Cuban girls at the bottom of the exterior stairs leading up to club. One had body of cherub and the other a little taller and leaner.…

Short and Sweet: Older club with lot of hot and not so hot Latina ladies. Cover is cheap ($10), drinks are cheap ($5), and dances ($20) are decent mileage depending on the girl.…

Short and Sweet: First it is amazing that there is a titty bar open at 5am in the morning on your way to work. Second the women here are all hot. This…

Last day of a trip and got an opportunity to check out the local club scene, so I took it. I hit up Cheetahs and HiLiter before coming to Bourbon Street — Bourbon Street was…

I was I. Town for work and after an event, I wandered to Brandi’s rather than heading to bed like my co workers around 10:30. You enter on street level and then take an elevator…

Have not been to this club in many years, but with recent club closings, choices on south shore of Montreal are get limited. The club is a square building right off the highway on the service…

Visited one evening. It’s a large building with. Big parking lot right on busy Route 130. When you walk in you walk into the adult shop. If you want to view the booths they are to…

Long wait for Korean bbq so thought I would give it a shot until our table was ready...really planning on drinks before dinner. We walked in around 7:00, we walked in with no cover and…

I've never been to Fantasies and decided to give it a try on a recent trip down to Providence. The address is 28 Sims Ave, and the bright-colored building is in a not-so-great area of…

On my recent trip to SoCal, my rental car and I were headed from COI to San Diego (and parts south), and I made it a point to check out one of the Vietnamese coffee…

It was a Wednesday midafternoon when I decided to stop at Blondies club. I hadn’t been there is about a month. Had a good time then and was expecting the same. Parking lot had 10…

Decided to hit up an old favorite while visiting a client. Arrived early evening to a very big lot with plenty of free parking. Once inside I had to empty out my pockets to go…

After a year and a half’s absence, I finally got to return to TJ. Taking the trolley to San Isidro and crossing the border at Ped East was quick and easy. Shortly after…

I went to Blaze Gentlemen’s Club on a Tuesday night after midnight. The bar my business partner and I were drinking at decided to shut down at midnight due to a lack of customers, so…

I went to Sapphire on my last night in Vegas. I was in town for a work trip and had the rest of the evening to myself. I went to their website and purchased the…

Steady business at The Post more or less, I haven't seen the parking lot full in ages but usually it's half full or more. Typically there are between 15-25 customers, and 10-15 dancers split into…

I arrived around 8PM. I had to empty my pockets and get a pat down at the door. Cover was $11 and they also have a 2 drink minimum which they make you…

Stopped through on a Sunday. In all honesty I went to KOD first but there was a brunch/birthday party there so I decided to give rumors a try. No cover charge to get in and…

Came here on Thursday mid day. $10 for the covers . There is valet parking outside for $5 I believe after 7 is now $15 . The place have huge floor with one…

My business travel has been rather limited this year so my access to clubs outside the East Coast has likewise suffered. Thus back to the Burlington pink Palace for a little relief on a Friday…

I was on the way to MIA airport and had some time to kill. Hidden off the road behind a taco bell. Parking was free. Entry was free. Tipping the girls up front was recommended.…

Entry is $7 and they did ask for ID scan even during lunchtime. They gave me a free ticket to trade in at the bar to order food. Oh yeah, apparently you should not loiter…

My third time in an actual strip club. After much counsel from some of the other mongers on this site on what to do and what not to do, I decided to take my chances…

Ample free parking - right off the highway in commercial strip. Safe. No cover that Saturday afternoon. Dancers descend a spiral staircase in the middle of a good size bar and do a couple topless…

Was on a December holiday trip in LV was able to get out of my room while my guests were sleeping. I immediately tried calling the club for free entrance and ride but…

Last night was the best night at a club in Utah I've ever had. Arrived around 9:30 and there were 6-7 other guests seated around the club with a cute blonde on stage and 3…

Once again had a business dinner in town and decided to extend my evening a bit with a stop at Brandy's. Waked in around 8:30 and it was pretty quiet with a few tables taken…

In Shreveport for work and needed something to occupy my night. We here around 10pm and left by 2am. There is parking onsite but I parked at the nearby casino parking garage since I was…

Pickering, ON. Saturday night. Seems like alright area to me. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk around to the front, no hats allowed, I put back in my car. Walk in, lady at the…

Decided to come after work between 5-8:30pm. They do a happy hour between 5-7pm for $5 mixed drinks and $3-4 beers. Place is super dark so walking in from sunlight definitely blinded me a little.…

This club is pretty run down, but if youre ok with that you can get good mileage for your money. Parking is free but the parking lot is in bad shape. Cover was $10. I think there…

While the sign by the door says operating hours start at 11 (and, before COVID, that was absolutely true), nowadays the only thing happening from 11-12 here is the Cuban queue of carpools dropping off…

Free parking on the south side of the building. $10 cover during the afternoon. 3 stages, two of them were working. This place used to have pretty hot latinas. On this visit -…

Went to Rosewood on a Thursday. Arrived around 10pm. Was on the guest list, so paid $20 for entry. They tried to upsell me to the $100 bracelet for all access,…

Stopped in after a spring training game. No problem being admitted wearing shorts, t-shirt and hat. And boy am I glad I stopped! Easy parking but sort of a desolate industrial area. Blaring Latin music inside…

Went there on a Thursday night, arrived at 7 stay through 9. Pay for parking on the left hand side of the club, it was $10 and there is an attendant there all night. There…

Concord, ON. Saturday night. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk on in. Line inside. Get to the guy up in the window, cover was 15 CAD I think and then ID scan to the…