Reviews

I stopped in after work for a beer and a little scenery. It was early and there weren't many options just a few girls. It started to pick up more about 8. First girl wasn't…

I went to Palazio on a Saturday night when I was on a Business trip in Austin. The cover and drinks prices are reasonable. The overall design of the club is good, there is…

First time in Texas and there for a graduation ceremony at UT. Got to LS around 11:00 p.m. and parking is not great at this club. It's free but in gravel dark lot…

Friends, It seems that the Ritz no longer offers 1/2 price on rooms on Monday nights. It also seems that the 15 minute option is no longer available. Lap dances are still 1/2 price…

This place is pretty rough. You get that feeling from the minute you arrive. The outside is beaten up and old and if possible the inside is worse. Stopped by on a Friday early…

I go to this place every so often, now usually in the afternoon. I go in the afternoon because after 5pm this is residents' only parking and I would prefer not to have my car…

I stop in here probably once a month. The quality ranges from hot to yikes. Beers are cheap enough and you can usually grab seat, even if the parking lot looks packed, and…

After a quick lunch, I decided to swing by to try their free lunch and to check out the talent on a Friday afternoon around 2pm. Upon entering parking lot, it wasn't difficult to…

This report covers 2 trips one on Sunday between 7 to 10pm and other Thursday 2-5pm. I am not sure if its the day or the time or just my luck, I had a much…

HI DIVINICUS here with special investigative reporting of LITTLE darlin's, no fake news or fake moves ! Decided to drive over in the Afternoon. They charged me a $30 cover and did a search upon entry.…

Stopped by on a recent weekday afternoon around 2pm. There were only 2 dancers working and I was the only customer. A few other customers came in while I was sitting there, bringing the total…

Where else can you get amazing fried chicken and see strippers beginning at 11 AM in SF? I don't know and don't care because Gold Club is where it's at! Came here on a lark with…

I want to try to be detailed (within reason) for potential and existing patrons. Things at the Crazy Horse appear to be going down hill. The club still has some talent, but the…

Hadn't been by the Tennyson in a few years so stopped back to check it out while I was in town. Most of the reviews hit the basics of the layout: front bar, no…

Stopped in just after they opened on a recent Tuesday. They had only been open for 15 minutes, so things were just getting started. There were probably 8 - 12 dancers working. I've always found…

Went on a rainy Wednesday night to their union station location. Very dead from a customer stance. Girls outnumbered guys more than 2 to 1 at the peak though I did leave before the supposedly…

Went in at around 8pm on a Saturday night to see their amateur finals. I did not have to pay a cover. They had a great rotation of amateurs and house dancers, but I…

I thought I knew what a strip club experience was like, but my expectations were blown right out of the water by this place. Some friends and I showed up late on a Saturday…

Made a few stops on consecutive Monday afternoons this past month. There were approximately 10 dancers working each day and probably the same number of customers. I have always found the dancers here to be…

I've been to 2001 a few times, only in the afternoons, and it has always been a nice visit. There are plenty of good looking ladies even in the afternoons, and you can even watch…

C-Mowes has stood the test of time and even survived a fire a dozen years ago which these clubs never survive. I first came to C-Mowes in the early nineties when I would visit…

This place has been fairly reliable. Nothing great. But a good place to get $10 dances. They've done a bunch of renovations. Looks a little better. But still nothing outstanding.…

Went to visit this club, which recently changed from Dazzlers to Rebelz. At the moment its the only nude club in WNY. Got there around midnight on a friday and it was surprisingly dead. I…

Made my first trip to the FC in a few months with an arrival of around 3pm on a Saturday (they open at 1PM now on Saturdays FYI). The club was dead with only…

After a less than stellar time at the cherry I decided it was time for a change of scenery. Walked in not many dances one “thicker” one on stage several sitting with customers.…

My friend and I went here after grabbing some steaks and we were both looking forward to a fun night with some strippers and spending some money. When we got there, the place had about…

I came back again this week, with a bit more extra money in my pocket. At first the club was dead, around 9 PM (as it normally is). It was a bit awkward…

I used to think Scores was superior due to the premium price, but compared to Scores Sirens is the closest I’ll get to Vegas for awhile. Exponentially bigger and better stage, bigger place by…

This was my first time visiting the club and I found it larger than most I've been to. The area around the main stage is pretty large and the waitresses were good at coming by…

This is a no frills club in all sense. The stage has one pole with maybe 10 seats and limited amount of lighting that makes it difficult to see the dancers.…

This review is actually over 2 visits, one Friday afternoon and another same evening later Arrived about 3 in the afternoon, have to ring doorbell for entry. There is an ID check, but no…

Sassy's is a nice place for a beer and some girl-watching. The vibe is upbeat and the dancers are very chatty with a "girl next door" attitude and style. Most of the dancers…

I wandered in on a Friday evening to see if things had changed. The cover was still $15, the layout was the same, and there were still plenty of pretty girls to look at.…

This club is strange. As someone who visits in the afternoon, it feels weirdly huge. There’s usually a couple of patrons and a handful of girls, and 10,000 places to sit. During the times I’ve…

Full nude club in Houston - only other one in the area that I remember is Show Palace in the Southeast side of town. The good thing about going on a random weeknight is…

I’m visiting from Ohio so my expectations were pretty low. I was pleasantly surprised. The only downside was the doorman charging $5 for parking on the self-park lot. This was in addition to the cover…

Baltimore. Sweet and Sour. I really don't like the city of Baltimore and since I have a 90 minute drive without traffic to get there from work and 2:30 hour drive to get there from home, I…

Got over here at about 3:30 pm and there were I bet 12 girls and about 20 customers. There were 2 or 3 that were very hot and 4 or 5 that have no business…

---------- NOTE: ---------- This is another long, kinda rambling, Papi Chulo review of a dive black-club thus the usual disclaimer to skip-it if short on time/patience or the subject-matter does not interest you ---------- I have reviewed this club b/f…

Enough has been said about the interior decor, so I'll skip that. I did notice the club might be upcharging if you sit on a couch as they had those roped off. Extra fee to…

After an 18 at a downriver golf course we decided to hit a few clubs (Subi's / Flight Club) on the way back to our DTW area hotel to check out a couple of day…

I pooped in Monday afternoon mostly to see my ATF, but I was pleasantly surprised that the club had some energy for a Monday. Several dancers stopped by to say hello even though they would…

This visit was on Saturday, May 19. I entered at midnight. The cover charge was 10.00. There were not as many people as I expected. Dancers were still coming in at the time I entered, but still…

Was in Indy on business and, based on TUSCL reviews decided to give Club Rio a chance, The club itself is nothing special. Other reviews have said something abut the neighborhood. I didn't…

I've really been wanting to visit a strip club for awhile now. Cedar Rapids doesn't have many choices, so I gave Dancers Ranch another chance. It's been about 8 months since I've been there, so…

So I’m in Las Vegas and was at the legendary Palomino Club earlier today at 6 pm. It was my first time there. I’d found it on TUSCL last month and saw it was nude…

My first time visiting Kittens Caberet and someone pulled me aside and explained to me how the VIP rooms worked. It was minimum $200 for 15 minutes, and $500 for an hour. This…

I went here with a few buddies after dinner and a bar. The club was busy for a Wednesday night. The talent is lacking in this particular occasion, a little disappointing. We…

Used to frequent this place on a regular basis but had been gone the past two years. Management has changed. Drastically. You could always get a vibe of the crowd by seeing…

I used to be a Htown resident.. Not any more .. business brings me here.. I could go to St James but I am not a classy kind of a guy.. I am more trashy…

I have been going back and forth between Synn and Spearmint Rhino over the years, but these days I really like the quality of dancers at SR much more. What they lack in numbers they…

Harem House is back to the Scarem House in my opinion. Strippers are either really overweight (might be your thing), way to many tattooes or way to skinny. Used to come to…

So I've stopped in a few times over that past couple weeks. Had some very high mileage dances with Melissa, Mia,& Kaylin. All were very handsome & allowed me to be as well. All were…

Quick review on PT's. Stopped in late before heading home on a Saturday night. Can't remember but I believe the entrance fee was $10 or $15. Place has not changed any since my last visit.…

Walked into perfect 10 around 8:30 P.M. on May 8th 2018. There were plenty of girls to go around. Most were from columbia with big asses. others were from san antonio or surrounding areas. Some…

Came one saturday evening after 11 a few weeks ago and there weren't many dancers but a higher number of patrons. Even though there is a higher number of patrons you'll still have a place…

Stopped in on a Saturday night. Went right in and no one charged me any cover. It's happened before so no complaints. My first two drinks were free as two different regulars at two different…

Seems pretty good. The refirb is worth seeing. It's better as a topless bar with drinks. One of the better places in the area. A little pricey. I went there on a Tuesday…

So went to this place as I heard it was the ‘best’ spot in Nashville. It might be....have not checked other places out, but the place was not bad considering my low expectations with…

went to this place for the first time in 2 years. I didn’t know what to expect as name (and probably management) changed from Hustlers to Dream Girls, but it stil had very friendly atmosphere.…

This place is great. I came in after work while in town (I’m not from Atlanta). It was dinner time, maybe 7:30 or 8. The place was packed with dancers . The setup is all…

Overall this place is just OK. Most of the girls were not that friendly and overall most of the girls were in the 6-7 range. I did meet one girl though, named Angel, that…

Wednesday Evening Arrived in OKC early and decided to check out the locations of clubs I had not visited. It’s a straight drive from the airport to these clubs, Fancy, Double D’s etc, 5…

Used to live in Bloomington and was passing through so I thought I’d check out one of the old haunts. Still an okay place. Don’t expect Indianapolis level facilities by any means. One of the…

So went to the club on a Saturday night, bounced around to a few of the others 1st as I came on to the block from the Hustler end and just worked my way down…

I was passing through one afternoon about a month ago and I decided to stop because I hadn’t been in a while. $5 cover at the door. Layout is the same with lap…

Walked in and paid the cover fee, it wasnt much so it wasnt a problem. The parking is easy and pretty open area, and the place wasnt hard to find. When i walked in…

Overall Vibe: There's one main stage. On Friday and Saturday nights, there's two girls dancing on the stage. Other days and times, there's usually only one. This place is always different every time I visit it.…

The Gold Club is located in a safe area southern part of Charlotte's. Like others have said it's near a lot of hotels and industrial parks. I wouldn't travel too far away from the club…

I finally stopped in to try this place. I mainly stopped to try their lunch, which was good by the way. I ended up getting the burger. It was juicy and delicious. I also enjoyed…

my third trip to paradise and my best yet. not sure when the last remodel was but they slightly expanded the seating in the showroom. red lighting accents the still dark club. the lap…

There are a couple of girls in this club that are definitely worth the visit. I usually have about two or three that catch my eye. This visit there three girls that…

I moved away from the area, but I was in town and stopped by the club for the first time since I wrote my first review. I don’t remember much from my last visit, but…

This is my new favorite club in Los Angeles. My buddy brought me here during a night out. I never heard of Dames and Games and I was a little apprehensive. Once…

Thursday evening around 10. There were probably 15 to 18 girls, three stages two with a pole. Several of the girls went fully nude on stage, they had a lot of girls walking the floor…

Went to Synn on a Tuesday since it usually isn't as crowded. The issue is that the waitresses try to come up to you to buy a drink whenever a dancer approaches you. Because its…

Haven't been here in a year and a half, so after drinks a friend and I decided to go -- we arrived around 9:30. Probably around a dozen dancers. Lots of different body types/colors.…

Had some time to kill on a Monday afternoon, so I stopped in at Pandora's in hopes that they would live up to the daytime reputation. Several dancers there such as Imagine, Dallas, Cream, Ophelia or…

This was my second visit tothis club, located near the airport in a fairly remote indutrial park area. I arrived late afternoon and stayed for several hours. The building kind of sucks and the chairs…

This review is for a couple of visits over the last couple of weeks I like to go here when I know I want to look at tits, but not drop money on a lap dance.…

After swinging and missing at two previous famous H-town clubs, I hung it all on one final visit to the legendary Pirate Ship. 976 reviews most likely have this club's layout described pretty well, but…

This club goes through ups and downs; unfortunately it is presently on the downslide. Perhaps another new manager or owner, since the current issues seem management-related. First, they've kept the "free" daytime admission but now…

So I went back last Thursday, after swinging by Fri/Sat and Sun/Mon over the previous months. Usual $10 at the door, $5 soda. There were around 20-25 patrons when I got there around 10:30p. Also 25-30…

what is it with these Jax clubs and their lack of parking? decided to hit Sinsations for the first time on a Saturday night and was pleasantly surprised. the outside of the building certainly needs work…

After a not so enjoyable visit to Sapphire, went back to my hotel and won a little money on the tables (which I gave back threefold later that week). I tagged along to Treasures…

I’ve passed by Strokers a number of times, but never had chance to stop. Took the plunge and overall good experience. This was my first time at a primarily black club-I’m your typical white guy-but…

Before writing this review, I went back to find one that I had written about Sapphire almost 6 years ago. After reading it, I should have known better but read other reviews that were…

Came here Saturday May 12 around 2pm. There were 4 girls that I saw working and in my opinion none were attractive. 2 were white and 2 black. 3 of the 4 were sitting at…

After reading the reviews here I decided to check this place out. I went on a Friday afternoon. The area is not the best and I don’t think I would try this place after dark.…

I stopped by here with a friend on my way home as I hadn't visited this club in over three months. The ambiance of the club has been described in numerous reviews, so there isn't…

This is the first of 3 reviews from a recent trip to Vegas. Staying on the Strip and called SR to request a ride to the club. Within an hour, a Suburban showed…

Place is the dump it always has been. In the last year or so they’ve been adding more Brazilians which is a nice change and usually adds options for extras. Jen the bartender is pretty cute,…

Walked in after making a trip to the mall across the street. Pretty dark and there were a few gentlemen playing poker in the back. Unusual for San Antonio but I digress. Bee lined for…

Was in Reading for business and decided to give the club a try. It’s a little bit off the beaten path, but plenty of parking and the lot was well lit. Enter to a tiny…

I have been to at least five diff Connecticut clubs and I never considered going to the strip club to be a great time until I stopped by Mynx Cabaret in Groton after winning some…

I stopped in last sat. night the old owners have taken over the club again after the new owner was having money problems. the dancers have changed as well, there being more white dancers. there…

First time here. Very nice club inside. $8 mandatory valet. Happy hour until 3pm. Drinks were very reasonably priced. Girls were very friendly like anywhere else. Dance-wise, you go upstairs and can either go in…

In a place like Atlanta accepting a sub par strip club feels like a travesty. That's exactly what rumors is, while i was in search of a hidden gem I found a diamond covered with…

This is probably the largest club in the Seattle area. Don't know why others have complained about the parking exposure. Large lot at the back of the building. The club entrance is…

Got to the club around 3pm and there were some table seats available near the bathroom side of Follies. I kinda regret not sitting down at one of the tables, but felt like they were…