Reviews

Just confirming this place is closed. It’s too bad I enjoyed the $2 beers on Thursdays and Sundays. Not sure if another club is gonna replace it or not, but it was kind of dead…

Based on reviews I was not expecting much, but my expectations were totally wrong.. The cover after 9 was $6, there was a 2 drink minimum, but I was not hounded by anyone. I bought…

I thought I'd venture into the Men's Club after trying out a bunch of the adjacent clubs. They have a huge parking lot where you can self-park for free or valet for a fee. The…

Driving into parking lot, density of cars almost at the level of a prior chill weekend night. At least club isn't going to be dead (and wasn't). Paid $5 night cover, and started walking to…

I've been going to G2000 on and off for over 10 years now. It's gone through some changes. The VIP rooms used to be magical (back in the 2010/2011 days) priced at $160. Now they…

The glory days are long over. Facilities are well maintained and the club still has the fancy/vip look from when they first opened. Main circular bar with three mini stages within. Side stage rarely if…

I went to Club Rouge on a Friday night after a long day out in wine country. When I arrived, probably around 10pm, the vibe was still pretty chill, but there were several dancers…

I have been living in San Diego and have been hitting Hong Kong (the best strip club ever in my opinion) but found myself in PHX this past weekend. I decided to stop in at…

I have been living in San Diego and have been hitting Hong Kong (the best strip club ever in my opinion) but found myself in PHX this past weekend. I decided to stop in at…

With fuego not being open when i went i decides ro go to show aze. And with dances ranging between 20 and 40 i can only afford so mamy, lol. The one benfit of this…

This is the first review I’m writing on TUSCL, so I decided to do one on the club I frequent the most. I’ve been a regular at GGR since summer of 2014. GGR when I…

This is mostly a dancer update. I’ve reviewed the Mill at length several times. If you’ve never been here and want to know the stage setup and bar specials, dig up an old review. Dance…

If you haven't been to Camelot, then I would suggest you go try it out for a couple of reasons: (1) It's located conveniently in DC and you can access it easily by taking the…

This was my first time visiting the club. I was a little worried based on some of the reviews. As this was my first time, I can not say how it has changed…

Got to the club abut 2pm. The club is fairly nice, the restrooms are clean and the air conditioners work. Beers were $3.50, table dances were $20. Sat at that bar and was…

I hadn't been here in a couple of years so I decided to check it out after a disappointing visit to the Spearmint Rhino (COI) earlier in the evening. It was $20 to get and…

The problem with this club used to be that it would often be 15' between dancers, even in the evening. They've fixed that problem. Last night (Thursday, 8/2/18) there was rarely more than a 5-minute…

Club Castaway is very low key with no cover charge on Tuesday or Wednesday, but of the four dancers, only one was making much of an effort and her attention was focused only on a…

As one who visited over the years and enjoyed the free for all that was Vic’s the new method takes some adjustment.There are now booths and the ladies are strongly encouraged to have their activities…

I've been to the Landing Strip on multiple occasions, but almost always weekday afternoons. In general, the facilities are nice, but are definitely a step down from the more upscale clubs like Penthouse and…

Having heard and read so much, the expectations were high going in. Got off trolley about 90 minutes after getting off plane in SAN for $2.50 via shuttle. Used Pedwest, showed my passport and EDL,…

So stopped on a tuesday. There was 4 dancers working, a young say 18 female bartender and one of the co ownet. She was clearly the best looking at the place buy was…

I went one night while in town on business and it proved to be well worth it. the place doesn't look like much, but on the inside, it's nice enough. don't go expecting plush chairs…

The previous reviews are pretty spot on and accurate. Clancys definitely looks like a bar from the outside and i can remember turning around and going home the first time i tried to visit because…

I've been going to Pandora's for quite some time now. I don't go often enough to have regulars, but from time to time I like to see the new talent. The club is looking a…

I decided to give this place another chance based on the reviews I had seen recently, so I dropped by around 3:30 pm on a Thursday afternoon. At first, I noticed that the air conditioning…

Stopped in around Monday night to have a cold beer after work. Like always the second you walk in you get hounded by dancers who want to take you to the booth. After…

I walked into show world around 2 or 3 o'clock and there were maybe about 4 or 5 people walking around I was confused bc I thought they would be with the dancers I don't…

Made a stop in Fayetteville for the first time at secrets. Went early and got a free wristband so I could leave to eat and come back. $1 domestics were popular that night. As…

There is a discussion going on that club layout, bar location, chair condition, etc. is a waste of typing. So, I am going to give a just the facts review to see if it flies.…

I decided to drop by Thursday day as I hadn't been here in awhile. No cover charge but $8 valet. I was greeted with a handshake welcome, which was nice but unexpected. I think it's…

This place is located in a decent area of town. Well lit safe parking lot. Inside the facility is large lots of comfortable seating. Large stage in the center very high ceilings and the pole…

Recently made a late visit at TMC and they had three of my all time favorites there on the same night. It was busy and fun you just never know. $10 cover, 35 dancers…

I hadn't been to Lou Turk's since before the renovation. All I can say is, wow! Hard to believe this is the same place. The outside looks the same, but the inside…

I stopped by after going to Midway airport. Valet parking is mandatory even though the was only 6 cars in the lot right in front of the door. Inside is a very large club with…

This was my first visit to this location. Came on a Saturday night around 10 pm. Found a seat at the bar and tried to get a feel for the place. Unfortunately, the club…

The lamplighter is a dive club, but unfortunately the only one in the area. It is cheap, the girls look like they might give you hepatitis, but there is consistently someone there to…

this is Calgarys ritziest bar with naked dancers, and they did get naked for a solid 3 minutes or more depending on how long patrons throw money at them. that's better than some places even…

No need to be wordy about the facilities, as they're well described. Showed up on a Friday late afternoon, right around shift change. Unsurprisingly, there were maybe 3 dancers present, so the odds of even having…

So I read all the other reviews and knew what I was walking into once I went in. First, some background info on the club. It was within walking distance of my hotel on Queen Street…

Stopped by Bogies while passing through Michigan. I knew that Tuesday’s were the good day but figured I’d give Wednesdayva shot. Big mistake. There were 5 dancers there and none were my…

So I came in to XTC again and it’s dead... I must remember to look around the corner before I pay the entrance fee and for a VIP Wristband... I went in and immediately saw…

I went there twice a couple weeks ago when I was in for the weekend. On Friday night, there was surprisingly possibly the best looking girls I've ever seen in a club... in northern…

This is increasingly becoming my go to place. As you enter the club, you'll notice the stage and bathroom to the left and two bars to your right, one in front and one in back.…

I was in town over a weekend and spent a Friday and Saturday night here. I really did not expect that much from the club - had not read any reviews and remembered this town…

Was in Daytona on business in June so I decided to roll through. I was told by several people that this was 'the' club to go to in Daytona. The club itself is huge with…

It was a fun night with some friends. We bought a six pack here and also outside st the store next door. Don't make the same mistake! Buy your booze somewhere else! Club had two…

Stopped in on my way through town for work, figured I would hit Mario's, Centerfolds and, if time permitted, Lamplighter since everything is within 10-15 minutes drive. Mario's is a decent sized place (compared…

Part 2 After my first experience with a HK girl turned out to be a mediocre one, I was somewhat puzzled. Sure you just can't get FS in the states for 120 a pop but I…

For quite a few years I was a twice per week regular at the Foxy Lady - Brockton. Now I'm an occasional visitor but it doesn't take long for me to remember why I used…

Wasn’t looking for much when I head out of th hotel for some nocturnal entertainment. I happened upon th Blue Moon? And decided to give it a go. Relatively cheap cover charge at 10 Euro,…

Took a late lunch from work (for about 3 hours!). Quality of the dancer was quite high. Ranged from 6 to 8+, very few I would not at least get a dance from (except for…

I made my every other week trip to Purple O., & I went in the early evening, 6:15ish, thought I could catch the afternoon crew ,& the early evening crew at the same time. There…

Well I try to stop by here 1-2 times a week dependent on $$ . Last week, I stopped by in the evening after hanging with some friends. Found out that after 9pm you have…

Stopped in to watch the Tigers' in the afternoon. It was about 2pm. The club is a favorite due to the 1) no parking charge 2) dedicated smoking room 3) nice furnishings & layout.…

Showed up in mid evening and there was a nice variety of dancers available... around 8 quality ladies. Talked to a nice young lady for about 20m and finished my drink before we went to…

I stopped by PaperMoon after grabbing some dinner across the street in the large shopping center. The club has plenty of parking out front, and if that's full you can always park in the shopping…

I have heard good reviews about bazookas so I decided to go and see how it is. They have great parking unlike another strip club I went. Entrance fee is $20 and dances are $20…

I arrived at BTs around 2pm a couple Sundays ago. In the hour or so I was there, I was the only customer there the entire time. There were 3 below average dancers…

Baby Dolls is the best club in Dallas in my opinion. Its not perfect, but its the closest they have. The main bar area is very open and there are 7 stages around it where…

Stopped by in between meetings. The place is small with a few stages. There were only a few women dancing. Mostly South Americans and some Eastern Europeans. I had a bottled beer for $6. Dances…

So after reading all the reviews, I didn’t have high hopes for this place. But, I had some friends in town, and as I live ten minutes away, and we made a last minute decision…

Stopped in for the first time in awhile on Wednesday evening. Only 1 dancer and 2 customers when I arrived. They were running a special so there was no door dues when I arrived. The…

Okay this club is not the club you want to go to if you're looking to have a good time and spend under a few hundred dollars. The food and drinks are delicious and inexpensive,…

I decided to check out Splendor and went on a Thursday evening, around 10:00. The details listed under this club are correct (Ethnicity, various costs, etc.) I walked in and found a metal detector right…

I was visiting Philly and, based on a visit a year or so ago, knew I wanted to hit the Gold Club. I know there are a number of options in Philly area- and…

I stopped by Rick’s around 2pm after walking through 2 other virtually empty clubs on Bourbon Street. No cover is great, but what’s the point if there any dancers. Based on reviews Rick’s…

Stopped by after work to see if there was anything new. To my surprise there actually was. Young twenty something American who put in more effort to dance than I have seen from every other…

I've been to this club several times and overall it is not on my top 10 clubs to go to but its just a convenience. The club is relatively small with a tiny main…

I went here roughly a month a go and sat down and got my first drink and waited there for roughly 15 minutes before the waitress, who didn't have a bad body but had lost…

Hit this place on Wednesday evening. Back parking lot was empty, which I've never seen during business hours, and made me wonder if the place was even open. Unfortunately for me, it was. Against my better…

Was here a few weekend with a buddy of mine . Had never been here before we always went or bazoukis but try’d Ledgends this time and was not disappointed. This place was pretty big…

Very nice looking club, got there after two pm. Only four girls took the stage while I was there. Beer was $4, no cover, parking $5 across the street. Club is very nice looking. Needs…

This establishment makes it's money by ripping people off. We arrived at 1:30am and we were told that "they were open till 2am" we asked if there would be dancers till 2am and they said…

Yo this my one club I always frequent on Broadway. I brought my friend in today a Sunday night, her first time to a strip club ever! I paid 34$ for 1 round of drinks…

Its been a few weeks since I've come back due to travel cause of work. It's the same Follies as previous reviews. A good amount of cubans and AA with sprinkles of white dancers. One thing I…

I went to Emigrante last Thursday early in the evening. I thing we got there just before 8 and there were about 5 dancers working. A beer was $4. The bar itself…

My first visit to Sinsaysionals was a few years ago and I enjoyed my visit. At that time the lap dances were still 5 dollars and there were chairs around the wall for dances. I…

I had a couple days off from work, so I went up to the Twin Cities and eventually found my way back to the KOD. Nothing about the physical layout has changed, but being it…

Arrived about 5pm after a beer at the Cricket where the lineup was awful, other than Diamond who travels in from Lansing. Anyway, on to Bogarts. Wednesday is prime rib night, $1 per ounce. That…

I have been to Lady Vi's a number of times. Please see my other reviews for a description of the club. On this night, I arrived around 7pm and saw there were about 6 girls.…

When considering alternatives to Follies in the Atlanta clubbing market, there are usually a number of candidates: Tattletale, Cheetah, Pink Pony, and Oasis are all known for quality dancers but questionable mileage (and/or value) compared…

This club is really cool. This was a Sunday afternoon to evening, so not the time for it to have a large number of dancers. They dancers varied from so-so to pretty damn…

Its been awhile since i've been to the BML but things are the same. I spoke with many of the girls and they agree that nights are the worst. Early on they got…

Went in on a Thursday evening. Parking lot was well lit so I wasn't too worried about my car. Interior was clean but it was pretty dead. Maybe 5 dancers rotating and they were average…

I came here with very low expectations. I've been to NYC clubs before, I know the hustle, it was a Friday night, etc., but I was a little buzzed from early in the evening and…

Came here on Wednesday night and had to pay cover at the front, was able $10 and also you can't wear sweatshorts. Beers cost around $8 and you are forced to buy at least one…

Part 1 After reading countless reviews about this place, I eventually worked up the confidence and logistics to make a famous pilgrimage to Tijuana, Mexico and visit the happiness place on Earth: Hong Kong Gentlemen's club.…

This will be my first review, and I'm not much of a writer so be kind. I was in DFW area for work and decided to check out local scene. In Houston we have good…

I finally made another visit to Southern Florida and wasn't going to miss this club. Although I didn't think the dancer quality was that great compared to recent visits, I found a few that…

This was my first trip here this year. It was a Thursday night around 8:00 when I arrived. There was not much of a crowd when I arrived but the club filled in…

I was stuck at the airport for the night and decided to check this place out. I normally prefer places that serve alcohol but given my options, decided to check out someplace new. Fairly soon…

Hadn't hit Wackos in a couple of months so decided to stop in on a Saturday. Chatted up by Kat (Cat?), very pretty girl, mid 20s. Took her back to VIP. Good grind. No extras offered,…

A business project had me in Hickory, NC for a couple of days. During that time I made two visits to the Treasuer Chest club formerly known as the Crazy Horse. Visit one was on…

I went to LFH in mid-afternoon on a Tuesday, as I needed to be somewhere near there around 6:30pm. I was pleasantly surprised to find it to be $2 Tuesday, so I did not…

Well my time is up and I’ll need to write another review, and I havent done one on this place in a few months. Been frequenting the old hole in the wall establishment maybe twice…

Passing through Northern NJ on a Sunday afternoon and thought I should see what it has to offer. Picked the Hitching Post since it opens at noon. I walked through the door at 5:10pm and…

The Tattletale Lounge, made (in)famous by its mention in Motley Crue's strip club anthem "Girls, Girls, Girls," has been around over 40 years.  My first visit wasn't nearly that long ago, but it does date…

I went to this club on a Sunday night expecting there to be few dancers, but there were roughly twelve. There were girls for every type of guy. Younger girls, older, thick, skinny, curvy, white,…

Apparently Uncle Joe's resolved their health department issues and is now re-opened. I didn't have occasion to go to the rest room, but the rest of the place looked the same. GiGi was…