Reviews

I've herd and even have read that this club is a shit hole... But you people just haven't seen what a real shit hole is lol... Go check out Lady G in Greenville SC and…

I had to stop by on my way home as it was on the way. I have been at Hi-Liter many times for the past few years. After a pee break, I sit at…

Haven't been to this place in nearly a year. Was in the area so I decided to try my luck. Headed in shortly after 2pm. Just two girls working. First one, older blonde Latina, didn't…

First of all you can't miss this place! It's gourged with purple light and right by the freeway. Its 20 bucks to get in, 20 for VIP, and then 20 for the dance. As you…

I happened to be on the north side of Phoenix, so why not stop in. I had read the prior reviews that were not all that positive. Arrived at 4 in the afternoon, so…

Natalie - Been around a long time including Hi-Liter and Centerfolds the night of the death. She says the guy was being very abusive to dancers even hitting them when tossed out. However, she…

Went to TC because it was my birthday pary with a few brothers from the church of tuscl... Brother Doc Evil and Brother Go Vikings. Mane this club has so many hot spinners and thick bitches…

I had to be near Cleveland today and on the way back I wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to see CW's again. I don't remember how long it has been, but this…

I don’t go to Tampa often, but feel that the quality of Mons, my former favorite place to go to, has gone downhill precipitously. Five years ago,they always had a number of entertainers that were…

TUSCLer and real bro Wanabefrank and I had wanted to do a bar crawl and check out a few other places in La Zona. On that Saturday night one of those bars was La Malquerida…

I don’t go to Tampa often, but feel that the quality of Mons, my former favorite place to go to, has gone downhill precipitously. Five years ago,they always had a number of entertainers that were…

So it’s been about 6 months since visiting the Playhouse and ended up there on a Monday afternoon with low expectations! About 15 dancers working, your typical mix of older latinas and I would…

This was the forth and final club of my “club hop” for the day and definitely the best of the bunch. The club was out in the middle of nowhere which I was unsure about…

Went in on a Wednesday night. Was told $5 cover at first, then quickly changed to 8. I went in and sat at the bar. Ordered a bud light for 4 and started talking to…

Went into Uptown after the Panthers Game, no cover with a game ticket. Place was busy with 90 % of the guys coming from the football game. Plenty of hot women there this evening. Good…

Pulled in around 8. Cover was $10. Went and sat at the bar and ordered a beer $6 I believe. I enjoy this place generally. Usually a laid back generally can…

In a way I love this place. It’s so consistent. The girls while not hot are still attractive enough. One that was working was a little chubby for my tastes but she…

Stopped in around 8:00 on a Thursday. This place is right next door to Rick's. Typical NYC club. Drinks are fairly expensive, but there wasn't a cover charge, which was surprising.…

It had been quite some time since I visited a strip and all I was really looking for was some good grinding lap dance action. It was nice that parking was free, but everything beyond…

Met a friend for a relaxing lunch and went to the TL in mt Clemens. Been there a few times in the past and the dances are average but the bang for the buck is…

Hello to all... i vowed i would not go back, but here i was at the block again..... sheesh.... Thursday afternoon trip. Started at Fantasies, OK club, no extras as far as i can tell. I…

Stopped by after picking up a friend at Metro. Walked in and we were the only customers there at 3 pm in the afternoon. There wanted cover to sit in a majority of the booths…

I've made a couple recent visits to Pandora's, the ratings for this review reflect my more recent successful trip. The first of the two visits was a dud. A Thursday late afternoon with…

So I was in St. Louis for one day. Had my heart set on going to Wise Guys which was closed. After some missteps I decided I had to go somewhere and wound…

---------- NOTE: ---------- This is a long rambling review of a dive-club thus skip it if short on time/patience ---------- I have reviewed this club several time b/f. For those unfamiliar w/ Porthole, Porthole is a mixed club that is laid-out…

This is a long overdue review from August. I went to Lido Room for the first time on a Tuesday at the downtown location. I told the bouncer I was there for the Lido Room…

This club is upscale and very nice. Girls working there are easily 8-10 and all are beautiful. I went in and only spent about half an hour. The type of club I…

Unless you've driven through Florida and stopped at the only strip club in the world where the cafeteria is fully lit while the dancers fight for attention against scrambled eggs and hashbrowns (Sam's Hofbrau at…

I made a return trip to Rio after a prolonged absence due to work, and found it to be as before. The girls were friendly and engaging. After watch a gorgeous ebony on stage, she…

Decided to hit up Dollies on Wednesday. It was just before 6 when I got there. There was Alize, Sofi and Nicole. Sofi was witnsomeone so Nicole latched on me.…

So I went back to jaguars (a converted workshop?) on a super tuesday $10 cover $5 floor dances with byob and it was actually pretty decent this time, got there at 9:30 and stayed until…

During daytime, this club is like a trip to Latin America or nearby islands - Latin music, Latin dancers for the most part, you hear mostly Spanish being spoken. And the Coronas are being passed…

Saw decent reviews and had to try this place out. Showed up around 9pm on a Thursday night. $7 cover to a lady with nice jugs and one hand I believe.…

Mermaids Classico Massage & Bar is located across from the far more famous and, based off previous reviews, far better rated Hong Kong Gentlemen’s Club. I was admittedly bored and looking for a decent massage.…

Like the title says, first time I've been to PHL on a Friday. I usually go early or mid week. What a difference. 2 girls on stage at all times. Dollar parade was non…

Stopped by mid evening after a business dinner. Haven't been here in a while so thought i would take a gamble. Wrong bet this night. Walked in, place was dead. Few…

My second visit to Synn COI was similar to my first. It was more crowded with dancers than patrons, the music never bothered me, a good percentage of the talent was sexy and the atmosphere…

Went to meet a client at Cheetah. The club is always clean, great service and the food is amazing. Especially the Lamb lollipops and the fried chicken with spinach and mashed potatoes. The girls are…

Stopped by TD's North in the early evening. Got the wand, ID scan, then paid my $6 cover and in I went. First stop was the restroom to take a leak and better acclimate to the…

The club is in the middle of nowhere, but the pink lights shine like a beacon of hope on a lonely road. The girls at Grandview are jaw dropping in particular when you consider how…

First off I was surprised someone had written a review on the same day I had. Working late needed to kill a couple hours before I need to go back, decided to stop in…

The new location of Flashdancers is not really ideal, it is much smaller than its original place on 52nd St. The entrance fee is $20 so I decided to check it out. The dance space…

I haven't been here in probably over 10 years and since were celebrating for my friends birthday we figured we would make this place our last stop which was at about 2:30 AM. There are…

Went to the new location for FD. It is smaller, weirdly set up, and not as comfortable. They have two girls dancing on a main stage, and one at a bar "stage" which…

Walked in and saw some trash I wanted to plow through, she was white with blonde hair and when she spoke she looked like she had thrush mouth. Most people know this is the END…

It was a dark and stormy night. The creature known only as "Sassy" hid in her lair, in an old run down tavern called Glory Daze. She gnawed on the bones of a barbequed…

Went by to give it one more try and guess what? It's closed, the signs are gone or covered and there is a hand written "We're closed" sign on the door. The dirty bird is…

Been awhile since I went clubbing and even though I discussed visiting the airport clubs with some great advice from Electronman (shout-out). I didn't want to sit in rush hour traffic so I took a…

Soo I was under the impression that I was going to have soo much fun mm NOT.It may have adult entertainment but I wasn't entertained at all. All the women were in some kind of…

My all-favorite club over the past 20 years. Yes the quality has declined, and the club vibe itself is boring, and prices have become more expensive but still diamonds to be found here. I have…

As usual, Bristol doesn't disappoint. Don't know why but always end up here around the 7 PM shift change. Seems like the afternoon shift clears out and we are left waiting for the…

this place continues to be a good place for a quick thrill. i was just there the other day and found it pretty much the same as it has been for several years now. all of…

It just a brick cube on the outside but since you get in they have 1 stage and probably 8-10 girls working. All of college age with the school so close by. Very friendly and…

This club is doo-doo, I personally love naked and nice women but I don’t like women who decide to be C-Words. This club has made it to where the girls are pocket watching and…

It had been a couple months since my last visit to 205. I was in the area so I decided to check it out. Nothing has really changed. Great happy hour prices on drinks($2.25 for…

I've probably passed this place a million times and not known what it was. It just looks like a cheap dive bar from the outside. And it is. But inside this cheap dive bar is…

Not to sound like every Yelp strip club review ever, but... It's a neighborhood bar that happens to have some topless women dancing on a stage. Stopped in with a couple hours to kill, had…

Okay, I'm a devout woman of color fan. I hang out mostly at Atlantis or purple orchid. I've read about outer space and all the reviews I've read intrigued me enough to make my first…

This girl was one of the only girls in the booth area that I saw everyone else was in a dance so I decided to just go with Passion. It was $60 just to…

I have reviewed this club b/f so will not get into club details - refer to my October 6, 2014 Trap Lounge review for club details - but in a nutshell The Trap Lounge is…

I went in for a beer while I was in the area, simple as that. The place was shockingly busy for a strip club at about 1pm. Probably like 20 customers. Most of them sat…

I’ll start off this review by saying that Deja Vu is a bikini bar. I knew this before my visit so I had an idea of what to expect but i had never been…

Ventured in on a Friday night in search of a specific girl. Blonde, DD good personality. Had seen her a couple months back, but no luck on weekdays seeing her for the past couple months,…

This I think it’s got to be my most favorite club in the USA just from the standpoint of eye candy. there ain’t no mileage here (at least for me) but I do…

This used to be the mecca, the standard by which others were judged. Wow. Times have changed. I spent $25 to get in and out. And that was it. I got there Friday after 11:30…

Inevitably as the night gets slow we somehow always end up at centerfolds. It's about a 20 min uber right from midtown Sac (in case you're drunk like I was) and a $25 cover to…

Stopped in on a Saturday evening maybe around 10-11pm. $10 cover and a mandatory $11 soda or water. So over twenty dollars before I could even sit down. There were about 20…

Use to be my favorite club but it is going down hill quick. Since they raised dance prices to $25 and 15 min vip rooms to $70 the club has been very quite. A lot…

I frequent here at least twice to threee times a month. The club has been advertising an anniversary party for while. The weather was crappy but there was still a huge turn out. The parking…

The Red Carpet is in the downtown area of Brunswick, a sleepy port town in south Georgia. It seems out of place, nestled among boutique eateries and shops in the historic district, but it…

This will be my last/6th review of my recent DFW-area club tour - I was in Dallas on personal biz for about 10-days and wasn't sure if I'd do any SCing but in the end…

This was my first time coming here on a Thursday. I found it to be incredibly packed when I arrived around 3pm. I was lucky, I walked in when another person was leaving and I…

In Birmingham for work, so I decided to see some of the sites. Read about The Palace here and decided to go. The parking was well lit and gated. Walked in through…

So I visit Scores every 6 months or more and each time I visit I leave wishing I liked it better. Cover seems high to me even for a more high end club.…

I think this club is making a comeback.. I went in last Friday around 10 o clock. Parking lot was pretty full and I go inside to see the same. Around 10 girls working. 1-2…

I was visiting DC for a business trip and decided to hit up Archibald's on a Wednesday evening. Cover was $10 and came with a wristband which allows the customer to enter and exit the…

Was looking for a change from my normal rotation of places so I decided to hit up Visions. I used to frequent this place in my youth when it was in it's old…

From arrival to departure, my visit to California Girls Santa Ana was not worth the time or money. The club was comfortable, there was no drink hussle, and there were a few nice looking dancers. However,…

I’ve been to this club many times over the years, and this was the first time during a major convention during SEMA. Needless to day, I had high expectations coming in. Much of the club…

The girls here are extremely friendly. That's what keeps me coming back. I like the clubs with alcohol also and the drinks are cheap. This is also the only place where a girl has bought…

I visited a few saturdays ago and had an alright experience. It was one of the nights during the world series game. I arrived and sat by the bar to get a drink. An action…

This was my first trip back to Palomino since maybe 4 or 5 years prior, when I had a great time. This visit, not so much... First off, if drinking alcohol in the company of totally…

Stopped here on a rainy Saturday night. It was late, around 11:30pm. Was buzzed in, came in and sat down and read some of the reading material for a few min. A dark haired brunette…

I went to PH on a Saturday recently. The line up was pretty good as far as regulars go. Cayenne, Erica, Leah, Ruby, Cameron and more were in the house. I had…

Let me start out by saying the club is beautiful. Well laid out and comfortable. And the girls are beautiful. But this is supposed to be a nude club. NUDE, as in…

I have been going to Red Parrot for many many years. I really haven't been going many times in recent years so I decided to give it a shot during the week on a Tuesday.…

It's been a few months since my visit, but since I never left a review I thought I'd do it now. I've been to this club 3 or 4 times in the last couple years…

Was on my way to baby dolls when I decided to just drive by the old cabaret royale and see what has or has not changed. Got there about 6 and paid a stupid high…

I visited Dreamer Girls on a Tuesday afternoon around 3pm. Based on the sign outside the club, it is now called Club 137. The entrance is through a door on the side of…

I visited this club on a Friday evening and had a great time. I got there around 6 and bought me a beer and watched the rotation. After seeing two girls, I decided to tip…

Stopped by on a Sunday night to watch the game. The set up is your typical bar with a couple TV’s. Real cool crowd. Businessmen to locals. There were 3-4 Latinas working. Nice bodies with…

Very comfortable club with decent chairs scattered about with accommodating staff and pleasant servers. Met a tall server here named Savannah who caught me staring at her beauty a few times but was used to…

I used to visit this club semi-regularly a couple of years back. I was in the general area for business, so I decided to give it a shot. The club is located in an industrial…

I've already reviewed a few times, nothing about he bar has changed lately. Two poles with a bar all the way around them. Dancers still come around and try to get 3 dollars out of…

I’ve been here a few times, finally deciding to write a review. I’ve seen some really pretty women at this club. They have a wide variety to fit most any prefereance. I spent most my time at…

The Ballpark is the kind of the place where you hope no body sees your car. It’s right off 13 and has decent parking. When you go in your are very under whelmed by the…

It's been over a year since I've been to Diosa because I really wasn't getting any mileage out of my buck. But I saw that they had some girls on Insta now which piqued my…

Okay, walking into this club I was honestly surprised at how nice it is. Most of the other clubs in Louisville have some age on them and need an upgrade. This place was…

I know sat. night is not the best or optimum time to visit the playhouse, but I stopped in anyway around 9PM and immediately realized it would be Cayenne or watch Alabama…

My buddy and I were in town for the Cowboys Monday night game and decided to visit this place. Walked in and paid $7 cover at the front then walked in and found seating near…