Reviews

It was a slow Tuesday night. There were about 6 girls available. They were all fine, nothing terrible, and nothing great. I would have gotten a dance from any of them. They said…

Arrived around 2 pm. Parking lot seemed safe right off busy street. Entered got patted down by security guy no entrance fee. Bar has been described a million times but it’s probably one of the…

A typical Monday night in HK. The place was rocking. Looked like about 70 putas of all shapes and sizes, and 50 mongers. I had a double room in Hotel Cascadas. Because I submitted my…

Second time here, first time I came on a Thursday and had a blast...this club is a long ways away from the city, definitely out of the way, but worth it for me to come…

My partner and I rolled into Knockouts technically early Saturday morning, just after midnight following a Friday night out. First surprise was the parking situation – $5 to park in their lot, which I honestly…

It was s saturday night, Showed up at Ricks first but it was very slow so decided to try this club instead. There was valet parking available but plenty of street parking close by too.Valet was…

It’s Mr. World Wide back again with a real review! If you know anything about me, you know ima right the review on my way home from the club! So where to start, first this…

Made a visit to the Playhouse last week. We all know the deal, if you have ever read a review here. Club is a small, pink building on Route 130 in Burlington next…

First timer. Just a few cars in a large lot, no attendant. Drove through a sketchy part of Akron to get here. This area is decent. No cover before 5. I thought I was the…

Was in Chicago on work and this seems like one of the few places in city proper itself. I’m sort of an interesting area - upscale shopping area immediately across from a Whole Foods, so…

Toxicas is a solid rebrand and redo of Cheetas, much nicer and friendlier! I walked in and was greeted by a girl at the door behind the counter. $5 cover (3:30…

I started the evening by stopping at Centerfolds which was crowded and about 3 guys for every girl. There were a couple of playoff games on and it was near impossible to get any…

It seems my business travels always have me checking out clubs on a Sunday evening. Not exactly prime time I know. And this trip was no exception. I got to Good Guys on a Sunday…

I was told by a customer at Dandy Dan’s that this place has much better talents so I ended up here after Saturday midnight. Place: This place is at Cherry Creek, a rich community near downtown, big…

Location: This place is around 10 mins from downtown, have a parking lot with lighting and cameras. Also security stays outside sometimes, so it seems pretty safe. Place: Reached there around 11 pm. Enter the gate and paid…

They have really 2 clubs going on under same roof. One of it is full nude with 25 dollar cover charge and another one with 10 dollar cover charge. I asked the manager to let…

Stopped by PPP on a Friday for happy hour. As has been described many times, this is a dive bar that happens to have nude dancers. U shaped bar immediately when you go in the…

Decide to check this place out since my hotel was right across the street, so as far as location, I give it an 7/10. I showed up between 1130-1200, entry was $15 & there were probably…

Cover was around $30. There was a featured dancer Richelle Ryan performing twice that night. A host greets me and asks where I would like to sit. They shepherd me to that place. I arrived…

It’s been years since I’ve been to the Caddy. I used to go whenever we had a Bachelor Party and then as the weddings stopped I became a day time guy at Desires or Fantasies.…

Located in an industrial looking area east of Ybor, with Emperors and Gold Club down the street, it is easy to spot. Parking is in rear in a well-lit lot. I've never been…

Millstream Inn is located in a suburb of Baltimore on a relatively wooded road. Parking is free. I went on a Sunday afternoon, which is not my usual day, but this is what the schedule…

I've been here a few times and never disappointed. This visit was on a Saturday night, caught a shift change so I saw a good variety of dancers. All were either white or latina, mostly…

First experience with this club. Parking is well lit, $20 entrance fee and pat down, afterwards they 'buzz' you in and you walk through a door. Place is a dump! Stage in the center of…

Stopped in on a saturday around 9pm to kill some time. Long straight bar when you walk.in and few tables in back. LD room is community style with couches so limited mileage. On this saturday…

First Saturday's are usually pretty good. I got the quick pat down, paid my $20 and entered. Small circular chairs and tables in front of me. Beyond that is the stage with seating on three…

I have some really good Florida reviews I need to do, but this newly re-opened after years of closure, badly needs reviews- So I feel PL journalistic duty to get an update out here first!…

I wanted to check out a new place and this one wasn't far from where I was working so I figured I'd give it a spin. It's in a really nice neighborhood. Plenty of street…

Went on an adventure to this place after hitting up Stans (best chicken wings around). Entry fee was two drinks per person or for my group to buy a bottle which they said was cheaper.…

Hit up C-Mowe’s about a month ago. It was a nice Friday afternoon when I pulled up and they had the front door propped wide open. When you walk in you a greeted by a…

Stopped my Miss Kitty's - usually one of my favorite stops on the East Side of STL. I've been there before when it's been great - but for the past 2 Saturday nights, it's…

This place is almost worth the money every time, but this time, it was very busy, and almost no place to even sit. Decent looking chick sees me as soon as I come in the…

Went for a saturday afternoon visit- got there around 5:30, so a bit before the shift change. Parked my car and gave the valet guy the keys inside as there was no…

I've done many reviews on this club but there a few updates for those looking to frequent or stop bye. The club is located across from Jerry's Nugget and one location away from the Palomino.…

Had no expectations going in but found myself with a few hours on a rainy day last Saturday and figured with 2$ beers I was a good place as any. 8$ cover as you walk in…

Came here on a Sunday a few weeks back, hoping for some eye candy and some much needed stress relief. Paid the entry fee, I think it was $21 dollars, which includes a…

This was a Wednesday visit in the afternoon to early evening. Got there around 3pm, stayed to about 6pm. Skip to Experience, for the review. Layout: There is parking at the club, but I have no…

I stopped by Club 390 on a Thursday afternoon, and I have to say, it was a surprisingly great time. Multiple times better than my last visit. 390 has a welcoming vibe, and the staff…

Went here on a Friday night. Hadn't been to this place before and didn’t have any intention of going. . Was actually planning on hitting up another club, but I was going to an ATM…

Was bored so I arrived at 5:30pm. Cover was still $5 and they still put your ID in their system. Went to the bar and the beers were $3.50.…

Pulled into Peppermint Hippo on a random Tuesday around 2PM. No cover (God bless America) and I came for what really matters at that hour: the $2 tacos. And let me tell you, they slap.…

Pulled up to Wild Orchid a few Friday nights ago with the intention to just vibe, sip a drink, and maybe spiritually reconnect with a fake boob or two. I paid $30 to get molested…

Entered early evening - had parked in well-lit spot near a cafe, paid cover to the bouncer but sort of dark inside until my eyes adjusted, long bar with about 20 seats on lower level…

I went there with a few friends on a Friday night after dinner. Arrived around 10pm or so. We went straight to the Upper Brass ($30) as we wanted a more relaxed atmosphere.…

First-time visitor, I went three times over two weeks. Physical space: Door Girl is average, but friendly ($10 to enter). I had a ticket one night that allowed me in for free. Upon entering, you will find the…

Pulled up a few Saturday nights ago with a buddy, both of us sober enough to make bad decisions and just drunk enough to not care. Usual drill with the metal detector and pat down…

Not sure how many more trips I will be able to take, now that I am changing jobs and travel is minimal. I took this opportunity to indulge myself a bit. My rule for the…

Mid-May, Friday Evening. Started at my usual favorite, Spearmint Rhino. Bummer, SR said that they don't have free Limo service that evening. However, one hour into my stay at SR, I felt that I have…

Stopped by around 8pm on a Friday night in the summer. After paying the $20 cover I found a very empty bar with only 7-8 other patrons inside. There was always one dancer on stage…

Walked up the stairs and through the door around 10:30PM on a Friday. Paid $20 cover charge (argh!), had ID scanned (argh!), got wanded. Turned a corner and walked another 20 feet into the main…

After a long string of disappointing visits to New England clubs I have become very disillusioned with the scene in the Northeast and United States in general. I read the reviews on TUSCL, did my…

Perfunctory quarterly visits I get a satisfactory result every 3 times. This one wasn’t but there still is an allure to the club. For one the dancers are more enthusiastic, and you won’t wait…

Thursday Night Free parking in ample parking lot Scan ID and pat down when enter Use website roll call for $10 admission that comes with drink, without usually $22+ for night (but no drink minimum) Overall place is still…

Visited on a wens afternoon around 5-6pm , really close to the 7 train in sunnyside. Discreet entrance. Entered no cover probably due to it being so early. There’s a stage in the middle and…

Context: Another visit to my CF club. Arrive about 8.40, bailed at 11.20 when it was clear that the dancer I desired wasn’t available anytime soon. . Location: Very rural, middle of nowhere, East of Edinboro. Not having…

Once while there’s that urge to try something new. Initially I got off I-5 north, went over the hill, around the bend to Lakecity Way. Went past Pandora’s and hit up Dick’s…

Went after work on Monday, around 7pm. Paid the cover to get in (forgot the exact price, believe was $10) and needed to buy drink, no alcohol. Saw about 6 or so dancers, but very…

Welp, it's been a while since my last review, so I figured I'd post a brief update to let potential patrons know what the Palace is hitting for these days. First, there have been a…

This was my second time at Bourbon Street, this time on a Wednesday evening. The place is hidden behind a McDonalds when you're driving up to it, and felt safe with their designated parking…

Oasis is easy to get to off 95. Like my last review it can be hit or miss. I was there early Saturday and it was dead. This time I came at…

Late Friday night visit last month was even more crowded than April visit. I had to park 40 yds. further away behind ANOTHER closed building. Hoofing it over, got customary wand screen, cover $15 with…

Had a night to myself and was trying to figure out where to go in Miami as a solo PL but didn’t want it to be too late. Made a last second decision to go…

Have driven by this place during my travels many times and always wondered what it was like. Was finally in the area for a weekend and decided it was time to see if what I…

The White House is one of Auckland's longest-established clubs. It is a spacious former Masonic lodge, and it takes full advantage of the large space: a stage with a full curtain, a catwalk down the…

This review covers a couple of Friday nights in the last two months. Hurley has a wild history but has fallen on hard times. On one Friday night there were only two clubs…

Nothing new to report on the physical aspects of the building. Parking lot is too small, can't see shit when you first walk in if you arrive before dark. First shot is free before 7…

I keep returning to this place when I’m in the ATL. Familiarity is the attraction or maybe I’m just lazy. Early afternoon visit. Large parking area with no attendant or parking fee.…

Dancer count tends to pick up in ATL during the summer in my experience. So I tend to be more active this time of year. I got some action from some dancers I either never…

I decided to check Gallagher's out again after seeing some positive recent reviews, and while I’m sure those experiences were genuine, I genuinely had a terrible time there. I tried to set myself up for…

I once called Rick's my favorite weeknight place. But it's been like six months since I visited this club. Or any club, actually. The last time I visited it was shortly after they started serving…

Back in town and I decided to give Cover Girls a second try. I parked on the side of the building, in front of one of the statues. This time around they had an attendant…

Dancer count tends to pick up in ATL during the summer in my experience. So I tend to be more active this time of year. I got some action from some dancers I either never…

So real quick. Place has two bars, dances are 20 bucks topless and 30 nude. VIP rooms are $50 for 15 and a minimum of $100 to the dancer. I don’t think anyone cares about…

Full Nudity, Tough and Go. No Cover. I arrived with my Girlfriend to check the place out. I went to the ATM to get cash and paid the $8 fee (expected). Then the nickel and…

I normally have tried this club around 5-6 PM and it is dead. This time I did not arrive until 10 PM and it was much better. First the club details. Did not pay for parking…

So I already opined in a previous review that Flashdancers higher up has great variety but Sapphire 39 has them beat on my recent visit. Given, dances were dubiously expensive at 40$ for one and…

I decided to check out OZ for my first time going to a strip club (I went solo too). I took an uber over there around 2 pm on a Tuesday. There was nobody at…

I’ve reviewed Clancy‘s a number of times now. This place keeps getting better and better and I wanted to make sure I shared my last experience which was on a Thursday night. I’ve been coming…

This was once my favorite Providence strip club. Now I occasionally drop in to have a drink with Patti, see if anything is improving and enjoy some “entertainment” if someone piques my interest. All of the…

Driving back from an event downtown and stopped in to avoid the traffic. No sign so we had to look for the side street to turn in. Valet parking lot to the right…

I went to the House around 9:30 on a Thursday night. I was the first customer. Cover = $20 Beer = $11 …

Parking lot is not big. Plenty of parking, but it’s small front. Small side small other side and tiny back lots. Entered front and had to give my ID to bouncer and pay $21…

This was my first time visiting Oasis. I stopped by around 9:00 on a Saturday. I ended up here after not experiencing much luck at the Purple Orchid or Dream Boutique down the street. On…

Back to visit recently. Prefer afternoons, $5 cover, no valet, lighter crowds. Comfortable small club, clean, no waitresses, no booze, $5 bottled water or Red Bull. Faith almost beat me to the table. Nice enough,…

The ATF is taking some time off so I decided to spend the afternoon checking out the other three clubs. I started with the Cadillac Lounge. LOCATION The GPS address for the club is 361 Charles Street,…

Had lunch with my college roommate in New Brunswick and decided to make a short detour to the pink palace on my way back to PA. PH is on Rt 130 about 2.5…

Arrived there around 3:30PM. The parking lot was full so had to park at the overflow. Maybe I was early so they didnt charge for parking. $10 cover charge and got in after a tap…

I had not visited Good Guys in about 5 years. I stopped in on a Tuesday evening about 2 months ago. It was my third SC of the day. Good Guys was better than the…

First off, the variety here is among the best on the island. There are woman of every ethnicity, though generally built the same. Bolt-ons, tall, and fairly good lap dances on the average, 20$ each.…

The parking lot is huge and levy of spaces to park. It was $5 to park. Light pat down at the door. There was no one at the desk so I just walked in. There…

I arrived here at around 7 pm. On a Friday night. I parked in the street of this very industrial feeling neighborhood. It is a weird intersection that seemed to end at a large…

I usually go to Vivide during the day but this evening was met with a little disappointment in terms of another club I was at during rush hour. Upon deciding that the money in my…

Decided to stop by Sunday night after midnight. Parking is in the back of the club and it’s free. They have security out back so you don’t have to worry about anything happening to your…

I went around 11:00PM on a Saturday. Parking was a pain trying to find street parking since the lot next door is closed off at night now. The Cover Fee was around $10 (I didn’t…

Decided to stop by fancy’s for the first time in a long time. Club details Parking: Free gravel lot Entrance: 7 Dances: 25 VIP: Not sure, is seems like the old dance area before the expansion is some kinda room…

As much as I tell myself every time that’s it’s my last time, I caved in once again. Started off at Hank’s for their “$10 dance day,” but upon arriving, could not find anyone to…

I arrived on a Saturday night around 11:30pm decent parking could honestly use more. Walk in a door that leads into another door guess it’s a smoking area idk. You have to sign…

Baby Dolls didn't disappoint the night that I went. There are plenty of seats to sit and watch. It's nice that each girl has a shift to work around the room. (There is one main…

Place (basic, since it’s been done): On the right, dance rooms and VIP/ champagne rooms. Forward, small tables then the main stage, with 2 dancers. A mini-stage on the left and the main bar is…

After dropping people at Logan airport at 4:30 a.m., I was dreading picking them back up at 6:38 pm. Lucky me. Mechanical failure, scheduling issues, so now I am getting them at 11:15 p.m. ....in…