Reviews

I arrived around 1 pm on a Wednesday. There was no cover and about 6 other customers in the bar. I sat at the bar and ordered a beer which was a very resonable $4.50.…

I've been to a few clubs in the DC area. Yeah we all know about the rules of DC so I won't get into all that. Still I think DC has some of the best…

I drove into Brunswick, Ga looking for a place to get a burger as I was heading to Florida. It was a Friday, early evening, and the town was very busy. No parking spaces available…

I was here a few weeks ago and commented about all of the potholes in the parking lot. I was back again today after work and most of the holes had been filled in.…

Was in town on business for the week and checked out the place. Paid the cover, sat at the bar. Drinks were pretty cheap, 4 dollar domestics, 6 dollar Jack and cokes. There were several…

I hadn't been to Executive's Den in a few months, and I was able to leave work an hour early on a Friday afternoon. At first glance, I was really surprised by the overall energy in…

This is a theatre not your regular strip club. There are a number of seats in a theatre setting and a long catwalk. There is also no parking so you have to figure out parking on…

Second time up to the Vu in as many months. Wanted to try out the day shift. Walked in early afternoon around 2 ish. Pleasantly surprised to see a steady flow of hot ass walking…

Been coming here awhile and over the years developed a few CFs who kept me coming back regularly. Then about a year or two ago, ownership changed and I think 2 brothers who hate each…

I lived in Grand Rapids about 1/3 of my life so I will temper my review adding what I know about "GR." If this club was located in any city other than this it…

On the whole, I would say this club is expensive, but is probably one of the better club's by Columbus standards. I had a free entry card (go online before you come or get…

Went on a Thursday night around 9. $15 cover and they scan your ID. Then you head downstairs. The bar has lots of TVs if you want to watch a game. 3 dance options: $20 on the…

Stopped in recently when I was in the area as I haven't been back this way in a few years. Twenty dollar cover at the door. High but whatever. Drinks about 7 bucks a piece.…

I don't always choose Bogart's, but I always seem to come back. It's not a gentlemen's club so you don't have valet parking or coat check. Bogart's is a true working class dive bar…

I pull into the cinder/mud parking lot around 1:00 PM, Friday afternoon. This place is in the middle of nowhere. There was only one car and the appearance of the building made me wonder…

Bored and in search of some entertainment I stopped in to Jens Den for a visit. The parking lot was half filled.But when I went in it seemed like more cars then people. Maybe everyone…

This club has suffered in the past from a lack of customers. Often it would be nearly empty on the usual slow nights early in the week. It still has problems attracting customers in…

Like half of the reviews on TUSCL, I will start with “I was in the area and had time to kill.” So it was time for my bi-annual visit to the Centerfold, to see if…

I came in for first time in a long time. Was a little slow at 9pm but picked up significantly by 10. Most women here are spinners or near spinners. Almost all woc, often wearing…

I was in Hampton Roads for work end of January, as I am a couple times a year. I was bored and looking for a place to watch the Pats-Chiefs game - figures even a…

Walk in and the first thing That happens is an I.D. scan. Not cool. I hate places that do this. Some good looking girls were here this night. One that stood out above the rest…

So I got there around 9p. There was 5 other guys there and about 6 women with one dancing on the pole Sat down and noone came up to talk at all which was nice at…

I was up in the area for work and decided to drop by. It has been awhile since I have visited. I paid the $10 cover... i was there about 5:30... I guess i missed…

I saw the sign saying they needed dancers and wait staff I should have just turned around and left. Its was $10 Mondays so I thought there might be hope. I was wrong!…

Hak's is a converted Sportsbar. Billboards on 95 nearby mention Foxy Boxing, but no info about that at the club. $5 lunch special (including beer) until 1 PM, but I arrived after 1.…

After an unsatisfying time at Hak's in Wilmington, I headed up 95 to 61'st and Passyunk in Philadelphia Dancer 1 Babygirl medium/thick little sloppy full breast but droopy Dancer 2 Athena tall small top full rear…

Club was busier this day than I remember in past. 10 to 15 customers there, and 10 or so girls. Girls were pretty diverse...Pretty black girl Hazel, thick blonde Jordan, hot asian Lana,…

I decided to make my visit on Monday and Tuesday as part of a longer stay in Mexico this time to take advantage of the 80% room discount at Cascadas with the VIP card, and…

There is just something to this place that makes me come back for more. It could be that there are always at least 10+ dancers working; it could be that they walk around naked; it…

The last time I thought what a pit, how does this place stay open. Well this time was even worse. I've been visiting this club for almost 24 years, the name has changed many times…

Significantly hot girls of all varieties. Hooked up with tall brunette for a couple of audition dances and was sufficiently sold. Normal lap dance area is couches to right of bar. Paid $50 for more…

I went in on a Wed night around 10:30 pm. It opened at 8. The cover was 6 and there was one male staff and one female staff with no dancer on the stage. Yes,…

Well, this was my first visit to LD's in 5 years and not much has changed. The dancers all even though they were young and attractive for the most part they had low enthusiasm and…

I’ve been to this club on a few occasions, but the last time I visited was on a busy Saturday night 2/9. I was there to drink a bit and watch the fight with a…

Gold club is expensive with hot girls but at the end of the day it’s not worth it. Walking in at around 1 pm the club is really full due to the abundant buffet you…

The club is on a busy street, there a dunkin on opposite side and few fast food places. It is also close to I 95. There is plenty of free parking in the parking lot,…

Went in recently on a Thursday night. Printed out a pass from their website and got in for free. Had to pay the $5 And $6.25 drink fee. I would say about 12 ladies but a…

I was competing in the Race on the Base Triathlon last weekend and came into town on Friday the night before the event so I wouldn't have to get up at the crack of dawn…

I was back in Florida with a large group for an annual trip. Visited many other clubs over the weekend (will review them later) and ended up checking out Atlantis. We were heading back to…

I hadn't been to this club in a while and I hate going there on Saturday nights, but it was UFC fight night which I had missed earlier on Pay per View. Pure Gold always…

I had seen their sign on I-40 couple of times and decided to drop by there when I was passing by and didn’t have anywhere else to be. It’s probably 20 or 30 minutes…

I was traveling through again on the way to the Twin Cities and found myself lured off the highway to stop at Shooters for an hour or so. Was pleased to find everything as it…

I finally decided to check this place out. Rolled in at 6pm and paid the valet $10 ($6 plus the tip so he doesnt steal something). Let me cut to the chase. I did…

Building looked empty and there was a sign out front indicating that the property is available to rent. Closed. Closed. Closed Closed Closed Closed Empty parking lot. Nobody around Zero Zip Nada I am putting all of this in, because the…

I finally decided to check this place out. Rolled in at 6pm and paid the valet $10 ($6 plus the tip so he doesnt steal something). Let me cut to the chase. I did…

I've frequented this place a bunch of times. i usually go fri after midnight or on sat and sun. **Parking** there's ample parking around the back of the bldg it's a one way st so you'll…

I had great time with Vanessa. Brazilian athletic busty brunette excellent roaming, high mileage all for $25. I went there around 1 PM. I noticed the sugar girls with their sugar daddies. One gorgeous blonde…

Visited this place to have a little fun on a work trip. I tend to favor single or multiple song lap dances from a variety of girls, and enjoy being approached by many of the…

Went on a thursday afternoon. There were about 5 women working. There weren't too many patrons so they weren't using the stage, mostly just walking about and strutting their stuff. Laid back vibe, not too…

So my last Rockford Lingerie Shop visit was to Chantilly Lace, which like Exclusive Lingerie is a thinly disguised brothel. They have had places like this open around me every few years and as soon…

First time back at PH in a couple of months. I'll skip the generic stuff because you already know the place. I went today because I knew I'd have a free afternoon, and I've been…

I visited Red Garter in Key West on Tuesday Feb 12, 2019 from about 9:30 to 11:30 pm. This is the first club I ever did a TUSCL review on, about 2 years ago. I…

This was my first time ever going to a strip club during the day shift (and 1st time at this club) and I must say compared to late night strip clubbing that I normally do…

So I went after a stop at the motorcycle swap meet at the stock show. Free to park and quite a lot of cars in the lot for a Saturday afternoon. Inside we…

I had an unexpected 3 hour layover in the Las Vegas airport. My phone says Hustler was the closet club, and that it had three floors of entertainment. I've never been to Vegas before and…

My go to club when in town. especially good value on tuesdays when dances are discounted from 15 to 10 dollars. The rules are no touching but the girls do plenty of grinding and seems there…

I made my annual work related trip to El Paso. I stay near the airport so the cabaret is very close. I knew the drill. Brought in my own cold beer…

First time to this club. Used GPS (from my car) and found it pretty easily. The club is not in the best part of town but it actually faces a main road, do…

I've been going here on and off now and the past few months they have cracked down on the on floor extras. I guess it was getting too out of hand and the owners wanted…

As other's have said Tits has a casual vibe to it like a local bar that also has dancers. No neon or high tech glitz. You can relax and have a beer or play some…

Showed up late on a Tuesday night after a quick and uneventful stop at Colisuem. It was terrible at Colisuem. Players was double as busy. The first thing that I saw was a boxing ring…

So I decided to run in here after a day on my motorcycle. Thought it'd be nice to check out a new club. Looked good on the outside, pay cover, ID check, walked…

We went last weekend for my brother in law's birthday. Paid 40 bucks to get him on state and get the birthday dance with 2 strippers. Overall the experience was ok. Usually a 15 dollar…

I usually visit NJ clubs, but found myself in Easton on a Friday afternoon a couple of weeks ago. Decided to see if PA clubs were much different. The club is located right at a…

At 7:30 on a Wednesday evening, there's nothing going on here. A lone girl is on the stage squatting next to her friends at the side of the stage. A few girls…

The best and most attractive part of the club is the entrance where you pay your cover (I think it was $5 or $7 or whatever, but even free is too much for this place).…

The Harem‭ ‬visit 8:30‭ ‬-‭ ‬9:30.‭ Long narrow bar and long narrow stage behind it‭; ‬lots of mirrors.‭ ‬I got there at shift change but there were I think up to‭ ‬5‭…

So I visited this place for the 3rd time in my life, parked in the oddly-shaped lot, walked in and paid my $22, and sat down next to be stage and ordered my $4 diet…

This is essentially a large metal barn with a long stage and chairs and tables. You can BYOB or buy there. Some hustle, but not too much. Girls where friendly and gave value at the…

I don't know if this was an off night or maybe Ohio has clamped down on Toledo clubs, but my experience was so far off the mark from what this club used to be. It…

Walked into Lucky Devil on a Monday afternoon to get out of the cold (it was frickin snowing in Portland all of a sudden and I was on foot). The bartender greeted me by grabbing…

First visit to the Bush tonight and it was a good one. When I walked in about 9:30 pm it was a little dead, nobody dancing on stage and maybe one or two dancers in…

Walking around Portland and it was starting to snow. I was tired and cold, and happened across Mary's Club. Went in basically just for warmth. Bartender was friendly enough, and a coke was $2-3. The…

I hit Wiseguys on a Wednesday about 5:30pm or so. Walked in. Walked up to the bar and got a beer and paid the cover charge. Before my beer showed up I…

Went to the Acropolis for dinner on a Saturday night. I hate trying to get into their main parking lot right off of the highway, but made it to their little back one thankfully. $5…

After getting dinner and a show across town at the Acropolis, i made my way over to Casa Diablo around 11 on Saturday night. After a quick talk from the bouncer and giving $8 to…

I was nearby and had a little time to kill, so I walked down to Devils Point on Sunday afternoon, around 3pm or so I think. The place is fairly small (like a lot of…

I was in Myrtle beach for an annual golf trip 2/22/19. Coming from NY you can't beat the mileage. Had a dancer named Ashely who was a blond and started off with a lap dance…

Finished work early on a Wednesday and decided to drop in on the axe. No doorman was there and so entry was free. Standard of stage show was poor but then again that is not…

I have given up on my normal club and saw some good reviews of Whispers recently so I went to check it out. No cover charge, however I think its suppose to be $5. Full…

Normally I go to other COI clubs where I know I can have a bit more freedom to have fun. But recently I’ve been into watching feature dancers, and the Deja Vu chain seems to…

I had been to other clubs but this was the best place that I found to have hot Cubans .The women are pretty sexy and nice . The dancers are around 20$ and they vip…

After some months I returned to Expose one evening to find a lot of new girls. Midweek usually doesn't have a lot of girls even during the evening but this night it was fairly busy.…

I believe cover was ~$10 which included a drink, no alcohol. I got to the club around 7 pm, and it was so slooowww. There were about 6 girls there, but only a few were…

PP is at one end is a strip mall, the other end of the strip mall was a sports bar that was paxked! Parking is very well lite and felt very safe entering the…

The following is based on 3 visits (Sunday, Wednesday, and Thursday evenings) while visiting the TPA area. Location: MV is right on the Dale Marby, which is a major 6 lane (3 each direction) thoroughfare.…

If you've ever read my reviews before, you'll know that this is one of my-if not my favorite club. I say this knowing that most people will hate this club, but for my niche wants…

Needed a break from too many hours working so I thought that i would hit Wackos. Should have just raked the yard. My favorite was not that and the few dancers that were…

So I decided to stop by Bucks Wild Dallas for the first time. Bucks Wild is a full nude BYOB club in North central Dallas. The club is a single story and fairly large inside.…

Arrived Vegas on a Saturday evening and first went to the Deja Vu around 10PM but felt like the selection of dancers over there weren't as good as compared to what I've had seen at…

I live in the area and have been there a few times over the years but it had been at least two years since I had gone. Ended up going with a buddy from work…

I've been to Landing Strip before, tend to go on days off. I went on a Monday afternoon, pretty limited amount of customers (maybe 4-5 when I got there) and probably 10 or 11…

So every 3 months or so I stupidly decide to go against my better judgement and try out a club I havent visited in years. Well this month marked such an occasion. I hadnt been…

Was in Vegas with some buddy’s over the weekend. Got into an Uber and told him to take me to a different club than this one. He talked me into centerfolds. Was definitely too far…

Mons is an institution. It’s been featured in all sorts of “best of” lists and while it’s certainly not my favorite strip club in the country in the off and on years I’ve visited it…

I got there at the end of day shift and stayed for evening shift. Was there for 3 hours. Only three dancers when I came in and none I was interested in.…

Went there about 7pm. There were 3 other patrons other than myself but there were at least 7 dancers, all AA. I have been here numerous times, just never in the evening. The biggest issue…

Mermaids is one of the most memorable strip clubs I’ve ever been to and not for the best reasons. It’s a bit run down but you can tell the place was awesome sometime in the past.…

It was a cold Monday night at 11 pm. I was the only patron. Girls were all over me right away. No girls on stage, obviously. The two I talked to were okay, but very…

Have not been here in a few month and decided to come on a Monday afternoon around 4. There were a decent amount of girls probably close to 10. Saw Brianna, a…