Reviews

Eleventy bazillion reviews of this place, and nothing has changed. The building is so pink you sunglasses at night, the parking lot is plentiful, and the door is right on 130so there is still the…

Went into Torpedos for the first time in a while. Had hoped to run into a Brazilian woman I had been friendly with from a while ago, but an emergency return to Brazil has most…

I came in on a Tuesday or Wednesday evening, around 10:00. I had visited 2 clubs in Peoria and they were terrible, so I decided to make a 45 minute drive out to Kappa.…

I had read some reviews and realized within the touristy parts of New Orleans things are pretty tame. I didn't want to go out into the neighborhood areas though so decided to give this one…

I was in town for work and thought I’d stop by since I couldn’t sleep. I arrived a little bit after midnight. There were about three or four customers there probably 10 to…

Philly Airport Area- Club overview: Friday night in early summer 2025, went as a couple. Arrived at 11:00pm, $10 cover each. Brief ID look over and walk through metal detector. Free parking, but packed at…

Arrived at 3pm or so. No cover until 7. Two doors to get in, hard right to a long and narrow room. Bar surrounds a small stage (maybe 5’x5’), with a pole and a staircase…

First time hitting the Crazy Horse, got in just before 9pm and the bartender told me it was happy hour and VIP seating + 2 drinks was $20. A water itself was around $5 and…

Swung by Purple Orchid on a Thursday afternoon. The parking lot set the tone—kind of sketchy, with several guys just sitting in their cars for reasons unknown. Inside, the layout is straightforward: a square bar wrapped…

Lets just get this out of the way. I am a pathetic loser. Small Dick with too much money. This review will be graphic in nature . It is not to brag and thump my…

Free parking or inexpensive uber from downtown or Fountain Square. All one level and a big rectangle with bar and restrooms when you first walk in (after wandering down). The bar is small maybe ten…

I've stopped by Atlantis many times and always leave feeling like there is so much potential, but usually disapointed. First off the "valet" i pulled in and a dude meets me at front door to…

I dropped in on Saturday around 8 pm. It was really quiet and was beginning to second guess my decision to try this club. I ended up here by virtue of the lackluster…

Went here on a Monday night around 1030, parked at lot next door $8, then $30 cover. You have to check your phone or leave it at home, not sure why. The main stage is…

I guess I need to start with the boring stuff, so here it goes: The club is on a busy road in a somewhat decent area of Bridgeport. You can park right out front on this…

Had a rare day off and after a successful morning at the casino, I decided to visit Hank's for a little fun. For those new to Henry's, fenced in parking lot no valet. Cover is $5.…

Came here a little early before meeting up with friends, 11PMish. The line went by pretty quick but there was a $40 cover for guys. Got you a drink inside, could have also been due…

re-posting with more details: I decided to give this place a visit since I heard about it for years. Note that people wear really nice outfits (especially the men) designer type outfits though obviously not required. i've…

You walk in the door and make immediate left down a short hall to check in and pay your door fee. $5 on weeknights and $7 on weekends. As you walk in stage to the…

basics to cover and all might be already aware of but i'll post anyway. cover after 8pm was $20 bucks. it's half price off admission if you show show the guy at the door ggr's…

First time at Curves was 2 years ago while visiting a friend. Ran into a dancer named Tabby and had a great time in VIP. I just recently moved to Tucson, and went…

I stopped by Goddess Gentlemen’s Club in Baltimore on a Friday night after hearing mixed things—and honestly, it’s a solid spot if you know what to expect. The club itself is decently clean for being…

I visited Imperial for another trip. This place is just confusing. Day entry was $10, and you go upstairs to the girls. But the bathrooms are downstairs. They have two…

In town for 5 days for a small work thing and to see family and meet a new friend. Got to Chicas about 11pm on a Sunday. Paved parking was full so I circled…

After a long break from the clubs I decided to stop by on a Thursday night around 11:30pm, the parking lot was around 2/3 full. No door charge, which surprised me, perhaps because I normally…

I decided to check out the dayshift at Seductions since it had been a year since my last visit. I arrived a little after 5PM on a cloudy Monday in Atlanta. The club is…

Carnival is not a strip club, it's an adult shop with peep show booths on 130 across from Wawa. It's a non-descript building with a big parking lot... but you can't miss it because…

This is a review to compare Monday and Thursday evenings. Although the place is the same, the experience is different. I will not bother describing the club much. It's still the dump. Two…

Arrived on a Monday night and cover was $15. Parking is easy and free and this seems to be in a decent part of town. Went in and was seated near the stage…

Dropped into Rick’s on the Saturday following July 4th. Holiday weekends are always hit or miss as some of the dancers are out of town and there are fewer customers. Was charged a…

I been coming to the club for the past year. Its a little nicer than a hole in the wall. Small team of workers. About 6 or 7 total. Owner/bartender, dj/security, about 5 strippers.…

Entered Crazy Horse around 7:30 on a Friday night. Paid the $10 entry fee and bought a drink. Sat down to observe the dancers. It was my first time at Crazy Horse, so I wasn’t…

Yet another review of me trying to revisit some of my old pre-Covid stomping grounds. Stopped by around 10pm on a Saturday and place was friggin dead. Not what I remembered of this place. Maybe…

I been to Vivid a few times and usually had a good time. But this trip was not great - somebody must have thought I was some kind of high roller, bc everybody tried to…

Came in on a Thursday night. Entry was $10, drink cover was $14. There were only about three other patrons, a situation that turned into a solo by the end. Or else they were all…

I was in Phoenix for work, I had been here once before and wanted to go back. It's easy to find (thanks google) with a well lit parking lot in the front that felt safe.…

Arrived here on a Friday evening. The bouncer greeted me and opened the door, super professional and friendly. Paid the cover, I think it was 22. The staff was great as usual. You can order…

The DJ was good Music and lights were all synced which made the girls' pole dances even better. Dj will call you out if you do not tip the girls who are dancing. The lap…

Stopped by with my final 2 beers after a trip to 35 down the road. Used to come all the time but the girl I knew and had an arrangement is long gone so stopped…

First of all, this place is hard to see from the road as it is somewhat behind a small used car lot. I believe parking was 10 bucks and then cover another $15, if…

So thanks to @Ilovehotblondewhiteamericanchicks, @shailynn, @Baristafan, @cakecoma, @Rod84, @Fieldgoal1, and @PepsiMan who replied to my discussion and/or my DMs regarding my planned trip to the DTW area. After some consideration, I decided to make…

It seems like Friday’s are definitely the best day to visit Zona clubs. I checked out all three main clubs ( HK, CC & BT ), and they were all busy than their usual weekday’s…

Some basics that aren't always covered in reviews of this place. It is two clubs in one: a topless club that is open from lunch until last call (somewhere between 1:30 and 2) and…

I visited on a weekday evening around 9:00, as I was staying in a hotel on the same block. Entry was $20, coat check was free. I had a couple of beers at $15 (I…

I visited on a weekday night around 9:30, despite previous reports that it doesn't get going before midnight. I took the 7 Metro line, got off at Court Sq station and walked. Felt safe doing…

Been working in Southern California and stopped by as I was driving through. I went in not knowing anything about the club or what to expect but decided to roll the dice. Not the all…

Was in the area for work and decided to stop by before my flight out. Had some time to kill. After reading many of the community reviews of clubs in the area, decided to check…

I closed this sample tour of NYC strip clubs by visiting Rick’s for the first time around 8:30 on a Friday. The street outside is always busy so you need to not be shy about…

Back at this club after a short side-quest at Vivid a couple of days before. Visited on a weekday around 22:00. As usual, $20 cover, $12 beers and $20 dances, club room and bar room…

It had been many months since I last visited Keepers. It's conveniently located off I-95 so an easy stop when driving through the Northeast. As mentioned, the place is under complete construction/renovation - the stage…

Stopped by on Wednesday at 12:30pm. I have come to this club in the past at opening and I can say it is 100% worth to give it at least an hour for all the…

Required : 10 entrance fee paid to bartender get two non alcoholic drinks(afternoon) BYOB Rectangle bar takes up most of the room. Not a lot of room to walk around $30 per dance for 4…

OK, maybe I was a little hasty in my last review of Pink Pony. Arrived around 1:30 on a Sunday, $3 self park, no cover, light pat down. This is a LARGE club, with two…

Found myself in Philly recently on a Thursday with a free afternoon. Decided I would take a ride over to Cheerleaders. Parking easy as always in the lot right off of 95 on…

The basics, tho they’ve been covered here a million times. Big parking lot, next to a weed shop and a car wash. Plenty of parking. Up a flight of external stairs, double doors. Into a small hallway,…

Well I think this may be my first review with a morning arrival time. Had an early afternoon flight out of Ft Lauderdale but wanted to squeeze in a club visit. This would be the…

Originally from Michigan and always enjoy visiting the Detroit area clubs whenever I have a chance to get back. Was in town for a quick weekend trip. I stopped by BTs on…

The place itself was clean enough, though it lacked any real atmosphere. Think more “dim waiting room with poles” than anything sleek or immersive. Lighting was minimal—just enough red glow to make things feel like…

I came here because the word is dances are 5 bucks. I cannot believe that. I live in NYC, that's unheard of out here. Anyway, I got inside and there was a bar upstairs, I…

I’ve continued to try out other clubs in the COI area but I keep coming back to Synn. It doesn’t always have a good line up and I’m usually able to find at least…

LOCATION: - GPS address for the club is 265 N Pearl St Brockton, MA 02301 Club is right off the highway, hidden behind a gas station and pot dispensary, and in a strip mall, so it’s…

Was driving through Akron and thought I would stop in after having read from other members that the club had some renovations. The bar is now HUGE and takes up a lot of space…

I went to Cracker Jaxx at 17:15 on a Saturday. There was no cover charge. There is a $5 cover charge after 19:00. Sincweisers were $5 in twelve ounce bottles. Buckets of six domestic beers…

I went to Mettler’s Bar and Restaurant at 18:30 on a Saturday night. Parking was free in the civic center parking garage across Front Street, which is a pedestrian walkway rather than a true street.…

Let me start by saying — if you’re heading into Hong Kong Gentlemen’s Club expecting a quiet night, you’re going to be in for a hell of a surprise. I crossed into Tijuana with a…

Pasting club layout details from previous post, visit review after. Went last Saturday, details follow the club info (used from previous post). Right when you walk in there is a metal detector and then you…

The place is just a few miles from downtown, easy to get to, just go east on Washington and turn right on Southeastern, just after you cross under I70/I65. It's about 2.5 miles…

After a long boring team meeting, I just wanted to relax so I decided to stop by this place as I learned from other reviews, they have a great Monday deal. Arrived just a little…

Usually visit on a weekday, and early afternoon. There is always ample street parking across from a Dunkin. Metered by the hour, cash or charge card. Torpedo’s is about a block and a half away. Walking…

This is a combined review of two night shifts and one day shift. Baby Dolls is still one of the best clubs in the US if not the best. It is not as busy as…

This is for a review on the last day in May. I was meeting a friend from North Phx here. I stayed 7-12 or possibly one? My friend stayed…

My significant other and I went here on a Saturday night after stopping by another club first. We were less than impressed with the first club so we decided to give this place a shot.…

I went during the off season so had low expectations. I was pleasantly surprised though. The place is small but clean and comfortable. Not very busy (off season), about 10 customers and 10 dancers. One…

Looking for a new place to explore, I used TUSCL to find the closest club to me that fit several criteria. The club needed to be a nude club, one I had never visited before,…

Entered Kittens around 6:30 on a Saturday. $5 cover charge an ID check but no scan. Plenty of safe parking in the lot. In a bit of a business neighborhood. As you enter the bar…

It’s been years since I came back to this club, but traveling for work and being bored in my hotel, figured why not?! Tbh I’ve been out of the game in general for a…

So, another infrequent visit to Maidenhead and another excuse to visit The Honeypot. Although it was just after midnight on a Friday the club was almost empty of punters with about 8 girls working, mostly…

In Denver for work and had checked out reviews and decided to give Players Club a try. Went on a Saturday afternoon and don't remember any entry fee, or if there was it was…

Took A Trip To Tampa Searching For a Good Strip Club And Ybor Was My First Stop. I Went During The Afternoon Shift Roughly about 5-6 o’clock, The Parking Lot Was Pretty Empty I May…

Visited on Friday around 7:00, evening valet was set and to avoid confusion, this is where they park your car and take your keys, It’s $10. Quick walk through the metal detector and a $10…

I stopped into The Hi-Liter on a recent Saturday afternoon. I arrived around 2pm to a fairly empty parking lot (not unusual for mid July in Phoenix). Bouncer at the door but no cover…

I went to knockouts for the manny Pacquiao fight saturday night. I arrived at approximately 7:45 pm. Self parking in the back wasnt an issue as i was there early. Later on when i was…

Lou Turks is in the Essington Philly airport area. Plenty of parking in front - I took an Uber however. There was a $10 cover charge right after going through a metal detector…

I haven’t been to DV8 in a couple of years, and I’ve been seeing positive reviews for DV8, so I decided to stop in on a recent Friday. . DV8 is right next to a fast food…

I went to this club back in March on a Tuesday evening. I got to the club around 8:30 and there were about eight or so girls and just a few other patrons. All in…

Club is located in Adams county and is basically the only club for an hour away. enter through front entrance (leave through side exit) plenty of parking. 5 dollar cover, arrived around 7 30 Pm (open…

Where: Lady Godiva's When: Saturday evening from around 10PM until 1:30AM. Cover: $15 (I think? Writing this review like a cross faded Khrushchev taking notes to remember how Stalin reacted to jokes at 4am) Drinks: A…

I stopped in to Ricks Cabaret on a Friday afternoon. There is no cover charge during dayshift and no id check. As you enter there is a bar directly in front of you so…

My visit was on a Monday afternoon at 1:30 when I drove through the Hartford area. It is pretty straight forward to find the place, it’s right off highway I-91. I am always aware that…

First time in Ottawa and decided to go to Barefax. Doesn’t have good reviews but I was staying down the street so it was only a 5 minute walk from my hotel. There’s also the…

I showed up around 9:30pm on a Friday. The place is in a strip mall, and right next door is a huge adult novelty shop with the same name. I paid $22 at the door. This…

I dropped in on what turned out to be one of their "party" nights. Though this was the second time this year that I randomly attended one of their parties, I'm not sure what made…

I've been here a few times over the past few years and usually have a decent time with some decent $125 15 minute VIP dances. But not this night. Paid $16 to get in with some…

This place is right in Chinatown. It's a big place, a few floors. Looks clean enough, not sticky floors or anything. The bouncers are all over the place so you feel pretty safe. The music's…

Stopped into Scarlett’s on Friday afternoon around 2pm after striking out at Hustler Club down on the street. The bonus of Scarlett’s was they did not have a cover charge in place. Walked in and…

First time at any stripclub, the establishment is a dive, especially their upstairs. $9 cover, $5 CR fee, $10 rum and coke. My expirence was like this, tipped the girl a 5 as she walked…

Decent place, think it used to be an old warehouse. Not sure of the entry fee, one of our group paid for everyone but I'm pretty sure it was under $10 each. Beer…

I arrived around 9 PM on Friday . The place has been described countless times, but it features a small stage in the middle of a square bar where the dancers perform three-song sets,…

Ok this review is to give you a heads up on a couple of the dancers here. You already know the lay out, is just like any other club so don’t bitch about why I…

Again, I go to the Emerald. Same as before, easy to find on Clinton Hwy on the right going away from Knoxville. Plenty of parking, adequately lit, ok neighborhood. $12 to enter, ID required.…