Reviews

I checked out The Squire in Revere recently, and it was a decent experience overall. The place has that classic, old-school strip club feel—dim lights, neon signs, and a gritty vibe that kind of works…

I decided to give this place another go since my last review of it. All the plusses of my last visit still applied. Spacious parking, cheap drinks ($5 beers), no cover, no real hassle. Unlike last…

This place is absolutely underrated. Yes it is not HK but once you have experienced the hype of HK and ready to moved past that whole vibe then welcome Gold Palace ! Brief layout: the…

Swung through SI while I was driving up thru Oregon late Thursday night. The place is a little out of the way but there was plenty of parking and barely anyone in there - a…

Rolled in at about 10 pm to a packed lot, but found a spot off to the side in the gravel no man's land. The bar was pretty well packed. No cover, security just kinda…

Never in a million years would I have guessed Candy's would become that go to spot in Charlotte. Not what I will say is I wish I would have gatekept this place! Not really my…

First time visit to this club and it wasn't a planned thing. I had to go to Iron Mountain from Houghton and noticed the club as I went south. Had a little time…

I hadn’t stepped foot in here since October of last year according to my notes. Surprisingly little has changed. Building is still pink. Parking lot is still big. Enter the same door and bathrooms are…

Stopped by Jet Strip around 5pm after work to kill some time and let traffic die down. Free parking was a nice touch, and it was only $6 to get in—pretty low-key and affordable. Inside’s…

First time at the ‘downer in about 30 years! Don’t live in the area anymore and haven’t had the occasion to get here. Easy to access from the Falls and coming over from the States.…

It's been a while I visited this club. I reached there around 10.20 pm. Parking lot was more than half full. Parked in front of main entrance. somebody was leaving. Security at the door did not…

I arrived a little after 11pm on a Friday night. Club is in an industrial area and a significant distance off the street. With the adjacent businesses closed, there was plenty of parking. My first…

This is not going to be a particularly thrilling review, not much to really tell about. It’s been about a year since my last review and visit to the Sugar Shack, but a few weeks…

I wrote a review for Visions a year or so ago so this is an update to my earlier review. I went back to Visions this past Friday night, first time I've been there in…

Went in on Friday night last week after a very long absence from strip club scene. Arrived around 10:30PM and got settled after security pat down/frisking which seemed outrageous as customers in front of me…

After a successful day meeting with potential investors in Midtown, my colleague and I decided to hit up one of the clubs nearby. Sapphire's on 42? Strike one. The energy wasn't just there, and…

First time in the Houston area, I felt like I needed to how the clubs are around here. So I choose the closest one near my hotel. On the way in I did spot some…

Went to the other clubs on the same street and Synn was definitely the busiest. Rhino was dead at 11am with only 4 other guys. The girls barely walked over aside from a handful. Synn…

Quick rundown Entrance $20 after a quick wanding… stage is almost right in front of you as you walk in. The bar is to your left and there is a lap dance area right next to…

Went in to GG on Tuesday evening. It was early and the entertainment was just arriving. The building is in an industrial area and from the outside could be mistaken for being closed. Cover charge…

Went on a Wednesday night around 10:30. There was no cover (there was a paper sign that said cover on Friday and Saturday I believe). Walked through metal detector (no one monitoring), no ID check…

I've been to around 40 strip clubs in my life and this is one of my all time favorites. I first went over 10 years ago and recently returned after moving back to the area.…

Plenty of free parking in the lot. Safe place, especially during the day when I went around 2pm. There's been isolated issues at night, so be aware. No cover at the time of day I…

All I can say is wow. The place is huge and well lit at the entrance. It wasn’t busy at all when I went on a Wednesday around midnight. The front looks like it’s setup…

Ive been coming here for several years and it's my go-to to visit with friends when I'm in town. The place is clean, music is at a good volume for conversations with strippers or friends.…

Man LDs has really changed. This used to be my go to spot in Vegas but as a lot of the reviews have gotten into, it's really changed. Cover was 45 and we were told there…

Bourbon Street Wednesday, August 6, 2025, from about 6:45 PM to 7:30 PM The required description has been the same for many years: The automatic opening of a big door can be deceiving; thinking the club is…

To be honest come up this club rarely interests me. It’s in one of the oldest neighborhoods in Seattle. Area is a little rough and industrial; not my thing. And most the time when I’m…

I've been going to this spot for a few years now & it's always like the Forrest Gump line: 'Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"! In…

So part 2 to my previous review: https://tuscl.net/review/427278 The next day I woke up around noon, got some tacos from the nearby taco stand (35 pesos each), and decided to venture back into Hong Kong on…

Rhino LV has a well-deserved reputation for always having a large collection of stunning women. My visit certainly didn't disappoint in that regard - though I will say I saw far fewer 'bimbo' bodies…

Continuing my tour of the US Strip Club scene, I was in town in Memphis on Business and tried to do some pre-scouting and this seemed like the filthiest club on the roster, so I…

There is probably no reason to ever go to a strip club at 1:00 pm on a Monday, except that you might encounter a baby stripper. It turns out that many clubs put their rookie…

There is probably no reason to ever go to a strip club at 1:00 pm on a Monday, except that you might encounter a baby stripper. It turns out that many clubs put their rookie…

Went to Jiggles after a long time. Been visiting amps mostly, so this was a change in scenery. Reached at 7:30 and there was just one older person at the bar, and then 4-5 girls…

VFW Vibes – Where the Bartender Deserves Her Own Stage Pulled into what I can only describe as the spiritual cousin of a VFW, Moose Lodge, and 1970s community rec center. The parking lot was gravel,…

Place: free parking lot, when I went there was plenty of room, inside you’re greeted by a friend by desk girl that asked for ID and the entry fee, afterwards the bartender walked me to…

A Solid 7 Kinda Night I pulled up to a large brick building tucked away in an industrial no-man’s-land — the kind of place where dreams go to die, or come true, depending on how much…

First club ever for me as well as for my partner. I was scouting places in the area for an establishment I felt would be a good first option and found The Lodge to fit…

It has been a few decades since I lived in Southern California and back then, the Vietnamese Bikini Coffee shops did not exist, so when I made a recent visit to Orange County, I decided…

Had some time to kill last Tuesday and decided to stop in. When you first enter there is a coat check where you have to check your bag/coat. It was $3 to check your bag.…

I always have a fun time when I travel up to Bristol, I figured let’s write another review about it for you all. The club itself is off of some little industrial road near the…

I pull up and the parking lot is full and there are a bunch of dudes outside smoking. Was able to snag some street parking right in front though so wasn't as issue. Walked up…

I recently had the pleasure of attending Diamond Cabaret. The atmosphere was electric from the moment I walked in, with a diverse crowd eagerly awaiting a night of girls. The club itself was intimate, with…

Decided to drop by Kittens on my way into town. Parking lot had a dozen or so cars and the line up stated around 8 or so girls working. Paid the happy hour…

I frequent strip clubs but this was my first experience at an erotic massage place. I would return. Satisfying rub and tug. I had an over night layover between flights, and happened to stay at a…

Saturday afternoon, I get there around 2:30 PM or so. I have not been here in almost a year. Last two visits I had here during day shift I had fun with a latina (venezuelan…

This place is a dive. Getting through the streets to get to the club, it's pretty sketchy. Parking needs some resurrection. One Dancer no enthusiasm and no dancers working the stage. Place was dead.…

I swore to myself after my previous visit I was done with this club. One major change has ensured this time I won't be giving Lake City Vu another chance unless I read multiple positive…

Came on a weekday evening when there was a hole burning in my wallet. Was on the lookout for one particular dancer that is an IRL 10. There seems to be two, an IRL 10…

Found myself in Detroit for work and decided to make my way to LS after hearing a lot about this place. I took a 10 min uber from my hotel near the airport and…

I went on a Monday night and reached around 11 PM. The club was about 10% full, just a few guys sitting at the bars. There were around 10–15 dancers. The layout included one main…

I can see the upside. Don’t get me wrong. But I made a mistake and walked in at 12:45 am on a weekday. I think I saw about seven dancers, got two lap dances and…

It was raining and I drove 45 minutes from north chicago to get there😕. Inside it still feels like an old twin-screen movie house sticky spots near the walls, the pink color was everywhere but…

Typical Saturday. Even though the sign out front says, "Open at 11" don't even think about getting in until noon. Weekend bouncer at the door is a nice kid, but frankly, everyone is friendly here.…

La Isla is up in the hills of Medellin, about a 10 minute Uber ride from Poblado. It's the biggest gentleman's club in Colombia, with the most chicas. As you enter you are wanded and…

Arrived at 11pm. Entrance fee was $15.00 & drinks were $15 too. There were plenty of girls (30+) & they were of a higher standard than (say) Treasures. I asked about a couple of girls…

Ended up at the Squire mid week close to midnight after spending the evening at BC in Brockton. The space is large with a huge stage and multiple seating arrangements. One of the better SC…

Went to Divas on a Thursday afternoon by myself arrived around 3 pm. From reading reviews here, I knew the deal with $10 parking. So I parked on the street about half a block away. Street…

Visited on 7/26 at around 2pm when this club was having a foot fetish event. Price of entry was $65 that included entry, soft drinks and pizza. The price per 10 minutes in a vip…

SRI is my go-to in COI. I won't review the club layout or the initial costs as there are plenty of other reviews for that. I'm not in the area often, but when I'm able, I try…

This was my first time at Adult World. Went on a Friday in their 4-8pm range. Overall a chill process of parking behind fence (was very empty with just a couple of cars in the…

Arrived about 9 PM. Free parking, large lot. It's in sort of an industrial area but felt pretty safe. $15 entry. 7 bucks for a domestic beer. Monday night is $10 topless…

Gave Bucks another try after baby dolls (my favorite club in Dallas), I have a friend that lives in Dallas and loves this place. The place is OK and has good free parking, i paid…

Stopped in late Tuesday afternoon on my way through town. The crowd was pretty much like you would expect for a Tuesday afternoon. Fairly quiet, low key customers - lots of middle aged guys who…

Entry: Monday afternoon. No cover. Usual metal detector walk through. Inside the Cave: I’ve reviewed this place many times and have gone over the layout before. It’s still darker than a rat’s asshole in a coal…

PLACE: The strip club I visited in Charleston, West Virginia was dimly lit but surprisingly clean. The interior had a gritty charm, with neon lights casting a red and purple hue across the room, which made…

Stopped by the pink palace on Friday after work. Parking was very easy in large lot attached to the club. Typical crowd and typical Friday dancers. Someone caught my eye who I have not seen…

Not much going on at Doll House, so my friend and I headed over to Sins. Full lot. Had to find a spot out back. The gas station next door is now boarded up. Luckily…

Hi hi! As with my prior review; I'll be adding any additional details from my most recent visit! If you're looking for extensive club details such as prices, cleanliness, parking, etc. please check out my…

The place is on the same road as the two other clubs and as someone mentioned is the less sketchy looking of the two! Once you go inside the sketch truly begins! Luckily I didnt…

This was my first time ever going to a strip club by myself decided and I stopped by Tropical Lei in Upland on a a Sunday around 4 PM, and the place was practically…

Right in the industrial side of Providence down the street from my usual club, just a stop in to see if I could find something new. Parking here is strange as there’s no…

The place is on the same road as the two other clubs and as someone mentioned is the less sketchy looking of the two! Once you go inside the sketch truly begins! Luckily I didnt…

I’ve been hopping all around Columbus to the different clubs, and this is still the best. It is Columbus so that’s only saying so much. ARRIVAL STUFF ———————- parking is pretty plentiful. You can even park in…

I paid another visit to the famous Rhino COI. It’s my go-to club, and on occasion I like to go see if I can meet someone new that could become a regular for me.…

I stopped by Clancy's Pub for the first time on a Friday night. For those that don't know it, it's in a residential area in Bloomfield with some parking in the local neighborhood. The front…

I paid a visit to Brass Rail on the civic holiday. It was a bit slow in the afternoon, with just a few dancers and customers, just as I like. As I was enjoying my first…

Decided to stop in on a recent Wednesday to see if anything has changed. This is still the best club in the Chicago area. Unfortunately this Wednesday wasn’t as good as past visits. A good…

Was driving through Indiana last week, decided to stop in Indianapolis on Monday night and went to check out Brad’s. Got there at 8:15pm and stayed until 11pm. There was free parking in a mid-sized…

Cover: $5 Dances: depends on the dancer (read in review) Reserved tables [1st floor]: I believe they said ~$160 Reserved tables [2nd floor]: $350 Private rooms [2nd floor]: $650 I know for sure the private room is for the whole…

Purple Orchid has been described in an industrial area close to airport. Old standby for extras with two lap dance areas…. 2 private $30/4minute rooms that lock with love seats and mirrors and a large…

Place is in downtown Durham, pretty close to a lot of bars, restaurants, etc. The location is really good actually, beats the usual light industrial vibe for most SC's. You can easily walk over here…

I thought the place was clean, professional, and definately good for the money. I stayed hear on work, my flight was delayed, so I ended up getting a hotel room a short walk from this place.…

It was the last Thursday of the month so I decided to venture into fantasyland. Already knew parking in the regular lot was a no-go so I parked around the corner in the Carl…

Went to Hustlers in St. Louis on a Wednesday night while traveling. This was my first time at this club and was what I expected. The place is in a rough area, East St. Louis,…

Have’t been to this place in years. Went there with my fiancee. Well, we started out over at DOWNR which was really good. Very hot girls, very touchy just as i remembered it. She prefers…

Rolled in around 7pm on a Wednesday, so I wasn’t expecting a wild scene. Paid the $15 cover and asked the lady at the door how many dancers were working. She just said ‘I don’t…

Stopped in on a weekday afternoon, place was tucked back a ways off the main road with enough parking available. 2 door system. Rang the bell and was greeted by older woman who directed me…

I started the night after getting cash at at 7/11 near BDD. I dressed up in a nice shirt and linen pants, and headed towards BDD like I always do. At the entrance of BDD,…

First time visiting this club. Interesting setup 2 bars with a stage that runs along both of them. Dancers will strip a little at the center and then walk along the bar. If youre sitting…

I hadn't been here in about 6 months or so and unfortunately I was in town on a Wednesday night again which I think might be part of my issue with the club. I…

Another visit to Hustler Club after a few months hiatus. Went during the daytime, definitely a more relaxed vibe than night, which can be more party vibe if you’re into that thing. Me, i like…

Silver Criket is kind of a weird spot for me. Most of the dancers are not my type but the is almost always one or two that make it worth coming back for and they…

I've been taking a bit of a break in the reviews as much of the material is a bit redundant but its time to check back in and provide another review of BBD. The weather…

$20 weekend cover. You'll save a few bucks since it's BYOB. They sell mixers/soda/cups. Friendly, professional staff. Plenty of free parking in the back. Don't show up too early or too late. Don't be gross…

First time here in a long time . Stoped by because had some time to kill on an afternoon before a meeting in the area I’m from south of Detroit so not much reason to…

Early evening visit. They have a special 2 LDs for $40, 4 to 7, so I got there around 5:30. I was expecting it to be crowded and hipping, but that wasn't the…

Another afternoon at centerfolds. I will say that it was quite busy for a Wednesday to be honest. Anyway I arrive , walk in and the darkness hits. It will take a few minutes to…

I arrived at Kittens after a long flight into Seattle. If anyone's flown through SEATAC, they know it's always a mess. The bouncer did a quick pat down and then let me in.…