Reviews

After NJballa's review I thought I'd give the place a try since its not that far from me. Thursday 9:30 pm. I was looking for a quick, cheap in-and-out experience with the right…

I wanted to celebrate a little good fortune and it had been a while since I had made the rounds. I went to 4 sc in the area. Ogd was the worst of this night…

I was visiting Houston on business and had a couple hours to kill so I decided to check out the local SC scene. TUSCL reviews said this place had the best looking girls if not…

Went to Lady Godivas Friday afternoon around 4:00pm after work.I saw it by the road whiles driving.About 5 cars on the parking lot.Kept me wondering whether those were dancers or patrons.I risked it to go…

Istopped here after a successful afternoon at Greektown. Overall, the place isOK. I will say that I did not feel unsafe, but I definitely did not feel safe. Kind of on…

I had some time to kill on Tue afternoon before heading to airport for my return flight home. I really had to fight the urge to return to Cheetahs because I had had such…

This is a review of day shift for Christie's. Visit was on a Tuesday at noon. It's located in a decent part of town. South of the Arizona Mills Mall. Not really a nice area…

Came to The Rhino with some friends at around 3 am and stayed about 2 hours. I had heard a bunch of horror stories about how aggressive the girls are, how they’ll steal you’re money,…

So after a less-than-meh visit to MV's across the bay on a recent Thursday night, it took less than 20 minutes to get to Oz (traffic conspicuously missing on the bridge this late, which was…

I visited Showcase last month at around 11pm. The area may seem sketchy but it is not. The club is based in an industrial area and the parking is pretty vast but it does fill…

Ricks in my opinion is the most consistent weekend night spot in the Seattle area. It's a great club if your looking for a place to chill and watch the show for a hour and…

This is a HUGE club. I have visited a few times in the last 90 days. Cover is $20. The club has one stage down the center and 7 polls!!…

Went here on a whim on Thursday night. Place definitely had more dancers than patrons. The layout is once you enter the door girl Is to the left, paid the $10 entry and through the…

I decided to stop on my way back from the airport before checking into my hotel since I had a little free time. This was based on some recent positive reviews and I wanted…

I just went here today on a Thursday but went in the late afternoon around 2pm...(heard from 2 dancers that Thursday nights are the busiest)...to get a vip lap dance you can wait 30 mins...wtf!!!…

DDTR as its known, has often been the hottest venue in the area, with the youngest, sexiest lineups in a chill and comfortable location, but lately it's sucked donkey balls dipped in arsenic. For a…

........ and I was glad I did. The picture says it all, it’s a divey place but surprising comfortable. If dive bars are not your thing then you will likely hate it. I pulled off the…

Last night, we once again decided to pay a visit to TJ clubbing scene.First, our usual stop was HK bar, just to enjoy some eye candy (the place was packed as always). Our next brief visit…

I just moved to Toronto this week and decided to see what was available near me. The Brass Rail was the closest and seemed well reviewed so I decided to check it out. Came in from…

The allure is nudity vs. the pasties rule. You're required to become a member for $10(?) to get around the rule. The place really goes for a classy vibe. Security is wearing tuxedo-esque attire. There's…

This wasn't my first visit this month, been in a couple other times. Today seemed to me like a flashback to yesteryear - when BJ's Bar in Minneapolis still in business. Since BJ's closed December…

This is for a trip a few months ago. I arrived on a Saturday around 3 p.m. and left before 9 p.m. It was my first time to adelita's and the reviews on this site…

I had a rare two day business trip to San Diego and had the first afternoon off. I decided to make a return to one of my old haunts, Cheetahs. I lived in…

After my last visit to Staxxx a couple of months ago I have been on a Strip Club hiatus for a while. However, I got a PM from Wiffle Waffle last week that Staxxx…

I came in here on a Saturday. Of course, I was hoping to see Cream, but she was not working. I find a seat on the back bench, the one where your back is…

Back to Follies! I don't get to ATL more than a few times a year, but when I do, Follies has a place carved out of my calendar. I'm not a fan of valet and…

I kind of have mixed feelings on this place that begin with the entrance. First you have to walk a little ways from the parking lot past a nightclub where people are hanging out outside.…

In Miami for the Super Bowl and was looking for a nice place to blow off some steam. The cover for the weekend is $30 + 5 to park. When you get in a Bouncer…

Outside: Large parking lot that always seems almost full and if you can’t find a spot you can valet. Valet may not be open during the day every day. Inside downstairs level: When you walk in…

I haven't been in rhode island a few weeks so a few fellas joined me on this trip to see check out Desires. It was fairly easy to find off the highway and parking was…

Was in Portland once again to visit my daughter and had some spare time while she was at work. This club is convelicated right off Powell and just a block from the one called Hawthorne…

Came in here on a Monday, just before noon. There were two other guys at the bar, just having their drinks. I sat down, and after a few minutes, Ginger comes over.…

Made a late night PW visit. I arrived at 2 am after having some drinks at a nearby bar. As I drove down the road approaching PW I could see how full the parking lot…

Third time having been to this club. It’s... not great. I went with a buddy after going to a bar first, as there is no alcohol served here. Incidentally, there is also no dances or…

Was walking down Bourbon Street in the French Quarter when a dancer standing outside called me over. This club usually has dancer stand outside to solicit customers. She was 40-ish but very quite, really nice…

My wife and I were in Dallas once again, and we decided to go to our favorite strip club, The Lodge, for dinner. There is no cover for dinner. We were approached by a pleasant girl…

So this MV visit was suckier than my last two. It could have been that I was going later on a Thursday night (my previous visits were on quieter nights or at earlier times).…

Went yesterday around 4pm, had to take a break from the place, lol I haven’t been in a week and a half so that’s better. I did my usual routine, park across the street at…

I rolled into the parking lot in Martinsburg at 1:15 pm - right on schedule. I had been looking forward to this trip for two months so there was a lot of anticipation involved..…

So weather was nice this week and I decided to hit up good ole Bottom's Up. I have Pumma Santiago's cell so I gave her a call to see if she was working and after…

Stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon at about 2. Probably 12-15 girls working...one WOC, the rest were latina. A few spoke some English, most could only utter the phrases "Wanna dance" or Lets go tot…

Came to Scores or Lido, or whatever they want to call it. If you got an invite from Lido then you came in one entrance and if you wanted to go to Scores you…

I have not been here in a long time, because I do not allow them to scan my driver's license. They don't need all the info on my license. Only bad things can happen…

I was in Montreal for work and decided to visit Cleopatra on a Tuesday night. The last time I was in Cleopatra was in 2016. The Club is still the same in terms of infrastructure.No major renos. It…

Was in the area again and the urge set in for a stop at “The Bit” Don’t need to go into details on the place as its been mentioned many time, but think, small locals dive…

If I had to describe Allure, for me, it would be 'intimacy'. The women I've met were beautiful but not in a cookie-cutter sort of way. Everyone is relaxed and comfortable with…

Early afternoon visit, hadnt been in a while, and checked the line up ahead of time. While none of my "favorites" were working, the line up included several dancers I was familiar with, so make…

Paper Moon is a place I have visited often. I don't know why I keep going back. It used to be a fun place where I have often had fun, but lately not…

Dammit! I think I accidentally left a review for HL on Bourbon Street. Sorry if you read it on the BSC page, but just pretend you're at HiLiter and it will all make sense since…

Went on Monday night and did check the line up and saw only a few girls working. There was a light, friendly frisk at the door. The scene was relatively nice... dark, but lots of TVs…

Went on a Thursday at Avenues, usually this is the club that I go to when I am in the area. This time I arrived around 5:00 PM, I parked in the back where there…

Ok, so work brought me back to GSO as it does 3-4 times a year. This was my second trip to The Treasure Club, my first is documented on an earlier review on this…

Had some time and was in the area so I went to Angels. Was around 2:30-3pm went I stopped by. Small Parking lot in the back of the club so parking was easy. Walked in…

I went to the King’s Inn on a late Saturday afternoon about 16:00. The exterior of the building is no longer the tacky pink color. However, the inside still looks like a 1960’s dive bar.…

Was passing through The D on a Friday afternoon and decided to stop at the FC. Gave serious thought about Landing Strip instead, but, my time was limited and I went with the club I…

Took a trip to search out Kayla. A tiny thing but hot as fuck. Go in, you pay your admission to the guy above you in the window. Pro tip: go to their website &…

This was my second time to the Playhouse (but I was pretty intoxicated on my first visit, so don’t remember much). It’s farther than I’m usually willing to travel, but I heard great things and…

I've mentioned countless times about the parking & interior, so I won't go into those things. Will say the parking is quite safe (knock on wood.) I go in after a gym visit to unwind & relax.…

I arrived in the early evening, before the evening crowd arrived. I paid something like a $5 cover and bought my bottle beer, about $5, and tipped the lady. The guy at the door took…

This is by far my fav club in Chicago and in my top 5 nationally. I’ve been a patron of Atlantis for about 6 years or so and rarely disappoints. It is on…

Was in the area for the Cleveland Motorcycle Show at the IX Center, again. In my opinion this is one of the top 3 clubs in Cleveland and the other two seem to be…

Stopped by here on a Tuesday night not too long ago. Walk into a u shaped bar with 2 small elevated stages. DJ area to the right. Dance rooms in the back.…

I had a very short trip to Detroit this time around because of weather and crap-ass client. I also spend most of my time gambling, but only because I was winning. I try…

Made another quarterly trip to SoFL so I had to stop at my "guarantee" spot, the mighty Porthole for some fun! The layout has been described numerous times on here so don't come at my…

If you’ve read any of my recent reviews, you’ll know that I’m in quite the pickle. I’m an Ass Man, who currently has a CF who is a slim petite girl. Look, I can’t explain…

As expensive as locals think Flight Club is, it's still way cheaper than all city of Chicago clubs, way more friendlier, and way more extra. This includes LA/Orange County, and SF (other places that…

Was in the area and had not been to a “bikini club” in a while so decided to stop in. Not that hard to find off either of the main drags of Rt 261…

This review is a long time overdue, but I was massively sidetracked by work and the holidays. Anyway, thinking objectively, this wasn't that bad of a night, but one dance in particular made it…

Ok - Biseggi here - some of you know me. I’m a real italian NYC reviewer - and although NYC gentlemen’s clubs are often not the best - there is some potential at…

A quiet early afternoon at Scarlet Lounge. 3 dancers working, compared to 5 more often. One heavy AA, two white girls who were just a little heavy. That's better than average for an eastside dive…

On a random Thursday evening I was at a conference in Vegas. The wife tagged along and wanted to try out a strip club. Decided to take her to spearmint rhino, as a bit more…

I’m typically in town for the back half of the week and have had a good time at bogies and here. This visit had me arrive on Sunday and so I decide to venture out…

Fifth or sixth time at Desire. Went with a few buddies after a night out of drinking. When we first arrived we sat at the table all the way to the left of the stage.…

Was up in Philadelphia on business and figured I had to check this place out. The neighborhood is kind of run-down, but there was plenty of street parking nearby, and I didn't feel unsafe walking…

After multiple visits to my old hangout HiLiter with disappointing results, I decided that I had to find an alternative location for my regularly scheduled relaxation time. I read the reviews and decided to give…

Well flew into town on Sunday and after a Monday strike out at bogies decided I would give this place a try. Came in around 7pm, place was pretty dead. Bouncer didn’t charge me as…

It's been several months since I checked out P10, so I arrived Monday around 11:30am. No cover charge and no bathroom troll at this early hour, which is a plus in my book. Ordered a…

Stopped in for a visit about 2-3 weeks ago, I believe it was a Wednesday or Thursday but not positive, at around 6:30 pm. No cover was asked for from the guy sitting on…

I took an Uber to the club, so I did not have to worry about the area, parking, etc., but it looked OK to me. When I walked in a little past 8:00 pm,…

Buddy was in from out of town. He had hall pass for weekend so we decided on tits and drinks. I have come to pacers over the the last year but not on a…

I went in for the mcgregor fight. It was packed and I couldn’t believe my eyes. There were a lot of dancers very well kept sexy. The atmosphere is good not great. Some girls I…

Stopped in on a Saturday afternoon. First of all, when I got there there was a Sopranos tour bus in the parking lot. I didn't really want to go inside with a giant…

this bar is in a somewhat sketchy but safeish area near market street in Paterson. Parking is not great and I had walk about half a block. Bar is fairly large rectangle shape. I pulled…

I've been here about 6 times since my last review. So, I'm going to cover this in two parts. The first will be on my most recent visit, yesterday (Sunday) night. The…

Went back to Climaxxx after a long hiatus and it didn’t disappoint. Arrived around 1:30pm, very early, and ordered the typical $3 beer. Hot bartender. I was just enjoying a slow time, and then several…

I stoP here occasionally. The club is grand probably the best built club I have ever seen out side of Las Vegas and that includes New York City, New Jersey, California. I feel sorry for this club,…

This is really the only club on this end of Portland. I can remember a time when there were other choices (a club on Barbur that has since been restarted, the old Jiggles club…

This is an account of the second day of a two day trip to TJ that a friend of mine and I made. We spent the first day at Adelita Bar and you'll have…

It's been a while since my last HL visit so I've decided to drop by around mid-afternoon. Parking lot was fairly full which always seems to be the case. Surprisingly I was greeted…

There on a Monday evening. 8 - 11 or so. Good time, some new dances I haven't seen. Typical PDX mileage. I've described the layout before. For short version, there's a small…

I am a regular at this club, but I recently stopped by on Monday late afternoon, this is my favorite place in all of the clubs in the Chicago area. There’s a valet parking, but it…

There is a big billboard across the street that reads “$2 Tuesdays and locals get in free”. The locals free part has always been true but I stopped to see what the brand new management…

My first impression when I entered this club was, "what a strange place." It has a high ceiling and the chairs are these old things you might see in a 1970s cafeteria. They were hard…

Back to the Hitching Post, since i happened to be driving by. No id check, but a few employees at the door where you walk in. Good Saturday night crowd - not too packed and…

Made my way back to the purple orchid. Plenty of parking around the stand alone building. I entered and was waived in by the gentleman at the door on the left, and proceeded to take…

Looks like Playmates is closed, again. At J's bar, heard that the place had been sold. no idea if it will re-open as a bar/strip joint. Sort of hard to add content…

Haven’t been here in years but work brought me to the area. Not much has changed. I arrived bought my drink and waited for the parade around the stage. Was hoping to meet Sasha after…

I went to JB's Show Place around 21:25 on a Saturday night. The club is located two miles north of De Soto on US 51. The parking lot was gravel. Entering the door in the…

I will break up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Club Details III) Visit IV) Conclusion ------------ NOTES: ------------ * this is a very-long review since I haven't written a review in a good-while (at least a good-while for me) - thus…

I went to the Club Coyote at 20:45 on a Saturday night. The club is a pole barn just south of De Soto on US 51. The parking lot is gravel, and there were many…