Reviews

Text of Article: ----------------------------------- My friend was in town and we needed to kill some time before getting him to the airport. So we stopped at Vivid on Sunday at about 1:30. This was both our first time…

I visit Minneapolis a lot, but for some reason, I haven't been to this club for a couple of decades, back when it wasn't so nice. Now this is a really nice looking club. Stained…

This is true replacement to follies imo! It’s hard to capture all the moving parts at the club in one review. I spent the afternoon at club blaze and the dancers mentioned they will transition…

So I’ve been to uncle bucks before and found the girls to be less than mediocre (more later) a few weeks back I decided to give it a second try - after all anyone can…

It was a quiet night when I stopped in. I haven’t been to Fantasia in almost a year - given the turnover I’ve seen in the past I expected a new group of girls. I…

Update on Foxtails - looks like they're closing for good this Sunday, 3/21. Spoke to the manager and a couple of dancers, unsure what's going to happen with the space - I heard mixed reviews.…

Outside: Large parking lot that always seems almost full and if you can’t find a spot you can valet. Valet may not be open during the day every day. Inside downstairs level: When you walk in…

The layout hasnt changed even with the COVID stuff so won’t get into that. Every time I have visited there are always a decent amount of girls but pretty rare there is anyone that is above…

For those who have never been: If you've been to a Seattle-area strip club you could probably navigate the layout with your eyes closed - and before your eyes adjust to the dark, you…

Place is located off getting of 95 into a pretty residential area. Parking lot isn't huge its about the size of a dunkin's parking lot. In the club itself nothing really has changed other than…

So this was on a Sunday evening last month , I was not allowed to Babydolls cause I was wearing a kind of track pant , I went with similar pants before , was never…

Literally just returned from a double let down combination of Criket and Bogart's First stop Criket. Like the free parking and entry no charge, already ahead of most places. Temp check and bogus name and number…

Okay this is less of a review than an update. See my last review, it has not changed. Got word when I was in there that the owner is waiting a construction crew to finish up…

Had been quite a while since my last visit. Stopped in about 5pm.They still do offer a $4 beer. Walked in to an "open stage". Looked like about 5 customers. Eventually counted 6 entertainers. It was VERY…

The descriptions of this place are correct. Gaudy. There are always 3-4 girls working. Not counting T girls . The girls are in the back. The rooms are $30 for 15 min. $50 for 30…

My first visit to an Austin club in at least a couple of years. Got in after ten pm and the club was packed. Lots of dancers but not much dancing I could see unless…

So here in suburban Philly, the crackdown has hit pretty hard. For a while all the bars were shut down, then re-opened with a ton of restrictions, then another shutdown. Now stuff has started to open…

Decided to return to this place on a whim as I happened to be driving past after work and needed to kill some time before an event. This was my first return to a SC…

This was my favorite place in the whole world, pre-pandemic. I haven't been here in over a year. Against all better judgement I decided to pop in Saturday evening. It was…

I went with a group of four after we all discovered we had some free time on a Saturday. We uber'ed in but if you are driving you are going to be paying 10$ for…

I've been to this place several times. Atmosphere is more like a truck-stop diner than a strip club. Open 24/7 but only worth visiting in the evenings. None of the pretty girls come in in…

Stop by club 390 for the 1st time since the pandemic. I had stayed in touch with one of the dancers. She texted me to say she was working on Tuesday afternoon and that I…

Not too many reviews of NOLA clubs, so I'll try to do my bit to address that. Two general comments about NOLA clubs: 1. They are on a late schedule. Many don't open until 6, 7 or…

A worthwhile visit to the club. They still have tables around the bar you have to sit at. But that doesn’t stop the women from coming to visit you for tips after their dances on…

Walked in on Monday afternoon around 3pm. Spacious parking lot was taken up by only 6-8 cars. Went inside wearing my mask and allowed my eyes to adjust because it's dark in there compared to…

I don't know why I went back. This is a place for guys who just want to show off and throw money around and kinda are d bags IMO. The bar…

The club layout Has been reviewed many times. I'm just going to get to the issues No cover daytime. Parking was free and plentiful. Happy hour beer is $3. Bottled water was $4? Pay…

It has been a few years since I had visited Ritz. The parking lot was very well lit, they had valet and someone in a golf cart riding around the parking lot. All…

All around great club. New renovated decor with second floor VIP. Ivana is a hot server. Former dancer and well worth a look. Headed in on Tuesday evening around 8 pm. Packed with a variety of…

Haven’t been here in a long time, only reason I knew the club was open is because I hit up this black girl (Juicy Joy)that I once picked on 137th and aurora while she was…

First visit since Covid-19 has disrupted our lives. I rode past here a few times but didn’t go in. Today, I decided to stop past here after the Sixers game. There was advertisement about coming…

So after a long hiatus from this place I decided to give it a second chance. Valet $10, visited early on a Sunday so no cover. Club is as described before, it’s a nicer…

Had been a few months since I had stopped by this club and wanted to see if things had opened up since my last visit when it was limited to air dances. The club has a…

First time back to treasure since Covid. I just started going in March of last year and then the pandemic happened, so now that things are starting to get back to normal I decided to…

I think Platinum is showing a lot of promise these days. Both times I've visited they've had great talent. I've seen dancers in the 8 range on my scale but that was tops. It's a large…

Been here a few times, love it. This place has the best atmosphere of any club in Philly, very clean and professional. I also always felt safe in this area, and there's ample parking both…

Went on a Saturday evening around 9:00pm. I'm not a veteran strip club patron, so not really sure what to expect, but hoping for enough contact to leave happy. Wearing loose-fitting shorts.…

VIP fee is a $20 fee for the customer If the customer wants to pay $20 for the dancer fee - that is OPTIONAL(not required) This is a one-time fee per day Some dancers require a MINIMUM #…

I happened to be staying in Clearwater recently for a weekend get away and drove by OZ many times, they have a large gold OZ sign which is easily spotted from main road rt. 19.…

This was my first visit since Covid. I have been to Fantasia many times over the past 10 years. I try to stop by when traveling through the area. I have had some great times,…

This is a PSA with updated opening information and prices, based on my recent visit. I've benefited tremendously from this site in the past, and so figured I'd give some up-to-date information on this club. Hours: Apparently…

Figured I would add a more recent update with all the covid-ness happening. So, in Michigan, it still feels like the club is just a bar with boobs. Legends, generally has a real party vibe…

Does it tell you something that it took the girls five minutes or fewer to get ready to dance? That's right. I arrived just after 5pm one weeknight. The dancers strolled in maybe 10 minutes…

I stopped in on an early week afternoon to meet a friend.  My first visit since long before Covid.  Overall, place seems a little more polished than five years ago, staff all friendly and polite,…

Okay so I know in my last review of P10 I said I would never set foot here again. Well 15 months later I came back as I was in the neighborhood and needed to…

This is a review for those of y'all who want to know what the COVID restrictions are doing to the strip clubs in New Orleans. The strip clubs opened back up after the city's Mardi…

Went in about 9pm. Cover was $25. I had to sign a Covid warning and take a temperature but that was it. No masks in the club. It was slow. Probably only five girls working and…

FYI my first post so here I go. My friends and I are spoiled our main strip club experiences are strip clubs in TJ, Rosarito, Ensenada. Our first US Strip club was Cheetahs in San…

This will be a slightly odd review. Polekatz has been the main club I've gone to for a while, so my visit will likely be a little atypical. There is a valet, which I believe is…

This is definitely a bar with some dancing girls. The club is off behind the major road. So u have a lot of privacy going into the club. There was no cover charge or even…

Finally returned to Breathless after more than a year. It was one of the last clubs I was in pre-covid. 2 oval bars with two poles on each. Parking is great place is in an industrial area.…

(Location, Layout, Food/Drinks have not changed) Composite of three visits. I went Wednesday, Saturday, and Sunday late afternoons to sample the different dancers. LOCATION Club Desire is very accessible from I-95, located almost under an overpass. While the…

Girlfriend broke up with me, heart broken, oh well life moves on. Head to the strip club. The lot is is in this industrial area with a bunch of other stores in this complex, slow…

This review is for a visit from several months ago, but I am hoping to go back to see the same girl. The club hasn’t changed physically via several years. There are three…

Found myself downtown with some time before traffic died down, I decided to try out Tattletales again. I have not been clubbing much lately and I was looking for a good time not an…

Being fully vaccinated,I have resumed some strip club activity. Been away from this place for almost 2 years due to COVID and general dissatisfaction with price vs. delivery and inconsistent experience. Always many hot girls…

So I have been extremely careful about covid so I haven't even gone grocery shopping, let alone strip clubs. But I was stuck at the in-laws for two weeks without my wife and I was…

Status: Oasis is just barely located in the city of Doraville, and continues to struggle to stay open because of the S.O.B. (sexually oriented business) ordinance brought on by the city. The strip mall across the street…

Stopped in with a bachelor group after touring some distilleries for a night in Lexington. Did the VIP treatment and they club went above and beyond to meet our expectations. They first walked us to…

Raiders Reef or as it is better known "The Boat" is a clean large club. They are still enforcing the mask mandate but it's looser. A dancer sat with me and didn't seem…

I was near cocoa Beach so decided to hit lidos. I will share my experience But before that here are some disclaimers. -i visit clubs only in evening/night. Never visited a club before 8pm. So if…

It's been a year since I've been inside a club. Covid fear. But, now I'm vaccinated and need to put it to the test. Nothing changed about the club set up or reception upon…

Inside: First time visiting this place inside was nice, outside place nothing upscale just basic tables and chairs with a row of chairs on the outside. One small stage across the door.…

This review is for last Friday, but I have been in the club a number of times. The club charges a $3. parking lot fee for the outside host to provide security for the…

It's been awhile..... walked in through the back door. No temp check or cover or anything. Pool table is right there as you walk in and bathrooms are on the right. No seats at the bar…

I arrived around 9:30 pm, thankfully I’ve read previous reviews or I probably wouldn’t noticed the small door bell to get buzzed in. The bouncer gives a very thorough pat down than send you…

I had visited Rachels before this and already knew the reputation of Orlando Clubs. I get that I can see just as good ass at Twin Peaks or Hooters (maybe more), but I figured I…

Nice big parking lot, well lit, plenty of spots, you can also valet, which just feels wrong. $10 cover on a Saturday night, door girl was cute, but handed me two fives (instead of some 1s).…

I've come to this club many times over the last few months because OC clubs are the only ones near me that are open. This club is the one with the best variety of dancers…

Visited saturday night. Had about 10 girls working. Decent amount of diversity in the club, most of the girls are skinny as well. Music was not too loud, and a lot of girls were just…

Had not been to this place since the name/ownership change and was in the area so stopped in to see what it was now like. Parking on the north side of the street was available when…

Was in the area on business and had not been there this year, so stopped in mid-afternoon to see what was happening. Parking lot was almost empty but decided to proceed to mask up…

If you look back at previous reviews, you will find a few on here from me. I have been going to this club for more than 8 years. Usually twice a year when down…

Very few day day shift options in Columbus and talent here varies from a good selection of solid talent to a ghost town, but have had had more hits than misses. I won’t spend a lot…

I went back this week after a year of absence due to COVID, and found things upstairs to be mostly the same, but for the main and side stages enclosed in plexiglass. I didn't partake in…

Another casualty of COVID Well was in the area so stopped by this recent addition to Prince George’s county which had only recently opened in the months before the lockdowns begin. This former auto body shop…

After seeing some positive recent reviews, I decided to visit Fannie’s again for the first time since pre-COVID. While I can’t say it lived up to some of the recent reviews, it was not…

After my Saturday afternoon at Desire, I decided to schlep down the road and check out a new place. LOCATION Wonderland is located next to a porn shop and a jack shack along Allens Avenue, half a…

I went last Wednesday for the first time. I heard about it for years and dated girls that worked there but never went inside. I went around 7pm the guy at the door…

Stopped by aorund 3:30 on Friday afternoon. Never been here before and was hoping to find a way to get here. I had some quick business Downriver and knew I was going to be in…

Went in on a Saturday night when they re-opened after the shut down. They were pretty packed. That's my only challenge with this place. Many of the girls and customers have a problem keeping masks…

I went GAB last night. They have done some major remodeling on the topless side. The nude side only had a few changes. The remodeling looked fairly decent but that was the only thing that…

I made 2 stops at Cheetah Pompano. Thursday and Saturday nights last week. My first stop was late Thursday. Parking appeared abundant, but I Ubered. Cover was $10. ID checked at door The setup of the club is…

Details: Free parking; no cover, temp or ID check; had to “sign in” at the bar. The sign outside said “Masks Must Be Worn Upon Entering” – which I did – but no one…

Details: Free parking, must wear masks to enter, temperature and ID checked, $3.00 cover, had to “sign in,” bottled water at bar was $2.75, dances are $20 for normal-length songs. I visited on a Friday afternoon.…

I'll start of by saying that San Antonio is NOT a great strip club town. Didnt know this before my prolonged visit; but after some time in San Antonio, going to 4-5 different SCs, spending…

Boom Boom has had its ups and downs. Here’s my take: VIBE: Boom Boom is small. I’ve seen them post about having 15 girls... where would they fit? The bar is nice, nice display. The space is…

So, I stopped by my regular club last Friday afternoon in hopes of seeing a couple of my regular girls for some fun, only to find out that the club has re-opened now post COVID…

Visiting after a year. Other than masks upon entering and while walking around the club, the ambience appeared quite normal as before. Only the chairs adjoining the stage are removed, but you an still walk…

After signing the COVID tracing sheet and settling in, I counted nine dancers (5 to 8 appearance range) and a dozen customers. One dancer on the main stage per three song set. Polly…

My first day working. I was on the 9 am to 5 pm shift. So let’s start with the basics.... I took the LIRR from the city to Babylon, then a $10 cab. I’m a dancer so…

After leaving the G Spot I decided to stop at Lusty's. No cover (who would pay to go into this place) and beer is cheap at $2. This place is a real hole in the…

Stop by on a Wednesday night got there at about seven. There was a $15 cover charge that included a food item from the menu. The layout of the bar was the same, except for…

Got there around 1 PM. Allie was tending bar. Got a beer for $2.50 and talked to Allie for awhile. Tried to get her in VIP, but she had no one to watch the bar.…

So decided to visit this place after being gone for many years. This place is located off the frontage road next to many business. It’s hard to spot if your not looking for it. The…

Dropped by Vixens again this week just to follow up on last week’s recon mission for Advathlete. You can check out the previous Vixens review for the full story. But sufficient to say,…

Came here after the Treasure Club lineup was the worst ever. Like 10 fatties. Can’t review since I do not have anything else to report. I spent less than 30 min here (at SJ’s) for…

So it’s back open, 7 days from what their Instagram page states....however I drove by on a Sunday evening about 8 or so and saw the place abandoned. Last night I made another trip…

Got the itch to return to Club 15 to see if much had changed. Was hoping to run into a dancer who I have known in the past. Arrived about 9 pm.…

Stopped into the old dive hanks a couple Monday's ago, no temp check and 5 dollar cover.there was about a dozen patrons including myself and 6 dancers or so. Most were white and one AA…