Reviews

I went 2 different nights to club (Wed. & Fri.) nights ~ 10pm to a bit after midnight both nights. Before I get into the trip reports, first..... BOILERPLATE SHIT/ $$ FACTORS : Free parking with…

I had been here before during the evening but some traffic on the interstate lead me by after a meeting in the afternoon. It was around 2pm so I decided to see what the afternoon…

$5 cover to get in.No one was at the door but he came to find me.  I dont mind paying it except that i have to end up smelling like smokw-without a doubt the worst…

Getting there: Use GPS even if you're a local as it's tucked away in an Industrial park but when you get inside you realize why it's located where it is...it's massive inside and over heads…

Let me start out by saying I’m no virgin when it comes to strip clubs, so when I say this is one of the worst clubs, with the worst service, and the most attitude from…

I arrived at B.A. at 6:30pm on Saturday, December 18, 2021. Parking was easy as I got a spot in front of the entrance. I’ve described this club in previous reviews but have never used…

Place: $10 cover to get in. Seems pretty safe once you're in. It has two floors. The first floor is a long bar with stools. The bar and wall are about 3 feet apart, so it…

Convenient location right off I-84. Nice big bar. Usually several girls. They finally renovated the bathroom but it is just urinals and one open toilet. No stalls.…

I will try to make this review as brief, yet informative as possible. Day & Time of Visit: Wed Night around 9 pm. Border Crossing into Mexico As I have asked in the TJ Monger discussion,…

Ok, here are my notes. 4:15pm arrival on Saturday. 12/18 Parking was tight but there is a dirt lot open in back for more spots. Pat down at entrance. He's the only security in the place and…

Stopped by Saturday, the day after there Christmas party. $10 cover and in I went, it looked like the upstairs was not completely off limits but it was empty. I went down and immediately got…

Came in on a Friday afternoon around 2. They recently started up day shift on Friday. Pre Covid the club had a day shift on Friday and Saturday. Currently it’s Friday only. The club is…

Instead of a regular review this is an FYI. If the shooting this past summer didn't kill this club the events of the other night will. This place caught fire and when the Fire Department…

I know, I know. I work for Sugar’s and want to say positive things about it to drive up business. Do I get the coveted “club ad of the day” award? Anywho, I am new…

I will start this off with I was there Sept long weekend about 2 years ago. You pull up to this place and parking is terrible. I finally park and head into the club, it…

This review is a couple weeks old. I have been to Gold Room many times in the past. I stopped by after having dinner and drinks with a friend, and I hadn't been there is…

First time visitor to Ocean's on a recent Wednesday. One prior visit the place was closed. Initially I arrived around 3 pm and it was closed. So I ventured over to Polekatz in Bridgeview for…

Stopped by Cheetah's by myself on a Saturday night. It had been a while since I've been to a strip club and I was feeling frisky. Was greeted at the door by a friendly doorman, paid…

This trip has been a long time coming. I lived in Tijuana for a year over 20 years ago but that was long before I ventured into the world of strip clubs. If I had…

Returned to South Florida a couple weeks ago for fishing, and decided to hit up the Cheetah in West Palm. I had visited in July with success, and decided to visit again. I arrived at the…

The club is just beside the Hollywood Casino; tried out 4 days in a row around 3-4 PM everyday. There are generally 3-5 girls everyday, at any given time 2-5 customers. Mixed dancer types. Only beer/…

I have checked out KOD a few times in the past couple months and it is much better than I expected. You have to show your ID and they scan it before you can enter.…

Stopped by on a Saturday around 1:30PM. Parking lot was a little over half full, which translated to about 20 customers surrounding the bar. You walk in and the bathrooms are to the left, metal…

This is a review from mid-November I paid another visit to Pandoras about 2PM on a Friday. There were very few spectators at that time. I think only 3 were there There were…

I arrived about 2pm Tuesday afternoon. The club has been described many times, but here goes. $10 cover to the bartender gets you water or a soft drink. This is a BYOB club. The bartender…

I found a hidden gem I decided to take a mini vacation and signed up for some weekend classes at a museum in Baltimore, a four hour drive away. I figured since I didn't know…

I made a trip to Bogarts hoping to see some new dancers. The basics info. on this club free parking, no valet. $5 cover during the day be sure to ask for a free pass…

Made it in to club about 7:15 PM on a Saturday night. Had intended to go early and check out the steak, but work required some after hours festivities and I was no longer hungry…

It’s been a minute oasis! Lol I haven’t been here in forever and was debating between this club and vivide, so I said I’ll stop by. I was thinking about one of my favs at…

Arrived just as they opened, Xmas party going on today. Collected $20 at the door. Club nicely decorated for the party. Was rushed to buy drink by bar maid, $7,gave her $10, never got the…

4Play has always been known as a club with some of the best-looking girls and some of the lowest mileage. When I visited, two separate dancers told me the mileage had been going up…

Visiting Denver for the week and decided to pretend like we were not in the middle of a pandemic for a night. Figured Thursday might offer a compromise between the option to distance from loud…

Haven't been here in probably 4 years, back then it always seemed dead but the club was nice and the girls were always laid back and friendly. The physical club hasn't changed much, it's a…

I was done with work early so I figured I would stop by and check out the Mirage dayshift. I've visited this place on a Sunday night previously but never during the day. I walk…

I was at Flight Club on a Saturday night a few weeks ago. It's a decently sized club. A rectangular room with two stories, and an atrium for the center stage big enough…

Had a nice visit at the Snooty Fox. Arrived 7ish and was around a dozen girls and 3 customers. Lots of attention for the first hour or two. By 9 there were…

A couple Fridays ago I decided to run out to the Landing Strip after work. I arrived and left my car with the valet at a little after 4:00 PM. The valet's services are $7,…

Was in town for personal reasons and stopped by what used to be my favorite club 10 years ago. I visited from 2:30 to 3:00. Parking: The huge parking lot pot holes that many people mention…

Stopped in about 6:30 to this establishment. Parking lot was a little full and had to be careful not to block in someone who had pulled in the parking area almost to the fence.…

It’s pretty clear in the description, but it’s not a strip club. It is a swingers club for couples and singles. It’s actually set up as two businesses. One building, split in…

The building is a bit sketchy on the outside, and easy to miss if coming from the south. But better inside. Looks to be recently remodeled and upgraded. There are three levels…

South Hackensack, NJ. Thursday night around 1030. Industrial area changing to a suburban one. Plenty of parking. Alright area. Walk in no cover. Cool big black dude just gave me a fist pound coming in,…

No charge for parking I'm surprised at that. This place has seen better days. Walked in and was told cover is now $25. In fairness that is same as across the street at 2001. There…

I truly believe Sunrise is one of the local clubs that truly attempt to create a fun atmosphere. The girls are not as hot as the ones at Hitching Post which is just a few…

I really hate to write this review, but it is what it is… I had spent some time & money across the street at the flight club and had had a great time. When it…

Stopped by the Dollhouse at 7:30 Thursday night. The parking lot had over 20 cars in it so I figured the club must be busy, it wasn’t. I walk in the front door,…

South Hackensack. Right by the Teterboro Airport on US 46. Just before midnight. There's parking I went down a couple lots over and parked in front of a car wash place. Walk in cover is…

I went to Atlantis on a Wednesday afternoon on my way to see some family on St. Pete Beach. One big stage occupied by different individual dancers the whole time I was there. Believe Miller…

Lodi, NJ. Thursday night at around 1am. Right by Satin Dolls along I-80. Plenty of parking. There like a restaurant attached here to it. Cover was $20. Big black guy and skinny tall white guy…

I spoke too early when I last wrote about this club back in the summer. I had just gone for the first time in the fall of 2019 and thought I had found a…

Was with my ATF at Palms, and afterwards on my way home I decided to swing by Paradise to meet up with my other regular. It was around 10:15pm on a Wednesday night and the…

Cover was $15 (it's $12 before 2PM and $20 after 7 PM). Door girl asked if I wanted VIP access. I said no. Then she says, there are no lap dances allowed on the main…

AJ’s - take 2 (and 3). Take 2 - my second visit here was on a Monday night. Met an amazing girl with outstanding stage and pole skills - at least a 9/10. She sat with…

I was in the Sacramento area. I wanted to see how things were at my previous favorite, Deja Vu. I visited this club when it reopened after the pandemic but my previous visit was nowhere…

First time visiting a SC since Covid. Saw on news that LA county was enforcing mask mandate, however when I went around lunch time on Thursday the doorman did not enforced the mask rule.…

A few weeks ago at around 1:00 in the afternoon I found myself driving down Michigan Avenue, and to my amazement my car steered itself into the parking lot of the Silver Criket. "Well, as…

This review was before T-giving. This is a great venue with easy access to main roads. The area is safe and the property is in great condition. It opened as a Hustler club more than…

I made my way down after a Lookers visit. This place has been up and down over the years. I hadn't been here since pre COVID. It does serve alcohol so that's…

I was in the area and decided to take a look at old haunts. Have been here a number of times over the years, last a couple years ago. I wasn't expecting much…

I have not visited this neighborhood joint in many months. When I used to, I did so in the afternoon. The establishment is a neighborhood bar with a pool table, nothing fancy.…

Ok soo a light Friday at work and some time on my hands late afternoon. Day shift is made for working "stiffs" like me. Hit Landing Strip first then Cricket to troll for diamonds in…

My husband and I went on Saturday 12/11. There were 7 ladies dancing. All of them were absolutely fantastic however, I am definitely very fond of Lillith and Alexa. They both were very comfortable interacting…

I arrived shortly after opening on an early Monday afternoon and, if you arrive too early (i.e. before 1PM), you will most likely be sitting there caressing your bottle of beer until they finally start…

First time hitting a club here in Miami so I read a bunch of reviews and since they were decently reviewed and close by I went to BT in Doral. I first had stopped at…

Went on a Wednesday at 8:00pm just after they opened. Was looking for a few ladies I spent time with before, none were working. There were about 6 dancers, I’d rate 5 or…

The club is set back from the road, laid out to look like a country club without any green space. While the women who work here are very beautiful, that is not why I visit this…

I had not been to the SC since well before Covid and I thought I’d check it out. I know Tuesdays aren’t supposed to be one of the better club nights so my expectations were…

After my great experience last month, I came back again when I came back to town. The place is just off the main drag and you enter the parking lot to meet the attendant. Based…

The last review was 2007 and for the most part it doesn't seem like a lot has changed. It is a regular bar during the day and most nights but Thursday nights starting at 9…

I visited Sugars around 10:45pm on a Thursday night (Nov 18). I stayed for 30 minutes before heading to Pandoras; and it was a very grim 30 minutes indeed. I’m new to Seattle and this…

I was in Dallas for business and decided to try one of the Latina clubs. So, I tried Chicas Locas one weekday afternoon. Cover = $9 Beer = $6 Parking: Plenty of parking on three sides of…

I was in town for business and decided to kill some time and check out the local talent. Downtown Cabaret was only a few blocks away from my hotel so I was hopeful it was…

I visited here on a Thursday which is the special $80 for 15 minute vip dances. I entered and paid $20 dollars to enter. The door guy told me I needed to buy a drink.…

Friday night visit. I visited this place before I visited Mons across the street. I was lucky, the girl at the entrance only charged me $11 to enter after 10 pm, plus she…

First visit to treasures. Self parked in the back. Entered the main door and passed thru a metal detector. Paid $7 cover. Once inside immediately turned right and noticed the main stage is very similar…

I was at Dreamgirls at Sodo (Seattle-speak for "south of downtown") on Friday evening, December 3, 2021, between 9:15 and 10:45 p.m. Location: In the block south of the Mariners' and Seahawks' stadiums. Parking: Free, on the…

Boy have the times changed. I last visited this place about 15 - 17 years ago when the place was hopping. This time.....*yawn*. Entered the place on a Friday around 11 pm,…

This is a actually a report of 3 recent stops. I've reviewed synn before, and I don't usually write a second review. But noting that there haven't been hardly any in…

Located in a mini mall behind a Carl's Jr, its one of the few bikini and drinks places to go to in LA, and one that I'd never been to. Unfortunately, IMO its one of…

Sophie caught my attention right away. She had a good attitude, and had glasses on. Since I also had glasses it was a easy conversation starter. Very friendly, so I got a $40 dance. Nice little A-cups with…

I think I went one a Tuesday or Wednesday a couple weeks ago. Went in out of curiosity really. It doesn't fully advertise itself as a strip club until you go in. With that…

Decided to check out the place as I was in the area. Located behind a gulf gas station, you will notice signs saying 'World Famous Golden Banana' and something of the lines that we don't…

As I am getting older, the crowd of high volume Friday and Saturday nights is becoming less appealing. Thus, I have begun to wonder what my favorite clubs looked like on off nights. As my…

First time back to the Bottoms Up since all the silly covid stuff hit. Earlier this year someone reported the BU had its doors open once again but it took a while to find out…

I was in Dallas for business and decided to try a few clubs. I started with Cab East. I heard that it was a mid-level club with a good mix of dancers. …

With the club being near town center I was honestly expecting more. I went in the middle of the week so overall it wasn't very busy. There were maybe 4 or 5 other…

This is a very large place. I got there about 10:00. It was not all that busy, but there was enough action to have a good time. The club is clean and…

This is a compilation of a couple of visits to the Flame. The layout and prices haven't changed since my last reviews so I'm skipping. Was out of town for a couple of…

We arrived at cheetahs hallandaleat around 1am, we wanted to go to the one in pompano because it's smaller and more intimate but we settled for this one. This is the first time I've been…

This was my first trip to a strip club in Arizona. It was a Friday afternoon and the parking lot was almost full but I got lucky there was one spot remaining. The place is…

Disclaimer! If you want an amazing club and great experience then this club is the one to go to!! Me and two of my buddies who have never been to a strip club before until cheetahs…

I was down in the area for a night a decided to head over on a Monday night and at least watch the game if the talent wasn’t great. The club is huge and spaced…

I haven't been here in over a decade, despite it being within an hour's drive. I read a recent review that peaked my interest, had some time so I decided to try it out.…

Came in on a Thursday evening. The building is rather nondescript. It is along a “country” road. It is a tan colored concrete building. The entrance is a set out glass double doors.…

I have been to BT several times since their post-covid remodeling and it has yet to disappoint. This review is of my last visit on a Tuesday around 6-8pm. For the basics, there…

I have been wanting to visit TOTT for a while just to see what the story is. Finally had some time after the VGK game last Wednesday so I headed over. I was a little…

TL;DR: clean place, $20 entry, not enough dancers, wild VIP prices (200/400/800 for 15/30/600) Place: Went Saturday evening arriving around 11pm and left around 1230am. $20 entry with $9 drinks (non alcoholic). First club I’ve been…

I was near Jacksonville for a couple of days and decided to visit the Doll House and Sinsations on a Saturday afternoon. The Doll House was first. I walked in a little after 2pm and…

First time at Cheetah in Pompano. I arrived at about 4pm on a Thursday afternoon. Paid $2 for parking to the guy as you enter. No cover in the afternoon. $4.50 for a Coors Light.…

Stopping near Jacksonville for a couple of days, I decided to check out both the Doll House and Sinsations. Sins was my second stop. I pulled up about 4pm on cool, windy Saturday. The DJ/door…