Reviews

Manhattan, NY. Satin Dolls was closed so I went here. Came in around 1 on a tuesday night. Found parking right across the street. Walk in, friendly dude. Military no cover here. They walk me…

Went on sunday night around 10 pm the parking was closed because the lot was full but there was street parking available walked to enter they asked for vaccine card but told them it…

Entry: $43 Lap Dances: $200 for 1/2 hour in a semi private area with min drink buy of $50 ontop of the $200. Lap dances were fully nude. Full touching was allowed by every…

I visit Atlantis 2-3 times a month, but after my experience this evening with one of the dancers, I'll not return until she is gone (yes, ripped off. more on this later). Basics: Turned into…

I was in town for work and decided to hit up as many clubs as I could on my day off. First stop was Cheetah. Took a rideshare so I didn't need to deal with…

This had been my first time visiting Orlando area clubs in quite some time (years) - so having some spare time, I drove by the 2-3 clubs close to each other around Orange Blossom Trail,…

I usually wind up here on random Tuesdays because I like the quieter pace, but I was in Saturday before last and it was pretty busy. Most nights here perverts row is pretty hit…

This is two reviews. I stopped at the Bare Friday afternoon around 2:30 because my ATF texted me she was working and I texted her back and told her I'd stop by to see…

I more or less copied the club information from my prior reviews: As others have stated, it is in an industrial area but safe. There is valet parking, but there's usually plenty of self-parking in the…

I decided to take a trip to what used to be an old haunt of mine from several years ago. The layout is the same as I remember with a rectangular bar surrounding a…

I went to the Golden Horseshoe on a Wednesday night at 21:00. There was a $10 cover at the door, and you have to write your name on a sheet of paper. There is no…

Arrived at the club around 11:00 PM using one of the drop-off services. Got an ad walking around the strip and called the number to get a ride there and back. Cover was included with…

I arrived at the Ft Myers airport around 5p on a Thursday and had some time to kill before meeting friends so I hopped in the rental and headed over to check out Allure. Located…

I was up in Sussex County for work so I decided to check out Bareden, based off a rec from a coworker. He gave me the names of a few of the girls that he's…

It's been a while since I've been to SR. The last time was back in 2016 when I went with my buddies as part of a Vegas golf trip. This time around, I came by…

Stopped by on Monday night and arrived around 7pm. Inside the door you is a pool table and dart board along with a good sized J shaped bar. To the left 20’ away is a…

The club is a turquoise building, two stories tall in a rundown area of Providence along the railroad tracks and Route 6 on Sims Ave. There’s plenty of parking beside and behind the building and it…

I have been coming to Vivide for the dayshift for a few months now, and it has improved since last December (2020) when it first opened up. Improvements: 1. More girls - on Thursdays, Fridays,…

Decided to head over to Henry's on my way home about midnight, normally I go earlier and it doesn't get too busy. The parking lot was pretty full, so I was hoping this meant lots…

Made a trip to Pandora’s early on a Friday afternoon. Pay the $15 to get in and to get a Coke. For those not familiar with Seattle clubs or Pandoras in particular, the club itself…

Made a afternoon trip to Henrys to check. out the afternoon shift on the $10 dance Monday but I don't think any of these dancers do $10 dancers anymore. I entered the pot hole filled…

Paterson, NJ. Monday night about midnight. One of a fucking billion Paterson strip clubs. Parking can be a little tricky but I found some right by a hydrant and took across the street. Area seems…

The verdict is still out on Club 205... Compared to Club Rouge, this would be a disappointment aside from one dancer that stood out by the name of Ila - not sure if I should be…

Or unlike the name suggests, in this case at least due to ethnicity of the roster, você quer foder. Paterson, NJ. Monday night around 11. Right off I-80. It's at a corner building. Looks like…

Been a while since I was here and I was bored and driving by so decided what the hell. This place is hard to find unless you put it in the GPS or just know…

Had not been here since pre-covid and was in the area so decided to drop by around Thursday roughly 9:00-9:30. When you walk in there is a door girl who checks your ID and gets…

So I have reviewed this place a couple of times and in the past my reviews have evolved from the wide eyed amazement of my early foray into the hobby, to prior to the pandemic,…

On the advice of a dancer from Venom's, I tried Curves. Curves is quite definitely the place in Tucson. I live in Phoenix but all the clubs in Phoenix now are really high…

I’ve reviewed this place a few times. Always in the early AM when they have a nude waitress not dances, or once just after 11AM on a Sunday, so only 1 or 2 dancers had…

I stopped in a few days ago in the early afternoon. It has been a while since I last paid a visit. There seems to be no cover on Mondays which was a…

Never been to Nikitas and got tired of all the Charlotte clubs so I headed down there on a Thursday evening. Got there right after they opened and stayed about 2.5 hours. There were about…

I visited the Hugger Saturday night last November. Others have already described the layout of the club, so I won't go into it. No cover before 6:00pm, $5 after 6:00pm. I came towards the end…

I have only been here a few times. Good dive bar. You walk in the back door. Driveway is just dirt behind the place plenty of parking though. Just don’t pull in too far or…

I arrived at DD's a little after 8pm on a Sunday night. Apparently there is a parking fee which I avoided by taking an Uber. Cover was $10 at the door. The layout has…

I decided to visit this club on New Year's Eve after having already visited the Rhino three times during the previous couple weeks. I've been here occasionally during the past decade, with my last visit…

Until recently my CF worked as a dancer at the Flight Club in Detroit. She’s currently between gigs, so I suggested a trip to Vegas for her birthday and she agreed. We decided to go…

I'm back in town on business and hit up California Girls as it's the closest club to my hotel. I had a great time and was surprised because it was a Sunday. I actually thought…

This review is from a couple months ago. I was Down in pompano to visit a few friends and had some time to kill in the early part of the afternoon. I probably pulled in…

Last weekend was a very strange one in Phoenix. As soon as I pulled out of my driveway I could see the difference. There had to be less than half the normal traffic on the…

Heard they had made some changes and went to check it out. Small club, stage was in the middle, no pole. The pole was to the right of the main stage. No one danced on…

Decided to try this high-milage place during a busy late Sat night. I was staying in Ft Lauderdale so this was a lot closer than going to Cheetah’s Pompano. They were totally different.…

I can here for the first time during the pandemic and was having a good experience until this one dancer wanted to share my food with me, food was good but didn’t want it anymore…

Located just south of elgin on hwy 25 and out by itself in the country is BJ's. No alcohol which they inform you about when you enter. Cover was $10 when i showed…

I recently moved to San Diego so I decided it was time to try out TJ. I also tried out the trolley in San Diego and it worked perfectly for me although it takes a…

I had the afternoon to myself and was trying decide between two sure things - Playhouse or Purple Orchid. PO was more close to the route I was planning to take, and PH is such…

First review, so hope this helps people interested in this place. I'm new to the area, and I think this was the only place that was open when I was available to go (4pm on a…

Stopped in around 1130PM on a Sunday night. Was charged $5 to park and $10 each to get in. The place was loaded with talent with all the dancers very attractive. Most with fake bags…

When I arrived about 12:15 pm on a Friday things were just getting started. It appeared the dancer on stage was the first of the day. There was another dancer picking songs at…

So the night before I went to Emperor's and Doll House. This place was the shit!! This review is going to be way more story-style and less statistics than those two reviews I just…

Interesting place. Kind of small, but good quality. Female manager/super. Full nude so no alcohol. A lot of girls would actually like working at a place like this because the customers don't get…

If you are white and racist you will love this place, not a minority customer in sight. If you are not white, don't expect to be treated poorly, I didn't witness any racism here The following…

I've been traveling around not doing anything specific. I have recently been to about 3 places each in Miami, Key West, Tampa, and Daytona. This place was, normal. Both the reviews and…

I was walking around Boulder and thought this was a normal club, had no idea I was walking into a strip club. I was in a good spot financially at the time so I paid…

Had a quick hour window to spare and shot thru the PHL to see if I could get a finish. This was a Tuesday evening. We know the layout and area. Pink building off 130…

So I will start by saying that in fact, YES, on a Thursday night or really most any night of the week Chicas has over 25 dancers. I have had previous reviews rejected because someone…

In the area for some business, so I decided to stop by Rouge on a recent Saturday. I came around 11pm. Friday and Saturday 10 dollar cover all day, all other days 5 bucks. Before…

Indulge was the last club visited on my visit to the Block this Friday afternoon. It was busier than all the other bars put together with 12 ladies and ten PL’s in attendance. Three black…

Enough parking outside the place. This was my first time trying out a Full Nude club. There was decent rotation of On-stage girls interacting with the crowd (2 of the girls went all nude on stage).…

Like most Block bars, Club Harem is a long narrow place with the stage on one side, the bar in front of the stage and seats at the bar that leave only a small passage…

This seems to be one of those clubs that aspires to be more upscale than it is. The $5 cover charge is just one indicator. Why bother for $5? An attendant in the small and…

I still remember my first visit to TMC back ‘95 and I was absolutely blown away by the experience. Gorgeous club, amazing food and drinks, and absolutely stunning women. I was in the…

Well it’s happened, fort wayne has officially become the weirdest and most worthless place to visit a strip club. Place has been described. Laid back, walk in and bar to your left. 2 stages, raised…

I dropped by last wednesday afternoon around 3pm. Free parking and no entry fee, they did run me through a metal detector which was different than thet last time I was there. They…

It was about 6 on a Saturday evening. I was playing hooky after running some errands. I went in with low expectation and I guess they were met. Crossing the bridge to…

This is one of the famous Hollywood clubs mentioned in that Motley Crue song "Girls,Girls,Girls." Of the Hollywood clubs, Body Shop tends to be my favorite but I've been feeling like I should branch out…

I just left the place. I have been in this club a couple of times before. The last time was about 3 months and most girls were cuban. This time I was lucky enough to…

So I have never gone to CJ before and was hopeful that even at 3pm there would be good talent there. I was wrong, only one girl to start and she took 45 min to…

I went last Sunday, during game time, which was a rare stop for me but the Cowyboys were playing so I figured the scene would be great. At the entrance, before paying my cover,…

I stopped in Thursday before New Years around 8:30PM. There were only two dancers there, and one ended up leaving around 10:30 or so. The place was mostly dead patron wise until a group came…

There are some clubs that end up frustrating you more than relaxing you -- it's so crowded you're barely able to get a spot at the bar, the dancers you're interested in ignore you, and…

I stopped by a week before Christmas after hitting the mall to do a little shopping. In the past when I have visited Splendor on weekend afternoons, I learned not to expect to much.…

I visited the Rhino three times during my recent trip to Vegas over the winter holidays, trying to go mostly during the busier times (i.e. the weekend). While I doubt it's 100% back to pre-COVID…

The place used to be my regular before Mile High opened closer to home. I was back in the area on the Monday after New Years mid-afternnon and decided to stop by. Cover was…

So my first time at Lookers, got my ID scanned at entrance and no cover fee. Walked down the hallway and swung a left into the club. To the left is booth style with high…

I have reviewed this place before. It is really located in the middle of nowhere. The place is an adult theatre (as best I can tell catering to gay patrons) and toy store. There is…

Silver Criket is a mid-tier club located in Dearborn on US-12 towards Inkster. Physically, SC is a smaller club. Their fenced-in parking lot is located behind the building. No valet service.…

First time back at Thee Dollhouse is about 7 months. Parking lot is well lit, there may be valet parking up front, but I always park around back and walk up front for free.…

I visited Cheetah’s twice this week so this review includes both visits. The first time I came late afternoon and the second time fot the free lunch as I was in the neighborhood.…

Whoo…where do I start with this. I hadn’t been here in many years and I had some time so I decided to give it a try. It was a Tuesday night around 10 PM. After…

I visited my old favorite Southern Florida strip club Tuesday and again Friday this week. Believe it or not, it was just as crowded both days. A shock that it didnt get packed…

Arrived pretty late with a buddy after an eagles game. Paid 10 cover and we were in. Inside the place is pretty dark and dingy, but this night there was a group of couples having a…

I was in the area, so decided to swing by Spyce on a recent Friday night. The location is in the middle of the homeless population downtown. There is no parking lot, so you have…

I was driving up through Northern California one night when I had the urge to stop and relax a bit. I had happened to know about this small strip joint out in Marysville. I had…

We went around 1am on a Saturday night and there were more dancers than customers. There was no cover charge but drink prices weren't consistent. One round was $45 and the second round of the…

Stopped in here on a saturday evening around 9:30. Parking lot was well lit and did not seem sketchy. Walk in the main door, pay the door guy 10 and youre good to go in.…

Was visiting Clearwater Beach on vacation and wanted to get a lap dance while in town. I got there around 8PM and paid the $12 cover to get in and took a quick…

In town for a weekend in November and found our way here one night. Got here around 9:30ish and it was fairly slow when we arrived. Club is fairly spacious, with a few stages and…

I have gone to the 4 clubs that surround the Toronto International Airport: Locomotion, Million Dollar, Midway and Atlantis. This review is for Atantis, although I did drop into a couple of others that night.…

Been here over 10 times so I think I can empirically comment. Was there over the week and here was the line up on the day I chose to review  Leech: Only cares about their money, doesn't…

Had some time to kill so stopped in at approximately 2 pm before a flight. No cover since I have a membership, but tipped the pretty door girl. Believe cover is normally $5…

Went to Satin Dolls on a cold Saturday Night and I was surprised there were a lot of customers there. $20 door charge (no military discount) Pretty big inside and the bar surrounds a pit and…

After reading the enthusiastic reviews of Solid Gold’s much anticipated re-opening, I finally had the chance to visit on a Thursday evening in mid December, about 7:30 pm. This is one of the nicest…

This was a pretty basic visit. The setup had a about 3 actual staged and a lot more dancers working than I anticipated on a Thursday night. Disclaimer: I was actually going to visit a friend…

Stopped by Wax for the first time. When I got there it was in the afternoon. No charge for parking, altho the parking lot wasn't that big. I went inside and paid a cover charge…

Made a visit to the Bristol Club Risque location today, Friday, around 1 PM. I bounce around the Philly and Jersey clubs about once a week. I feel like Bristol Risque has been…

Went to the palace despite the threat of massive snow. The snow didnt happen! They havent had a doorman for a long time. Just insert money into the window and get buzzed in. No alcohol in the…

I came in on a Tuesday during the day to catch the vip specials. Parking lot is big and adjacent to many other businesses which is good if you are not trying to have your…

----------------------------------- Stopped in to PT’s last week on a Thursday afternoon, had been awhile… just a $10 cover charge to enter. Walked in and the place was calm, had two girls on poles, and just…

will let folks know how it has been as of late. The last time I went by on a Thursday about 9:30 they were closed, this is a when they should be open so do…

In the area again on Sunday had been to a place about 10 miles south of here. The clubs near the freeway did appear to be open, I did not stop at any of them.…