Reviews

Walked into Bliss on a Friday night and as far as customers go it was pretty dead and I got there around 11. But there were at least 10 girls. Cover was $20 no discounts…

I found myself in downtown Philadelphia at midnight on a Saturday. I don't usually love the Saturday night club scene, but it had been way too long since I'd had a chance to visit a…

I like the place.. I drank Coronas ($11+tip).. the lap dances in the main area were decent.. 0 privacy.. can be close to other patrons if crowded. Cover was around $10…

I moved to the Columbia area within the past year and finally made it out to Club Vogue. Finding the club can be a bit tricky the first time. It is a back entrance on…

As per the title, i struck out in one of the best extras club in the area. Before i start let me say i have been clubbing since i was 16 with fake ID of course,…

With Omicron being low in the spring, did a trip back to an old favorite after many years. I didn't know what to expect so visited multiple times to get a fair experience and…

Went their on a late Saturday afternoon. A good amount of guys in there for the time. There are two stages in the club, but one was open. I had a couple of red…

200$ for 40 minutes FS. Very clean and professional. They provided me a shower before and after, and she also got in the shower and cleaned off after we finished (not that there was "a…

West Palm Beach, FL. Tuesday night after midnight. Just came from Cheetah's not far away. Plenty of parking. Pat down. Walk in. Cover is $10 free military. Walk in, bar on left, center circle stage.…

West Palm Beach, FL. Just came from Monroes. Parking lot, found a spot. Walk up to the guy, he says the lot fee is $3. Walk in, cover if I remember right is $15. Military…

West Palm Beach, FL. On a WPB drive by tour. Drove up in, parking lot, found a spot. Pat frisk. Walk in, girl at the front, cover is $10 free military. Set up, one bar…

The place is not full nude and does have a full bar thats not too overpriced. Said to be the 'classiest strip club in Myrtle' -- its in North Myrtle -- and I'd…

Woof. I can imagine this club had seen better days, asses shaking all hours, the stage filled. But Today, outside is 91 degrees and inside is as cold and dead as a mortuary. 3 women,…

The club is in an industrial area, just off the 91. Seems to be next to some sober living place so a few people around, but feels totally safe. Lots of dancers (15+) at this…

Had business in New Haven and dropped to to Bridgeport for this gem of a stripper bar. During the day there is street parking within a block of the bar. The neighborhood isn’t…

Palm Beach, FL. Came up here to Palm Beach area strip club tour. First stop. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Girl at the front desk, cover is $15, free military. Walk in further. Bar on…

Rolled up to Tootsies in the early afternoon. No cover to get in, was seated near the stage by the manager. Almost immediately, a dancer came over and asked me to buy a lapdance, before…

Not much to look at from the outside but can't miss with the girls on the inside. I come out for a golf trip once a year and always stop in at Bourbons at least…

Starting with the usual. $7 valet (required) $20 cover after 7, $0 before 7 pm. Tipped the valet for good luck. There's a bathroom guy there who gives all sorts of common items, candies and…

I was back in Dallas and decided to stop in just to see if it was as reviewed before. Parking $5/Cover $12/Water and beer $7. Dances are $25 for full length songs in the box…

I arrived around 10pm on a Friday evening. Valet was available, but I chose to park in the free area. The lot is large, but a lot of it is blocked off for…

Went to lookers on a Sunday night and the place was packed. As I entered I paid a $10 cover and as I was about to enter the club the 2 girls up front said…

I've been stopping by G2000 from time to time to see how things are shaping up post-COVID. Pre-COVID, this was a hopping bar with lots of girls and customers, standing room only even on…

It's been a few months since I've been to DTC...probably about 9 months since I've been there at night. This trip was very inspiring that there are still good times to be had at this…

I was in Des Moines on work a few weeks ago and decided to make the visit to the club after reading the reviews. At the risk of boring you, let mw atart with the…

I've typically gone here late evening. So, I thought I'd give it a try around 4:40PM. The parking lot had may 10 cars, so I thought there are guys here. Well, just 2 at the…

It’s Biseggi! Everybody knows me! I’m that real deal Italian meal strip club reviewerer! Let’s try this again ok!? So this Lou Turkos charges a cover charge. Ten or twenty - dependin…

I've been this club many times this year and it's my favorite club in SoCal. Things have improved a lot since covid lockdowns ended. I only go at night and the club tends to get busy…

Went there on a Friday night and the place was not as busy as I thought it would be. The club was described before, 7$ valet, you walk in, bouncer on your left, 10 $…

I made a quick trip to Phoenix to meet with a customer. I stayed at the Marriott by the Airport. I looked for clubs that were close to the hotel and there were 4 clubs.…

Arrived at the club about 12:45PM on Tuesday, July19, 2022. There was a very unusual amount of cars in the parking lot for that time of day. I'd guess around 25. I suspected that since…

I've been to Softails numerous times when I lived in the area. This was my first visit in well over a year since I moved from the area. I went in expecting cheap drinks with…

Arrived at 10pm after bailing from the LS sad lack of talent, (unless you favor thots, plentiful). FC valet $8, and then the $25 entrance was one more sign of inflation, it's not just the…

Miami, FL. I was leaving Miami after a Marlins game and decided to on Tuesday night and decided to stop at this club to check it out. I saw it earlier in the day when…

Stopped at Sinsations on a Saturday night. Had to park out back, decent lighting but could be better. Inside the front door a girl was collecting the cover charge $10. Walk straight…

Doral, FL. Tuesday afternoon around 5, I had time before a Marlins game. This spot is right by the airport. Big time traffic coming here on the Palmetto Expressway right in front of this club.…

One Night in Portland, Part I Every time I visit the Rose City, I hit the clubs with an old friend who lives there. This year was no different. We had dinner with our respective wives,…

One Night in Portland, Part 4 Ah, the Golden Dragon. Always the last stop of the night. We got there right at 2, as the other clubs were closing, and the girls were drifting in from…

I had a unique experience with this visit. Stopped by around 11 pm and there were very few cars in the lot. Big security guy outside was chatting with someone and I could hear the…

I visited Haven Place twice within two weeks. This review combines both visits. Location: Haven Place is located in East Baltimore in a very blue-collar area. I arrived about 7:30PM on weeknights (Wed one week, then…

After spending Wednesday night at the slowest dive SC downtown, Lollipops, I ventured next door to the Grandview Live on Thursday night for a livelier experience. My dancer from Wednesday had recommended Grandview as the…

Decided to go to Double Vision when it started to cool down in order to get out of the house. Double Vision is under 5 minutes off of Exit 10, and is right on Route…

Walked thru an inoperable? metal detector (my phone didn't set it off) at the door and paid a $10 cover Wednesday at 11p. No ID check, but I look older than 21. Apparently you only…

First time here at the Lei. Based on the reviews I read I had to give it a try. Cover charge was $20 with a one drink minimum (paid $6 for a small cup of…

Went to Players Club on Sunday night around 10pm. It was less than a 10 minute drive from my downtown hotel. Parked near the front door, free parking. There were only a few cars in…

I made another trip to Paradise with the intent to just get regular dances that night. Not going to bore you with the club layout, it hasn't changed except the bathrooms were clean this time…

Been out of the country overseas for some time, and upon returning stateside, thought I would stop by some of the old haunts and see what was happening and if I recognized any familiar faces.…

I was passing through Flint early afternoon and decided to stop by Teasers. Not a local, but I have visited too many times to count in the past. I hadn't been in a…

For quite some time, Bogarts "day shift" has had the reputation of "old" entertainers.... And, some large! Regarding "night shift", I noticed that some recent reviews indicated a notable shift in "talent types". I found it intriguing…

I was considering a visit to Pandoras, and I was watching their line-up on Instagram, but the selection was pretty thin at 3pm. I was closer to Sugars, and had never visited, so I decided…

Monday afternoon, 5-6:30. It was pretty dead. More dancers than customers, and no one on the stage a lot of the time. I was hoping to see Sage. Her profile here said she'd be there,…

Visited Wed PM. Arrived at about 3PM with a little time to kill before heading to airport. Plenty of parking. $3.00 cover.$7.00 for a Mich Light bottle. I sat at the main stage. In the…

- [x] ID scanned NO - [x] Metal detector NO - [x] Pat down NO Cover: $0 Club: building on main street with a parking lot. The parking lot is adjacent to the parking lot for a dentist, acupuncturist…

- [x] ID checked NO - [x] ID scanned NO - [x] Metal detector NO - [x] Pat down NO Cover: $0 Club: building on main street with a parking lot. The parking lot is adjacent to across the street…

DAY & TIME: Got there around 00:30 on a Friday AM. Stayed until closing at about 02:30. LOCATION: It’s located about a 1/4 mile north of I-80 on US Highway 183 in Nebraska off exit 257. It’s…

This place has what is very much a dive bar vibe to it inside and out. Got there a little after 6 and parked in the lot across the street, plenty of parking there. Since…

Visited on a Wed early evening. If you have read past reviews then you are away of the club, and how it is. You should know though the club is not open on…

I get here a few times a year, but this is my first ever review. I've probably been to Bourbon Street a couple dozen times over the last 10 years. This visit was…

I was in town for work and was not really in the mood for anything too involved although I had seen that NYC has a good AMP scene I decided to settle for a strip…

I went to Jiggles first, but as usual, the 1 girl I wanted was preoccupied with a guy. Actually got a dance with a very fun, but average looking, Brazilian, but I refused the…

New to the area.. went there around 8 (10$ cover) and there weren't many customers but girls were all there already, slowly taking turns on stages and everyone is polite. Just took a coke and…

Not my first time and def not my last time at Chicas. I made the mistake of coming between 6 and 7 which is shift change. When I walked in and my eyes adjusted there…

I was in town for an event and had a few hours to kill. What better way to spend it than being a complete degenerate. After figuring out the traffic circle and my GPS, I was…

I was in town for a reunion and things had slowed down for the night. I took an Uber to the club and was greeted by the outdoor security, who asked me a couple of…

My 2nd time at this club. Bouncers said they were all packed inside and wants to be paid up front for a dance or a table. Dance was lowest $150 for 10 min. Table was…

Decided to stop in a Tuesday as i was in the area and had time to kill before a meeting. Turns out it was $2 beers, which was a nice surprise. The stage is nice…

In all of my years of mongering, I had never made it to the famed clubs of the Detroit airport area. Fortunately, on this particular trip, I had the opportunity to stop by.…

I was presently surprised when visiting Adult world in Harrisburg! On my way home from a long trip I decided to stop in and see how it was, not expecting much from the small…

Club isnt nearly as awful as described in a few reviews. I certainly didn't feel unsafe going in. There's a metal detector as you enter, but they don't have anyone manning the door, maybe…

Went to Treasure's for my first visit to a Houston club. Dances were fair at $100 for 3, and fairly decent contact. Not a whole lot of privacy since the back is set up like…

Had a chance to visit the greater Tampa area earlier in the month and decided to hit the club with an old friend from University now living in the area. He warned me it,…

The problem with the "How are the people" goes from 1-10 without any "something for everyone"... Time was tight. The club lot was almost full (not the bookstore parking lot). My expectations were diminished.…

Made a quick trip to Toronto for a seminar recently and did some research on mongering options, of which there are many. I'm not a strip club guy. Don't like the hustle and the negotiation…

Pandoras has always been the benchmark for pervs and for show watchers. I read the previous review about lower quality looks and body types and I kind of have to disagree. I think…

Found myself with nothing to do on a Monday night in Bloomington and decided to check this place out. The bouncer checked my ID and I paid him the $5 cover. It's kind…

Don't judge a book by its cover. Place looks small and skeevy on the outside but it's roomy and nicely appointed on the inside. Big bar with all the accoutrements of a full-service bar, even…

It had been a long while since I have been in here, and on a whim after a while in Oakland, CA ( San Jose clubs suck) I was back in a city i was…

This was the first strip club I went to when I turned 18 and I have been back several times over the years. It isn't the best club I've been to, but you know what…

Got here at about 6pm on a sat, so right before the 7 oclock shift change. I want to say entrance fee was $5 (cheaper before 7). Went through the metal detector. Parking lot has…

2022 March ,April ,June visits -After many times crossing the Pantheon club while driving on Michigan road and observing the parking, valet , traffic in and out the club, I decided to try this club.…

To set the customer lens correctly for the uninitiated (who might walk through the doors of this Cumberland RI establishment), Mickey's is a throwback to walking into a VFW bar in the 1970's. The only…

Well, I had a very interesting time today. In retrospect, I think there was an audition going on for a new show called "Strip Club Goes Wild", starring, you guessed it, Lusty Dancers. Everything started…

When I was a slightly younger man, I spent way too much time and money in Curves. This was about five years ago. I had some lasting memories from there, both on the main floor…

I went to Fantasy world at 3:30am on a Friday night. The cover was $15. But I printed the coupon from their website and got half off the cover charge. The club was very crowded…

I dont go to clubs often, i was driving by Albany one Thursday night, felt horny, decided to take a chance. As a matter of fact first time since Covid. Overall a very positive experience!…

This place was pretty mediocre. Came in skeptical based on the reviews here. I must say, I didn't experience any real hustles or rip-offs. That said, the girls are very straight to the point. And…

I have been to Playground a few times. I have had good experiences but never been to VIP room. The club is not very big but it is small and cozy. It has a nice…

Couples are not allowed in the back together anymore, except on Thursday nights(Couples nights), so beware if you are bringing your wife girlfriend etc etc. Subi's is a club that when it's good, its…

Wife and I went on a Friday night, was to be *wet t-shirt night* at the bikini bar so thought it would be fun. Arrived around 10 and it was packed ( $5 cover…

Preface: I’ve posted one review of a recent trip to TJ. I’ve spent a lot of time reading reviews since then. Thinking about my own previous visits - clearly without the expertise you have. I…

I had some business in Michigan which gave me a few evenings to myself. I decided to explore the local bar scene. For science of course. I had done my research. Reached…

Man. Some ups and downs on this one for my June 2022 visit. I arrived around 6pm. Parked in a strip mall nearby and walked over. Paid cover ($15?) and got a drink ticket which…

Mario’s is located just off route 395 in Webster. Last stop in MA before you cross into CT. If your on your way to Foxwoods or Mohegan to gamble coming from MA it’s a convenient…

I stopped in on a Thursday night on my way through Montana. I had a long day on the road and Teasers seemed like a good place to unwind before stopping for the night. The layout…

Stopped by after work, never been to this spot before. Thought about parking at a business nearby to save the fee, but the neighborhood isn't great, so I paid. Another 10 bucks at the door…

After reading reviews about Clancys I figured I'd give it a try. This place is easy to miss, no sign out front. Wasn't sure I was at the right place until I heard…

Things have definitely changed here over the years. I was in town visiting friends a couple of weeks ago and stopped by on a Friday night at a little past midnight. By looking…

This was my first time here since the pandemic. Tbh, at this point, if you walk into any strip club, you wouldn't be able to tell that covid still exists. And Vanity was…

I was in town for some business and didn’t have a wingman to play the regular bar scene with. I did a customary search for nearby clubs and Goldfinger’s came up as an acceptably reviewed…

First time in a strip club and Penthouse Club was a great experience. All the girls (except for one) were at least 8s and performed excellently on the main stage. Full nudity is allowed, though…