Reviews

This was my second visit to this club. It's small i side a strip mall really dark only one stage. I had a get in free coupon from there website still had to buy a…

I used to go to Synn (coi) all the time when I was single and haven’t really gone much in the past 5 years. I just went on a Thursday afternoon around 3pm. As…

Mississauga, ON. Friday night after midnight. Final stop of the night. The last review of this place is almost as far back as my account on tuscl back in 2017 so lets get a much…

Mississauga, ON. Friday night. Coporate office park area. Parking in the back lot was pretty full. Walk in, didn't see anybody at the front at all. Place was packed though hard to find a seat.…

Mississauga, ON. Friday night. Just came from Pure Gold. Commerical strip, plenty of parking. Walk in, guy in front, cover is $5. Walk in, black girl at front with a buck of ice with drinks…

This is a review comprising my last three visits to this club, all in the last two months, the first two on Sundays and the third on a Saturday. A quick rundown of the club.…

Mississauga, ON. Friday night. Commerical area, parking all around the club. Walk in, no cover, nobody at the front. Bathrooms right to the right. Layout similar to that of New Locomotion. Stage mirrored by elevated…

Mississuaga, ON. Friday night on a Toronto area strip club run. I'll call it a Greater Toronto Area run because how the fuck does anyone spell Mississuaga. Any way, commercial area, parking in front and…

The place opens up at 4PM daily. I've visited a few times, this visit seemed as normal as the others. I arrived at 4:30 on a Sunday. The club was already well populated with about…

Mississauga, ON. Friday night just came from Diamond. Parking lot was pretty full but got a spot. Commercial area. Walk in, no cover, no nothing just black bouncer greets me with a fist pump. Walk…

I visited this place on a Friday night for the first time since the Before Times, and I kind of liked what has changed. For one thing, there was a lot of talent on…

Was up in northern Florida so decided to stop by Bottoms Up in hopes that more than just a couple of dancers would be there. Tonight, it turned out that 3 dancers would be…

The Porthole Pub is a unique dive bar kind of place in northern Broward. Most dancers run in the 4-6 range at this place. However, that doesn’t mean you can’t find an occasional cute…

Went with the Fiance to check out our 1st strip club experience together. I have some experience with this club as I used to date a cocktail waitress/bar tender, and I've been a connoisseur…

Paradise City is off a long back country road at the boarder of VA and WV 30 minutes from RT 81 about 45 minutes from James Madison University. No Cell phones allowed, no smoking,…

HP is in a decent area of paterson and has a large parking lot which does tend to get quite full at busy times. I have always managed to find parking and never had…

I usually go here early on in the week, but a friend told me about a hot new dancer there named Angel, so I came in on a Friday. Great thing about this place is…

Arrived to a free deserted parking lot on the east side of the building. Even thou TUSCL states it opens at 11:30 it doesn't. It's noon with the Michigan Sunday liquor law.…

Tex Mex was my first gentleman's club to visit on my return to the valley. I parked on the side of the building short walk to the door. Paid the $5 cover charge the door…

I have visited this club a few times in the past few months, so I am combining those visits in this review. The door fee was $8.00 before 8:00 PM, and $12.00 after 8:00…

Arrived at about 1045 on Saturday night via Uber. Doorman gave quick pat down and collected $20 cover. Upon entering I found a standing spot along the wall just outside the dressing room.…

1st time to the Men's Club. The parking lot is large and well lit. Layout. As you walk in there was a $5 cover. The main bar to the right with about 10…

Stopped by Saturday around 9pm. Club is as described ad nauseam. Parking lot is enclosed in a fence -no valet. Not a ton of cars in the parking lot. Walked in and paid the…

Found myself in Detroit Friday and decided to stop by during day shift. To start, parking is in the back behind what looks like a mechanic shop. Pretty awkward because the guys working are looking…

After 4 days partying down the keys the wife crashed at 5 on Friday leaving me with an unexpected free evening. My choice was the 6:00 p.m. Poker Tourney at the casino or lap dances/no…

Hey for desert strum out there this is not a club review or scam or whatever. I'm a real person and you can DM me and read my other reviews. I've never in my 20…

Came with 2 friends of mine from NYC. $20 entry fee whichnis standard. Sat down right by the stage and ordered a round of drinks which was $40. Girls (mostly Cuban) were making the rounds as…

Was in Vegas right after Halloween, so it was pretty empty. Thought a more local spot might, "hi the spot". decided to find.... Got there around 6pm, bouncer was super chill & charged me the…

I was back in town, so this is not a shill or dupe of my review from the spring. This is an update as of early fall. Things have actually improved in some…

I visit on a Tuesday afternoon around 2:00 PM. I wait about 4 minutes for the Valet to show up, and after I pay the valet to park and enter the club. Since…

So, I have been out of the strip club game since COVID hit, but even before that, the quality of clubs and fun for your money was already declining in my area. Even during these…

Went to Imperials on a Saturday after midnight after getting wired on Vietnamese Coffee at the OC shops. Paid my $11 because homie gave me a military discount at the door. You can't drink upstairs…

Stopped by this place to see what it was all about I had a pretty okay time.When you walk in there are some chairs around the stage area the bar is on the right drinks…

I took a break from my usual haunts to go see a little eye candy. I’ve OD’d on Sugars and Pandoras so I headed to my go-to eye candy stop, the Playground Cabaret. It has…

Went there at around 11PM on a Saturday. The place itself is pretty large, but the club only really uses half of it. There's a large rectangle bar on the left side with 3 poles.…

I drove down to Mexico last weekend for a few days, wanted to check out the beach areas. Thinking about renting a house there for a month or two. Of course I had to make…

If you are a serious strip club patron you really need to visit this place at least once. It is a cross between the bordello like most of the clubs in Tijuana and a strip…

This was my 2nd visit (week apart to see how regular status changed things). Overall good, BUT arrived at 12:30 Noon with no dancers and 5 guys there. Didn’t think I’d walk into…

This is my first time visiting and the previous reviews really set the tone (thank you). The bar is on a corner in an industrial part of Paterson and parking really sucks. Street parking.…

This club is a little further away from me than the big 3 that are most reviewed on here. I’ve heard mostly good thing about it and decided to give it a whirl. Visited…

Veterans Day went in about 2:00 pm No Cover or Parking 1 drink minimum. 5$ dances. warning: don’t do commando here as the bouncer is a homo thug. Layout is 2 floors .…

Yesterday was my first time going to a strip club, and I chose Rick’ NY during the afternoon. The thought was that I could get a reasonably priced meal ($15 for 3 courses) and sneak…

I had not visited this club since before COVID. I got there before 7 so the admission was $12. If you wanted a soda cup, it was $3 extra. I don't remember paying extra for…

First review so take it easy on me! This was the first strip club i had ever been to. Went for my bachelor party and had a blast. Got dances from 4 girls, 3 dances.…

This is my favorite club in Las Vegas but I don’t get in on the weekend very often. Thought I’d write up what my Saturday visit was like since Saturdays are rare occurrence for me.…

Went here around 10pm ish. Club is certainly tucked away. Plenty of parking. Arrived to meet security/bouncer outside who checked my ID(not scanned!) and patted me down. He proceeded to ask for a tip. I…

Follow Review: I found myself back in Lexington early afternoon on veterans day. I had spent time at the tilted kilt based on a bogus review since the talent was only so so and the…

Seriously underwhelming. The only plus is that I previously visited two strip clubs in Portland and at those two (Lucky Devil, Jacks), not one girl approached in 20 min, leaving me confused as to whether…

Ring bell at top of exterior ramp. Buzzer in by doorguy. Pat-down, followed by paying cover to another guy, either at front window or bar, depending on where he happens to be seated at the…

So this was a pre birthday trip to one of my favorite places . I enjoy coming here because it’s very relaxed , you’re not pressed to get dances , it’s 95% black women ,…

This is less of a review and more of a warning. Got there around 6:00 on a Wednesday. Was met at a booth by a girl and an older guy who both shouted at me…

I returned to the cricket for a weekday afternoon visit, hoping to find the dancer that I had met a few weeks ago, luckily she was working this afternoon! I will start with the club…

First time there and was a tad nervous not knowing exactly what to expect. Hit the buzzer on the door and looked up at the camera and went inside. No one else was there from…

I was on a business trip in Toronto and decided to stop by. I knew this club offered extras and wanted to indulge. I walk in and get a beer and then sit for a…

I made my first visit to Club Alex's after leaving the nearby Boardroom Cabaret. I think I really ought to have done things in the opposite order. The parking lot was spacious but dark, and the…

Stopped in at LA while driving thru Akron. The bar is on a street that isn’t very busy near Akron U. The parking lot is on the side of the building and so…

So I went here on a whim on Saturday. Entry was $20 and the atmosphere was nice and they had decorated for halloween. If you come to clubs purely for the dances then I think…

Had not been here in several years, but had a good experience and will return. Pay attention to the directions at the end of this post if you have not been here before. I visited early afternoon…

After a disappointing trip to Buck's Platinum, I wandered over to The Trophy Club, which is the new name for Buck's Rack City. I miss the days when it was Scarlett's, but whatever. I pulled in…

Hi all, My first review, please be gentle. : ) Thanks to Mr, Johnson for pointing me this way. Because I work in the downtown area, I tend to frequent the clubs here. Been…

This was my first visit to the Boardroom, and I arrived around 10:00 on a Thursday. Thanks to the previous reviews, I knew to look for a place called Frank's and go around the…

I have been a few times, and Sylvia’s is a great stop for a very personal experience. For me the flat fee of $140 for 30 minutes of time fully nude is great. I of…

This review is for a visit in late October. First off, I love this place and I can't even explain why exactly. It's weird and quirky and laid back and friendly. I guess a welcome…

I’ve been to this place 4 times now, and every single time, there’s only been one attractive woman: Suzy. She’s about a 40-45 y.o. Brazilian with a decent cutesy face (for a milf) with…

Much like other reviews have said Fantasies hasn't changed much. It's still a bar to have a few drinks after work with a good view of what's on stage and any games going on the…

I was hanging out at a bar in Long Beach area, and on my way back home I decided to swing by Sahara Theater since the online roll-call seemed quite decent. Upon my arrival in…

Work brought me up this way this week and, being bored, I figured I would try NH's only club. Wasn't expecting much from reviews and wasn't disappointed. It was exactly fine for being the only…

The club has been described often. Bar on the left as you enter, stage is in the shape of a plane, booths around the outside, mandatory valet ($7.00) and the private dance area is…

I decided to give a couple Toledo area clubs a shot this week, and Platinum was my first stop. The club is situated in a strip mall in a fairly decent area. As has been…

I went back to check this place out and had a great time. Valet was $8. Entry was $25. About 40 girls working that night. Place is in a sketchy neighborhood but with valet and…

Same day day and evening visit of Hi Liter. This review will just encompass the daytime. This was my first PHX visit so I got advice on the numerous Liao clubs and by far the…

So got in around 5:30ish. Light pat down by the door guy and $10 to the blonde. Told me to enter the door behind me and go right until I hit the wall and then…

I returned to club blaze for the first time in months. Easy entry today the feel up weirdo wasn’t at the front door. No cover as I arrived around 4pm. Initially came in and sat…

From Ohio. Scene down here is okay, but not fantastic. Decided to head up North a bit to see what was going on after reading a few reviews from here. Seemed like my kind of…

Arrived at about 5:30PM. Ample self-parking. $5 cover, no pat down or metal detector, showed ID but I didn’t notice any scan. The club interior looks very well maintained, gentleman’s club look,…

Was in Vancouver for business a couple weeks ago. I pulled up around 8:30 PM, was only really street level parking available but got a parking spot from a couple who just pulled away as…

This visit to Desire was sandwiched between two visits on the same day to Club Fantasies plus a short stop at Wonderland. I entered around 7 pm. Don't recall there being a cover charge but…

I was at Club Fantasies on a recent Monday afternoon, left to check out two other clubs - Desire and Wonderland, and then came back. When I entered during the day around 4 pm I…

Went to this place on a Monday around 12am it was the only place open late that I could find. The club is hidden on a backstreet so you have to keep a look out…

I stopped by this club after reading of the name change and checking out their instagram post. When I walked in it looked the same as before, maybe new tables and chair setup.…

Stopped in on a late lunch break on a Friday afternoon. Only a couple of cars in the parking lot. I won't spend too much time describing the place as I feel it's…

I visited last Monday night. I was drawn in by the $10 lap dance special. The club opens at 7:00 and I arrived at 7:30. I started off concerned because you first get hit with…

I had not been back to Diamond in over a year and it hasn't really changed. It is still the same as it has always been. I will begin with the outside, I arrived…

I went to Sugar’s again (only my second visit). This time it was a cold rainy Wednesday evening around 6:30. My last visit was a Sunday night so I decided to see what the midweek…

I am not going to do an exhaustive review of layout and prices that you can find in the multitudes of detailed reviews here. But since you can only look at 1 or 2 reviews…

Let me start by saying that my review will be nowhere near as descriptive or entertaining as the Vaj's that preceded it! The club is on Charles St and eaily accessible of 95. The entrance is in…

Stopped in here late last afternoon between appointments. Haven't been here in ages and the place seems to have definitely undergone some changes. First, the curtains no longer exist in the lap dance area. When…

I went in with a couple friends who are also members. Checked us in and checked our coats at the front desk. Walked in and there’s a bar on the left side and then a…

So I hit Silver Criket BT’s and landing strip yesterday in addition to the flight club. This review, however, is only for FC as it had the others blown away (literally) by far. No cover…

Flew into BWI and headed to club around 1pm or so. First trip here. Kind of a funky location if not familiar with the area but GPS took me right to the…

Went wednesday around 3pm because I wanted to have a few drinks. Lots of tv's if you want to watch sports, no games were on when I went, but could be a good place the…

We visited this club because it was close to the airport and was byob - which, by way of transitive property, means that you can see pussy if you want to pay for it. Cover…

So I went on Monday the 7th. Saw reviews and had to try it out. Stopped in on a road trip north around 1:30pm. Place was slow but a few cute dancers. I was approached…

Went to the furnace Monday around 6:30 ish. I’m sure it’s been mentioned before but it is a bit off the beaten path on an industrial area. You drive through a gate, the parking…

Sauget, IL / St Clair County Sunday evening, following a Cardinals game, ventured across the river to the Sauget clubs. Had actually planned to visit Country Rock Cabaret, but it appeared to be closed that evening,…

So I’m staying in near by for work for 2 nights and kinda get the urge to hop over to the strip club - late night, by myself. I get there around 10:30. I walk…

Layout. From the outside it’s a big brick building. You enter through a door on the left of the front of the building. It’s a long hallway with a metal detector. $10 cover. Elevator on…

First off the Louisville club scene might be the worst I have ever seen. Went to thorobred first, 7 girls names on the board but only saw 3. No one on stage, $5 to get…

Little Darlings is located below a freeway intersection and somehow isolated. I arrived close to 11pm and did not find any trouble finding a parking spot. As others described well, the place is quite small.…

This review covers about three or four visits so I’m sorry if the chronology of it all isn’t as coherent as I’d like it to be. Come in on a Tuesday around midnight and there…