Reviews

Penthouse Club After our visit at PT’s, we decided to venture over to the recently refurbished Penthouse Club at around 7p (on a Friday). You may recall on my last visit, the place was gutted…

Good and large club located near the Champs Elysees. Some very good girls and some average ones. Entrance cost is 30 euros with one free drink. Private dances cost is 75 euros for 3 songs (table dances…

I recently decided to check out the Vu versus going to Stateline Showgirls and I was pleasantly surprised. It cost me $10 bucks to get in and that included my bottomless drink. They…

Stopped in last night on my way back from Mohegan. Was charged $7 cover, which I think is a bit steep for a Tues. night. Budweisers were a reasonable $5 for a 16 oz. bottle.…

Whenever I come to Chicago on business I always stop by this club. The dances vary but at $10 per dance I always figure it is worth trying out new talent. As you…

My boss said I had to go to Detroit to deal with a supplier on some quality issues, and who am I to pass up the chance to visit the Flight Club. Was there…

I haven't been to this place in over 6-8 months now, but I was there this past weekend. Really when I got there and walked in, damn I thought I was at another club. This…

I was here on Wednesday, 7/13/05 at about 4:30 in the afternoon. I was on my way home from work and had never been in, so I thought that I would give it a…

went back recently, nothing much has changed other than the lack of girls doing the standard $1 cabaret dances. Same quality of girls ranging up to 8. Fantasy booths in the back all…

Made it to the club past midnight on a Sunday night. Had not heard a whole lot about this place and seeing how there were few cars outside i didn’t expect much. cover…

Club 390 definitely has potential. It is located in the oddest of places but once you step inside you will know exactly what type of place it is. The setup is a litttle…

I went here recently on a Wednesday afternoon while on business in San Francisco. This is a nicer club on the inside than the usual San Francisco North Beach fair. Large, central stage…

I have never been to a decent club in Charlotte and my expectations were quite low before my visit, but they weren't low enough because it was a big waste of time. I had a…

I've been to Rick's three times. The first two times were awesome experiences.. this last time was mediocre. I got dances from 4 or 5 ladies and not really any of them did anything for…

It took awhile but I found the worst club in El Paso. Went on Friday night and the dancers were terrible the wait staff is much better looking than than the dancers. Recently added a…

I went to Desperado's last night; the cover was $12.00 due to a touring girl being there. The Touring girl's first name was Joelle, but I can't remember her last name.…

Carls Lounge is a fun place to hang out. Its a regular bar with "fashion show" girls. It's not upper class by any means but the usually have several girls ranging from 3 - 8.…

Dropped in last Friday night for another visit to the best club in the Indy metro area. The club was rather uncrowded from 9-11, though things seemed to be picking up as I left.…

I was visiting Fort Worth for a long July 4th Weekend and went BD on Wednesday night. On average this is a high mileage club but not always the best talent in the area. I…

The girls are hot, but the dances on stage aren't exciting, and they are not there to be friendly, just to suck all the money out of your pocket

Went there on a Sunday night. The place was practically empty. This allows more time to sit and talk with the dancers plus more access to the more popular dancers. I had an outstanding dance…

I was at the club last week and had a dance from a short skinny young woman with short dark hair. Although it was a good dance I was looking for a more complete…

I think this would have to be oNe of the best clubs in tucson. im really close with the managers considering my fiance works there. i think its the cleanest most professional club in tucson,…

I went to Charlotte for a Saturday night. I'm from the Greensboro area and I thought I would check out a couple of clubs in Charlotte. I hadn't been to any there in…

Stop #5 on my trip was the ‘Downer. It was late afternoon on a Friday, and the place was moderately crowded. The club has low ceilings, a long runway for a stage and…

I was in Pascagoula on business and decided to make the 30 minute drive over to Mobile to check this place out. It's a small blue collar club not unlike the clubs in Jackson,…

My long time favorite. Nightime has fallen off but day shift is stiil pretty good. 10 dollar dances high mileage and no cover charge. Very laid back club.

Was in town for a short stay and promised a (white) buddy of mine I would treat him to a nite at one of the black clubs in the area. It had to be…

After visiting another Tampa club and finding very little talent I decided to go to Tampa's most reliable club for hot looking dancers. Last Wednesday night the Mons didn't disappoint. In fact I can't remember…

I recently got a chance to visit this club during a weekend night with a couple of buddies. I didn't get any dances, but one buddy of mine did and he said it was okay…

This club is just north of the upper loop of the highway that circles above the Quad Cities, follow the signs to "Mt. Joy". It's on the left with some industrial/agriculture crap all around…

This club is not Nude. We were there twice and saw lots of dancers and not one of them was all nude. We asked about it and they said the dancers don't want to do

Went to Mario's last Friday night. Place was quiet but very attractive dancers. Got dances from a tall blond with very good contact. She offered champagne room fro $200 but didn't have the…

Well, summer is here, and due to a late monsoon (rainy) season, the temp has been over 100+ for several weeks. That means as far as tourists/visitors go, Tucson is rather quiet. That means the…

I was in Houston a month ago and went to Treasures twice. The first time was bad, as it was packed and all the ladies were already with people so it was hard to get…

Went in late during the week about 02:00AM. Club was quiet, very quiet, and I thought that it would be pretty dismal. Then Lollipop sat with me. I had a great time chatting with…

Went to this club on a thursday night last week. Sort of early thought I'd beat the crowd and figured I'd hit happy hour. The best thing was the $2 beer but I…

I travel to some far-flung places for my job and I get to see some strange clubs out in the boondocks. This one is certainly in the boondocks (across from a cemetary). Appleton is about…

Visited this club last week. Always a good time with the many dancers there. It was a Monday nite and there must have been 25 girls working. Another good crowd too.…

My sixth and final stop on the tour de strip was Seductions. Unfortunately I missed the legendary Cassie by a few minutes (she’s only on 12-5 in the afternoons) but I still had a…

I've been to Scruples a few times lately. Hey, I keep going back, so it can't be that bad. It's not as seedy as some of the other Bridgeport clubs. Admission charge…

The girls were below average.The drinks were weak.The service was slow,it took 15 min. to get a drink at the bar and there was no one in there!

I made my first visit to Rick's Cabaret. I hadn't been to it's earlier incarnation as club 2000. I had heard it was a cool place to go, with a men's strip club…

My first stop in Canada was Private Eyes, and yes, it’s very hard to find. (My thanks to Clubtreker for directions!) It seems that a lot of the clubs in Ontario are out…

I went back there a few weeks ago and had a better time than in the past. This time it was to the topless Doughnut shop. The girl working had just started and…

Love this place. Definitly worth checking out. The girls are typically very classy, 80% cute or smokin', with just a few duds mixed in there for fetishes (goth, peirced, etc.). Never seen a chubby girl…

This is a great little strip bar to visit. For the local, there is maybe not enough variety of girls during the week, and it gets very busy at the weekend, but it can be…

Great club! I went there twice last week, they have on a good night up to 25 girls. They have bottled beers which are great! The other clubs have canned beer, which taste…

Reading the other reviews, I made sure to visit No. 5 Orange Showroom on an off night to avoid the crowds. So I chose a Sunday from 9PM to midnight, when it was moderately…

Wassup wit da ROCK cutting back on contact in the private dances? Dancers told me that Crazy Wally wants to "clean up" the perception of this club. If Crazy Rock is not the McDonald's of…

Drive past the other strip clubs and massage parlors on Lundy’s Lane and you’ll find Cristals. It’s an open, airy club that looks more like a themed restaurant, and the atmosphere is a welcome…

Wow! What a trip. First, let me say this club is well light, clean, and I felt completely safe. And so should the dancer on stage since there is a fence around them that…

this used to be a cool place to hang with dancers. now its in serious need of a face lift. Needs new chicks, and chicks who can dance and take their clothes…

I made a stop here on a Tuesday afternoon as a warm-up to the clubs across the border. The club is located off of the Thruway at exit 49 near some industrial buildings on…

Stopped in last Tuesday night--no cover but a 2 drink min. Staff was very friendly. The bar set-up does suck a little. The bar runs the depth of the building. The…

I spent some time here with some buddies. What a disappointment! The stage is behind the bar and the girls were not attractive at all. The small tables were against the wall…

I went here back in April of 2004, and the girls were nice, now sametime this year its seems like the girls, and the whole club has changed. The girls are not as attractive,…

As always, had fun. I always seem to leave with a smile on my face, (get your mind out of the gutter, I don't mean extras.) The staff is extremely helpful and nice.…

It had been a couple years since I had been here, so decided to make the short treck from the KC area with a buddy and check it out again. Had heard great things…

This club is a bad rip off of the mons venus across the street. The girls all seem to be mons rejects. I know for a fact that the ones that get too fat for…

I stopped in on Thursday afternoon. There were 5-6 dancers (April, Essence, Leann, Lisa, and 1-2 more). I got a dance from Leann and one from Essence. Leann, a tall blonde all…

This place continues to out-perform. The atmosphere has been and continues to be comfortable. The entertainers range from 6's to 9's with an occasional total knockout. Some how the people here seem…

Visited Juliets on a Saturday, July 2nd. There was a $5 cover charge and the place was oddly set up. The bar permitted smoking and there were two rooms. When you enter…

"WOW "This is a hot new place in queens,and there is plenty of parking. The food was verry good, the club also treated us to a round of drinks. The dancers were very freindly and…

Do not waste your time, effort, or money. Dive, Dive, Dive. Went in on a Fri night, about 2 dancers per customer...Dancer rating is a 1 or below...No effort by the girls we seen,…

Ok, went there on friday after work....around 7:00 PM, got there and paid the $5.00 Valet parking fee and the $10.00 entry fee ($15.00) after that went straight to the Bar and asked for a…

This club will always be a 10, tops any strip club in the U.S. Unbelieveable, beyond stripping action, can be found here. Was in San Diego last weekend, and took a brief side…

Place was not on par with other Vegas clubs. Club was too packed and too dark. Not sure if girls or customers were rubbing up against you as they passed. Understood after…

Weekend early afternoon visit. Got a $5 pop and watched the two dancers working their two song sets. About 5+ clients, mostly Hispanic or Asian. Cute poptender girl with see thru mesh…

Visited Saturday early afternoon. Three dancers doing 2 song sets. One black girl, Goldie offered me a $160 show or $35 dance, (not sure if included room charge or not). Later white…

This is a nice club. I went late on a Monday night. There was no cover, about 8 dancers, not too crowded. Most of the girls were good looking -- two were phenomenal. They have…

Went to this club a couple of times in the last couple of weeks. Had a fairly decent time. The air conditioning was out so the girls were all complaining, and one time…

Went to Little Darlings on Sunday, July 3rd. Supposed to open at 6 PM but, right at 6 PM, valet tells several guys waiting that there is only one dancer inside and they need at…

Went out to ybor this Sat night, got there for the shift change. Saw a few new girls one on day and one on night. Had a dance with this hot blonde named Mary Ann.…

Went here on Friday night, place is a pretty decent size. I got their around 11, and the place was pretty dead, not even half full. The girls their ranged from 3-7, with…

Last Friday was my latest trip 'round the upper Georgetown clubs. My review of JP's is done, now onto Good Guy's. As you come in off the street, the entire club is one…

Stopped by for a beer Saturday afternoon. As always Club provides a good experience in terms of atmosphere and service. However, the quality of the roster of dancers left much to be desired.…

This little club may be the only SC between Key West and Miami, but it is a complete waste of time. The dances are $20 for no contact! The place seems to be…

A buddy of mine and I went to The House this past Friday. If you prefer the fully nude flava (women of color) with the Badoonka Doonk, Hip-Hop and Go-Go, this is the place…

This club is going downhill and keeps getting worse each time I visit. They have done away with 2 for 1 couch dance night on Tues and replaced it with 2 for $40 on Tues.…

Things keep getting better and better each time I visit TDH. Made a 2 trips recently and both were enjoyable. First visited on a Sun night which is $10 table dance night. Got 2 table…

Went to the club last Wed night. I tell ya - given the given - the fact that this club is in Raleigh, the selection and variety of girls continues to amaze me. I still…

Visited the old stand-by recently and the talent was pretty average except for a couple of dancers roaming around which were about an 8. One with a real bitchy and bossy attitude and the…

I was by Rick's recently and found that I had been missing a really good place. Mostly when I'm in Houston, I had been to Michael's as it was my favorite. Since Michael's has limited…

Went last friday night and boy oh boy was the scenery spectacular. Saw some old faces as well as some new ones. Most of the money stayed in the wallet but did have…

Decided to make the trip upstate to see Kyra, a dancer who used to work at Stiletto. Cover charge was $10 at the door and non-alcholic drinks were available for $4 and there was no…

This place turned out to be a lot better than I expected. There were about 12 girls dancing, most of them young, pretty, and thin, with only a single set of fake boobies in…

Visited Hollywood on a Friday night with a few friends this week and not a whole lot has changed about this club since opening. One thing that struck me as odd was we were there…

I visited this club twice in a two month period. I just wanted to make sure that the fist time wasn't a fluke. Here is the deal: As with most clubs in…

There is no question - Scarlett's is the best club in Miami. On two recent midweek evenings, we went to both Tootsie's (always rated in the top 5 on TUSCL) and Scarlett's. Although…

I was there on Saturday. Pretty big place, with one large stage and two small ones. Most of the dancers were 7-9's, but not very good dancers. One did some really good pole work,…

Unfortunately this is as good as it gets in Maine. The mix of girls is OK, the music is definitely loud, and for me personally I think the girls are hit or miss. Depending on…

Visited this club on a Wed night recently and if you get in before 8 there is no cover and a free buffet. It was meatballs and rolls this time. The talent was average with…

This is the best club in Nashville but still sucks in the afternoon. Used to have a really good buffet and cook but no more. Visited there this past week and there were…

Went to this club on Saturday night a little over a week ago. Very small place and very, very crowded. This was surprising as the selection of women was not very good. Mostly 3s, 4s…

Gave this club a try after a very crowded evening at the Hugger. Bad choice. While the paint scheme inside wasn't bad (felt like an aquarium), the girls were. Absolutely none of these girls could…

This club has stolen Xoticas thunder now that it has closed. I was there last night 7-16 and there were about 20 dancers, all were at least 6 through 9s. It was a…

I have visted this club 6 times here in the last month and have enjoyed myself each time. While this is not quite an upscale club, it does come close, and in Ft.worth, I…

Went to the Penthouse Club this past Thursday afternoon and it was relatively crowded for that time of day. About 25 customers with an equal number of entertainers who ranged from 6-9. They…

Visited on a Sunday night. 8 daners on. ranged from 4-9. Not terribly crowded. $25 cover, but parking appeared to be free. No stooge in the bathroom. BYOB. Had WONDERFUL lap dance(s) from Carmen, a…