Reviews

Finally - the Mecca of all clubs. I finally made it to this famous hotspot - and I definitely understand why it is considered one of the top clubs in the country. I went…

What can I say? This beats the hell out of any strip club I've ever been to. When I got there, I was a bit nervous because some of the gals were quite hideous looking. Then…

Jimmy's is a small, nice, down-scale club. All are welcome. If you like being close to the on-stage dancers, this club cannot be beat because it is a small club with a small stage. They…

I love this club. The day shift girls are awesome. Hunter is a petite fox. Summer is smoking hot. Leanne has a chest that will make your mouth water. Great…

Still the best club in New York. Unlike the real upscale clubs in NY every bouncer in the place does not have his hand out. The girls are friendly. They'll sit and…

There have been some rather low ratings lately for the Hugger, but it is one of the best in the Indy area. You get a nice dance with some of the youngest, best looking…

The long drive from downtown or airport hotels may be worthwhile if you relish in your face style of nude couch dancing. Basic club setup has a lot of potential that 1) isn't always utilized…

Was here Sat mid-day. Few girls and fewer customers. Met Carmen...short black hair; very slim, nice small firm tits. Perfect. Had a couple dances with her. Very sensual and fun. Cant wait to see her

Club 390. Upscale but not snooty. So, everyone feels comfortable. Private dances, like the club, are topless. Waitresses were attentive and happy. Dancers were conversational and happy. Bouncer guys were helpful and happy. Best way…

This club has gone down in the last couple of years. They have lost all the great girls that kept this place packed. They don't know how to run this palace, and you can tell…

It is very up and down at this club. But you can never say that they aren't EOE. They have it all here: fat, skinny, tall, short, black, white, hispanic, etc. There are also varying…

The KOD as we lovingly call it has excellent talent, although it could have a larger stable of women to choose from. They all seem to work there on a regular basis with no "travelling…

This continues to be a difficult club to figure out. It could be a seriously fantastic spot; they certainly seem to hire good looking ladies, and the hustle is not too extreme (girls will…

My last visit to The Masters had to be the best time that I ever had at a strip club. This gal bounced up and down on me like she was having one hell…

Visited this club last week for the third time. Not a bad club for Wisconsin. The girls were pretty good looking, mostly ranging in the 6-8 range. They have a vip area…

As always, this place never disappoints. It really is an icon. Cover - $40 (A bit steep, but aren't all amusement parks :-) Lots of general hassle by some ROB, but you can learn to…

I stopped by Sunday night about 8:30 and there were only a couple of customers (regulars not spending much) in attendance and about 4 dancers (maybe 5 dancers a little later around 10 when a…

Great club with great girls. I'm a little bias because I work here on the day shift and sometimes part of the night shift. Super private VIP champagne rooms and several of the…

Thursday afternoon at the Blue was excellent. The talent was plentiful and made it difficult to choose. I finally settled on Carmen - an absolute firecracker - and she did not dissapoint.…

Stopped in this afternoon. About 8 gals working and 12-15 patrons. I was surprised at the audience age group; hardly any young pups. Mostly 40+ guys. Hmmm, never seen a…

Had a good time in the early evening. Had a dance from a dancer named Autumn and had a great experience. She was a 9 with a great personality. The VIP side…

Last time I went to Private Eyes I was raving about how great this place was but now I think it pretty much sucks. I went there a few Saturdays ago after a photo shoot and…

Pure Passion has one of the best looking female so far..she will catch your eye when she perform on stage ..I will not give her name out but trust me you can't miss her..she's tall…

Went to the Yellow Rose with three other couples on saturday night. It was a large open room with the stage directly in the middle, and one dancer onstage at a time. We were able…

Was in town on business and stopped in after dinner. There was nobody in the club?? Just me and the dancers hanging around the bar. Several dancers all fairly unattractive(3-6) and one very old. asked…

Stopped by on a Monday afternoon. IMHO this is one of the better clubs in the country. Girls are friendly, atmosphere is upscale and the performance is outstanding. There is a large bar you walk…

I went to this club a couple of weeks ago on a Wed. daytime. I arrived about 1:30. Valet parking was $5. No cover charge during the day and so I walked…

Whatever happened to the days when fairly fit, good looking, younger women could be found at a strip club. Most of the women at this club are way past the point that they should be…

As far as dances on the regular couches vs the VIP area. The VIP area is of course more secluded at least from the main crowd, but the dances are not dirtier if there is…

Stopped by on my way through town. I just came over from Paradise Found which was abysmal. I sat around for a bit. As I had arrived at shift change I was hounded by girls…

Sat (9.24.05) visit. The nite started slow...The talent seemed down, and the DJ (hadn't seen him before--not one of the two regular DJ's that work there) mildly annoying. Drew was finishing up her…

Paid another regular visit to YS over the weekend. Decent crowd, good group of women. Katherine and Heather are among the standouts. Couple other 8-10s, but don't know their names. Handful of 5-6s. Had a…

One of the best clubs in the country, deserves to be in the TUSCL top 5. I have always found it to be a lot of fun and a lot of contact (which is…

was in Green Bay friday and thought id go see this club its abour 45 minutes from there. i had trouble finding the club entrance its on the side of the…

Ahhh To the Downer as our cab driver says across the border. Which couldnt be any more wrong because if anything the Sundown can make just about anyone happy. Last weekend I went…

This is a newer club and the inside is very new and nice. Its got a large center stage with booths and tables around it. Very nicely design and modern. The…

Went by early Saturday evening. There were two dancers when I got there. One was an older brunette, forgot her name. She was a little thick but nice enough. There was a blonde with nice…

I'm not sure which club the last fella was talking about, but it wasn't Little Darlings. The layout at LD is fairly basic. Cover was $20 which included soft drinks. The stage…

I was there on a Wednesday night between 8:30 and 10pm. And, as I experienced 6 months ago, Wednesdays seem to be rather dead. There were no more than 20 guys there, and…

Stopped in late night on a Sunday when driving by. This is easy to miss though suprisingly close to the business district. There is a one drink minimum. Only one stage was in use when…

Visited the No. 5 Orange on Friday night, 9/23. This place is off the beaten path if you are downtown. Definitely need to get a cab out there. This club is in…

This club is currently experiencing a downturn in dancers. The ones they have are great though. The redhead with the curly hair will rock your world. Putting two piles of cash on the age will…

Not quite the best club in Vegas for eye-candy, but pretty good, and not the best for mileage, but Crazy Horse Too is a pretty good combination of the two. If you want more…

I was in Winston on business, had never visited any clubs there, and decided to check out at least one. Based on TUSCL reviews I decided to check out Filly's. I arrived just after 8:00…

New Rt 30 bypasses the club. Take 330 or Rt 30 Business Rt between Crestline and Bucyrus. This is a great club for privacy and contact. There is no bouncer bothering you in the VIP…

It's been a couple of months since I dropped by BDD, so thought it was about time to check it out and see how much things have changed. I dropped by around 7:30 on…

This club is pretty good from thursday to saturday. Thursday there is amateur night, so it gets pretty packed, but the amateurs aren't really amateurs, just dancers from other clubs usually, but…

Was in Charlotte last week and had a free pass so I decided to check out this club again. It had been a few years since I had visited and things were pretty much the…

This club is an 8 in mybook because with gas at 3 dollars a gallon it is a good value and comfortable. Nice hot girls, 20 dollar topless dances, no charge to get into non…

It's hard to believe that it's been 10 years since I first visited the famous Mons, but looking at myself in the mirror, maybe it's not that hard to believe. Tonight was my last…

This is a unique club in downtown Philly. It is an 18+ club so they don't serve any alcohol but you can bring your own, the bartender will keep it cold for you.…

I give this a 9 based on other bars in the eastern N.C> area.Low cover and low beer prices added to friendly girls is a cant miss good time. I had dances with Amy laura…

This is to update what is going on a this club at the present time. There is no toplessness here. Bikini rules are being enforced, both in and out of the lapdance area. There are…

A few good looking babes in this club. Lap dances are all hands off, no contact, distant, and boring. Pretty girl hooked me with the "you'll get a better experience in the champaigne room" routine.…

Based on late summer consecutive Fri/Sa Night visits, I don't see what the buzz is on this club. Although I ultimately had some good lap dances, there were enough detractors to knock grade down a…

Visited during the daytime, (which is always best),...and Rick's did not disappoint! Went to the VIP with ******, and after a brief discussion of prices, I decided against engaging with her...everything…

Was able to stop by last week during the evening. The buzz was around the upcoming vote however it looks like it's been pushed off till the beginning of October. Living in Seattle…

Went on a Wed evening. No cover before 7pm and $10 dances from 6-8pm. A lot of girls there at the time as evening girls were coming in and dayshift girls were still…

Went with a friend of mine to check about this club. It all depends on the girl but the lap dance is up in the air with price. Personally sitting at the stage style and…

If you like filipino chicks this is the place for you. Otherwise lap dances cost too much for the quality. This place is a dump.

Although not the best club in Philly (IMHO), Cheerleaders is consistently good. There's always a nice selection of dancers to fit your preferences, and unlike Risque in Philly, there's always a large number of dancers…

Checked out the Brass Rail in August 2005. Situated in the middle of downtown, the club was pretty nice, with the "Upper Rail" upstairs offering a more classy exclusive environment with the higher cover…

Walked in around 9 PM on a Saturday night. Quiet night...a few customers, 8-10 dancers. I was told it didn't pick up until around midnight. Honestly I thought it was great the…

The club appeared to have a young clientele, a mix of regulars and college students, while we were there. It had a very laid back atmoshphere; the bartender and wait staff were friendly. It's primarily…

Definitely the worst looking joint around, but I still come in for the hot privates. Another reviewer captured it perfectly...seedy, but charming. I'm sure a remodel would ruin it. They have, however, remodeled at least…

Had a couple of visits since my last review. One at lunch on a Saturday- seemed like a waste of time. Very few dancers. As soon as they would sit down, they…

I tried to check this place out a couple of years ago when it oppened. The bouncer told me to tuck my shirt in. I told him to go F@#$ himself and never went back. Recently…

A pretty good assortment of girls (mostly of color) that dance 2 songs (last one topless) on a pretty small stage. Had a nice private dance with one of the ladies. Drinks are reasonable

I went to this club w/ a friend for lunch on Friday. The girls here run hot and cold. There were some very good 7's - and maybe one 8. But there…

Still a low-key "neighborhood" bikini bar. Occasionally one can find a diamond in the rough, but for the most part Clancy's is just a place to stop for a beer, check out the SoAm…

Was in Greensboro the other week and decided to check out this club again. The bad news was the have just moved members free admission from Mon to Wed so instead of just paying for…

Checked out the Cecil on Friday night, 9/23. Walked in and noticed kind of a musty rancor about. Nothing offensive but definitely had a bit of the stench of unclieanliness. Overally, a pretty average…

Checked out Brandi's (The Ben Afleck incident) on Thursday 9/22 and Friday 9/23. Unquestionably the best club I found in Vancouver. The club is pretty small by general standards with a central main stage, maybe…

I think this is a fun place. It was busy for a Tuesday night. $10 cover and then drinks are $.50 a piece. I started out with Gin and Tonic. It…

Now called CR Fanny's. Still lots of dealers present. Many girls ranging from 4 to 8. Lap Dancers are fair to very bland. It is fine if you want to pay an extra $2.50…

I was there last Tuesday night. This used to be my favorite club. Very big, Very high class, and a lot of very pretty girls. Tuesday night the place was empty.…

This is indeed a nude modeling studio. The women range from 2s to 7s, and the experience varies wildly. Some are excellent, some are passable, some are awful. Note that the door fee is just…

I had a good time recently at the Gold Club. It was about 4pm on a Tuesday and there were about seven girls working. This is a topless club which does sell alcohol.…

Stopped in Friday night, there until about 10 o'clock. Not crowded, never more than 30 customers. 15 or so girls working, mostly 5' and 6s, a few 7s.…

Went to Foxy Lady last night. There were around 15 girls there. It was very crowded. The girls were good looking. Mainly white girls. The girls were friendly and lap dances were…

Was passing through about 3:30 on a Saturday afternoon and hadn't been here in a couple years. NOw I remember why. One other patron at the tipping rail, two or three tothers in the back…

Got a wild hair and went to the VU last week, night shift. Nice looking ladies all of them, but it was non-stop "do you wanna dance" which got really old after a while. Apparently…

I went to Cheetah's on the the 22nd around 11 p.m. and the place was dead. Typically on a Thursday night this place is packed with dancers and customers. It was so quite…

The rating of this club can change faster than a stripper's outfit. I spent one evening watching the girls mingle with the customers, giving dollar dances and couch dances. The dancers tended to…

The name has changed but the entertainment and surroundings are pretty much the same. The girls are from middle Europe for the most part (you may remember when they were French Canadian - those…

Ok, if this place got some really good looking dancers, it would be great. Nice set up, and attractive interior. However, the girls all seem way past their prime. My understanding is that…

If you thinking about visiting the PH, Wed/Thu nights are the best. Days are way over-rated. The best dancers have regulars they spend hours with and there is really low mileage almost without exception. Night…

By far the best experience of the 6 or 7 Detroit area clubs I stopped into. Monique readjusted my evaluation scale for other lap dances, combining erotic proactivity and encouragement with warmth, fun, and eye contact. The…

Right in the centre of town, this is a small club without the glitz and glamour of the large warehouse style venues on the outskirts. Basically just a bar with girls, the dancing stage…

My first visit to EB and it definitely won't be my last. It was a Thursday evening about 8 pm and there were about 25 girls of all sizes and types - most were young…

I was at the club from 9-11pm on a Friday night. It's a little in the boonies, but not too far from Rochester. Three buck cover, and I sat near the stage. Decent friendly atmosphere.…

This club is the definite of stereotypical strip club. Some girls pushy, other nice and relaxed. Some the girls were hot; enough to make the visit enjoyable with friends. The place did…

This place was better than I expected. The women were generally good looking, mostly 7's and 8's. The 2 ft. rule for lap dances is a real killer though. They're not worth…

I went to this club last Sunday. I was in Dallas on business and had never been to a Dallas strip club before. When I got to the club and found out that…

I came by here after having a less than wonderful time down the street at Bobby's Bar, and I'm glad I did. I didn't have much time as it was already after midnight and I had…

This club is a disappointment. There are much better places in Iowa although nothing much better in Waterloo. Girls are good looking, but the interaction between them and the tippers is lame and the private…

Like a salmon returning upstream, I made the hour plus drive back there again. Leila and Destiny are as fun and gorgeous as ever. These are two young, lean girls who will never disappoint. And…

visited the club the afternoon of September21. Around 2:30 in the afternoon... I was the only customer. Beer was $3.50. I bought a dancer a drink.. $22.00. Bought a…

I liked this place better in the eighties when it was Kelbo's Hawaiian Restaurant. I think some of the decor is the same and at least one of the ladies looked like she could…

stopped in FRiday night after a Rockies game. I did not drive, yet there is a small parking area. Not sure what the $ are to park. $10 cover, $6.25 for a Bud Light btl.…