Reviews

Arrived early afternoon and there was ample parking. Parked in the lot and proceeded to walk in through a metal detector. Gentlemen greeted me but did not pat me down despite the buzzer sounding. Small…

Watford, ENG. Monday night. The streets here are fucking stupid. I did a loopie de loop like twice over. There's was nobody out in downtown Watford here, ghost town. Anyway I didn't see any parking…

Stopped by last night to check out the old, small place. Reports spot on about it being small. Parked in back for free, lot was nearly full. I was surprised for a Tu night around…

I haven't been to a Virginia strip club in a few years - pasties/attitude/etc. Richmond has very few but excellent cocktail bars. After a couple of drinks at the Jasper, I decided to venture…

Had been itching to try out this club based on all the reviews but I live across the coast and have not had a chance to visit NY/NJ area in a while. When it happened…

I got here at like 2 PM. There is a weird lack of signs and the place is in almost a mini mall. I got a patdown and slid in for 10 dollar cover. The…

I got here at 3:30 after I left Allure. The security guard is a fat asshole. There was a fat white woman at the first bar who is also a fat asshole. Cover was 10…

This would be my go to club if it was smoke free. It is a decent place to go, but hard to explain to the wife why I reak of smoke. The…

London, ENG. Friday night. Tough to find parking but I found a spot on a side street. I would recommend personally. I was coming from Rainbow bar. Area seems safe, tons of folks walking around.…

London, UK. Friday night. Just came from Brown's up the street. A good amount of night life folks walking the streets out here. Walk on up, id check and in you go. No cover that…

London, UK. Friday night. No lot gotta find street parking, it was tough but I got a spot. I walk on up, bald white guy with a heavy cockney accent gives me the rundown. He…

This was my first ever trip to the Detroit area so I did a lot of research on TUSCL forums for venturing out. I had settled on flight club and landing strip as the two…

Reached to La pearl around 5:45. Parking was little scarce and had to part in the 54th. Paid 10$ cover charge and entered. Ordered a water bottle. Its a small place. I have been here…

Was traveling to philly had some time to kill in the afternoon, so stopped at PO. Plenty of parking. No cover in the afternoon but 2 drinks minimum. The bar is rectangular with seating…

This past month I have visited this fine establishment a handful of times mostly Thursday - Sunday. Ranking of the shifts I frequent based on quality of lineups 1) Thursday day 2) Friday day 3) Saturday day 4)…

Stopped by very early, around 11:45 am. I walked in, and only saw a blonde female bartender (who was pretty hot), and a DJ on the left side in some kind of podium or…

Was in town for work and had tried this place a year ago and decided to go back. It’s located in a quiet suburb of Milwaukee. The exterior is designed to make it look like…

I stopped into Pandora’s Adult Cabaret on a weekend night while visiting friends in Seattle and ended up having a much better experience than I expected. The space is smaller than some big-city clubs, but…

I was in town visiting family so I decided to stop in and check it out, its pretty close to Treasure Island which was where I was staying, maybe a 20 min ride. I…

Went on Sunday night around 8:30 , after sports game on TV was over, guys stated coming in. Lighter volume crowd than Saturday, but I prefer it this way. Spoke to…

After a pretty disappointing visit from many years ago, I've decided to give this place another shot. I know its a Tuesday and usually nothing much goes on, but I saw a looker on…

Spyce. Wednesday night. Downtown Portland. Parked somewhere on the street because that was the only option but holy hell. Downtown Portland after dark felt like side questing in a zombie game. Every 10ft there was…

Location. Fairways Inn is located just off U.S Route 13, North Dupont Highway. The parking lot is spacious with 40-50 spots; and is reasonably well lit, although some spots around the edge of the lot are…

Came down to pleasant moments for my usual “escape” or “release”, made my way down to pleasant moments Monday afternoon, cover charge still the same $10 with a quick pat down before making your way…

Ah, Bogart's. What can I say that hasn't been said a thousand times. It's the diviest of dive bars and makes up for it by having the friendliest of ladies. The best looking dancers are…

Went on a weekday to see what has changed. Had hit up foxy and it was dead. They had a good choice of girls here and all where having a good time and seemed…

Things haven't changed much for Fantasy's. North of Weirton, just south of Mountaineer gaming resort by about a hundred yards or so. Lot is well lit and safe. The building is just as it…

I travel to Houston a few times per year and usually check out at least one club. I've gone back to Glamour Girls and Cover Girls and others where I've found the mileage to…

I went to Foxys in Providence around ten at night and the place felt bigger inside than I expected. When you walk in you see one long bar to the right and another bar further…

Stopped by here around 9 pm. I was interested in the festivities of the 15th Anniversary Party. The fairly full parking lot indicated it must be a pretty good party. Upon arrival you walk…

Sefton, NSW. Saturday night. First stop of the night pretty early on. It's in the suburbs east of Sydney, area seems safe. Big lot but I parked on the street in front. Big sign and…

Petersham, NSW. Saturday night. Just came from Cheetah's a few block west. In the western suburbs of Sydney. Not parking lot you got to park in the neighborhood behind which might be tough but I…

I was already in the area and figured I’d check out what the scene is like these days since it had been a while since my list visit. Ended up at the club around 6PM…

Lewisham, NSW. Saturday night. Sydney suburbs. Just came from Sefton playhouse. No parking lot, no parking on here on Parramatta road, I parked on the side street in the neighborhood, up old canturbury road. The…

I came here once and couldn’t find the place, so I tried again when it was lighter outside and found it. You pay 5 or 10 dollars to get in to the owner(cool guy in…

I'm not a regular at PIAS's, but I do stop in every few months, usually to meet a friend for a few beers and some conversation. Today was one of those days, so I…

Decided to swing by Salem, Oregon on a Tuesday night because my strip club tour isn’t just about Portland. I wanted to see how the “smaller” areas stack up in talent. Spoiler: they don’t. $0 cover.…

After being disappointed by Sugar Shack I decided to check out Stars Cabaret. $0 cover. Club was surrounded by lower budget motels but surprisingly the area didn’t scream “mug me here”. Points for civility I…

A 19th hole is a small strip club located on the corner across the street from a golf course. Hence it's golf referencing name. The parking lot is a decent size. When I pulled up…

I got here like 2 pm. I don't think there was a cover, parking was 3 bucks I just let the guy have a 10. Coke was 4 bucks. Beer was 6 bucks. This is…

I stopped by Tattletale's late - maybe an 1.5 hours before closing midweek. It's a small club, with a single prominent stage. Generally, in Atlanta, I have low expectations of the quality, but…

Parking: Free and lots of it Drinks: Coke$4 I don’t drink alcohol Girls: 3 white, 2 Latina, 1 aa, 1 Asian Crowd: 40+ no crazy shit Atmosphere: 10/10 Music: Loud as fuck lol but I’m here for pussy…

Divas has a promotion on Wednesday’s where it’s 5 dollars a dance and you need wrist bands to get dance so you’ll probably spend nearly 100 dollars to have a goodnight assuming you don’t get…

Seemed to be fewer ladies working than in previous visits. Perhaps because I got there earlier in the afternoon? Good news is there was no cover and no charge for parking at the time I…

I hadn’t been to Treasure Club in a while so I decided to stop by a few weeks ago. I texted a dancer who usually works on that day but she was off that week.…

Stopped by around 1 PM on a Sunday. The place is connected to a diner and you can also order food inside the club. Never tried the food so can't comment on it…

Visiting Gold Room Chicago turned into a much better night than I expected. The room felt clean, polished, and lively without being pretentious, and the lighting made it easy to settle in. The music ran…

Return trip to Pleasant Moments. Did note some minor changes which I will highlight in this review. Was there on a late Tuesday afternoon, must have been between 15-20 ladies working. It was the usual assortment,…

On two recent Fayetteville strip club visits, I stopped by Sparky's, but nothing was happening there so I made the 45 second drive down the road to Secret's. First night was a about…

Was in town for work and the MNF football game was a pretty bad one, so I figured I would go watch it with some titties in my face. Titties were few and far…

When we talk about dive bars, this place was the epitome of one. Good luck making it through the parking lot without dipping into a pot hole. After paying the $5 cover to walk in,…

I decided to stop at Candi's on a Thursday, early evening. This wasn't my first time there, but it has been a while. For reference the day shift is from 2pm-9pm and night shift is…

Not often I get to travel for work but duty called a few weeks ago for me to head to Detroit and it was only my duty to explore the sights of Dearborn/Inkster... Been to a…

Sexy Secret is not on Google Maps, but the former name Bevs Backstreet Lounge is. There is a large parking lot that is fenced in. They currently open on Wednesday through Saturday at 9PM. I…

arrived at the club around 2 PM on Wednesday and was pleased to find no cover charge, as confirmed by multiple reviews. The club features a unique layout with a square room and a stage…

I made my return visit to the Club on a Saturday night during what the dancers told me was a Fall For Greenville Festival. There were lots of pretty women, but 1/3 of the…

Arrived there around 10:30. Entrance fee was 10 pounds. Never having been in a UK strip club before my expectations were low compared to what happens in some places in the US. After you pass…

The location is nice and well maintained, I arrived around 7:50pm so there weren’t many dancers at the time, there was also a $10 cover to get in before 12:00am. I sat at the bar…

To cover the basics, the club is on the south bound side of route 130, just past Davis Honda Certified used cars,. Safe area, plenty of parking. $10 cover during the day, gets you a…

Long story short… avoid unless you are strictly looking for a sports bar. Unfortunately, the Covid era killed all the action of the pseudo strip bars on Mannheim. You can only get dances with…

From the Philly side of the Walt Whitman bridge it's less than 10 minutes and an easy drive to the Orchid. There's a 7-11 with gas after exiting I-76 west. Entering and exiting the parking…

Purple Orchid or Oasis? It's never an easy decision when driving on Passyunk/Essington in southwest Philly. At PO there's a better chance of striking out but also a better chance of a really…

Made a quick lunch visit to the Cheetah Pompano as I was driving through. This place actually as a good free lunch. I grabbed a burger, which was good as usual. I think they might…

Hit up Casa Diablo in Portland on a Monday night because my Portland strip club tour requires me to see the infamous spots even if my soul might leave in protest. Cover? $0. Bonus points:…

Cheerleaders is right by the intersections of the Walt Whitman bridge, route 95, front Street and near Delaware Avenue. It is fairly easy to get to it with plenty of parking. I went on a Thursday…

It's been a year since I last reviewed this place, so this review is based on several visits, mostly Wednesday but also some Fridays and Saturdays. Mostly in the early evening but sometimes late. They…

Pulled up on a Tuesday night before Halloween , it was right on BQE next to some gym. Once checked by security walking through smth that might be an airport scanner, you walk into a…

Legs is 100% Cuban dance SC. If that’s your vibe go for it! lol Big Booty latinas aren’t for everyone. Expect almost zero english spoken with the dancers. Brush up on your Spanglish….. “bailar…

Found out from a friend that Dallas strip clubs serve food, so decided to break my SC cherry by visiting Baby Dolls. The food that day was your standard buffet fare so nothing special, but…

I came in with a buddy to gaze at the parade of dames hitting the main stage. $20 cover. We were immediately hit with a hustle on the champagne room by a bouncer. The bouncer also…

Not sure why review was rejected, as give pretty good details, albeit no VIP/name mentions Wednesday Evening Visit so $80VIP special and usually brings out the most girls. The usual $20 evening fee and patdown, no ID…

Hit up Acropolis on a Monday afternoon because apparently it’s a Portland rite of passage to try their steaks. No cover. Outside looks like a dirty circus tent. Inside wasn’t better in the slightest. It…

Back for our annual golf trip. Arrived around 8:30 pm with four buddies. Showed the bouncer at the door our ID's with metal detector or pat down required. Entered through the double doors. Showed the…

TLDR: Would recommend, a lot of girls and a lot of privacy Went to visit this place for the first time with a couple of friends. We walked through the first set of doors to a…

Darlinghurst, NSW. Saturday night. Oxford street is a big younger folk hang out, streets pretty packed. Safe area, parking a few blocks away. Walk on in. Two dudes working the front for security. ID camera…

Went by on a Monday, arriving about 1:30. They want to charge $5 to park in the front of the club. ($10 at night), but there is free street parking across the street. I opted for…

Sydney, NSW. Saturday night. After midnight. Heart of downtown. Good luck trying to find parking. Downtwon is pretty safe, ain't all ghetto like the states. Walk on up. Desk ID check and I think cover…

Went in with my friend on a Sunday night. A lot of women were working. One blonde caught my attention so I called her over, we went to the back to dance, it was like…

Sydney, NSW. Sunday night. Downtown. Area is safe, Australian cities usually are. Sunday night I was able to find a spot, I'm pretty sure I was safe from getting ticketed but maybe not. You probably…

I'm somewhat of a regular at Ybor Strip and, although I've been going during day shift as of late, I recently decided to stop by on a Sunday night. Upon entering the club and paying…

Potts Point, NSW. Saturday night. In the King's Cross area. It's like a big bar crawl, tons of people out here, I wouldn't try bringing your car, no parking. I was staying in Wooloomooloo which…

Potts Point, NSW. In the King Cross area. No parking anywhere nearby so walk or park a few blocks away. Walk on up, cover was 10 AUD and ID check. In you go. Pretty nice…

Potts Point, NSW. Sunday night. Used to be called Bada Bing now it's Harem. It actually has two entrances, one on either side of the block. ID check at the door and cover was I…

Based on my total six visits to Dream Girls, I've concluded that it's a low-priority club for me, as I've walked away unsatisfied nearly every time. The club's strongest asset is its physical facility, which…

Potts Point, NSW. Saturday night. Streets are packed. Party, street crawl type area. No parking nearby, part a few blocks a way and your gonna have to walk over. Area is safe. A couple girls…

I’ve reviewed Centerfolds before but I think it’s time again. When I’m in town I like to hit up each of the clubs at least once to see how they’re doing and if anything has…

visited around 5pm on a sunday, parkinglot looked busy. cant park up front unless you pay $20. I get patted down and enter this club for the first time. I am immediately met with a short,…

I stopped by Deja Vu on a Friday night. I arrived about 9ish. They clarify at the door that it's all nude so no alcohol, $15 cover, and a mandatory $14 drink inside. The club…

I just moved back to Indiana and live not far from Fort Wayne. I had some time to kill and decided to check out the club scene in town. I checked on here…

So I got there at 6pm just before shift change. I got a water, and went to sit down. As I was walking I passed a cute Black girl I was interested in, she said…

This review is for a Friday night. Had a work event next door that gave us passes to go to this club after the event was over. Walked in around 10 PM and stayed…

Stopped in on my way home from watching the Bears at a friend's house. I had to pass by the area so I decided to see how the atmosphere was on a football Sunday with…

It was the anniversary party the other Saturday night and it was free admission until 8pm and a buffet so I made a visit. Was a show at DPAC so the street parking near the…

Decided on a new stop on Saturday and chose Chasers. Reason just random pick. Arrived about 7:10, no cover. Free parking and no worries about secure. Walk in door stage to right bar kind of…

I went to the club early on a Saturday evening getting there a little after 7:00 and the cover was only $10. I think it goes up to $20 at 8 or 9 PM.…

Was visiting Atlanta and had heard a lot about this place and had to check it out. Drove to the place and reached there around 11pm. Atlanta roads are narrow, dark and a lot of…

Using “lists” with hyphenated items doesn’t work anymore, because those lines get put in dark grey on a black backgrounf. Bizarre. I’m removing them, even though it will make it harder to read LOCATION: GPS…

Lively and With More Hotties than a Year Ago Spent three days and two nights in Ensenada with ATF3. It has been about a year since I was here with ATF1, who was working at PdN…

Stopped in about 4:30 on a Thursday afternoon. Was just passing through so only had a short time to visit. $5 cover at the door and $5 for a bottle of water.…

Stopped into Club Rouge in Beaverton on a Sunday night around 9pm because my Portland strip club tour demands consistency even if it means driving out to the suburbs. $10 cover, ID check, light patdown.…