Reviews

Casa Diablo was about a ten minute ride from my hotel near the convention center. They had a decent amount of parking up their steep driveway that appeared free. When I entered about 9:30pm on…

Edinburgh, SCT. Monday night. There three clubs in this intersection and this was the only one open monday night so I venture in. Guy at the front, cover is $5. In you go. Very little…

Casa ....every since the Oregon Supreme Court made their ruling allowing the free expression of the art of the dance Casa has pushed the envelope Casa sits in a commercial part of Portland on…

I got there about an hour after opening. The place was overall fine, but not great. The music was fine, but it was in Spanish, and the place was at least fairly clean. There was…

Back in Vegas for the first time since May, my buddy and I decided to go to Little Darlings again. There are three good things about this club as far as I'm concerned. 1. It's…

I went to Cadillac Lounge last weekend at around 3:30 in the afternoon and was pretty disappointed. I am not writing off a return visit, but would try to go again only at a busier…

Going to PO in the afternoons makes me laugh at most of the reviews I see for virtually every other club. I see things like “I paid 150 for VIP, roaming up top, even a…

Tried L&L South End to spice up a very tedious work trip. Ubered to the venue - area seems pretty decent, with new-ish buildings in the immediate surrounding area, and not far from uptown.…

Went in around 5pm in a Thursday. Club was crowded and many girls to choose from. I was really hoping to catch the shift change and see the night girls come in. I…

arrived around 2 PM on an Wednesday and found only four customers seated around the bar. The venue is small, with a modest stage set in the middle of a square bar area. There…

My first time in a place like this and I can tell you I really like the overall experience. The vibe is very chill and the setup is pretty conducive. . I went in and the place…

Work once again brought me to the area. Decided I would try Silver Criket for the first time. Arrived at about 3pm on a Wednesday. Parking in the back of the building,…

After a stop at Cheetah for their free lunch, and lack of spinners at their place i came over to visit BT. What I found was more spinners (4) than I’ve ever…

I’ve been going here on and off since before COVID. Looking at the reviews I’m going to format mine a little differently. A lot or all guys read these just for the girls, so I…

I was in D for work and only had one evening to get out so I figured that BD was the place given my past experience. Nostalgia is certainly a strong emotion as I…

Decided to check it out, usually do Rhode Island, but figured this was close and worth checking out. Overall good to great experience, will definitely be doing a return visit. Arrived around 4:30ish on a Friday.…

Upon approrching Em Quyen Cafe, the first impresion is one of deliberate anonymity; it’s tucked away in a stip mall, a common locasion for these types of establishments in this part of San Jose. There…

Finally got the chance to come back to this club. I arrived early but not much happen at this club so I decided to got out to eat and later came back around midnight.…

I went to the Ebony Inn a few weeks ago. It’s your standard hood, lap dance spot with 5-6 girls and 8-12 girls at night. I went there around 430pm ish (don’t ask). The cover is…

So this place has weird hours, opens and gets going about 5 or 6 then closes up about 10 or 11p. Got there about 7 and there were about 10 -12 girls and more hanging…

Was in Huntsville for the weekend, after doing some research it looked like Pony Bama was the best place to start my Saturday evening. Easy to find off the highway via Google--plenty of red /…

This place has new ownership and not for the better. Owners are super unfriendly and appear to only have bought the place to date their own strippers. Owners usually date the…

Bad experience here. Parking lot was empty when I got there a little after 12am on a Friday night. I had the night off and wanted some strange. I had just left their sister club…

Entering sweet illusions is always a shocking experience. You open the door, and BAM! there’s the stage. This afternoon is was filled with 10 or so attractive women, and maybe 6-8 PLs. Good news is…

My first time in Pittsburgh and was looking forward to seeing what the Steel City had to offer. Stopped by based on the reviews as well as the fact that it was within walking…

Found myself in Phoenix and went on another strip club spree. First stop was Sugar 44 at about 10pm. Free parking on the side and back, entrance is in the front. I had printed out…

Stopped in on a whim because I've been tired of my regular spots. This basement establishment is right across from Amazon downtown beneath a adult boutique. The place is more or less a run of…

I finally decided to rate this place. I didn't think it was necessary to leave a review since most people can get the gist of the club by reading the other reviews. Definitely worth going…

I came in around like 5pm or so, I rarely ever come out to this part of town, I don't go across the bridge past downtown often unless I'm traveling to somewhere else like another…

There are so many clubs in the area you have to be good to get an afternoon crowd. Well diamond dolls is not it. I'm pretty sure it's better at night but recommend pass during the…

Bad Angel is in the center of Munich, not far from the main train station. It's surrounded by lots of hotels and a ton of kebab places. I visited about 9:30pm on a Wednesday, which…

Walked in took a seat and met my waitress Drea, she was very nice and got all my orders correct, and with the kind of body she had wished she was a dancer. Anyway the…

I went to the Condor on Tuesday evening. This club was on my bucket list, since it is supposed to be the first strip club. - No cover at 6:30 p.m. on a…

I've reviewed Mavericks before but I had never been there during the day. This place opens at noon on Fridays which is cool, and the only place anywhere near here open during the day. I came…

Going to a nude strip club early evening is always hit or miss. It helps to have a prearranged meeting, as I did on this evening. The stage is often not used early…

Stopped by around 3pm a a sunny Thursday afternoon. Maybe 10-15 customers and about 6 dancers. Pretty chill bar that’s pretty large and comfortable. This place has a lot of regulars and a lot of…

This is now my go-to in Fort Worth, it has replaced Rick’s as my first choice. One large stage with two poles/dancers. Two to three smaller satellite stages. Above average cleanliness [for a strip club].…

Was back in town visiting Tampa. The last time I was here two years ago, I think it was called Scarlett's Ybor Strip (or perhaps just Ybor Strip). When I paid my $15…

The last month I have visited Desire a handful of different days Wednesday - Sunday. Thursday and Friday day have been the best shifts I somewhat frequent, so would recommend those if you are new…

I visited there on Friday and Saturday during my camping trip around there. Decent parking space and no cover fees. The club is of decent size and plenty of sitting but you will find most…

Where am I? Tijuana or Pattaya? Keep reading to find out. First let's find the club, probably the nearest club to downtown Phoenix. Located at the Southwest corner of 7th St & Virginia Ave, just…

On my recent Tuesday visits to Mickey’s, I’ve noted that there has been a 2nd employee to facilitate the somewhat new VIP offering. Despite the VIP being open on my recent visits, there has not…

I found myself in town unfortunately visiting family at the Hopkins' Bayview hospital. In need of a distraction I decided to check out the Baltimore scene. It's been over a decade and a…

I had the opportunity to visit this club for a second time this year. My previous visit I had a dance from a lovely Cuban and had hoped to see her again. I arrive early…

First time visitor to Cadillac lounge, gave it a shot to expand my horizons. I’m usually a Foxy or Desire guy but Desire has been going downhill with price inflation. Easy to find club, stage…

Showed up around 12:45 and the dancers were just getting there. There were a lot of latinas from DR, and Colombia. The girls mostly spoke Spanish but were very friendly. Most of them were on…

I'm happy to post the first review for Felina Geneve. This club is a legal brothel in Geneva, Switzerland, a place I have never heard mentioned as a destination for TUSCL members. Based on my…

Cheerleaders offers a perk to their patrons of a two hour open bar party in the month of their birthdays for themselves and 9 friends. Wednesday night was the October party. I was lucky enough…

Tail of three visits. First, Monday afternoon. Stopped to see the infamous Nicole and Cassie. Hit by 3 girls as soon as I sat down, even before the waitress could get to me. Pretty good…

Hey guys redoing as I did not pass inspection last time. I will try to be more detailed this time. So to describe the place I would say the outside looks a little run down. It’s…

Thursday Night at the Jaguars. Arrived at about 1am luckily they close at 3am. Topless Club. Layout has been discussed by others as well as my other review. It is a large party club you will see…

Had a rare Saturday free and some time to kill, so I decided to check out Hank's. To those who haven't been there, Hank's is a low end club, but you can occasionally run into…

A little early, so it was quiet, but I knew enough from 20 minutes at the bar and one dance that it wasn't the place for me. Cajun Club seems to have given up on its…

Woody's interior is just okay, it's pretty dated at this point and probably could be cleaner. But being on the smaller side it's got a solid setup with the stage in the middle and…

I went there about a year ago. I had a fun but not best ever night, it seems more like a place you go to party with strippers, then if your looking for intimate lap…

I’ve been twice this month. My new routine is to stop by, shoot the shit with Patty and give it an hour to see who comes in. Fantasies seems less strict about what time girls…

Out of towner visiting for a 2nd time. I remember the vibe being pretty laid back and low hustle compared to what I'm used to which sounded perfect after a long day at work. Walked…

It was gorgeous sunny day in SoCal, and I get messaged by the mesera, “ Te extraño cariño “/I miss you, darling. So who am I to say no to this pretty lady’s request, considering…

The club is pretty easy access right off Mannheim near Lake street. There are a couple of SC within a couple blocks of each other. Sometimes Gold club is the best, a few…

Having visited a number of SCs in Canada and the USA, I was intrigued what England had to offer and how these clubs could stay in business with the knowledge that everything was strictly air…

I've done many reviews of this club and so I'm going to skip all the club layout, dancer board, drink prices, etc. My visit frequency is about once a quarter, always on a Friday or…

Stopped by briefly on a Friday evening while driving home from a business trip in the DMV. Honestly it was fine, my only real complaint is there weren't that many girls working for…

This is my first time at this establishment. I was at a conference, and had some down time in the middle of the day. This location opens at noon, and is in reasonable…

Decided to check out this place to see what all the hype was about. Flight got in around 2pm. Austin, we need to talk about this airport. It’s a problem. But more on that another…

My first visit to Cheetah was around 7:30 on a Tuesday evening. Plenty of parking and the large parked lot area felt safe. Cover was $5 and was waived into the club. Walked in…

Back snowbirding to FL. I had to be nearby (PB) so stopped in. What a mistake, should have waited until I had time to go to Pompano. Was hungry so I took their lunch…

This is my first time at this establishment. I was at a conference, and had some down time in the middle of the day. This location opens at noon, and is in reasonable…

Went back to Ruby 2 Thursday Afternoon. This is what I would call my go to club. Some of the other clubs in the area are just in my opinion gross. About the club, there…

First time visit with zero expectations. Walked in and immediately got the vibe of it being a local watering hole and kind of intimidated by it / regretted stopping in. It was dead and quiet…

Decided to try going to Chez Paree again after a few decades! If you have never been, it is worth the trip just for experience of getting into the place. It might not be big…

Located in a strip mall with decent parking. Walking in, no doorman present, so no tip/cover on this visit-but for all I know he was on a bathroom break; your experience may…

There have been a couple reviews of Paradise recently that point out quite a few of the shortcomings and flaws. While I agree with a lot of the points made, I still think this is…

First review here. Traveling lots for work, long days in the car with time to kill, decided to stop in after doing some research. Street parking but street looked empty at this time. I walked…

Was in San Diego for work and decided to try out another club. Wasn't a fan of Expose a few months back. I arrived at the club at around 10pm. The club is located north…

Went in around 10:30 pm it was empty and after what felt like forever dancers were coming in and checking in to change. cover is $20 and yes you can wear sweatpants no comments…

Decided to finally check out HK last Thursday. Arrived in San ysidro and parked behind the jack in the box. $24 for roughly 23 hours. Crossing the border was easy and took 5 minutes, no…

I'd read good things about Palazzo, but came away disappointed. Went on a Saturday night after a college football game. Because of the game, I thought the place would be really busy, but it wasn't.…

So, on my latest visit, I was warmly greeted by Donna, a very friendly dancer who normally serves as my bartender. As I have gotten a 15 minute VIP LD from her on previous occasions,…

I kicked off my evening at BT's before making my way down the Michigan Avenue line to Silver Cricket, eventually landing at Henry's. My Sunday night journey took me through three unique venues until I…

I have reviewed Cheerleaders before. It was Tuesday evening and I was charged a $10 cover. Empty pockets and walk through metal detectors. When you walk in,private dance room a little to…

Sorta sketchy neighborhood and apparently due to some recent incidents there are heavily armed guards (multiple weapons on them) at the door who wand you down. After that start, it's a winding walk down some…

Was struck with a club mood on a Sunday afternoon. The place has plenty of parking space outside, but has a dinky exterior. Walking in I noticed everything looked dated and felt a run down vibe.…

Club is located at the end of a building in a light industrial area, next to a sex shop that is jointly owned. You get patted down, enter to find the ATM right in front…

My most recent visit to Brass Rail took place just after midnight on a Saturday. It's now early fall but it was just before the Maple Leafs play their first home game of the season.…

Made a rare strip club trip with a friend as I normally like going solo, but we were in party mode so we hit Essex on our first jaunt of the evening. Arrived just before…

Was in town for work so made the visit later at night. Parking was $10 for side lot or $20 for close to the door. Charging for the parking is a pet pev…

Monday afternoon, I went to Bogarts after bombing out at the Cricket. It was about 4:00 and there were only about 6 cars in the pot hole filled parking lot. Gee it is…

I stopped in just after lunch to unwind a little after dealing with an expensive legal issue. No cover per se but you give the hostess a buck for parking. It had a…

I went to Henry’s on Monday afternoon after a trip to the Cricket and Bogarts. The outside of the club was OK and the parking lot was OK, but the inside is strange. It is…

Last Monday I decided it was time for a trip to Detroit for some fun. I arrived at the Cricket at about 3:00 in the afternoon. Parking is free and there is no cover…

I arrived at 4PM. I was given a light pat down, an ID check (just looked, no scan) and paid $5 for parking. There was no cover. As has been described this…

First time visiting, not sure how safe at night I was there around 2 in the afternoon. There are signs stating they have cameras. There were 6 cars when I arrived, what to…

It's kinda so so. It's like a water downed version of locomotion, in term of the girls working and whatever. The layout is very similar, bathroom at the entrance, bar is at the back,…

Found myself in the area on an early afternoon on Monday. Parking lot was pretty empty. Went in paid the $10 cover. Went to the bar got my coke topped the bartender, and found a…

First off, pulled at 3am in the Uber when they close at 4am with nothing but bad intentions and money to spend lol. The parking lot looked small and a little suspect as well but…

OK, This is a follow up on my last post here from about 3 months ago. If you're new here, and haven't read deeper, Club 15 is a decent place to go for decent looking…

Recovering from sports overload from TX-OU Saturday to NFL & MLB Sunday. Stopped in to see the current temp and maybe enjoy some entertainment. The nicely paved free parking lot was not encouraging…

I got there right at 1PM so they hadn't been open long. Upstairs was closed and this place has been described 1000 times. Nothing has changed. I paid $10 to park and…

First time at a strip club in TN and probably my last. I stopped by for a visit while on a business trip. Walked over from my hotel, crossed the interstate. Paid the cover and…

It’s been several years since I stopped here in Horsham, which is a quick stop (though often loaded with traffic) off the turnpike. Perhaps I was reminded why it had been several years since I…