Reviews

Small club, looks like it used to be a fast food restaurant. Has a few small stages for the dancers, and seats are very close to the stage. Really, the best thing about the club…

Was here this past Tuesday with biz associates. It was okay. We all thought the dancers were below average. The dances had almost no contact. We left after about an hour and…

Cover charge to get in is $10. The drinks are $5 each. You also want to make sure to tip the waitresses so that's another extra few bucks per drink. The waitresses…

Dropped by the club on a Friday afternoon -- the dancers seem low quality and only friendly to the locals. Dancer #1 African american missing teeth and maybe a B cup, Dancer #2 Caucasin with…

Wow -- What a club. After Chastity's earlier I was losing hope. I Walked in and on stage were some very well endowed chesty young ladies. I met several ladies during…

The parking lot is crap. Go slow or you will hit potholes too fast and hard. It reminds me of mine fields, lol. Do not look nervous as you walk towards the door as the…

This place is really hit or miss. Have been 3 different times in the past 2 months late on a thursday night. Twice it was an excellent experience with many very attractive girls…

Great place with very a very freindly staff. Hot girls... I will definitely be back. Dances were great considering it is San Diego. The club is very clean and the service…

I found myself on another Friday afternoon where my meeting with clients ended early enough that I had the remainder of the afternoon to myself. On this day, it was a little tougher because I…

Visited Club O on a wednesday night. Usually go about every couple months. Was pretty dissapointed on this trip. did not seem to be the high quality of girls that I am…

I went in on a Thursday afternoon because I just happened to be in the area and I hadn’t been in in a while. I think I only saw 1 or 2 girls that…

5-6-08 My boss and I made our semi-annual visit to HB. Arribed around 7:30. Upon entering the club, we were asked for ID's, them gave the girl $10 for a token, which we…

5-7-08 My boss and I went to All Star's for the first time. We were going to Scores instead, bet saw the advertisement at a trade show kiosk. We had a free entrance…

Went to the KitKat on a weekday afternoon (around 4). There were not a lot of dancers, but they covered a wide range of types from naturally buxom, silicon, and petite. I did…

Visited on a recent Tuesday for first time in a number of months. This still has to be one of the best clubs around. The atmosphere is always great and the lap dances are the…

went in on monday april 28th. the décor has not changed. it is still a nice place to hang and the are lots of tvs... some showing sports and othes showing the dancers. the…

This is a nice and friendly club. The waitresses are good looking and also do a dance or two on occasion. One large U-shaped bar and a stage behind it. One can…

Excellent beer specials and with web pass definitely worth the money if you want to watch half-naked dancers. If you are a butt man, this is your place. I prefer them with something…

Went here Sat. while seeing OR for a few days; my fiance was concerned but as we ran into other ladies there with guys she felt better. Great place to start the nite, low cover,…

My favorite club in San Diego, but that doesn't say much since I'm from LA. When I was here, I actually thought that all of the dancers were above average, with most falling between the…

Spent 2 hours there the night before my meetings. Has a couple of private dances. Good quality and cost $15 a song. Watch out though as they usually talk to you and…

Had been in TO for a week on business, and needed some entertainment on my last night there. The ratings here made the club sound worth trying. Coming from south of the 49th and used…

Stopped by on a rainy Wednesday night. Definitely not a busy night. Good size club, not too seedy, but not fancy. Staff was matter-of-fact, if not overly friendly. About 10 girls…

Went there on way back to Boston from NYC. Enough hot dancers to keep things interesting and just about all eager to press (literally :) for some contact. Some dancers on the stage…

visited Centerfold first time in about 10 years on a tue night. There is a big convention in town, so Treasure was way too busy. Centerfold parking lot was full, but the inside was…

After finding no good action at Sugar Shack, Pop-a-Top, and Soobies, I ended up at Caberat II. Much better party atmosphere, not too smokey for a change, and when I walked in there were…

stop in on dayshift ..mostly average looking girls and average fun factor, nite shift has all the hotties and i think it starts at 7pm, i think you should wait till 9pm for the fun…

stop in for a beer and checked it out, its a rundown building and the last poster nail it right on, i think it opens at 3 so i saw 1 black dancer and 3…

if you like hole in the wall places, this is it, but we go for the girls and not the bar ...i like it but needed more girls, girls friendly and cheap beer..a great combo...i…

Not too many really good-looking dancers on a Tuesday afternoon at 1pm, but hey, it's a Tuesday afternoon. I got a lap dance from one young woman with a nice smile and perfect breasts. Lots…

Visited Tootsies on a Saturday afternoon recently. At that time there is no cover so if you can get there before 8:00pm you pay no cover. Also, the drinks are dicounted. You would…

I was on my way to Orlando airport and had about 45 minutes to kill. Stopped in on a Friday afternoon. There were maybe 6-8 patrons. I took a seat a couple…

Phat's is an all black club but I was welcomed in the door being caucasian. There is a small cover charge and they will pat you down as you enter. I have been…

Stopped by here again and had another similar experience. There are only about 4-5 girls on during the day shift, but there are good times to be had. Just about everyone is friendly,…

This is still the best place near Philly to go for a lapdance. Sometimes the local authorities seem to want to make it difficult for a while, then things seem to ease up again…

Once again a disapointment. You have to be a regular for the dancers to even look at you. In addition the girls sit at the bar by themselves. No interaction and the…

Well, I am beginning to think there is not much hope for Pensacola. This place isn't terrible, don't get me wrong, I guess I am just used to better. The place needs a…

This is one of best clubs you will find anywhere. There seem to be enough dancers and enough customers and everyone seems to be having a good time. The variety of dancers should…

Visited Baby Dolls while in Dallas on a business trip. Club continues to be outstanding. Comfortable. Very good service. Great looking dancers. Excellent lap dances from most of the girls.…

I stopped in on a Saturday Night around Midnight. The place looked busy so I decided ot give it a shot, since I was ready for a change from BDD up the street.…

This is a great club, firstly and most importantly there are many beatiful nude girls. Secondly the dances are not tame but still are within the rules, ie a great friction dance. Also a good…

The Flight Club was amazing this past visit, went with the daily double. Afternoon visit with a lovely hispanic girl who knew how to please. Great dance and had me thinking about my next…

I stopped by Sparky's about 3 in the afternoon last Wed. Unlike previous visits, club memberships were being checked at the door in the afternoon. With the card I got in free.…

Now that I live locally, decided it was high time to go check it out. The membership and entry fee is steep ($35) but BYOB helps. Even though I smoke, a smoke filled…

Stopped by for an afternoon at PP and was not disappointed. I only come by on the afternoons, so I can't speak about the night crew. But the day crew is very nice. I really perfer…

Had my shortest visit ever to this club. Used to go spend a whole evening there due to the sports on TV, low pressure environment and friendly hot girls. Talent seems to be way down…

This Club was o.k. there was one drunk or high stripper the others looked a little worn down the dancers didn't act like they were having fun with there job the drinks were expensive and…

I have not been in the Red Dog Saloon in quite some time and I must say it has changed. I have found it is better to frequent during the day hours as opposed to…

I went to the club on a Wednesday night after a Kid Rock concert. I got there about 11:30PM. The cover was $8.00 and mix drinks were $6.25. The crowd was pretty good for a…

Went there last week to check out the improved club. Well it's a lot nicer but the quality of girls hasn't really improved. Most girls are quite overweight, a couple of them were nice but…

Went to Treasures last week to see if it was everything it had been talked up. Unfortunately, I found it more like recent posts than the older posts. First off, the women here are beautiful.…

Stopped by on a Monday after work. Place was pretty dead, but seemed to pick up some as the night went along. Didn't see any of my old faves, so tried out a couple of…

I went back there recently as this has become my favorite club. What I do not like is that the bar is rather small and usually it is hard to get a drink. Usually the…

Drove up at 4 pm, wasn't sure they were open. Just a few cars parked around the side and none in front. I tried the door anyway and, yep, they open at…

(This review replaces an INCOMPLETE review inadvertantly sent earlier) A major remdeling project is underay at DJV Springfield. On a recent night, it was like a war zone inside but it made for an interesting…

This will be a brass tacks review for the out of town set. Unless you happen to be in Holiday, Florida there is no need to go out of your way to check this…

I stopped in at the Doll House of Columbus at 10 p.m. on Saturday April 26, 2008. There were about fifteen customers (a good percentage of whom were under twenty-one as evidenced by the…

I was in town and made an impromptu stop at the love boutique. I didn't see anything I wanted there and figured I would stop by the club for few minutes. I reluctantly paid the…

Went on a Sunday afternoon, about 4:00 pm, very small, music too loud, DJ even louder and always interrupting the shortened songs to tell you to tip the ladies, even when no-one was on stage.…

I was there primarily due to an advertisement I saw in a local magazine. I paid a cab driver $30 to deliver me to the club and he offered to wait. There was no cover…

Went to LDs a few months ago over a 3 day weekend. Was surprised at how different Saturday and Sunday was -- Sunday, the place was totally dead, complete waste of cover. Saturday,…

Tried it again and it was weaker than the last time I went in the day. Do not go during the daytime hours. This place is completely different at night. There are…

This is a great place for a nice free lunch with a view. If you could take a break with a $3.00 beer and a great parade of dancer this is a place to…

Another great place to have a free lunch with a great dessert. This is a totally nude club. Most of the people are regulars. You could see a lot of the dancers…

The cricket is a nice, clean club with good food, big screen tv's, and a relaxed atmosphere. The problem is the girls, other than some of the waitstaff, just aren't that attractive, or very…

Dropped by this club again. I love the big roomy booths. They even have real doors. Makes the whole experience that much better. One of my favs were there, Alicia. So went and had some…

Was in the LaSalle area and looking for something to do. Had to drive to Ottawa, a little further than I thought, but well worth the trip. This place is just off I-80. There is…

Outside of the club is a little different, it's a converted house. Inside was very dark, hard to tell what sort of shape it was in, but it did not seem dirty or dingy.…

My hopes for this place have been dashed. On my last visit the dancer quality was incredibly poor. Too much ink and too many flabby out of shape dancers; alm ost all of them btw.…

Wow! What can I say...Arnie's totally delivered. Mostly black club and all the girls working were black and thick. I was offered extras by everybody in the VIP. Dances are done in…

Stopped in on a Wed. afternoon for the first time. No cover during the day and bottle beer was $3.50. Sure is not much happening here during the day. Only two…

Stopped in on a tuesday evening and was pleasantly surprised by the quality for a tuesday night. There were a few 5's but also a fair number of 7's and 8's. Other than…

I visited the Body Shop last night on the way home from the airport. I had my card, so it cost nothing to enter. There were probably 10 to 12 girls working, ranging from…

Stopped by the old Sandy Jug, now the Pirates Cove, or has been called this for some time now. Short and sweet, everybody was really nice and accommodating, but lack luster at best.…

Finally got a dance with the object of my lust described in an earlier review. Unfortunately, the dance was better in anticipation than reality. It wasn't terrible, but in comparison to how she…

Went to the Doll House Of Columbus on Wednesday April 30. Got in the club at 11:00pm. Not a lot of people in the club at all. About 10 customers. I saw around 7…

I made a return visit after several years absence. The club hasn't changed. It is a big, long club. You enter beside the bar and pay the cover charge. You get…

Went in on Friday of last week. No cover even though it was approaching evening time. Came in and had a $1.50 Rainier - cheapest strip club beer I've ever had. The girls were okay...…

I finally, finally made it into the Nitro. I'm glad I did, and I certainly hope the city fathers and mothers don't shut the place down. One enters from the alley, pays one's cover, and…

Having been away for a couple of years, I decided to drop by the Flamingo. Actually, I was heading to the City of Industry but the traffic was just killer. I quickly popped into a…

I used to frequent this club a lot. The makeover looks good. However, there is always the waitress drink hustle. Here's who I saw: Natalie: skinny blonde from North Carolina, short hair, attractive. Her…

Restaurant on one part of the building, stages in another. The stage area has one long stage surrounded by tables, flanked on one side by a long bar, and the other by more chairs in an…

Stopped by for a few beers. The place still smells kind of moldy from the roof leaks. A few cute latino dancers working. Got some laps and they were very close!…

Went in on a Monday night--it was "fight night" 2 girls in a boxing ring fighting for top prize (a boob job). I left immediately as that wasn't what I go to a club…

I've always wanted to visit Bare Assets, but I never had a chance. I've read some great reviews here on TUSCL and on other websites. Either a big rainstorm would back up traffic…

I haven't been to the Banana sice they closed years ago. I missed the Cages and the cheesey feel. The cover was similar to what I remember. The drinks may have gone up a bit.…

The good news - club usually has 50 - 75 dancers on day shift. The bad news - usually less than 50 customers, so you are constantly harassed for dances. If one dancer…

Sammy's is a Birmingham institution, however, that doesn't make up for the lame atmosphere. No table dances, no private rooms, and the dancers are very aloof, with exceptions. Much of this is due…

Visited the club for the first time in a couple of years. Club is in a diverse ethnic part of town and all ethnic groups of dancers and customers are represented. Probably 50%…

I vist this club about once a month, and there is always about 50% turnover with the dancers. There are usually more dancers than customers on the day shift. If you spend a…

Met Shadowcat on his monthly pilgrimage to Mecca back in March. Just getting around to submitting the review now. I don't know how anyone can have a bad time in this club on…

Went to the PP this past Friday. Got there around 5 pm. The afternoon shift was clearing out as I rolled in. There were about 6 girls there and one blonde came and sat w/me.…

I visited Bogarts after a long time. It looks like the club was remodeled with the DJ booth being moved closer to the main stage. There were around 10 + dancers which was surprising for…

Parking for this place is a pain as it is street only. Don't confuse the next door place (Les Girls) which does have parking. The Body Shop was a bit slow. It was…

Things have changed parking lot was less than half full which could either be good or bad as in m-f ratios. Upon entering one stage was closed and the talent level was about as…

First visit to this new club, and we were very impressed. After a disasterous visit to Trumpps just down the road, we we glad to be in a place that still seemed to respect the…

Stopped after work for a beer and to realax. should have gone to the sports bar instead. I know it was nice day out but every girl was out in the smoking patio…

Horrible club. They put a hard sell on you as you enter to get a private dance in the back. Most of the girls look fair at best. Once you pick your girl, they take…

I stopped into Moments about 12:30 PM this Saturday for a beer, since 'Ironman' was sold out and I had an hour to kill. I didn't know they were open but figured it was…

Not sure why I keep coming back to the OG in the evening. I don't care much for the new layout with the private booths -- except during the day. That's when there's no extra…