Reviews

I have heard this is an interesting place to work. It's a little sleazier than even most clubs, with carpet lining some of the walls. It is basically a strip mall. It…

Business does not take me to Tampa and Ybor Strip near enough but then again it is probably good it doesn't. I have been going to this club for over 15 years and I…

Love this club! It's been a year or so since I lived in Cali and went but when I did I went all the time. Sundays and Saturday afternoons were the best. I always got…

First time back here in about 4 years. When I come to Tampa I usually go to Ybor Strip but on this visit I wanted to re-try the Mons. It was great to…

Interesting club, it's in a kind of seedy little part of town, very industrial and a tad run down. The club itself is smaller than many of the of the newer clubs I've been…

Vrey classy, elegant club. Nice physical features. High tech admission ticket and lap-dance counter. Girls are friendly, waitresses not too pushy. In fact while I was at the stage, three waitresses in…

Great place to spend a little time and a little (or a lot) of money. I like Ruby, Tiffany, Fernanda, Paris (all blonde brazilians) but the best by far in Jill. Blue-eyed brunette ukrainian with…

I was on a business trip to Tampa and decided to check out this club due to it's high rating. I have to say I was very unimpressed. From the outside the building…

Made a Friday afternoon stop at Jiggles in Tualatin. 21 very attractive dancers (including the super hot Porsche). Ally, Amber, Halo, Faith and Coco all were popular, Porsche seemed to spend all her time with…

All I can say is I now see why this is on the top ten list. The Silver Bullet is defiantly not your typical strip club. It is more like your corner bar…

This was a great place. It's the infamous "we bare all" signs on I-75. No alcohol and no smoking means a great atmosphere that looks the opposite of what you'd think a place…

I went to Cheeks tonight to scope out if I wanted to work there and that place is awesome! The girls that i saw were hot! like really hot, there was this one dancer with…

Small clean club. Two bars. One stage (about 40' long) with 1 pole. You can sit right at the stage and the girls get topless. I was surprised to see so many…

This is a nicely decorated club. Very classy inside. One stage with seats all around. It is VERY dark inside and if you are not sitting right around the stage it is hard to really…

Enjoyable, low-key evening. Was in the area on business, so took a short detour to check this place out. Paid the $10 cover, sat down at the stage and ordered the one drink…

On this trip to Mons I went around 9pm on a Sunday night. Crowd was moderate to light and there were very few girls. It was surprising to me how they had to…

PP is an all-time favorite, despite the inevitable flaws Is it dark? Very. Is it smoky? Definitely. Is it spacious? Not really. Now, as for the dancers, PP…

Dances are very affordable. Although the dancers are not the hottest, they are the every once and a while 10. I went there with a buddy, we had a good time, spent most the night…

Stopped in last night..first time in a while. I was expecting dullness, with the economy and all. But the place was hopping. Hard to find a stool. Decided not to buy…

Hadn't been here in at least a year, but decided to try for the hell of it. Only a few customers, but yet not the dead feel that these places so often…

Visited late Sunday evening, a little after 10. There were only 3 dancers there, maybe a dozen customers, but most of those were not getting dances. I went over to the bar for…

Wandered in early on a Saturday afternoon. I was very lucky that a MILF-like dancer who was a fave remembered me. It had been quite some time since I had been in, and…

I stopped in Miss Kitty's on the way to the airport on afternoon. The club seems a little sketchy from the outside and my first impression of the inside did not help much.…

Ended up here on a DC work trip. Its a bar with strippers more or less. Very attractive ones. However I was unaware of the no contact rules in DC which take…

Even though there is no nudity on the stage or floor this club has beautiful and talented entertainers that know how to keep the crowd happy. There are not a lot of dancers when…

I wish more of the clubs in the NYC area could be like this club. On a friday there's an all afternoon buffet, lots of girls in the day shift, and they're open in the…

First time I've ever stopped in on a weekday afternoon. I was surprised to find about 15 customers and about 8 dancers before 4pm on a Thursady. There was no cover and happy…

Went to Playhouse today and this club does live up to it's reputation. I've been to quite a few clubs over the years seen good mileage clubs and the clubs featuring hot girls, rarely…

Checked out Christies on recent business trip and was not at all impressed. I found the girls to were pushy about asking for dances and drinks were quite expensive compared to other clubs I have…

girls are pretty and have nice bodies. drinks aren't over priced. Club itself is small, gets crowded easy, "whole in the wall" feel (aka, needs an update). But at least get girls…

First time I've been to Mickey's since before the fire and renovation. I used to like the place a lot even thought it was kinda rundown and the girls were generally not as attractive as…

I had a few hours to kill in the afternoon and decided to make a rara afternoon visit. There were a few other customers, and then one girl was particularly bad just rubbing me the…

I was the club on Friday night. Seemed to be a little crazy considering the cops had the road closed 10 feet past the club due to a traffic homicide that basically occured in…

Went on a Monday to take advantage of the 2 for 1 dance special. Got there aboout 1:00. CF has topless dancing downstairs and full nude upstairs. Started downstairs where one girl…

Well, $5 Monday is still going strong. I arrived around 2:30 pm and there was a moderate crowd for that time of day. I watched the dancers for awhile and then got a…

The place is getting spruced up some, but still has that "dive" feel to it. There are some new dancers coming in and they know how to accomendate. The dance I received was…

Well the new look of the place is nice on the inside. on the outside a big with lipstick is still a pig. The dancers are still the same old, and I mean OLD group…

This is *almost* the perfect strip club! I was in town on business and decided to stop in based on the reviews I'd seen. I stopped in about 10, found a parking spot no problem…

A friend and I met up for a weekend in New Orleans. The hotel bellman shared some passes to the Penthouse Club and that is how we decided to go. The girls are attractive and plenty…

When I arrived there were three dancers already sitting with the three customers that were there before me. Another guy walked in at the same time I did and I think we had the…

Still my go-to place for all my lapping needs. While this club has a rep for overpriced, low-mileage bikini dances, you may well be surprised when you take some knowing dancers into the VIP…

I was pleasantly surprised by this club. Nice bar with a surprising selection of champaign (Dom!). I got a bottle of Miller Lite (4.75 I believe) from the bar and then moved to one of…

This is really kind of a strange club. The girls were all pretty hot - and liked to dance. The bad part was the place was kind of a dump - just flimsy…

I was in on a Saturday afternoon. I was in the neighborhood and I thought I should stop in. I used to come in here a lot when I lived nearby. So,…

Recently went to Keepers for the first time. I've seen it mentioned in the CT post a few times for having legal problems with the city of Milford. Apparently the mayor and some lawmakers are…

I have been to this club a few times now and overall it is a pretty good time. I've only been there on the weekends so i'm not sure how it is during the week…

Average talent, other then 1 or 2 dancers. No pressure on lap dances, and no jukebox fee. Drink prices were ok, private room is $10.00 1 time fee per night. Lap dances are $20.00 in…

Saturday afternoon around 3:00pm and this place was dead. When I walked in there was one other customer in the place. However, there were 6-8 dancers. Immediately after I sat down I was…

A couple of friends and I stopped by here a couple of days ago. Let me just say it is a much better bang for your buck than any club in the US. Unlike adelitas…

The club has remodeled. New carpet and booths in the VIP. They now charge a cover to enter the VIP ($10) and the dances are $20 per song. $10 dances are done…

visited on a recent Wed. afternoon. paid a cover (don't remember how much?). No alcohol, which automatically detracts from ratings. beautiful sunny afternoon, so club was predictably quiet. My 1st ever visit there. Had a…

I have been to several of the clubs in Newark and this one has some of the best looking women. Most of them are either Brazilian or of spanish speaking decent, so the ability…

Bogarts is not a glitzy "gentleman's bar." It feels a little sleezy/seedy - just right for a strip club. Visited on a fairly slow Monday night. Quite a range of girls -…

I saw this club for first time Friday and would first say it's location is not ideal for a bikini bar which it is located where rt206 meets rt38. I heard about this place thru…

I heard this club was good and decided to give a go yesterday. "Wow, amazing!" are all I have to say after I had one of the hottest private dances with one stunning girl Sat…

yes playhouse is not upscale, not cheap, but still very good for the private lap dances. forgot to write about private lap dance last post, im pretty sure the blonde's name was ruby, i'd put…

I got there around 1:00 pm. There were four dancers and one girl there for a 'try-out'. There was one other guy when I got there and a few more came in after.…

Good time was had. Got there around 10:00 p.m. and just started roll call. All the girls go up on stage then come down and give you a quick lap dance for a buck tip.…

I promised myself I wouldn't go back here but I was in town for a convention, out with a group of friends and I was outvoted. The other guys all had to see this…

I thought the dancers were extremely un-attractive for the most part and very pushy, i only stopped in cause i was right accross the way at crystal palace and wanted to give it a try.…

this review is for two trips in the same week...was here on a thursday night and the place was a ghost town.after valeting car and paying cover and for a booth i think i was…

There were 16 dancers doing 2 song sets on 4 stages on Friday night. I've noticed an overall decrease in the quality of dancers and their routines in the last 6 months or so.…

I had not been to Cheaters for a while and this time was not as much fun as the last few visits. It is still very dark, so you can't see some of the girls…

Nice place to stop at to relax at the end of the night. Some of the dancers are amazingly hot, and can put a good show on stage. Others not so much, so…

I used to stop by here reguarly a few years ago but it started to have too much sketchy activity for my tastes. I needed to kill an hour on the way to the…

Best club in san diego. Most of the girls are really nice, and wont harass you to much for dances. Its a pretty standard layout. There is a large stage in the middle, seating along the…

Really good club to go hang out with your buddies. The girls are not pushy AT ALL. I was kind of blown away by how passive they were about asking for dances. The DJ was…

I visited the club late on Saturday night. While expensive, the TL is always a guaranteed sure thing. After paying the typical over priced cover, I took a seat at the dance stage rail. I…

I arrived early evening. As you enter the club there is a coat check area - lobby. They you proceed and enter the showroom. They have added a new feature to the…

This place is hopping. Arrive early evening, found a seat, ordered a drink from the lovly waitress. She interupted a cell phone call to wait on me. While she is a good…

No cover in the daytime, always good value. I have visited three times in the last month. The place is dark and small. Two thins I like about it is along three…

I used to go to Gallaghers many years ago, when it was around the corner on Queens Blvd. It was one of the few clubs in New York that seemed relaxed and pleasant, long…

Playhouse is probably best club for lap dances Jersey has to offer for value and lap dance quality. I compare it to Go=Go-Rama, which is nude but offers very good lap dances also. Playhouse has…

Sometimes this club has more waitresses than the dancers. There were at least two cocktail waitresses whom were looking hotter than most of the dancers there. I got dances from 4 different dancers and I…

Came in the mid-afternoon. About 6 girls working. There might have been girls that would be at best a 6. Most of the ladies are a little thick.…

I was in Vancouver on business not that long ago and happened to be staying in a hotel right next to Brandi's. I had never been so I figured why not give it a try,…

I visited this club recently on a Friday afternoon. It's not always the case during the day but there were at least a dozen dancers of all types ranging from 5's to 9's. This club…

I returned to the Northern after more than a year of being away. The first thing I noticed was some remodeling. They moved the front desk across to the right side of the…

Stopped in about 2 weeks ago on a Thursday night, looking to collect on a Super Bowl bet from Jasmine. But I was disappointed to find out that Jasmine wasn’t working that night, maybe…

Disgusting and scuzzy club. Since it's 18+, there were quite a few high school students bringing the class of this place even lower. They were loud, crude, and not at all pleasant to…

PH Rocks!! Got here around 4pm on Friday and this club was jumpin' everyone havin a good time (does anyone work anymore?!) Well, I saw a few fine babes parading around this place so dropped…

I really like this club. It's my regular (which is once every few months). The girls are always hot and this time and last time they are much nicer. I chalk it…

Was in Arlington so I stopped by to check this place out. It had been about 6 years since I had been there last. Got there around 3:30 and paid the cover charge, Think it…

By far one of the worst clubs I have been to. Dancers hardly moved, very unattractive, and the seating arrangement was very unappealing. Very doubtful of a repeat visit. I have visited many clubs from…

Everytime I'm in New York, I go to Flashdancers at least 2-3 times during my week here. Lots of different beauties here (Brazilians, Russians, Europeans) for everyone. It can get annoying when the…

A really nice mix of ladies. I went on Thursday and it was empty and had 9-10 women approach me in two hours asking if I wanted a lap dance. Over half were…

The Rhino is still the Rhino. You can always count on finding a girl who will fulfill your wishes. (within legal limits) you can also find girls whose aim it is to take as much…

Recent early Friday afternoon: Sampled the regular Fri. lunch buffet, then the real dessert. Noontime started out with maybe 6 dancers, stream of arrivals made it 12-15 total. COST FACTORS: $5 daytime cover, $4 to park…

First, I should say that I haven't been to Desire in a few years and second, that I am a major fan of Fantasies - see reviews I have posted there. However, there have…

Recent mid afternoon Friday- shoehorned visit in between other club visit and later flight to catch. I got free pass to this club at Bare Ellegance. I don't think that the 2 clubs are sister…

I stopped by Cheaters a couple of months ago (see previous review) and was quite surprised. It was a week night and I was surprised to have found a few girls that were quite…

I was in Dallas for the first time in decades, so I decided to check out the legendary Baby Dolls. The place was incredibly busy for a Sunday night, with lots of dancers and…

Have not been here in awhile. The club is the same, except they rope off the tables on the farside of the bar now unless it is busy or you are eating/buying a bottle. The…

Talk about "Your Mileage May Vary" I went up for my annual trip to the Great White North and thought I would stop into my favorite club in the Toronto area. I'm not sure if…

Went in here before a dinner meeting, knowing I was going to see Nevaeh at Cheerleaders later in the night now that she has moved over. So, went in to get a beer and see if…

Went with my wife at the end of Feb 2009. Around 40 dancers available from all over. Had a couple of private dances but nothing outstanding. A couple of the girls from…

1st time to the club. Went to see Nevaeh, who used to dance at Blush. She had them send a car to my hotel to pick me up for free and I got to meet…

Club Fantasies in consistently my favorite club in Providence, although I haven't been back to Foxy or the Caddy in a while, so really can't comment on them. I like this club for a…

The taxi driver warned us this wasn't the best strip joint. We went on a Sunday night. Lots of talent available. Mostly 7's & 8's and one blonde 9. $10 cover, not bad for all nude. We…

Arrived about 10:30pm, March 5, 2009. This maybe only my third visit in 10 years. Club is very dark on the inside. Two stages for a total of 3 dancers up at…