Reviews

I visited on a Wednesday at 3pm looking for the most basic of entertainment: women dancing and stripping to music. I was able to park in the back of the club hidden kind of behind…

Got there at 4:00 Sunday afternoon - an hour after opening. Ten ladies on hand which grew to 15 or 16 by teh time Ieft at 5:30. Yes, it is dark. But, I followed a…

This place is literally the buffet of strip clubs. Buddy was staying at resorts world and we decided to pay a visit. This place is always our second choice behind SR in Vegas. Cover…

OK, I visited twice on a tuesday. First I came in around 5:00 pm, then returned around 10:00. So I am going to review both times. It is off the road next to…

Stopped in at the pink palace for a few as I found myself with an hour to kill . Pulled into ample parking as there were only a few cars in the large…

I have been reading reviews about the Playhouse for quite a while but could never line up a stop there with one of my drives through NJ. I had an overnight in East Brunswich and…

Stopped in on an October Saturday as I was passing through. Canned details here and specific update below: No surprise on drink prices, $6/beer, drinks depending on liquor type and single/double. I’ll say the bartenders…

went in halloween night door was $20 after 8pm as usual they check ur id and its bring your own booze the club started a little slow at first 7-9 then got busier at around…

Dropped by Cloakroom while in DC for the weekend. Been a few years since my last visit and wanted to see how things were holding up, and as far as I have found it is…

I’ve been to the club before and wanted to update on how it’s been since the last time. As you enter it’s right next to the Dairy Queen with pretty good parking in front of…

Retuned to the Rhino after about a year and a half for a friends birthday. Sadly, not much has changed but there were a few newer ladies. Parking is in the back. Small club only…

Playhouse is a pink building on Rte 130 in Burlington- not far from turnpike exit. There is plenty of parking. You enter a dark building. There is a long rectangular bar with…

My first time in Men’s club. Went on a Wednesday evening around 8pm. Nice girl at the front desk. Paid the entry fee and went it. Large club with the main bar at the…

It has been a few months and wanted to check it out. Swing by a Friday afternoon, around 5 PM for a quick visit. It was the halloween evening. Paid $5 to park, and got…

This is a review of two daytime visits - arriving12noon-2pm. I parked in the safe/free Eastern side lot (two other lots available). $1 entry taken by a sexily-dressed babe with no security frisk (plus voluntary…

Oh I gave it another chance. It's been told many times pedal this plays is set up. You go in the front door. It's a small area where you pay and can exchange money. Remember…

In Vegas for work and got in early. Thought I would check this place out. The area looks a little sketchy but I had a rental and it was during the day. The parking is…

It has been two months since my last visit to Pandora's, so with nothing to do on a Monday afternoon, I decided it was time to stop in and see how my favorite club was…

Visited on a Tuesday at around 5. You walk in, go through a metal detector and walk over to the bar which surrounds the stage. On this day it was slow and there were only…

First time at this club. Had an engagement up in Fresno and my Saturday Night free. The Rundown: -Nude Club 18+ -No Alcohol -Fri/Saturday open till 4am, Opens 5pm everyday -Cover 25$ at 11pm -Bottle Water only 2$ Dance Pricing (Posted behind…

I finally got around to checking out Synsations after chatting with one of the girls on Instagram and despite the negative reviews I've seen, I actually had a good time and plan on returning. …

went to bt’s executive club in dearborn the other night and honestly it was just ok man like the place looks nice when you first walk in kinda upscale lighting and all that but the…

Got to the place around 11:30 parking available on the side of the building I heard parking was tough here so glad it was so easy. I walk in and was created by the bouncer.…

I stopped by day of Halloween hoping for some tricks or treats..sorry couldn't resist. Walk through the metal detector and DJ/guard approves my entrance. Two bars one right in front of you with…

I stopped by this club around 12:30 a.m. on a Monday night while I was in town for work. For a weeknight, the place was decently busy, with about 15 to 20 dancers working the…

Acrop A coworker’s last day so a group decided what better way to send someone off then hit up acropolis. This is actually become sort of a tradition. It hasn’t mattered if it’s…

For first time in a long time I chose a after kitty bar trip. I was working in North Austin and decided to hit this place up on my way back south. The place is…

(Notes on the girls are at the bottom, In case you don't want to read the rest) THIS IS THE WORST STRIP CLUB IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!1! DESERTSCRUB WAS RIGHT!!!!1!1! The building is run down!…

I stopped by FlashDancers about an hour ago, my second visit in roughly three months. Both times I got in using the free-entry flyers the guy hands out on the corner of 45th. Tonight they…

My first time in Atlanta for business, decided to hit strip club on first night, it just happened to be a Sunday night, so not many were open but based on Uber driver recommendation, I…

This review comprises of a number of visits in the last couple months or so (I have been traveling all over the place for work so couldn't really settle down in one area long enough).…

Stopped in Saturday night immediately after the football game. Cover I believe was $8. I gave a $20 and got a bunch of ones back. I hadn’t been there in a long…

I find Torpedoes to be like a relaxed, neighborhood bar, with decent-looking dancers that are eager to help you have fun. The dancers are mostly Latina, and while they are mainly in the 5-7…

First time here and will be back. Its a grey building off the road with ample parking to the side. When you walk in the door the bar is straight ahead, stage is to…

In my last review, I mentioned the Gold Club was now charging Penthouse prices ($40 lap dances), but doesn’t have Penthouse quality girls. Well now they have Penthouse girls! Literaly. At least for the moment.…

Stopped in one afternoon just to check the place out. It wasn’t super busy, but there were still plenty of girls hanging around the bar, which was nice. The bartender was really friendly and got…

A small space with two stages: one right as you walk in, and a smaller stage in the smoking section. The club is clean, the restrooms were clean, and as you walk by…

I previously reviewed Gallagher’s and described it as consistently disappointing. That is still true to some extent. The dancers are older, uglier, and have worse plastic surgery than at other clubs. And most of them…

(up front I'll say, per usual in my reviews, I have no idea how much drinks are because I don't pay for my own.) First off, this club is super cute, several floors, a sports bar,…

Hands down best club in Montana. How the population of Montana keeps growing, yet our strip club numbers keep declining? Really makes you question the newcomers to the treasure state. I showed up to teasers…

My first time to MDS, and it had been so long I totally forgot what It was like inside. Obviously the crew that remodelled Cafe Atlantis did this place. Everything about the place is…

Dream Boutique is an amazing place if you want to have a good time. The place is located in an industrial area. There is lots of free parking. Upon entering the establishment to the right…

Going to diamonds after not being there for a long time. Obviously the place was renovated in the last 15 years. I remember it being a lot more grungy, now it looks like a wine…

Walked into Chicas for the first time and was surprised to find what must have been over 20 girls working on a weeknight. One came right up to me at the bar and turned on…

Was at The Basement earlier, a warehouse sort of rave spot not too far from here in queens and ended up going to show palace with a bunch of guys in town from Eastern Europe…

First time going to a club in the LA area. Honestly wasn’t too impressed but I will try again. Went in. Wednesday around 3 pm. The parking was fine. It’s off a busy street. Doesn’t…

Many (including me) have described Scarlett's; but here goes. Parking - valet service available, I give the guy $20 and that covers cost and tip Entrance - I give the lady $15, that covers entrance cost and…

Several visits of October during the day, although I wasn't able to stop by during the costume party. I don't think its needed to go over the club description as its been done and nothing has…

Arrived late at night after a night of drinking. Solid joint for sure, doorman, valet, cover, a higher end club for sure. There was a cover charge but was with a friend of a friend…

First visit to this spa. The parking is atrocious. The lot is a total mess, in an industrial plaza. But that is not why anyone goes here. Best advice would be to visit the website…

I stopped Oasis on a Saturday afternoon. I have been there before, and I have described the lay-out in the past. There seemed to be more cars in the front lot than the…

Spent Saturday from 3:30 to about 6:00 at TT's. Self-Park with key handover $5. $5 cover. My beer brand has gone up to $8. Dances are $20. There are booths along the wall that cost $20…

L&L Southend is definitely where to go if you're a first timer. I got there on a Saturday night and sat near the main stage, and watched a few girls on the pole while I…

Arrived at Queens Cabaret on a Saturday night recently, and left a bit underwhelmed. The place has more night club vibes than other clubs, and is known to be an after hours spot, open until…

I visited late afternoon on a Thursday. Another reviewer had suggested a daytime stop. The club is located on a busy road between an Acme and a strip mall. There is parking next to the…

L&L University is where it's at if you want a casual place to visit. I've been twice and had two great experiences. My first visit was a Friday night, and the place was popping. It was…

Visited Crazy Horse Rock Hill on a casual Friday night over the summer, for the obvious reason that it's the only fully nude club in the Charlotte Metro. The drive from Charlotte was about 30…

Been a few months since I visited Nikita's. This was a Saturday visit of Halloween weekend. I arrived about 8:30 to a mostly empty club. By 10:00 almost every seat was taken…

Maybe it was the post-Halloween sugar crash but Angels was dead on that Saturday night. Other nights feature more dancers and I guessed that they were all worn out from the night before. The parking…

Stopped in on a weekday afternoon for my first visit to this place. Easy to find the pink building and plenty of parking space for my large truck. $10 cover got me in and two…

I went to Club 390 for their $10 dance special on Wednesdays which was full contact and nude. The entry fee was $20 after 8 PM. The place got crowded after 10 PM and there…

Parked at church across street, paying $10 to guy in car at lot entrance. If arriving in afternoon, you may be called over by a guy near club entrance asking for parking fee. Pay cover…

What can I say that already hasn’t been said? First, surprise is the cover, very cheap, $5, for a place this nice. That’s how they get you, once inside the prices go up and…

The place is currently back open, per the sign out front Friday and Saturday 6 pm. To 2 am. Cover is now $20 and first non-alchohol (i usually only get coke) is included. I did…

Friday afternoon i arrived and was told there were 2 girls with another coming on shortly. I decided to pay the $26 cover anyway and see in spite of the obvious reasons not to. Would…


 Haven’t been to KOD in a 3 months. My habit is to go there for the 4 to 9 shift on weekdays. They publish their roster on the their web page,…

I Was in Portland on business and went to Club Rouge on a Wednesday evening around 6pm after work. I figured things would be slow since they opened at 5 but I figured I'd…

I had a long Saturday night and decided to see what was up at Night Shift, since I hadn't been there in about two months under the new ownership and since it has a reputation…

First timer here i heard a lot of good things about this club so decided to go with a few friends. When you first enter the lobby there's a security guard to check your ID, then…

Visited during Halloween and there was a raffle of some type going on. Raffle tickets were given anytime a drink was purchased. Now time to review. Upon entering most of the girls were dressed up in…

Came on a Thursday afternoon for the VIP special. The club is small and on a busy intersection. Be ready for a very public frisk and wand. Once inside the stage is in the middle…

I decided to make the trip here halloween night for a bit of a change of pace. I have never been to a strip club halloween party and its scientifically proven thats the best holiday…

To start I want to say I've been to the club 4 times now and as I'm in the area for work. I will say that the club is set up nice and the…

Summary: I love petite women but not too big as I am only 5’9’’. I tried other clubs in the state and decided to try this club since I felt it doesn’t get the same…

I was in the area, and decided I wanted to give this place a try. I had never gone to place like this before, heck not even a strip club. When I got there the…

This is a review compilation from 4 visits really. But all during Halloween week. I’m still stricken with nostalgia from like 6 years ago where I saw the hottest Halloween sexy outfits here I ever…

I went to Rhino Wednesday Thursday, Friday, Friday was Halloween. It was a mix of wow and disappointment. I’m writing this on Saturday and debating whether I will try Rhino agains tonight and Sunday in…

After a few month hiatus, I has an itch to see if anything really has been playing at playhouse. It's the same old MILF song been playing a million times over but only getting older…

Long walkway upon entry to get to front desk. No cover before 1p so I just walked in and turned the corner down another walkway that leads to the bar and curved around one last…

It was only a matter of time before I returned to this club. I was in the mood to try my luck this particular Saturday afternoon, so off I went. Small layout with a handful of…

$10 entry on a Sunday visit. Got there closer to opening noon. Nice and ample parking, including behind a fence to hide your car if you'd not like your car seen from the busy street.…

Back from a business trip and needed some T&A so headed to my fav Pandoras. One of my favs messaged me and said come in so had a mission. Parking lot jammed pack so lots…

Came here on Halloween night after a dud in Club Risque Bristol. Pink building near the dealership. Walked in paid $15 cover. Rectangular bar with 2 pole stage behind the bar. Was immediately met by…

I was on a roadtrip accross the country, and our last stop was LA. I had spent the whole week in a car with other three guys, without talking to a single girl and without…

Been a while since I've been to the Rhino in Minneapolis. Dropped by on Halloween, a friday night, just to give it another shot. Bad call. Only about 8pm, but there were only three dancers…

Enter the club around 5:30. $10 cover, no pay down. Started at LaPearl (downstairs). Long bar, no stage. There were about 4 women working and 6 guys at the bar.…

LOCATION: - GPS address for the club is 2 Globe St Providence, RI. Don’t use the address on this page or the club page, since some apps (like Google maps on a PC) confuse…

I walked to Deja Vu on a Thursday night around 8:30 pm from my hotel, about a 15 minute walk. When I arrived, the guy at the door frisked me, and didn’t ask for a cover…

Stopped in on Halloween Day. It was billed as a "Costume Contest Day". Since I had attended previous "Halloween Party Days" Thought it would be good to see the entertainment. I Arrived early…

Friday nights at Synn aren't quite as crowded as Thursdays and you don't get the discounted VIPs but there's generally a pretty long lineup, with plenty of options. I arrived before 10 when it…

My first time here, never been before. Surprising considering how often I visit IN from the SE US. The club is essentially out in the middle of nowhere. Many of their customers…

Parking out front for maybe 35 vehicles it was free. I'm not from El Paso but the area around the club felt a little sketchy but the door person said vehicles are safe to…

I drive by this club often, I just don't usually stop in. Went there this week to check it out. Parking is easy at the back and side, and it's free. Got…

I was nearby, I figured I was prepared for the idea that this isn't a good area for clubs, and wanted to check out the Poodle anyway. The club itself is odd, to me. Every…

Came into town for a business trip and decided to stop by for a bit. Well lit place and clean. No alcohol,but there is a bar right next door that you can pre game at…

Ended up in the area for work and decided to check in on Carl and his girls. I want to say upfront I wouldn’t go out my way to come here. I only ever stop…

Took my 3rd visit to Porthole after an afternoon warm up at Cheetah. Timed the shift change pretty well as multiple girls were coming in when I arrived just before 7 (no cover). Real…

First time back here in a while. Club is in the same shape as it was last time I visited. Price: $5 cover in the afternoon, $20 cover in the evenings. I came in the afternoon…

Saturday afternoon visit after a round of golf. Ubered so no parking charge and I dropped the hostess a couple singles on my way in. Despite a decent crowd, 20 girls and about 15 patrons,…

Had some time off so I decided to take a trip to LA for the specific purpose of gathering intelligence in the adult entertainment industry. I arrived late at my motel and made a crass…