Reviews

A. Layout There is ample parking available in front of the venue. Inside, the layout centers around a large main stage with a bar positioned along one side. Seating includes tipping chairs set up around the…

Much has been said about the layout but I’ll review again. It’s easy to access right off the highways and looks to be remodeled at least semi-recently. There was a standard metal detector at the…

I arrived on a Tuesday afternoon around 4. I was in the neighborhood and tend to stop in 19th when I have few minutes to kill. The club is near a golf course (thus the…

This was my first experience at The Play Pen. At first, it's kind of difficult to find as I drove past and wound up nearly driving out of town. The building looks like an old gas…

It has been a bit since I had a free Friday morning to check out the once-a-month early morning offerings from Playhouse. So when I saw a chance come my way yesterday, I jumped at…

In the area for work and decided to stop by for a visit. Parking: small parking lot and on street parking available. For some reason I did not get charged a parking fee. Not…

It has been a couple months since I have been here. I am looking to go back again but it is a long trip for me. This is my first and only visit so far.…

I first pulled into the parking lot and I was lucky enough to find a spot by the yoshinoya their parking lot can get pretty busy at night but you can get lucky or even…

Review is a bit late, was in Vegas this past Aug and went to SR and Sapphire. This will be my SR review. Picked SR for the Sat night thinking it would be busier and…

I finally made it to the famed Baby Dolls on a Friday night. I went in with the mindset to not get dances until I found someone I really wanted to spend time with. So…

Was visiting PA for a couple of days. I have visited a few times in the past and decided to watch the Yankee playoff game here. About 20 minutes from Mohegan Arena. Easy to…

Showed up about 1am. Very nice club, huge, multiple levels. 50 dollar cover charge to get in the door. Call for limo pickup to get cover charge waved. Buddy and i had a girl at…

So for our second night we went to Sapphire, we knew there was a risk with it being a Sun, but wanted to see the club after the renovations. We called for guest list…

I had a long layover at MCI on a Monday afternoon. 5 hours. I figured it was just enough time to squeeze in a quick run to a club to check one more off the…

I have been here a few times. I tried Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday nights, and had a different feel each time. Thursday was definitely more a party atmosphere, while Sunday (especially early evening) was pretty…

Stopped by at Rosewood after a long absence. You can email to place a reservation and save $20 but I paid $40 at the door. I passed on the $100 VIP upsell. I walk…

LOCATION: - GPS address for the club is 265 N Pearl St Brockton, MA 02301 Club is right off the highway, hidden behind a gas station and pot dispensary, and in a strip mall, so it’s…

Here is my review it’s been a little while since I left one so here it goes. I arrived at the club at about 1:30 pm. I sat at Wendy’s bar and ordered a water…

I took an Uber to Jerry's Nugget Casino and walked across the street to Chica Bonitas. It's a small place with a gravel parking lot next to the Palimino. I got there about 1:30 so…

This place is right off a two lane highway about 2 mins from Exit 18 on I87. Easy parking. You ring a bell and someone greets you at the door and walks you to the…

Foxy is a little off the beaten path, right around the corner from the Cadillac Lounge. It’s the big building lit up in pink when you’re driving on 95 in the evening. It’s…

I visited 2001 Odyssey twice while on a business trip in Tampa, since it was a full nude club, and I had never been to one. The club was relatively well lit and had leather…

My first time here (spending any significant time) in quite a while. I arrived a little before 7pm, and the cover charge was (thankfully) still $3. Layout was still the same as ever:…

Walk in through and paid my $10 cover to through the security area . Weird entrance you have to go up the stairs in the dark through a lounge and back down to where…

I took the bus from SoMA to downtown SF, stopped by the bank for some cash, and this time decided to book a longer dance with one of the girls there. I went for a…

Came by on Friday afternoon and saw the parking lot pretty empty. Walked down the hall and the bartender / cashier told me 1 drink minimum (non alcoholic). I got a canned coconut $15. No…

Got to the club around 1:30pm on a Thursday. 3 girls working and all of them were very attractive. Had five $10 lap dances with one girl, decent over the pants hand action. Some girls…

After checking out good guys on Monday, I decided to try this on Tuesday. Should have gone back to GG. I ubered there so parking wasn't an issue. I pulled up around 11pm. Walked up…

This was my second visit to the club. Several months ago, I came here and left feeling it wasn’t worth the trip. This time, however, my experience was slightly different, and I’d like to share…

Came here because I was in Seattle and bored - from reading reviews this seemed like the top choice. Location is strange in an industrial area. You walk in and it’s dark. Nice setup but no…

So after about a year of staying away from this place I let my curiosity once again get the best of me to come and see it maybe this place improved just even the slightest.…

It had been a couple of years since my last visit to the Toga, but this visit made me want to come back sooner, next time. There were about six or seven girls working, and they…

Went by on a Monday evening about 8pm. Cover was $20, but that included two drink tickets. Light pat down from the bouncer. Club has kind of an upscale feel, lots of mirrors, and several stages,…

As promised, I went back to Centerfolds to give the place another try. Monday was stressful at work and I needed to get out and unwind for a bit, figured I couldn't go wrong with…

Mickey's is really convenient and easy to get to. A couple of miles off RT 95 in a residential neighborhood with plenty of free parking. You could easily drive past it as it comes up…

Just because its called Treasure Club, doesnt mean its Like the Treasure Club in Greensboro, because it starts and stops at the name only. I was in Hickory on business meeting with a potential client…

Was in the neighborhood and just had a short time to spend so I wasn't up for the BYOB at PT's. Though I see this off the highway frequently I have never been before.…

Flash Dancers on Blanding Blvd in Jacksonville is your typical strip joint, open noon or 4pm to 2am daily. It’s got topless dancers, full bar, and VIP bottle service, hyped as the spot for hot…

Stopped in late afternoon to wind down my day . Parking aplenty as not many cars on the lot . …

Visited on a Thursday evening around 9pm a little while back. Cover was $20. Was walked to a seat and ordered a beer. At first was very disappointed as there was not many attractive dancers.…

I decided to stop by on a Tuesday around 3:00 in the afternoon as I walked in there wasn’t too many there a few girls was sitting with someone but not much else going on…

I used to be a PinUps regular pre-pandemic. I had been away ever since the ownership change and further delayed since the shooting last year. Since the beginning of this year I've made monthly visits,…

Man where do i even start with Nikitas Playroom down in Wellford SC. ive been to a ton of strip clubs all over the Carolinas y'know from those fancy spots in Myrtle Beach to the…

1. Secure, easy, and free parking. 2. BYOB but a nice friendly bar nearby. 3. $20 house fee. Changed $100 into singles, accurate count but insta pressure to tip door girl, lol.…

Stop number three for me on my short trip to Vegas. Sam's has always been a "have to stop in" for me when I got there. Usually, I head there on the night…

There are two clubs right next to each other. The location is really close to herald square and it’s well connected. The space has a man at the entry who will likely give you a card…

Over a year ago, a wrote a review about CLNJ entitled: “Try as I Might, I Juust Can’t Like This Place”. I’ve been here quite a few times since, and now consider that judgment…

I’ve been going to the club at least once a week since my last review in July. Nothing has really changed. Looks like they are wrapping up work on the belt line across the street…

Made another trip to DV to see how things have changed since I last visited. I have been here numerous times in the past and not much changed previously from one visit to the…

If I'm going to Philly, I'm going to Playhouse. It's a chill place to take a break from a long drive, and while the dollar parade can get lengthy, it's pretty straightforward. Tuck a dollar…

Teasers Sunday night recap I arrived at Teasers about 11:30pm. Plenty of lot and street parking available. Teasers is a basement club with VIP up a set of stairs. The cover charge was $12. They check…

So this was first ever visit to a bikini coffee shop. I have a coworker who’s been talking about his experiences in coffee shops. There was a few of guys have talked about going there…

I was in the Boston area and had connected with a dancer I knew from one of other area clubs who told me that she was now working at the Golden Banana (where she had…

I stopped by on a Wednesday evening from 730-830. Ample and well lit parking. Very nice gal and bouncer at the front desk. Scanned my DL and went through the metal detector. $10 entry. Was fairly…

I won't rehash the dimensions of this club I described it well in my last post as have a few others recently. This is my second time there in a month and wanted to…

Its a full nude club so no alcohol. Security pats down and let you in to window lobby. Entry fee is $30 with a drink coupon for one drink. After crossing the barrier and enter…

Ok. So I was on a trip a few months back and asked in discussion where I should go in the area I was staying. I was told in no uncertain terms NOT…

After many years of touring the more prominent clubs in the area I've taken it upon myself to branch out to the smaller clubs to find talent. For a long time I swore against Bandaids.…

My close friend, “Spanky,” rarely has much to say. But when he talks, I listen! Yesterday, it being Hump Day, Spanky said he desperately wanted to be desplooginated, preferably by a gorgeous young woman he’s never…

Went back to new jersey recently and visited a few of my joints there. The Post is always fun. I was there around 1 pm and saw about 10 dancers. They were…

Came back here for the second time, a little less than a year later. Won't give much detail on the club layout etc., that's all been covered. Once again, Saturday with no UFC means couples night,…

Conveniently located on Rte. 130 in Burlington right next to a car dealership and a short distance from a liquor store (it’s BYO Beer/wine). It has an iconic pink exterior with a large parking…

Dropped by on a Thursday early afternoon and, as seems to be the case all the time now, they were still not open even though I got there around 4:20pm. A few minutes later I…

Stopped by a few weeks back on a Tuesday. The parking lot is off the feeder road by a gas station. If you are not paying attention you can miss your turn. I have…

Went here recently - based on other reviews it seemed like the only place in Manhattan that offers an “intermediate” dance option that isn’t $20 per dance on the floor or alternatively close to $1k…

This is my first time visiting. I wanted to go see what all the hullabaloo was about in the posts I read here. They seemed to have pleanty of parking, or at least…

Monday afternoon about 1pm I stopped in. The parking lot was crowded as usual. The bar is in the center of the room so there are maybe 25 stools around it. The…

Had an opportunity to check out Atlantis early (2pm) on a Wednesday afternoon. Easy enough to find. I’ve been here before but it’s been at least a couple years. There was no cover charge.…

My visit was inspired by the sexy Latina who served me my McMuffin that morning. I couldn’t get her out of my head. I had to go someplace where I could lay my hands, and…

Went in on a Friday evening, around 11pm. Decent crowd, another ~10-15 other dudes and with around ~15-20women. Free parking, right next to the club. Great benefit for the constant parking fees in the LA area.…

After reading about several clubs in the area, I tried out Rachel's as it seemed the most promising for a good time. Glad I went, yes, even though it's not full nude or extras. As I…

Friends birthday was the week before so we decided to go to Silk this past Saturday night. Its a little bit of a hike from where we are but we have been going there for…

I went to Jet Strip at about 11:30pm on Thursday. I parked in the lot, and when I approached the door the security guard waved me in. I thought i read there was a parking…

For me this is really the only club in the area worth visiting. Yes it costs a lot to go in the back with a dancer but you can get some good action at the…

I figured this club wasn’t going to be too busy or stimulating on a Tuesday evening, but because the location was so convenient near the highway, it was worth a try. It turns out that…

Upon knowing work would take me up to the northeast, I called in and found my favorite brazilian regular was supposed to be on shift. With visions of bouncing curves dancing in my head, I…

Went in at around 9pm on a Saturday. Parking lot had some nice cars. Wasn’t too busy but there were about 10 dudes inside. It’s not a super huge club. Cover was $20 with 2…

I stopped by the Pony Memphis on a Thursday about 10 pm. When I arrived at the club it seemed that the parking lot was fuller than on my previous visits. But…

So this was my first visit to one of the low end clubs in Bridgeport (I went to one of the other ones, Pleasant Moments during my last visit to CT). This is a…

Visited on a Tuesday afternoon and saw approx. 10 dancers working. Doorman was friendly and inviting and there were less than 10 patrons so it felt like I had the bar to myself.…

Off of Federal Blvd (287) a little North of Denver, there’s a well-lit parking lot to the side. Enter in the front door - the cover charge is posted on a sign and increases as the…

Headed over to Sins after a truly jarring experience at Doll House. A dancer somehow recognized me from TUSCL and flipped the fuck out on me. She even went as far as bitching to my…

This place is not really big. It is well-lit. The Saturday night I went, it wasn't crowded, but free seating at the bar was pretty limited. I was approached by the girl I ended up…

I showed up after midnight and was let in for $20. I had gone through the website prior and got the "discounted admission" prior to going. I suggest doing that for the out…

I got into town late after driving from Chicago. Checked into my hotel and then headed to Dream Girls to unwind from the drive. Took an Uber so I didn't have to worry about…

This is a summary from multiple visits on Friday and Saturday night after midnight. On both occasions, the club was almost dead. On Friday, there was at least a dancer on stage, on Saturday, no…

I was in town so I stopped in about 2 weeks ago on a Saturday night around 7pm or so. Admission was $10 which is down from the $15 I remember paying last…

Made the trek down Route 130 from Central Jersey in a mix of anticipation and anxiety, per usual. Made the turn quickly into the parking lot of this pink establishment as some middle-aged lady…

Went in right when they opened, 7PM, May 2025 on a Sunday. Got my arm stamped with that invisible flashlight ink-lasts 24 hours, lets you bounce in and out. Entry thirty-five bucks(out of state), body…

This spot is located around several small industries. Can't miss it. It's the only spot with lights. I walk to the side of the door and get stopped by the bouncer, seated in the…

Used to be a regular pre-covid, but since, my visits are very sporadic and when I do, it’s always during the day shift, which can be very hit or miss. I won’t give a detailed review…

Across from John's Nugget Casino surrounded by a gravel parking lot on the Nugget side and paved on the other. I arrived around 9:00, paid the $5 cover, and walked straight in and headed to…

Was bored on a Saturday night so decided to go to Paradise to check out Ximena. She used to go by Mara. After doing a couple of regular laps with her previously where she really…

I have been to this place more times than I can count over the last 20 years. The details that everybody is familiar with: club is a small pink building on Route 130 in…

Traveling this week and checked out goodguys on Monday night. I ubered there about 10:30pm. Decent location, I wouldn't hang outside very long personally. Walking in the bouncer greeted me and scanned my ID. No cover…

I stopped in Sunday afternoon to catch a little of the Giants game. Even more surprising than the Giants winning was who I saw dancing on stage. More later First the layout - fairly large stage…

Been here a few times mostly during the week. But had a free Saturday afternoon/evening and figured I’d see what was happening at MG2. Most have described the place. But easy front door entrance. A…

This was my second visit to kappa. The club is is way out in the sticks, you think you’re lost in the cornfields, but then there it is. Large parking lot, seems safe. There…

I really liked the dance I got, but hardcore mongers will be disappointed. First, the place seems safe enough if you just park across the street (paid parking) and head up the stairs to the club.…

It's been years since I was here. Used to be my favorite night time spot in town when I was young and dumb and full of... But it was usually a waste and while there…