Reviews

Was just down in Mazatlan for a month. Found out about Hipocampo online and asked the locals for their take. Not many tourists will be found here as its downtown and a local hangout. Kind…

When I'm in south Florida I always stop in to the Porthole. Looking at the outside it looks like any other bar in a strip mall and definitely not a strip club. The…

This place was much better than I expected to find in Salem late on a Sunday evening. The dancers were mostly all attractive, the beer was reasonably priced, and the cover was only $5. Lap…

Stopped in about 2:45 on a Friday afternoon. The hours listed for this place say they are open but they had no dancers. I know it was early but if you are gonna have the…

Been awhile since we posted a review! Wife and I were in Des Moines a few months ago—thought we’d tell you about it! The Minx is an outstanding club! Previous reviews have described the…

Have been hitting these clubs for years. For the money and a good grind you can not beat this place. It is like fishing though, sometimes you hit it when there are 6 or…

Stopped by here one recent Saturday afternoon on my home from the dump. had seen it listed but hadn't heard from anyone who had been there. Sign said open so I strolled in. Decent looking…

Best remaining club in Memphis. Located in a reasonably safe area of town near expressway. Usually a bouncer or parking attendant standing outside the door. Cover around $8. One stage. Club remodeled in the past…

For an extras club, this is very classy looking inside. Usually clubs with this much to offer are kind of seedy inside with girls whose looks tend to match the decor. Not this…

Visited on a Friday afternoon at about 5pm. The club was busier than my last visit, which was about 8 months ago. There were probably 10 - 14 dancers working. Only problem was…

This club is far from what it once was. Which was about 4 or so years ago. Wednesday night was nothing but boring. Though i do admit with the right girl you can enjoy yourself…

I went to Silk on a friday night. The inside of the club is nice and remodeled. You will be surprised from looking at the outside. It is still a small club and somewhat of…

DO NOT GO HERE!!!!....i took my wife to diamonds and lace for her birthday and my wifes ID (liscence) had a slight crack in it but the door man said it was ok and let…

Went to this joint after having gone Vixens the night before. I go up to the club and ring the bell and this bouncer comes out and tells me I needed $10 to get in…

Stopped in here for the first time on a Wednesday night after work, around 6 pm. Stayed until about 8 pm. In that time, I could count about 5-7 dancers, a couple of really hot…

phi to all, visited this club yesterday and had a really cool experience after my last visit here specially cause i saw 3 or 4 girls that are really hot and give a great dance value.…

Went there on a Monday evening, last day in Vegas and the Place was dead. There was about 6 to 10 girls working . Maybe a handful of patrons , but let me tell ya,…

I went in on a Friday night I guess to early as there was nothing happening sound system sucks way to loud and scratchy girls were pretty but rude did not talk to me until…

Went on a quiet Sunday night. printed out a coupon from their website, a simple paper saved 11 dollars admission fee. one drink is mandantory, 7 dollars. Realized this was not a fancy place right…

yawn...truth of the matter is i was in town for a few days with a little less than my normal sc budget due to the holidays. i was staying on the airport side of…

Hadn't been since mid-summer so decided to Stop in after work around 6:30. Never a cover, plenty of safe free parking. Basically a big room surrounding a large "U" shaped bar, with a…

I was there on a Saturday night. It has been about 10 years since I have visited this place. This place was packed, but a lot of men standing around. Their was also a lot…

The "parking lot" hasn't changed, it's a gravel pit with lot's of potholes. Drive carefully and watch your step when you're getting out of your car. The building looks like it's falling down…

Small local place. Its on the main drag in town and there is no parking lot, but it seems like you can always park relatively close to the front door. For some reason…

Rama is dying slowly.. The same dancers have been here since like 2007. They should retire lol.. Over run by creepy Indian dudes.. I aint no racist but them guys stare like there aint no…

I have been to Dolls a half dozen times over the past couple of years, always late on a weeknight with a good beer buzz on. Never a problem getting a good table and the ratio…

Went on a Wednesday evening.. (They have a Special entry for $15 that includes a drink and lap dance) Relaxed environment.. not many girls.. more girls might be coming later in the evening.. but all of them…

Saw some great reviews here on TUSCL, so decided to check out Gallagher's 2000 for myself. In summary, this club is a real gem! Great mix of ambiance, gorgeous dancers, LD/VIP setup, dancer…

This is a cool place. Not too far from Mount Gay rum factory, so if you time it right you can stop here after a tour and a few mount gay rum drinks.…

12/30/12 What a difference a day makes. Dropped by on a Sunday night at about 9 to find the club only about a third full if that. Playoffs on the big screens and 3 dancers…

Went here a while back but wanted to share an experience. I had a friend in town for a big conference, we went to another place he hated so i thought Hustler would be…

This place is by far the biggest strip club in South Florida. There is a variety of chicks to choose from. All of them are atleast 8's or above. I recommend you go ASAP. I…

I was in town for a concert and wanted to visit a strip club. I had not been to one in years and it was definitely time. I drove by Twin Peeks a…

I had 90 minutes before going to Atlanta airport and went to Goldrush at the recommendation of a couple of tuscl.net members. (I appreciate the returned messages, but your recommended dancers were not here…

Went in on a Sunday night back in November for the first time. My memory is a little foggy but I showed up around 7 and it was buy 1 get 1 at the…

Had a rough day work and missed most of the national championship football game because of work so i thought i would catch the rest of it at the cat and check out some girls…

So I came on the weekend on my birthday, which also fell on Howard homecoming weekend, so the club and LONG line outside and packed on the inside. It's a CRAZY vibe in there. There's…

Great Club! When you walk in it feels like a club. It is a smaller club. Which is cool with me, I don’t care for the giant clubs. It is…

After getting a late start on my day and then getting stuck in rush hour traffic, I finally arrive around 6'ish at the best club in Atlanta. I luck-up and get a high top…

I've been to PK many times and I keep going back for the same reason. Beautiful women!! Sure there are some who are not that attractive to me, but everybody likes something different.…

2nd time i came to this place and had a decent time. The girls were all pretty but some were just treating us (customers) like walking ATMs. One girl went down the line asking each…

usally i only go here during the day but was boried and decided to give the night girls a chance. It never really got busy and the best girl was a very generous 7.…

I stopped in at CF on Tuesday afternoon and was shocked to find that the owner had just dictated a bunch of new rules that the girls have to follow. The first and WORST of…

Went on my birthday. Had a blast sodas are $5 with unlimited refills. While sitting at the bar a nice blond walked up to me and started talking. I forget her name but she was…

Very hot girls. Hotter might be @ PTSaug & Hustlr, but slightly less upsell here. Drinks $7+. Tip a waitress on slow nights & she might overlook you not drinking much. Had fun chatting with a…

First visit to this club was a few weeks ago didn't realize it was a juice bar but you can BYOB. Girls do get fully nude but stage is very small. VIP rooms…

Not my first review of this place. Stopped in the other night for a couple of drinks. Only a few girls working, all were sitting with regulars at the bar. there was an odor of…

i was there for the first time two weeks ago. Had a blast. hot chicks that like to play is what i have been told.i talking to a tall sexy chick name maple gave i…

this club was very nice. everything was nice and clean and the music was great. the dancers are very friendly, not very attractive though. out of 5 maybe 2 of them were hot, but they…

So I made another visit to Club Coconuts after my curiosity was piqued from my previous survey. I am going to describe the building again because I had missed some details from my previous review. The…

This Bar is absolutely second to none, little to no entry fee depending on time of visit. Couldn't ask for a cleaner facility to bring my friends. The ladies are definitely top notch and friendly.…

This is a fairly decent club on a section of Dale Mabry with a few other strip clubs near by. So there is plenty of competition, and that leads this club to offer no…

Let me start by saying HOLY SHIT there are a TON of dancers. there are blondes, brunettes, redheads, white, latina, black, fat, skinny, and everything in between! there's a girl for everyone and the food…

Visited this club on a thursday night when visiting tulsa for a week. It is a nice club, fairly large for the area. Large parking lot which was mostly full. Looked very…

This club is very nice and very spacious inside. When I went in the sound system sounded great. That would be a great night for club action. After having a couple drinks I started to…

I have danced at Tootsies many times! The club is gorgeous on the inside! There are a variety of girls that work there. Spanish, black, white, whatever you like. Oh and I make bank every…

At one time someone spent a fair amount on making this place a nice gentlemen's club. Unfortunately, that time is long past. If you into smoke filled rooms near the beach filled with older women…

Southern Belle is an expensive outing and is only good for visual stimulation. Watching young girls get completely naked on stage and finding the one that turns you on. I found a nice…

When Dollhouse closed their doors in September Sinsations became the only remaining full nude club in Jacksonville. As a result, it's kind of seen a resurgence in quality and number of dancers on…

This club is located in a strip mall. Next door to a pizza place. The only entrance to the club is located on the front, so even though there is parking in back, you have…

I made my way to Platinum Plus recently. I haven't been visiting this club as much lately as I have found better options in the area. On this particular day, I experienced both…

This is supposedly the high end club in Bunker Hill. The set up is extremely confusing. There are 3 stages, a shower room, a backroom for private dances and a champagne room (I think because…

Decided to brave the possible CES conference crowd at Sapphire's this past Tues. Arrived around 10pm, and yes, it was jumping! I usually only get to visit this club during the week so I never…

I hit the Trophy Club up for a rare night time visit recently, and was mildly disappointed. On this particular evening, there were very few dancers or customers...it honestly looked like the day shift.…

Decided to give this place a try over my usual visit to follies across the street. Boy was that a waste of time. Talk about selection every single stripper in there was black. Not one…

I've been stopping in here more often recently and have had some fun. As other reviews describe, it's a pretty nice place inside but in a somewhat crappy part of town. The staff…

To be honest this place disappointed me. Even by San Diego's low standards for strip clubs, this place was exceptionally poor on an evening that is supposed to be one the clubs busiest (due to…

Visited this club on a wednesday afternoon last week -- since I have a SO who does not like these kind of things. There were only 3-4 dancers, but all of them were excellent in…

Went out with friends on a Saturday evening. 1st time here in a couple of years. The club is once again all nude. However, the quantity, quality, and sheer number of girls…

called in advance and ask if there's cover, was told if I print out coupon from the website or show smartphone, there will be no cover. I went for the free limo and no cover, got…

Metal bldg next to a dance club called Twisters. Not that bad of an appearance from the front. When you walk in they take your money ( I believe five bucks)and you go around a…

Checked out Paradise after lunch around 2pm. I had a free pass from way back when that was valid for a free entry. I was approached by a a few dancers and decided to have…

I went in there around the end of October to catch a preseason basketball game, and I sat there by myself for the longest time until Ms. Vivacious came and talked to me, and that…

Great club. It has a nice relaxed vibe. Always some nice looking dancers. The stage has 3 poles. If the crowd is light, they have 1-2 girls on stage. As the night…

I believe this place is called bj's because this would probably be the second cheapest place to get one aside from Lake Street. This place is a dive indeed... It looks as if it has't…

I took a couple friends here one night when we had nothing else to do. The staff was very friendly. There are two stages and the girls are awesome and great just to watch. It was…

Firsrt time visit to Bare Assets club in Key West. Entered just after 5pm about 1 hour after opening time. Interior is nicely appointed, medium sized, clean and has marked VIP and Champagne…

I have been to a few strip clubs in Portland lately and this on is my favorite. It has three stages, a bar and booths in a nice setting that ensures privacy. Relaxed atmosphere,…

I've always been to the PL in the evenings, but never in the daytime. I stopped in around 2:30pm, it took a few minutes for my eyes to adjust since the club does a great…

I had a great time at this club. Went in on a monday afternoon around 2pm. Happy hour had $1.50 bud lights. I went in by myself and there were only two girls working at…

Knew I was going to be in the Cocoa area this week and had convinced myself that I should stop by IR as a tide-me-over before going back to Tampa next week. I had been…

Well, this place is one of the highest rated clubs in the US, so I had to check it out, even though I don't usually frequent topless joints. I see where the reviewers are coming…

I have been to American Bush a few times, there are some really hot girls there of all ages. I find that the best are the milf types in the early 30's. The younger girls…

Bare Exposure is a small place. There is one stage with one pole, but they are BYOB. That definitely helps to save some cash on the overall experience. It is not the most customer friendly…

This place is a but deceiving. For a bikini place it is expensive. Not sure y went here but we did. Girls are decent but expected to be hotter since not nude. I mean no difference…

Not the nicest club in the world. But there are some very hot dancers. There are also some very nasty ones. The value in incredible though. You can get a private…

Came in this last Friday with a few buddies, at first glance it doesn't seem like much but the girls are nice and very friendly... Most of them are about 6-7 but there are a…

This bar is a small storefront in a shopping area looks larger because the sign is wider than the frontage. The inside looks larger with mirrors all around. There are no supermodels here but if…

I went there yesterday only to learn it is closed for rennovations.This can only be a good thing,as the interior had a "tired" and run down look to it.With so many of these dancers living…

the club is nicest looking one in mississauga zone.....kind of a upgrade from coach to first class .....the best looking girls seem to gather here for there hunting grounds....some girls will do the hit…

Wow how things have changed since my last visit. I arrived around 1:30 on a Tuesday and the buffet was still available, which I did not eat (I was told they cater food Monday-Friday…

Stopped in to try out their lunch special. Must say, it was delicious! Surprising I know. Most strip clubs serve up nasty to decent food, but their food is truly good. The Friday Prime Rib…

I worked here for a few nights last spring, and didn't care for it. Environment is very bootleg, linoleum floors, no stage seating, plastic fold out chairs. I didn't feel like a professional dancer when…

I went here last week on a Thursday evening. It was pretty good. These clubs has all kinds of dancers, from a 10 to a 6. So you will have to take time to search…

Went during the day shift on a $10 dance Tuesday. Haven't been here for several months becasue of the low quality of dancers. Not much has changed. About 10 dancers and not many…

This club has been reviewed so many times it's hard to add much that is new and fresh. I've been coming here semi-regularly over the past two years, always in the daytime. One…

Hadn't been here in a while. The place looks a touch glitzier than I remembered, but not nearly as posh as FC, BT, etc. I like the neighborhood bar feel (and value) but this…

This review encompasses three recent visits. The first was during their annual Holiday Party. I didn't realize it was Holiday Party night and was surprised to see the place packed early on a…

What do guys do when they're done partying/hanging and don't want to go home yet? They go out to a strip club and enjoy themselves.BT's certainly fits under the generic strip club category and doesn't…

Typical Monday night. Met Lisa tonight, great body, shaved bald, with the softest set of big bolt-ons I've had. She promised the full monty for 150, I accepted. I was very impressed,…