Reviews

Located on a busy downtown street. Walked in around 3:30 pm. No cover or bouncer. Average sized place with two stages. Bar in the middle. Cheap drinks. Two beers…

This was my first post-Covid trip and it was awesome! I had come close to visiting multiple times in 2022-2023 but work schedules just didn’t permit me getting over the border for a few hours.…

Club Location: Right off route 84 in a plaza shared with a Subway and a couple other businesses. The club itself is in the lower level of a pizza place. Parking is plentiful enough, there is…

My first time back in awhile not much has changed but there are a few new girls, and a couple of new room options. I got there…

I haven’t been to Hustler since they open back in 2010/2011. It was all the hyped back in the days. Well the hype is definitely gone. Still, I wanted to re-visit this…

Had not been back to Gallaghers in a long while, especially since other reviews all stated mediocre service. Area is safe and they are only open afternoons Thursday-Friday. Weekday afternoons here were always the best.…

Stopped in at Oasis last Wednesday afternoon/evening around 6pm. Club is in an industrial area across from car dealerships and off site airport parking companies. Club has its own parking lot, which is…

The entrance was weirdly heavily guarded, as in security were equipped with rifles, but they weren't eyeing people down; they seem seasoned. Walking in was fine, the cover was $20 as we were there a…

Been stopping by this spot since it was Scores in the mid-2010s. Seen many great girls come and go. This being south GA, we lose a lot of them to the larger markets of Atlanta…

Our group visited a number of Strip Clubs while in Las Vegas during a recent trip and we saved Spearmint Rhino for last as we had heard it was the best strip club in Las…

The Purple Orchid is in an industrial part of Philadelphia. There is a large, open, free lot. The room has the standard Philly layout- a stage inside the bar with two poles. During the day,…

Dropped in when I had some time to kill. Nothing spectacular but depending on the girl you might get a really good grind. When you walk in bathrooms immediately to your right down a hallway.…

A few things to know about this joint 1) you will need to pay for parking. I went during the late afternoon and they only charged 3 dollars. No biggie since there was no…

This is one of the better options in the Chicago area particularly when considering it's proximity about 10 minutes from O'hare and 25 west of downtown. The valet parking requirement is the only near deal…

It's been a few years since I stopped in to HB's so figured that I'd check it out. Went on a very cold Thursday night from about 5:30-7 pm. Maybe 8 other solo customers in…

Haven't visited for a while, but had some time and decided to check in. Literally, nothing has changed. The bar is to the right, crowded as always with regulars. The stage is pretty large right in…

I was shocked when I walked back in this place for the first time in more than 6 months. It has changed ownership and they actually spend some money to remodel. The stage…

Went on a Saturday afternoon, walked through the crowd of people at the door and smelled the strong odor of weed. It’s legal in ohio so whom am I to judge. As you walk in…

I came here on a Sunday. The place was relatively clean, nothing special interior wise, typical strip club vibes. The other guests were a bit sketchy, but that's to be expected in this…

Went at 1am on a Friday after getting in on a late flight. Figured I would check out a new spot this time around. Paid the $20 cover, walked in and there were maybe 8…

I just rolled in from Rio. I rolled about 11 pm not knowing what to expect. The parking lot was about a third full, so I did not expect much. I parked near the front…

PLACE The exterior is well lit and appeared renovated, it felt safe enough considering the overall area and the time I visited. Like everywhere else in Las Vegas nowadays it smells like weed, but there…

Haven't been here in a few years. Decided to get back to my old spot. As expected, all new faces Came in mostly to scout and watch the stage dancers. Pretty busy for early afternoon. Used…

Stopped into Rosewood for the first time in a while. The numbers were in my favor as there were about 25 women vs 20 or so patrons. The women were aggressive this time. They…

it has been a long time since I visited Dancers. Every time prior to this visit, it was just okay. Nothing to write about. Rahter boring and disappointing. But this time was better.…

In summary, BBF is one of the best managed strip clubs in Indy. Free parking, $5-$10 cover, always have at least one dancer on stage, comfortable seating, wide range of mileage, fair VIP prices with…

Traveling for work, as I often do these days, and this place is nothing to write home about when it comes to appearance and curb appeal, but it certainly gets the job done. Parking on…

I walk past this bar regularly and as such, have been a number of times. This night, I was talked into going in again by the doorman and I sat at the bar…

The club has changed much at all over the last 20+ years. Run down building but reasonably clean. The thug factor isn't too bad. There was a gun shot in the place…

I’ve visited this place before, since I only live three towns away. So I won’t say much about the physical layout and focus more on the inside. It’s a blue building that sits right on Rt…

I stopped in to see a longtime friend. She has been mostly absent but has been making a comeback. $21 ,to get into the club. This include a soda. This review will be more graphic…

Let’s not mince words here. Centerfolds is a pestiferous dive. I’ve previously pointed out that there are subway stations in New York City that have a fresher, more tolerable stench than the one you will…

An update that nothing has changed. Parking is still free. $10 entry with a light pat-down. Mostly Latinas with little English and a few black girls. Had a few $10 laps with…

I should have known better, but had some time to kill and made a midday stop. It was not worth it, not at all. Door girl checked and my "membership" was still up to date,…

I had a night to kill in MKE after a work trip so decided to try out Heart Beakers. I showed up around 9 and paid the $10 cover and the manager Brian let me…

Stopped in on a Friday night over the holidays. Pretty much the same setup as usual, with the exception of holiday lights strung up along the perimeter of the room - actually added a nice…

Went in around 11pm on a Monday, so assumed it would be pretty dead and it was. The place is nice - not your typical club - a bar at the entrance, and in the…

I was in the area a bit before 7 when I got done with a meeting and decided to check it out. I had heard that it was managed by some of the Oasis people…

Secrets is a Dive Bar, but well run and friendly. Single stage, no DJ - all music comes from a music vending box that the ladies pay for with their dollars. 2 pool…

Just completed my first visit to Booby Trap from 6-8pm and I have mixed feelings. On the plus side, the ratio is very good, the dancers are generally not pushy, the decor and couches and…

We started our Cabo strip club night at Mermaids next door. It was like going to a minor league game before going to an MLB game. The beers were half as much but…

Decided to check this place out after avoiding it on my last couple of trips to Cabo. We hit it up prior to heading next door to open our wallets at Splash for the rest…

I was in town with friends for a guys weekend. The night before, I hit up Play It Again Sam's (see my review). We decided on Palomino based on their VIP Specials; as…

I’ve been here a few times, but usually on Fridays and Saturdays. Got a free pass from one of the weekend dance specials and figured I’d see what these discount Tuesdays were all about. Coming…

The club is in a perfect location in downtown Kansas City with plenty of parking nearby. If you don’t want to park close you can always park and take the street car that has a…

This place is right off the 52 and 163, and it's a pretty small but elegant looking (at least it tries to) club. They have a tiny parking lot but you can always park across…

American Bush is in South Salt Lake City, the city just south of Salt Lake. While it’s in an industrial part of town, it still feels pretty safe. The entrance fee was $7, and the…

Rather than being alone a miserable at my hotel, I dropped in on a cold winter night. This was my first time in Canada so I was sure on what expect. Located in the downtown…

So this place is very unique in the way their lap dance area is. I'll get to that later. Very easy to access as it isn't far from either of the main highways that run…

First time clubbing in Chicago area. This place is more of an after hours spot than anything, but it's one of the only nude spots in the area. Only open late in the week and…

Went in on a Friday afternoon, which I find isn't always the best time, but this afternoon worked out. First, the club: $21 entrance fee, plenty of parking, two stages but only one in use during…

I have been a regular to the Hole for many years. I stopped going during the height of the pandemic, but have slowly been going back. I went last Tuesday in the late afternoon for…

What's up fellaz, I'm an OG Sweatpants No Draws back corner crew. I've spent a lot of money here over the pass decade. Dated a few girls, stay cool with girls I met here…

I was in the vicinity of Sacramento early afternoon about to make the drive back home when it occurred to me to check the hours of GCC. All the clubs in SF eliminated dayshift post…

Came in on a Tuesday since they were closed on Monday. Parking lot was huge and place looked like it would closed down to be a fire works warehouse twice a year. $15 entry fee.…

Men's Club is a large, upscale club about a twenty minute drive west of downtown Houston. It has a large enclosed parking lot. Parking was free. There was a valet, but no person staffing it…

It is my first time in San Francisco and I decided to go to this place based on the reviews here. I called the place before hand to find the cover fee which is $20…

Late decision to stop in with a couple friends late Friday night. Not familiar with the area but seemed like a safe neighborhood. Parking lot right next to the club. I think it was $35 for…

Was back in Seattle and this time with a coworker. I suggested trying out a new club for him and we headed to The Playground. I met a hot AA dancer at Kitten’s…

Was there from 3-5 PM. No cover or parking. Very lively crowd. 15 dancers, mostly white. Ranged from 5-7 with one absolute 9. Same beer was $7 for the first round and $8 the second…

Had to be in Sacramento for a few days for work and decided to stop by. Cover (as it says on it's website) was $22. When you walk in, there's a decent amount of seating…

I stopped in on a recent Saturday afternoon. I arrived around 3pm. Plenty of parking available. $7 cover charge from to an attractive door girl. They scanned my ID this visit, that was a…

Ok so Wednesday is lame at Gold Room so this is really a review for 3 visits all on Wednesday $10 dollar special at sister club/bar Knockouts next door to Gold Room with free parking…

I snuck out of work early for some t and a. Got here around 5 pm. Cold as hell outside, warm in da club! Relatively quiet Wednesday afternoon shift. Two bars running downstairs with just…

First of all, the Diamond is located in downtown Denver. Edgewater (the location listed in the List on this site) is a tiny municipality northwest of downtown. So no, nothing is in Edgewater, really there…

Arrived around 10pm on a Saturday. I had never been here before, am from out of town and this club is in the middle of nowhere. It is a BYOB club. $20 entry, check…

I was in town for the weekend and my friends decided to call it a night. I'm in Vegas, so of course I had to hit a strip club. Now, I decided to…

This is the place, I have gone here throughout the years and is my business of choice. I find it better to come here during the week when it’s slow, especially after they open around…

This is located right off the highway in rural CT. Overall, it's a glorified dive bar with girls who happen to get topless. If you want to pop in for a quick drink before…

Stopped in on a Thursday night, about a month ago, mid December. First time checking this place out. I think it was $20 cover, with an ID scan. The main area enough, with multiple…

Arrived shortly after opening and found a few cars in the lot. Walking in there were 2 staff members who created customers, no I'd scan or patdown. You already know the layout. Ordered a couple…

So here's another review. I got there a little after 6pm, a little later than when I usually want to. It was Monday and MLK. The layout is still the same. You enter upstairs. Light…

It is amazing that this will be the first review for this club in 4 years. It is not the same club It used to be. I have been to sapphires several times, the most…

For science, I needed to go back and get a table/lap dance, just so I could fully compare to The Golden Banana. Went on a Friday afternoon about an hour after opening. Only about four or…

So the bottom line is this place is not worth a visit on a Monday night. I showed up looking to spend a few hundred bucks and couldn’t find anyone to spend my money on,…

For the past few months I’ve been frequenting Cheetahs and Booby Trap in the area. It’s the first time I’ve been back to Diamond Dolls in over half a year because I the girl talent…

I decided to stop by Sparky's on a Thursday afternoon to see what was going on. If you've never been Sparky's has a couple pool tables, a bar, and the dance stage with the private…

Stopped by Dream Palace with the wife after leaving a nearby nightclub. Paid the $20/ea cover and walked in. As you walk in the doors, a bar is straight ahead with the only stage and…

Was in the area and decided to stop in at Titillations. I hadn't been here in many years. Place was somewhat as I remembered it, but seemed to have an upgraded look. I liked the…

Enjoyed an early Friday afternoon right after they opened. No cover and no fee for small table. I was searching for a snow bunny...blonde, thin, tiny ass, and cute face. None spotted…

It’s been well established that this establishment is a better daytime experience, but against my better judgment, I decided to stop by on a Thursday evening. I pulled into the club, which is off a…

My friends and I visited this place on Saturday and Sunday of the Wild Card round of the NFL Playoffs in Dallas. We first visited on Saturday to watch the Texans game around 3:30. There…

Stopped by on a weekday afternoon. There were 3 girls working and 3 or 4 guys hanging out. One of the girls was about an 8, who was dancing for one of the…

Quick Summary of Club: When you walk in there is a desk to your left where you pay cover. Then you go through 2 double doors to the main room. There are 4 poles in…

Been frequenting Cheetas’s Pompano lately, but decided to mix it up with a daytime visit to the Booby Trap. Paid the $2 parking in a safe lot and entered where there was a…

Decided to check out 4Play while in town for business for the week based on (1) proximity to my hotel and (2) rave reviews about dancer attractiveness. I was less impressed than most, which I’ll chalk…

I used to go to MSC and MBOT in SF, but those days are sadly gone. Crazy Horse SF and Gold Club Center are about the same distance for me so I now choose…

PLACE I believe my groups impressions were that we were walking into a sexy but rundown restaurant. The lighting was great, the music was surprisingly not too loud, and there were good views of the stage…

Paid the expensive cover charge to get in (hey it’s a strip club in San Francisco with no alcohol they gotta make their money somehow) and walked through the beaded curtains. The club is big…

Went to HL in the afternoon, main stage and bar to the right. Bathroom troll in full effect on the left as you enter. I met a few Cubans that did the…

Good spot in central downtown Portland with lots of beautiful women. Music level was good not too loud but, not too quiet. You were easily able to interact with the dancers and other patrons. The…

Cheerleaders is on Front Street and easily accessible from I-95 and the Schuylkill Expressway. Recent upgrades to the club include the parking lot which was resurfaced. On this afternoon there was no cover charge and the…

Hi All, I've reviewed my experiences at V a couple times. After a few times, you'll see it's really as people describe. Dayshift is best. Upstairs open on Weekends. Latinas barely speak English, etc etc…

Stopped by on my way traveling up 293. Empty parking lot, no one was collecting cover charges at the window on the right when you walk in. I went right to a table near the…

The pink palace has been described often so I'll be brief. Bright pink building on Rt 130S in Burlington. Plenty of parking. Normally on entering your eyes need to adjust to the…

There is not a club within 80 miles of this club, so it was either sit in my hotel room or come here. I have been at this club several times during the last few…

First time at Sweet Illusions 2 Saturdays ago and was pleasantly surprised by how great it was! Visited around 2pm and there were probably around 8 people there and about 6-8 dancers. All of them…

Recently, had taken to popping into the fort myers clubs on my lunch breaks during the week to have a beer or two and enjoy the scenery. Would chit chat with a girl if I…

I seem to visit this place whenever I can get away and haven’t been to Oz or others nearby in months. I seem to be able to find someone for fun in the lap dance…

Headed to TT to try and catch Xena or Summer before the rush. Got there about 12:30, no valet but if he’s there it’s 5. No one manning the metal detectors and no…