Reviews

Arrived at Dirty's shortly after 12 on Saturday. Located near the Costco Business Center off of Grand and 33rd Ave, the parking lot is large and extremely pot-holed. Not the best part of town but…

Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon around 3:30. The parking lot was super empty and so was the club. It was during the NFC championship game but I was kind of expecting that it would…

I was in Las Vegas from 01/26 ~ 01/28 to attend AVN (a porn convention) and I brought some extra cash for the SCs. I had originally planned to visit my favorite SC in Vegas,…

I will start by saying that this place is extraordinarily exploitative of its customers, using hidden fees and underhanded tactics to rack up the prices. This would go so far as to interrupt VIP dances.…

This was a Friday from 4:30-8:30. It turns out it was exactly a year to the day since I was there last time. I go into the city to see the boat…

This is my home club which I visit frequently. But my schedule got busy lately and haven't had a chance to check it out for more than three months. I saw other reviews mentioned the club…

Stopped through here on a Saturday night. Got there before 10 so the cover charge was like 10 bucks. The place isn't the biggest but it definitely serves it's purpose. There's one stage with two…

(Notes on the girls are halfway down in case you don't want to read the rest) My favorite place in the northeast. Better than the clubs back home. I know the description's been done…

Stopped in OGD for the first time in a couple of months while enjoying the nice break in the rain and snow of January. It was a Friday afternoon and was surprised that the…

Hadn't stopped by PM for a while, but I heard there was a crop of new ladies, so I thought I'd check it out. Got the pat-down at the door and paid my $10…

I had heard about Fannies before, but it is out of the way from where I live, so I hadn't visited until recently. The parking was $20, and so was the cover. I read…

BT Dearborn is a club in the shopping area of Dearborn off Michigan Avenue. As compared to my last review of the Club by the Airport, walking in to BTs is quick and more hassle-free.…

This was one of the offer visits I have ever had at this place - not bad by any stretch, but not as much fun as I have had on previous visits. In fairness,…

First thing I saw were a bunch of rat traps around the club and that was a huge red flag lol 😂 but everyone was friendly at the door and I paid for their special…

Landing Strip is an upscale looking gentleman’s club near the Airport. Lots of regalia reminiscent of this, even to the fact that the stage does kind of look like a landing strip. The first thing…

Club #2 was the following Saturday during day shift. I had a few hours to kill and based on the Criket reviews decided to try it out. Club: No valet. Enter through the door…

Had a chance to visit three clubs during my brief weekend trip to Detroit. This was club #1, and the highlight of the trip. Club: The review police will hound me if don’t give…

Club #3 was early Sunday right at opening. I had a few hours to kill before my flight back home. More of a reconnaissance mission. Hope the little bit of info helps. Club:…

Stopped by after a short successful visit to Lipstick. Craving more action, I decided to see what was in store. The daytime cover is now $9. This time I noticed several gringo…

I hadn't been to a club in quite awhile, so I made a trip to Night Trips OKC. When entering the club you pay the cover and walk in. The…

Chicas is pretty much a hole in the wall type of club. It’s really easy to miss if you’re not paying attention to the entrance right off the main road. I visited on a Thursday…

It was about 4 pm. Finally stoppped raining, Still a little sloppy out. The radio reported traffic issues on I-94. Seemed like a good idea to enjoy the view, wait until traffic cleared a bit. Parked…

So, due to a recent computer issue at home with the wife - she was close to discovering some of my online activity when a sudden and unexpected power surge hit the HDD and all…

First visit since last summer and not sure what to expect as the changes in the lap dance “booths” and so on, I pulled into the parking lot around 4 PM on Friday, the lot…

So this is review of two different visits this week. First one was Wednesday PM visit, around 6PM. Pulled in immediately a guy asked for $10 to park, this is why i don’t like the…

Like many Bogie visits, mine started with a drop off at the Detroit Metro Airport. As I turned onto Michigan Ave. off of Merriman, I noticed three different police cars pulling drivers over in the…

Was back in the area last week and figured, why not! As others have written the place has received a nice facelift, inside and out. There is a theater upstairs, I hear couples sometimes visit.…

Headed to Wackos on a friday evening last week. Parking was alright a little before 8 when I arrived and I was able to find a spot in the main lot in front.…

15$ cover. Simple security pat down. Nice semi upscale club. Relaxing atmosphere. Parked on the street. Bar is on the left as soon as you walk in, and the stage is long with 2 or…

As time goes on it seems to become more of a night club / “regulars club”. I’ll get into that a little more. Area is in industrial area. Not sketchy. Parking lot is really small.…

Was in the area, it's been a couple months so I figure I would stop in and see what is new. Parked in fenced lot, hardly any cars but it was early. Walked in and…

Not really a totally fair review because I was there on a Friday as they opened up. The club was nice, had an outer room where phone use was allowed and security would wand you…

I hadn't been to Vivide in several months, so I decided to stop by since I was driving by West Midtown. I got there around 8:15pm, and parking was easy. By the way, several HUGE…

ckos Arrived at 930 on a Saturday. Parking was tough, as it is at the end of a strip mall,and the only open spots seem to be saved for “valet”. Entered and paid a $20…

Place: Right by 45, big parking lot and free. Multiple stages inside and 2nd floor for mor private ambiance. Booths in the back but are only available for bottle service. Plenty dancers walking the floor. Price.…

Place reopened as Bucks Wild south Price: Cover was about $26 after tax. Dances depend on dancer but $15-20 for topless dances and $30 for nude dances. Vip section cost like $50 for 15 minutes to…

As someone just said, this club can be hit or miss. I average about 70% hit to miss ratio, so I keep visiting. It's a sister club to Sugar's (which is way fucking creepier) and…

Obligatory club info for newbies and out of towners, regulars can skip the first long paragraph (mostly copied from my earlier review, not much changed): this is one of the more popular clubs in Seattle…

Had a long layover in the afternoon in Detroit so found a close spot to the airport and went to check it out. I took an uber so didn't investigate the valet up front. No…

AVOID AT ALL COSTS. I asked repeatedly for pricing before any women danced for me. But no, the protocol was for a dancer to just take me directly into the VIP, without any…

First visit in awhile. Got there about 9 there was a $10 cover with ID scan which is a first for me here. Not very crowded at first but picked up later. Came over to…

Visited kittens for the first time in a while this Thu evening. Was busier then i expected. I would guess about 15 dancers in the rotation and a fair amount of customers. Had…

I am just a sick dirty bastard. What can I say? I am decent looking, rich and have a lovely wife. Yet for some reason I like doing the nasty with old strippers. I avoid…

Was planning to see my ATF at Cheerleaders but had some time to kill so stopped into Oasis. The club is in an industrial area next to a junk yard and across from some…

I visit here once or twice a year and my last visit was less than a year ago. Overall, I had a similar experience to previous visits. Outside and inside the club…

Located in a safe residential part of Bloomfield just like the other Bloomfield club.Hell it feels too residential. Clancy's layout is exact opposite, small stage and building with a very thin rectangular layout. Stage…

Recently divorced and now living somewhat close to the club I figured what the hell. Went on a Saturday afternoon around 3ish, parking lot was safe with plenty of spots available. It’s tucked behind a…

I was in Salt Lake for a convention so I decided to stop in to one of the 2 clubs in Utah that offer lap dances. Cover was $7 and…

The Boardroom Cabaret continues to be open only 5 days a week (Wednesday to Sunday) from a 3:PM opening to 1:00 or 2:00 AM closing. Am I the only one that believes that a club…

I made my return to Paradise on a Wednesday for their $80 VIP specials after a little layoff and not much has changed. The set up is the same. The square stage is in the…

CLOSED! Yeah, sorry. Comic SNAFU visit-did my research before heading over to check the place out and walked in to what appeared to be an Asian restaurant with some staff lounging about-clearly disinterested in the…

I got there right at noon and at first was afraid they were closed. As I was about to go elsewhere the owner pulled up. He was very polite and even asked to…

I went around 9 pm on a Friday. The entrance reminds me of an old movie theater with a turnstile. Its a little dusty at the entrance. Wasn't getting good vibes from that. Keep reading…

Went to go see Passion. AGAIN. This time she has a friend she walks around with. The girl follows her like a puppy. She is a small petite black girl, smaller than Passion. I believe…

I decided to drop by on Thursday night. The club had a decent amount of people in it and the music was great. Parking was not an issue. I grabbed a seat by the bar…

Been to this club in the past. It’s in a highly industrial area, and not many places are open around there that time at night. It’s a bit spooky in some regards. Then you pull…

I visited this club after Bogarts on Thursday night. The parking lot was packed which was awesome to see. I also had a pass from Bogarts for free cover and my wristband for VIP was…

I always hear about how small this place is. So I've been putting off going. Since I didn't feel like standing around looking like a even bigger loser than I already am. So…

On a Sat, 11pm. About 10-15 girls when I arrived. Only one I would say I’m completely not attracted to facially and a couple thicker girls which I don’t mind. Most common was a tall…

Another trip to Rhino on a Thursday evening. Overall just an OK visit. Plenty of parking in a well lit lot. The cover has gone up to $22 but I got $10…

First time visiting in a long time and unfortunately it doesn’t compare to what it used to be. A little about the club - it is in an industrial area off Harry Hines rd.…

I’ve been on a SC sabbatical, except for an experience with a Kittens reject at Aurora Ave’s (no, I don’t want to talk about it). My recent Pandys visit marks…

Was bored one night and decided I'd try something different than Baby Dolls. I paid about $10 to park and about $20 for the cover charge. I was searched for weapons upon entry…

Arrived on a Friday around 2. Located in a strip mall about ten minutes from downtown Tulsa. Honestly it took me the same amount of time to get from downtown to Sand Springs as it…

Went in late Saturday night around 2 am. Paid $20 to get in, had a guy wand me but no pay down. Big club. One small stage immediately to the right and a larger main…

This review is for a recent Wednesday 12-1:30 p.m. This was the first time I had visited, since 15 months prior. This place is a full nude BYOB place. Prior, I was enjoying alternating…

I love baby dolls, the place has been good to me. I went in this time and everyone was friendly but I didn't recognize any of the staff. There was no bouncer at the door…

Centerfolds Worcester has not really changed in sometime. The parking lot is very rough and filled with potholes and some broken glass. When you enter the club it is so dark you literally…

This was my sixth SC over a two day trip to Tampa and Orlando. The front doors guy let me in without cover charge which was nice. Tipped the girl at the front desk. $8…

I try not to repeat those details covered by other reviews again and again. Here are something fun to know. First of all, I love those comfort sofas. You can see them after checked in.…

I had been to three clubs in Tampa a couple of nights before and knew I had to lower the bar for a tour de Orlando. Ended up going to Le Palace, Stars and the…

Stopped into Stars after a quick visit to Le Palace. Free parking. $25 cover. Too much for this place particularly how lame the dances are. Smoking is allowed inside. $7 domestic beer. Bathroom troll. All…

Stopped in on a Monday, only open during the afternoons now on Mondays specifically. This place has been described a million times, but I digress. Bright pink building with plenty of parking, paid $10 to…

Delilah’s Manville on weekday afternoons is the most stable, reliable experience possible. That also means it can run a little on the bland side. The afternoon dancers tend to be a little on the older…

I was in the Tampa area on Sunday night and went to three area clubs - Emperor, Gold Club, and Scarlett's. Scarlett's was my first stop into town on recommendations from Muddy and Shanny72 when I…

I was in the Tampa area on Sunday night and went to three area clubs - Emperor, Gold Club, and Scarlett's. After a pretty lame trip to Emperor I stopped into Gold Club which I had…

I was in the Tampa area on Sunday night and went to three area clubs - Emperor, Gold Club, and Scarlett's. Emperor was my first stop. I arrived around 7:30 pm on a Sunday. Upon arrival,…

After seeing an ad on Instagram, I decided to give this place a try. I was a bit skeptical upon arrival because this club does not have a large parking lot yet, it…

I initially stopped at Sugar 44 hoping to see the Asian Goddess Spinx. She was not at the club. McKenzie the bartender told me that Spinx dances a couple evenings per week and does not…

I’m in Austin for business and was bored out of my mind at the hotel, so I decided to venture out. I arrived right around midnight. The parking lot is well lit and has a…

Take it Tuesday Got the opportunity to pop in Tuesday afternoon. Layout hasn’t changed. Place is still a Coke product house. Typical afternoon, with only one stage being used. Most of the guys…

I must confess that I am not as familiar with the current Fantasies as Desire but I do stop by occasionally to have a drink with Patti and some “entertainment” if someone piques my interest. All…

Stopped in at random on a Sunday a couple of weeks ago, because I was bored and felt like getting some so figured why not. The club was dead as a door nail. It was…

Drove by couple weeks ago and decided to pull in and check out the early part of the day shift. Seems they’ve been remodeling now for years and years so pay attention to the door…

I returned to Hidden Gems on a Wednesday night a few weeks ago after not visiting the club for several months. No cover to get in this time. Prices have not changed. $5 for a…

While everything else in Vegas is popping, Talk of the Town is a sleepy little video store/club. I entered in on a Sunday evening thinking it might be busy with decent number of patrons and…

So, had to be in the Tri-State area and when I do I make a point of getting to PM for some pleasant moments. This review covers 2 days - Tuesday/Wednesday - with Tuesday being late…

Had a good time at Mirage, but it wasn't amazing, especially compared to clubs in Vegas/Montreal/AC. But for a Long Island club, not bad. Lots of girls, and lots of customers so you weren't bombarded, and…

Driving through on my way home from work decided to stop off and get a stress reliever. Boy was I wrong. Stopped in to the pink palace this Wednesday afternoon after a short day at…

Visited on a recent Friday night. I arrived just before 9 and the parking lot seemed busy for the time. I paid cover and got the pat down by security, I don’t remember that on…

First off, the parking lot sucks. More potholes in the lot than dollars on the stage (I'll get to that later). Walk in, free entry with a text. I'm not sure if it is always like…

Went on a Thurasday night around 8:30 to see if there was any I improvement since my last visit over a year ago. That visit also was an extremely disappointing one, thus the long time…

What a dump the area has become! Politics aside, this place used to be a bustling area in SF, but now it's completely gone to shit. Came here after attending a Warrior's game and decided…

I came here during the day shift originally and the place felt really empty and low energy so I wasn't digging it, I decided to give it a second chance and went during the night…

Entered around 10pm. Crowd not too lively and not a lot of interaction between dancers and new customers. They tended to hang with what seemed to be regulars. About 1/2 dancers…

Came here on a Monday night, the bright lights were shining as always. Paid the $20 tip, typical pat down, and walked in. Being a weekday night, only saw 4 girls when…

This visit was made on Tuesday, January 23, 2024. I entered after 7:00pm. Cover charge was 20.00. Behind the front desk, there is a sign telling you the price of dances: Lapdances in the communal…

First of all shame on you guys for not reviewing this place more. My guess is the drive through paterson to get here is scary for some or most dont want to ruin a good…

Visited here with my buddy on a Friday night (around 10pm) near the end of the year in 2023. My previous visit was in March 2023. Cover was around $10 because both my friend and…

Never been to a club in LA before and this one was close to my hotel so I thought I'd give it a shot. Pretty easy to find and easy parking but the entrance was…