Reviews

I swear I have never been here... But if I had, I think it would be close to the wildest place on earth. Seriously, welcome to Porkies nude wild ride none of…

Can't loose if you want a sure thing on a Friday afternoon in El Paso. Went to the bar and ordered a beer when I got there. An older Mexican woman with a bad blonde…

The wife and I recently visited Florida; she brought a sexy red dress along (my favorite—short with easy access to her fantastic breasts!!), so we decided to spend some time at a club. Scarlett’s…

Came here on a Saturday before the Browns game in from out of town. I knew my Brownies wouldn't do well against the visiting Chicago Bears so I decided to raise my spirits pre emptively…

Went to this place one day as I ended my workday closeby. Always wanted to stop in. It was early like 6:30-7pm and I walk in almost unnoticed. The tables are dirty and its nice…

Just went there last week with my boy.. Best $100 ever spent for fun! The amount of grinding/ touching you will get at Follies is unrivaled for the strip club. Even when taking non-VIP dances,…

Showed up on a Thursday night, and was pleased by the dancer quality. For the most part. Probably a couple 5's, but there were also a couple 7s, and I would absolutely say a set…

There were a lot of dancers working, all of which looked decent. I am surprised how little the dancers came up to me asking for dances. I was there for around 4 hours and only…

Haven't been to this club in awhile looks like April 2013. This club is going way down hill as far as quality is concerned. I didn't see my prize suryma either. At first you walk…

maybe one of the most disgusting places I have ever been turn around close your eyes forget that place even exist absolutely one of the worst ever!you getting there and is fugly woman invites you…

Place is located near the Galleria, so you know it's not ghetto. Posh for Houston, but not as over the top glitzy as you'll see in touristy cities. Ample parking, and well-lit lot. Cover was…

If you enjoy US Strip-Clubs than the atmosphere here is somewhat similar in terms of quality of girls and general club set-up.$20 dance-booths are on second floor.The place gets packed on weekends,but nevertheless the action…

Amateur night with three black girls, dancing for cash, inside from the cold.I liked the older one 32 or so, great athletic body, and still a woman curves. She placed second to a less experienced…

Best club in the area. Always love it here. Was taken by a friend after a party and really had a good time. It's mostly hispanic and black girls, but every now and then there's a…

The Silver Bullet is my favorite kind of Strip Club. It's basically a neighborhood bar that has boobies. Here are the good and the bad points of the Bullet. Good: The beer is…

OK, I have posted several reviews of this club over the years, and I keep returning. The two year renovation project is finally complete. It looks halfway respectable now after being a dump…

I moved away but come back to Seattle for business once in a while. When I'm here, I go to Pandora's mainly because there are a few ladies from back when another nearby club ruled.…

Went to Cheetah's on a Friday night. It was packed with people. There were around 10-12 girls doing the shift. I spoke to this one girl called Mia. She was really good. The girls in…

Go-Go Girls is by all means no high-class club. First off, you have a bunch of Eastern European girls of various levels of attractiveness, pushy and demanding - but then you have a number of…

After my last couple of visits I decided to go late Friday afternoon/early evening to see if this place has anything to offer besides disappointment. It does not. Of the six dancers on…

Stopped in early afternoon. Bar was pretty empty. 1 girl dancing at a time. Girl comes down the staircase, dances on the back stage, on the front, and then circles the inside…

Continuing my trip down the west coast, so this weekuwas in Portland. Decided that I would hit Casa Diablo first, as it was close to my hotel. I don't visit clibs at night usually, but…

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?se...cal&id=9397543 Unfortunately "entrapment" is not that difficult. I can not believe the number of times I have had a dancer unfamiliar to me very directly suggest what can be had in the lap dance room. I…

It was time to ring in the New Year with a weeknight visit to this club. As a semi-regular, there were quite a few new dancers for me to sample from. What struck me was…

When I left the office after working late, it had snowed a little. Decided to drive by and see if there was more than one car in the parking lot and maybe stop in?…

I had not visited the Penthouse club for over two months. I stopped in around 1:30 P.M. on a Thursday afternoon. Most other reviews have described the club and I will skip that. I took…

This club is small,but very fun and friendly girls. I was truly surprised to meet a girl named Sammy, she was new and didn't drink. This girl made my experience absolutely the best one I…

Bottom line: if I'm going to pay Score's prices, the dancers better be supremely hot or very touchy-feelie - and they weren't either (at least the night I went). My wife took me for my birthday…

I read some previous reviews and thought this was going to be a middle of the road type of club but was very disappointed. This club is large enough in size to develop into a…

Bottom line: Definitely a working class club. The dancers weren't all that hot, a bunch of 4s or 5s, maybe a 6 or two, and more than a few 2s or 3s. That…

This is a small club (actually more of a bar than a club)that might even be called "intimate". All seats are no more than 25 feet from the small stage which is situated in the…

Pretty decent place overall, wish there were more "curvy" girls like me, with an hourglass figure and about 140-170 lbs. If they get some girls like that with decent faces then I'll definitely make this…

I went in on an afternoon on my lunch break. The outside of the club is painted with bright colors, so when you first walk in, it's so dark, that you cannot see anything. It…

Meh, not impressed at first but it was a Sunday visit. One dancer on stage looking rough with c section scars. One bartender and another dancer grouped up with friends at the bar ignoring everyone…

I went by this place in sept 2013, it was very clean, and the babes super polite. It's located on a busy street, and all the parking is out front, so you feel like a perv…

I live in the area and when I want to go to a place that offers more than the traditional touchy feely I cum here. The girls are always friendly, but for the most…

Went for the first time on a wednesday last week, got in around 10 or 11. Cover was reasonable at $5. The club itself is kind of small but there were not many customers there…

La Mirage was a pretty good club for Jacksonville. The cover on Friday night was $7 They do not have draft beer. Bottles were $3 each. Dancers ranged from about a…

I was down in the city for some work and decided I'd stop by after reading some reviews. As they suggest the place does indeed look just like an adult bookstore. I entered and checked…

This place had a lot of pretty girls for early on a Saturday afternoon. Its right off the freeway but a little hard to find as it is located behind a strip mall.…

Okay, first off this place is seedy, I mean really seedy. When you first walk in you see a lots of adult paraphernalia and porn for sale. As you look around you see porn…

Stopped in a couple of times this week. The overall quality of the dancers is down a bit, that is to mean that there are more girls on the lower middle scale instead of the…

After a lame night at the HL, I thought to myself I haven't been to Bourbon Street in a while. After about 10 minutes in here I remembered why. The dancers were OK…

This is for 3 visits Sun 12/29, Thurs. 01/02 and Sat. 01/04. 2 hours after touchdown in Orlando I entered a busy but not crowded IR. Lots of older guys there to watch…

I went there for a friend's birthday, a girl actually. She, her sister, and our mutual friend took a cab from the Tropicana to Allure. it was about a 10-15 minute drive and not too…

I had been to Polekatz last month and was disappointed but I thouhgt lets give it another shot. This time was much better. The club is nice inside with a variety of seating…

Visited on a Monday afternoon and it was pretty slow. There were 4 girls on the shift with about 20 customers. I won't go into the smoke issue as its well documented that you will…

Went to Orlando for work and arrived the weekend before to hit up the beach and some strip clubs. Stopped by this place around 3pm on a Sunday. Paid my $20 cover, walked…

I was not there for a very long time, but I have this to say about this: 1) The girls are definitely NOT good looking. In fact I found only 1 girl who was very hot(10).…

I just added a detailed review on this club. However, forgot to mention the shower dances. Wow... they were really awesome and blew my expectations. They just charge you $10 for a seat very close…

After having a quick bite to eat at Wild wings I decided to head over to CR to spoil myself in the company of scantily clad females and satisfy my optical appetite on some sweet…

Stopped by this place while on a business trip. It's a short drive from the airport. First of all there are a ton of cops on that street so don't drive drunk or speed down…

Was in Orlando for business, so did a day trip to hit the beach in Clearwater an some clubs in Tampa. Stopped by this club around 3:45 pm on a Sunday after stopping by Mons Venus,…

Since "the season" has started I figured I'd give Fantasy's another try to see if the talent had improved. I was sadly disappointed. There were a lot more customers and a few more…

This club is located down a side street near the airport. The outside of the building is impressive. It is large, well lit, with lots of parking. The inside has one main stage with tables…

This club is in the middle of nowhere in an industrial area. Parking lot feels reasonably safe though. $10 to get in. My buddy and I showed up around 10pm on Thursday night.…

I was out and about.. and stopped by on my way home. I was surprised when the front girl said "no cover"! Usually it's $1.00 during the day which is no biggie.…

Second time in Portland. You'd think I might try a new club, having already reviewed this one, but I didn't have that much time or cash to spend and already knew I liked this club.…

Many of the dancers where in the back when I walked in, and the floor was totally bare. If I were the manager, I would ALWAYS have somebody on the floor. The DJ, was playing…

I only saw 3 of my favorites in the club. I used to walk in and almost get swarmed, but now that I havent been there in a while, I walk in like a newbie.…

I havent been here is a while. I walked in and sort of put my hands up to be patted down, and the guy waved me in. I was a little embarrased that I expected…

Had a great time at Blaze. The girls were really out to please and I made sure that the word got out that I was paying for hot dances. I dont think I was alone…

Ever since my first trip to The Rhino, I've been hooked. I make sure im there at least one night every Vegas trip or should i say adventure lol. The last time i was out…

This is the only strip club in Fargo. But it is very nice the girls here are all very beautiful women with the exception of a couple. The drink prices are very reasonable almost comparable…

Big fan of this club! I went on a Friday night, stag for various reasons. Got in free with this coupon you can print from the website. (This was late December, 2013. The coupon says…

Visited Showgirls on Friday 1/17/14 around 11:00 p.m. and stayed `till about 1:00 a.m. – parking was free - cover was $6 – and had a Heineken for $6. Every customer is required to show their…

Stopped by around 1 in the afternoon. $15 cover charge. A little pricey for afternoon but the VIP is $75 on Thursday so I wanted to check it out and see if there's any talent…

Visited the club Kakadu just to try it out... The entry fees taken wasn't covered for drinks. Doesn't matter, going down, the club had decent setup but surprisingly there was not single customer around. This…

Stopped by here at ~7:30PM this week after stopping by PM and not noticing any talent that interested me. Walked in, walked to the bar and grabbed a beer. Checked out the scene for a…

Went back to this place found out the following. 1) Mileage are better during the date 2) At night, the place is a place for high roller, unless you have loads of cash girls will ignore…

Came in here early evening. This place was packed. Couldn't sit anywhere. There was a ton of dancers but the few I wanted I never got too. Completely mixed, no dominant race which is…

Went back to Cabaret le Pink a couple of weeks ago for the first time in quite a while. Two things of note: First, it was really, really dead. There was me, a few dancers,…

Disappointed !!! Heard a lot that it was a big place. That's right. Its huge, with 3 big screens, good for watching games. $5 cover, separate heated smoking area.... $4 beers. But then again, you don't go to…

I prefer going on weekdays, but decided to go on Saturday to check out girls available on the weekend. I got to the club around 2:00 pm. There were around 8 to 10…

Stopped into the Penthouse club for a beer on a Friday evening around 8 PM. The parking lot was safe with active security in the lot and someone setting up a grill nearby for outdoor…

I got in right before 7 and took advantage of the free shot. I had been in during the afternoon and was very disappointed in the talent and the attitude of the girls.…

Visited January 10, 2014, wasn't going to go to pumphouse but started at Mickey's; and it was too subdued so we wanted to see if there was any new talent. The Carolina Square looked like a…

Finished dinner with some friends on a Friday night, didn't feel like calling it a night yet so I headed over to Vegas around 10:30 PM. 10 bucks cover, friendly door girl and waitresses,…

You probably can get more mileage out of this place than you can at most Houston clubs as far as I know. But it's pretty seedy, and on my first try I didn't stick it…

This is a good place to go for totally nude dancers and a beer or cocktail. There are very few clubs in Minnesota that are totally nude and serve alcohol. The best time to go…

I have been here several times the past couple of months. The girls are for the most part cool & not overbearing when it comes to dances. I decided to have my birthday party here…

So this is not a traditional Strip Club by either Japanese or North American standards. Having said that it is not a traditional brothel by Tijuana standards. It's type is know as a "Pink Salon"…

So I decided to stop at this place after passing by it many times. It's an adult novelty store when you first walk in, with lingerie, dvd's, and sex toys. You have to be buzzed…

In New Orleans on business and while this place is a drive out of town, it is always better than the tourist places on Bourbon. Arrived around 9:30pm. Showed my hotel key and…

I will never! Ever!! Ever again enter those doors for as long as I live!!! Nasty dancers on so many unpleasant levels! Dingy environment and a terrible lingering odor in the air. Bar staff are…

This was my second visit to this place. I paid more attention this time around. The building is kind of old looking on the outside, but once you get to the back area with the…

Came by after work. Happened to catch the afternoon crew right before the evening crew showed up. The best thing about this place is that all the girls are required to dance on…

Well......I went to this spot because it was conveniently located right down the road from my Embassy Suites. I was bored and decided to venture out on this night. Last time I was in town…

I visit this place whenever I find myself in the LB area. Got to the club at 2pm to meet a particular dancer, and it was very slow. Only her, myself and 2 other PL's…

I should say I'm really not surprised I was the last review before this one too. I was there on Tuesday and Wednesday of this week and the place was lacking in PLs at…

Good looking and friendly dancers. I talked with a young and beautiful girl and had some lap dances. She was very touchable when she gave a lap dance. While she was hot and friendly, what really…

Had to decide between Platinum PLus or Lust in Greenville, Had been to PP in Columbia and did not like it much so decided to try Lust. Reached there at about 10:30 PM, not much…

Went after work one night to pass the time until I had be somewhere else. Sat the bar and there were only two girls there. They went on stage one at a time,…

Camelot has been the most consistent club I know, for many years. Clean, decently run club, lots of beautiful dancers, no cover, expensive drinks. No contact like all DC clubs, laws allow nudity but nothing…

Arrived early even before the dancers were on stage on a Saturday afternoon. I got a choice highback chair and waited patiently for the dancing to start. I actually enjoyed seeing the dnacers arrive in…

1st of a 3 Strip Club Tour of the E 8 Mile Stretch. Upon entering, realized I had ventured to the club a few years ago with a friend but had never gotten any…

H8S 1/18/13 (Saturday) Night Trip Report I arrived at 9:30 there were 14 dancers (one 8, four 7's, the rest were 6's or below, and a 20/80 colored to non-colored ratio ) with about 30 customers.…

2nd of a 3 Strip Club Tour on the famous E 8 Mile Stretch. Arrived approximately at 8PM, did the standard coat check, and took a seat by the stage. Quickly ordered a beer and…

I love to visit this club on Friday nights... That's when the party's at! Girls are smokin hot and have a great sense of humor, well... Some of them. Others are hot but absolutely no…

What a place. Visited this club on a Saturday night. This place is completely nuts. Dancer and girls all over the place. No cover charge however…