Reviews

If you look up dive bikini bar you will find a picture of the playpen. Do not go here without knowing this. I you go here with low expectations you will have a good time.…

I love this place - unfortunately I don't get down to FL very often. I actually went there Wednesday and Friday nights and it was like 2 different clubs. Wednesday was like a…

I haven't been here in months, so I wanted to see how things are. Usual $5 cover to enter. The place was busy with the Wings game and Tigers. Sat at the…

I usually go to the Dejavu clubs in the area, but thought of trying out this club once. I went on a Saturday night. The cover was $8. I paid another $5 for a drink. There…

I was traveling through the general area, and was lured in by the billboards. It was not a good time of day......early afternoon and no girls dancing. I inquired and was told there were two…

It is a really comfortable place to work, the owner Kenny is a great guy and the dancers are very easy to get along with. Due to city ordinances, girls must wear latex and they…

When I went there were not many dancers. Some you wouldn't want to see undress. It is good that they don't undress unless you drop a $5. The girls are all very nice, but some…

I made my first visit to Elite Cabaret recently. It was late on a Saturday evening. Physically it's a nice little club, the layout is nice, the waitstaff is friendly and efficient, the…

Came with a group of friends for a special evening. The special guest was well taken care off with bikini dances. The dancer were a mix of ethnicities but were primarily white - many brunettes…

One word: GARBAGE. Sure the dancers get nude but none of the girls are smoking hot. The girls that are considered "sexy" are the latinas with the fake asses and/or boobs. The crowd is…

The facility is a little nicer, in my view, than it was last time I visited, which was years ago. It's not as dark, not as smoky (since it's illegal to smoke indoors now),…

I have to say, Solid Gold is one of my favorites. The dancers are legitimately hot, and there is plenty of variety, so you can find whatever you like. The girls aren't as…

This club is an icon in the Cocoa Beach area. I went in on an early Thursday evening and it did not disappoint. As soon as you walk in, you are greeted by…

I hadnt been since club was the blue moon. Nice changes! I like the fact that they now have lap dances. Sat nite talent was good. Justice was the best of them though. Keera had…

The Hugger is one of my favorite dives, but this trip was a disappointment. Maybe everyone was looking forward to the Easter Bunny coming. The lack of dance staff was noticeable as the best were…

Decided to make a visit last Thursday around 9:30PM. The parking lot was almost empty and the club was dead when I arrived but picked up after 10PM and had a decent crowd when I…

Monday night, the girls are gorgeous and the place is pretty empty. Although it seemed like some girls were a little more reluctant to dance on stage since there were not many people there, it…

My friends and I went on a Saturday night. We went six deep. On this Saturday, we got about 5 buckets. It gets expensive as they are six bucks a beer. Now about the women.…

Stopped in for the first time in about a year, Place used to come with a rep about everyone leaving happy, well that would depend on what time of day and who you knew. Some…

Went very late (after 1:00 am) with my wife. Club looked nice, almost Lodge level. Not many dancers though. Most of the girls were nothing special. However, we did…

It has been a while since I have been here. Normally it is packed and full of girls and I normally go after midnight. I tried going in the evening to give it a…

This is just one of those clubs that you love to give another shot, just to yield the same result. Walked in with a friend, standard cover charge... The place itself is in need of…

Oh, yeah. Now I remember why I don't like the Hugger on weekends. The lap dance area being so crowded is a real turn off. But last night it was more than…

The prices for drinks are...competitive but not competitive with the prices in the area, more like competitive with prices in Philadelphia. Even the beer on tap is $4.75. The dancers are hit and miss but…

Something going on every day and there are frequent guest stars (on Halloween they managed to score Joanna angel) The stage has a bar in between it so it's hard to get close without paying…

Visited this club in the afternoon to see what all the hype is about. The minute I walked in I was greeted by the door man who waved the cover charge for me. Probably because…

After a run of good visits here, I had a couple of back to back disappointing visits the last couple days. I went of Friday and Saturday, day shift, hoping to see at least…

Returned to Flamingo after a pretty long absence. Not much had changed. Club is nice, but not overly fancy. Waitress still hounds you to buy the girl a drink the minute she…

So obviously this isn't my first time but I hadn't been in quite a while. I go in and it's super empty. Some new black chick whose name I can't remember (it was definitely some…

Well this was the first club I ever went to, so decided to give it a visit for old times...and either my standards have gone way up...or theirs way down. It was sad. On the…

I've been here a couple of times. First time was a saturday around 4pm. The club is located in a pretty remote area that's kinda hard to find, but doesn't feel or look dangerous at…

dancers on this night were very similar in body shape... don't go if you don't like flat chests! mandatory drink purchase, bank machine in the building, gross washrooms, blacklight... the evening we went it was…

Was not that busy the night I went. Plenty of girls to choose from. There was a dancer on stage at all times. The bartender was pleasant and quick on getting my drink. Got a…

This place reminds me of the Toby Keith song "I Love This Bar". I love this place. Great drink prices, beautiful ladies, can't complain. I went two weeks ago on Friday afternoon.…

This is NOT a strip club. I repeat this is NOT a strip club. I'll explain. I have, on and off for a number of years gone to this place. I first went when they…

I don't know why I came back after my last visit. I got here about 9 not one dancer dressed two dancers were sitting at the bar just talking to the bouncers and on there…

I worked here for several shifts. Money is decent but traveling over two hours is not always worth the aftermath of being tired the next day. Management can offer you a discounted rate…

I went a few times. Saw basically the same dancers each time, a few changed here and there. They were ok looking, pretty but nothing special. The bartenders/waitresses are smokin' though. I'm not sure if…

It's been several years since I've been to H'burg so when work brought me to town, I stopped in for a visit. I paid $10 cover charge and headed into the theater. Interior…

Visited around 8:00 pm. Due to cold weather very few patrons but stage was still busy with 5 girls. Yeah.. It's pretty big stage.. Good free food too. Burger was pretty good and couple of dancers…

Dropped by my favorite local club on a Sunday, and things seemed different. Not sure what was going on, but the club had more of a "nighttime" feel. Got to the club around 3, paid…

Second time visiting but had been a year. Staff is nice, cover charge on entry, can get a text or email for free entry. For some reason didn't come through on my phone. The downstairs…

I decided to give this one a shot since it is the only one in the area I haven't been to. From the outside it doesn't look like much, a very plain looking building. Inside…

I had a free pass to Atlantis and when I got there, I didn't see anyone new. I had a few dances and asked the bouncers if it was ok to leave and come…

Boy, my visit last Friday was strange! There were an abundance of dancers (daytime shift). I thought this was great odds as there were very few customers. Boy, was I wrong.…

The Library, what can i say. Waste of time !!! Even thought one hot lady gave me some hot dances. Don't expect high mileage. I decided to stay around because the lady was one…

You would be a fool to go anywhere else. Here is a list of pro's, -complimentary lunch/dinner all day, everyday -complimentary shots every hour -random free drink vouchers from the staff -you can buy a $25 drink card for…

This review covers my past two visits. For one I went with my regular girl and for the other I tried someone new. The regular girl is Stephanie. She is kind of mechanical in the…

Nasty place. Wont be going back the ladies are 3-6's at best. Whole place smells bad. Girls are real pushy and get pissed if you pass on a dance from them.…

I entered their amateur night here. I was shocked to find only 3 contestants, as their amateur night is heavily advertised. The building itself has an unassuming exterior. The stage is the usual PA setup…

This strip club just happened to be across the street from the truck stop I was at so I checked it out. I went in as soon as they were opening at 4 pm. The…

Had to drop someone off at the airport, so I decided to stop in Bandaids while I was nearby. Entered around 11:00pm. Stayed only 30 minutes or so. $5 entry fee.…

Decided to venture in during night shift after an afternoon of drinking. I have to say this was by far the most disappointing outing for me. I sat there waiting with a pocket full of…

Was driving by the club and noticed a significant amount of vehicles in the parking lot so decided to stop in, this was around 1:30 PM. As usual a couple new girls and three that…

So I was travelling on Wednesday night and stopped by the Harem to try out my Liquid Lapdance. You can find the full discussion here: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=28776 I heard of talk of them making a smoking…

Arriving after midnight is not a bad idea. The hottest dancers show up around 11pm, so why not spend your hard earned cash on the hotties. The VIP room costs an extra 10 dollars but…

pretty quiet time, late on a Monday. Dancers were up on the stage (big cross as has been noted) and worked the rail like normal. The lack of chairs except around the stage,…

They have really changed this place up. Table dances use to be done in 2 secluded areas. Now they have remodeled and it's like getting a lap dance mischief at a basketball game. Last dancer…

I went to Scarletts on both a Thursday night and Friday late afternoon through early night. Both times, there were a decent number of dancers, but not quite as many as I was used…

Rick's Cabaret in Manhattan is one of my favorite clubs, and not just because i especially like one of the dancers. I have not been to other clubs in the chain. The chairs are very comfortable.…

This is the second club I have visited in the Phoenix area, the other being in Scottsdale. What I will say right away is that go the extra mile out of Scottsdale into Phoenix…

I've been here a couple of times before but there's one of the dancers I've been trying to see. She was on the schedule for the night I went. I got there and…

My wife and I were in Miami, where I grew up, and decided we should hit a few clubs while we were in town. Tootsies was quite an experience! The place is huge, with multiple…

Decided to swing by on my lunch. Paid the usual valet, and took a seat at the bar. As always, the bouncer greeted me and asked if i wanted a booth. I declined.…

Decided to visit to check posting accuracy. Before you enter, two guys take your $10 entry, put a wristband on you, and offer to get alcohol/red bull at store for a tip. I entered and…

Ok, arrived on JetBlue midnight flight and went to club Rouge first thing based on the reviews and research I did beforehand. We arrived around 1am when the place closes at 2:30am. There…

I had time to kill and was in the area. I was surprised that i was the.only customer in the club. Lol. A girl got up on stage for me. Girls were pretty.…

Stopped in around 10:00 on a recent Saturday evening - not much going on and nothing very memorable to report. About 4 guys in the back playing pool and 3-4 of us sitting at…

This place has been around forever and I don't know that the quality has ever changed as much as my expectations have become more. It's small, and smokey, but if you're looking for a hole in…

I went to Oasis yesterday for the $6 lunch special. For $6 you get an entree, 2 sides, Texas toast and a draft beer. The special is Monday-Thursdays from open to 2 pm.…

Went to this club one afternoon after work. The parking lot was full. Went in and to the left was a miniature stage with a pole and the bar is on the opposite side. The…

When I asked people about Paradise City, most of them didn't have anything good to say - I heard a lot about asshole bouncers, girls so ugly not even a sniper would take them out,…

Visited for a working lunch, and thought the place was closed, as there were only two other cars in the lot. Went inside to find the opposite. About 7 dancers on shift; 2 AA, the…

I have to say this place gets props for being around so long. I visited 12 years ago and it's still going in the same location with the same name. I think it had an…

If you can read this, this club is not for you. This club caters to the non-English speaking, construction worker/house-painter type. It's cool there's a niche market for this type of entertainment but if you're…

I decided to go in to babe's before my shift just to block off some steam. The outside is not much to look at, and there are some shady people hanging around,…

This club is not as good as I remember it. Apparently it has been through a complete change in management and the dancers had a little legal battle. This is all hearsay and rumor, but…

I've been to this club many times. The last few times I wasn't very impressed with the girls, nothing special to be found. This past visit was much better. First there were a lot…

So anyway, first time we were there was on a Monday. Slow start, then as the night went on, got busier. The girls are pretty much perfect. Only 1 under a "9", but that was the…

Stopped in early Thursday afternoon after a long flight back into town. Pretty slow afternoon with just one dancer there when I arrived but three more showed up before too long. Not quite the usual…

Visited the Mint on Th 4/17/14 on a late dayshift visit – arrived a bit past 7:00 pm and left a bit past 8:00 pm. Free parking and no cover for dayshift b4 8:00…

First Time visit so I'll go trough the whole setup. Basically Concepts is a low key nudie bar. Street parking. $5 cover (maybe more on weekends). Beer is $4. The…

Been avoiding HB's since a bad experience in the fall went back last Friday was pleasantly surprised. A lot of new girls and staff was much more professional than the norm for HB`s. People tend…

Visited in the evening when I was in town on business. Before I've mostly been after=work time. The club was not too busy; maybe more dancers than customers. Paid %5.25 for a Jack on the…

The club is easy to find, located right off exit 148 on parkway, right next to home depot. The neighborhood looks shady but there is a parking lot and some street parking spots but only…

The club itself has that dive bar vibe to it. It's not the most modern place you'll ever visit, in fact it may have not had a face lift in quite a few years. It…

This is a really cool spot to stop by after 1AM! I started off at Dames n Games, and headed over here once they close the other place. Nothing has changed too much about…

Went there on a thursday with some colleagues, and the place was dead. 4 girls working, including the bartender. When I say "dead", I mean we were the only customers there. After getting in we…

I had a great time at this joint on the vlock. The doorman was very friendly and the bartender was very prompt. There is no cover charge and compared to the other spots on the…

I went to the Golden Banana out in Peabody on a Tuesday night. It was probably around 6:00 or 7:00pm. I did not have great time but I don't know maybe that is just because…

Visited Henry's after going to flightclub and bogarts. I love black women and couldn't find any at Flight Club or Bogarts. Arrived at Henry's at 4 pm.6 to 8 dancers there. One beautiful Black woman…

I would stay away from here. This seems to be a club with criminal elements. My taxi driver really wanted me to go. Luckily I left after remembering that one club in San Juan had…

Visited this club to get away from Hong Kong and Adelitas. Was very glad that I did. I entered through the bar door, saw a stunning girl dancing on stage. The bar…

I went on a Monday night, which is usually a light night for any strip club. Though this is a lingerie modeling studio, which means you cut the club portion and go straight to the…

Was in the area and decided to stop by Monarch's to wait out trqaffic. Admission was cheap, 8 or so including you first beverage. Nice decor but relatively empty of PL's which I…

I have been here a few times, but I do not like this club that much. However, my former ATF from another club is now working here as "Ariel." I have not seen her in…

For a couple of weeks I've been meaning to check out The Landing Strip, the new club they opened at Miranda's porn store downtown. I finally got there only to find out that it…

Went to bt on a weekday. About 6 dancers working all between a 5 and 7. Some where a bit heavy. They had a nice deal on prime rib. All the dancers were friendly.…

the wife and I stopped in to Sammy's on a Saturday night after dinner to check it out ,its a very nice club with 3 stages 1 main stage by the bar straight ahead when…

this was my second time going to atlantis. don't think i'll be returning any time soon,but will check the place out again some day. the club its self the best if…