Reviews

It has been a few years since I have visited Fantails. I have in the past found it to be the most liberal club in the area. Most things were available with the…

Holy ****, this place is like whore fantasy island. I thought I had visited back in October, but had actually mistakenly walked into Las Chaveles next door. On that trip I remember thinking how…

This is a typical mid level club (one notch above a dive). It is nude so no booze. The girls here ranged anywhere from 3 to 6.5. Lots of fake tits and one girl with…

Most clubs are hit and miss. Bazookas is no exception. Since its a juice bar and laws have changed, dancer turnover is high. Friday, though was definitely a HIT. Not sure…

I have been going there for the last 7 years the last time was last friday night. I keep hoping that maybe this club would have improved. there are some beautiful girls there, Ginger Julia…

This was my first visit to Pandora's, I had s much fun I returned for a second visit a few days later<br> I went on both a Thursday and Sunday night. <br> <br> It seems like all…

This club is decent to say the most. I was there from 830 until 1130. I stayed hoping more girls would show up. There is one stage shaped like a T, a few of the…

Was in New York City recently and decided to try a new strip club. Had seen various advertisements for lace on cabs etc. the club is right in the middle of Times Square, and is…

Left th katch and came here. When I left my eyes were burning from cigarette smoke. And I refuse to pay for air dances. These girls cant even sit on your laps. The girls range…

I had not been down toward the beach in quite some time. But I was not too far away with a couple hours to kill so I thought I would stop back in.…

Stopped by this club one weekday night as I was in town for business. I had been to the club years ago but it had went through some major renovations. There is mandatory valet parking…

WOW.... a really slow Hugger day. 16 dancers and 3 customers. Could not swat them off .....once I found my girl, all was good. No more bothersome dances. Side note; there were 6 or 7…

Fat Jacks seems a bit off the beaten path, but if you don't mind a drive, it's worth a visit. This is kind of a composite review of the overall experience of my last two…

I stopped here for the first time a few weeks ago.<br> <br> I doubt I will be going back.<br> <br> The club itself is much nicer than the Hardware Store down the street. THe girls are in general are…

This is the best club in Lexington - it is high class all the way, and definitely a party atmosphere. And before I tell you anything else, the bathroom attendant is a stand up…

I waited several months after visiting to write this review just to distance myself from it, but this is NOT a strip club by any means, it's like a mix of what I assume is…

Lipstixx is a small club. one main stage in the middle of the room and two small stages against the wall in the front of the club. The bar is in the back. Bar…

This is still my favorite club in the area. Plenty of parking without the hassle of driving to the block. The owner is dumping some money into renovations and I can't wait to…

What a place! Tiny hole in the wall go go bar. About 10 patrons some ordered food, three girls working 1 Latina, 1 white girl and a blonde who was a foreigner. The Latina ohh…

Left jacks because I was horny and wanted to go someplace for some action, NOT HERE. Club has the look<br> Of a great place, tons if TVs, huge bar, lights the whole 9 yards, it stops…

Stopped in at Solid Platinum on my way to my hotel after a disappointing trip to an old haunt. Not much happening, 5 dancers and 3 customers. The dancers are mostly latina, the…

Visiting SF and wanted to try one of their famous clubs. I was nearby crazy Horse so of I went. Cover was $20. The set up as others have described is like a theater. The…

I had not been to Splendors for approximately 2 years. Stopped in on a whim on a business trip to Houston. The physical club has not changed and is very nice. I…

Only been to here and MBOT in San Francisco and found this to be a much better value, and appreciated that I wasn't hassled by the doorman as is so often the case at San…

Austin has a few good strip clubs. Sugars, Perfect 10 and Yellow Rose.<br> Yellow Rose consistently delivers in terms of satisfaction at the end of<br> the night. It isn't very upscale. It gets really crowded later in…

This club is right next to Pike Place, so if you're looking to sneak into a club discretely, you may want to choose another. Once you enter, you climb a flight of stairs and are…

Nicely laid out club interior with a long main stage and a couple of small stages for girls to rotate onto. Long bar gives a good view of the place and the main stage. Plenty…

Dropped by this club while on vacation with the wife and kids. I know this sounds strange but my wife won't let me go anywhere and would kill me if she knew I went to…

This is a re-review 3 years later.<br> I found myself once again in LA after about 3 years later. On this trip, I did a strip club in Orange county and re-visited 4play. I think 4play…

Me and a friend visited on a local recommendation from a person from a nearby casino. We arrived at the club and were greeted by a very kind woman behind a shielded counter. Our I.D.s…

I visited the Toy Chest on a Thursday night around 10pm and on a Friday night around midnight. There is only valet parking at the club. I hate having other people inside my rig unattended,…

I visited the Silver Criket twice in one week: a Tuesday evening around 9pm and a Thursday evening around midnight. You park for free behind the building and enter through the back. Upon entering, a…

Went with some friends a while back on a Friday night. Won some money at the casino so we figured why not blow it on overpriced beers while looking at hot girls. Started at the…

Typical Deja Vu setup. However they have new chairs around the stage. Also all of the dance booths have been rotated 90 degrees, so they are slightly more private. <br> <br> Was there on…

Went as a last minute decision with a bunch of friends. My friend got me a dance from a Columbia chick who was thick and hot, but I forgot her name. Her dance was…

This is the best Club I have been to 18 to enter 21 to drink. You can bring anything you would like to drink bottles of alcohol or beer, I suggest you bring your own…

Hit this place on a Thursday evening around 11pm. This club is located in an industrial area yet it is a bit sketchy as it shares the parking lot with an after-hours massage parlor. Paid…

Stopped by while drive through town just to see what the local life was like. The place is small, and looks really shady from the outside. Going inside doesnt improve much. Its dark and very…

I've been going here for several years. I'll stop by once in a while to see if there are any "fun" girls on staff. The place had been re-done a few years ago.…

Ended up up here just after midnight on friday. Parking lot was packed but it didn't seem that crowded inside. <br> About 10 dancers on and of that only a few that were worthy of a…

After dropping a respectable amount of cash at St. James and having only a relatively lame time as a result, I moved onto Houston Dolls. I was supposed to meet a client there, but…

Visited this club a few weeks ago. Heard some friends say it was decent. It is out of the way near the Reading Tube foundry. Outside of club looked New and…

Lustys was not an option today. I didn't want to chance a raid, which seems to happening as of late at my go to spot...Lustys. Jen's is still closed and I haven't heard…

I knew this place under it's old name because a friend used to be a bouncer and I'd come to visit. I happened to be in the area (which is hard to do given this…

Driving thru the area and thought I would try a country club. small place in the middle of corn fields. but a very friendly staff. felt like I was at home even…

Something about this club intimidates me. Maybe it's the railroad tracks behind the parking lot. Maybe it's the metal detector at the door. Maybe it's the ogre owner always walking around. Maybe it's the goons…

This is my second visit and the 1st was a year ago. The club is about the same. Had business in Miami and was driving down and the club is close to I95.…

On the outside it's well lit with purple neon signs the parking lot has valley and a security guard so you and your car are safe , valley is free with tip , once inside…

I've been hitting Follies about once a week for the last couple of years. Mostly on Saturdays but occasionally on Sunday or a week day but always on the afternoon shift. Around 8PM the club…

I stopped in around dinner time for my first visit. For some reason I always ended up across the street when I got down the road this far. An employee explained the entire setup to…

I admit that I wasn't too sure I would be there that long when I walked in around 8pm on a Sunday night. The place was pretty empty and looked more like a sports bar,…

I've written a number of reviews of CF over a number of years and my guess is that my ratings have been going down with every visit, and unfortunately that holds true for my three…

This a great strip, hands down better than Hong Kong. In my opinion, girls are way more attractive than in Hong Kong, although they are hot their too. One thing to me was…

This was my first visit to Players, on a Friday evening about 7. Paid a $7 cover to a lovely lady at the door went in and looked around. Hmmm, no dancers and…

This was my 5th or 6th time to OGs and it never disappoints. I arrived and was quickly bombarded with the wanna dance wanna dance girls, I told them I need to chill and get…

This dump is my favorite strip club in Syracuse. The beer selection is really lame. The decorations look like the aftermath of a party nobody cleaned up after. The walls and ceilings look like crap.…

I haven't lived in Greensboro for a while now and I definitely haven't been to this club since it has been LAX. Some friends I knew wanted to go so I was down since it…

This is the place to go if your looking for more then a private dance. I got there around 6:00 girls were ok, with in 5 min I had the first dancer ask me if…

I saw 5 girls working, but it was also Monday so I didn't expect many more than that. Out of the 5 I saw only one was below a 6-7 so I was very happy…

It's Friday night at just before midnight and, according to the manager, the activity at the club was just beginning. The overflow to the second level begins at about 1:30am -- when I got there…

I was in the Deerfield Beach area last week, and had some time to kill after dinner last Wednesday. Drove over to Cheetah's. The club is in a slightly beaten up area, but has a…

Normally, I have great luck here and for a reasonable price. I figured I might be gambling going in at about 1 pm, I thought not much would be happening this early. I…

This is a great club. Came on a Sunday night and it was quite busy, but there were plenty of hot girls available for a dance.i ordered a whiskey and coke which was a little…

Second time I stopped by. Arrived at 6PM and from 6-7:45 or so there were no more than 5 girls in the place...shift change started at 7P but there was a total lack of…

Just a few updates from my last visit to this club<br> They have a few girls who would be 8's in clubs in pittsburgh but are knock out 10's for the area however they know there…

Sunday night is a slow night at Sapphire. Huge space, very few customers at 9:30pm. $30 to get in. You get wanded for metal when you go in. Tall attractive Paloma stood beside me at…

Visited recently on a Tuesday afternoon. Place had quite a few customers for a weekday afternoon. Most of them had the feel of being regulars. As soon as you walk in, the bar is right…

I have driven by Blondies many times over the years and decided to stop by and see if it is worth while to be a gegualr place to stop. There were 3 girls working.…

This is a decent club by Louisiana standards. It is probably too well decorated and very bright. I do not want to need a flashlight to see the dancers but I do not need to…

Was in SD for a visit and decided to finally to to TJ, all the news and whatnot be damned....and it was worth every penny.<br> <br> By far some of the most attractive women I've seen in…

Dropped by on a Monday afternoon. Only about 5 other customers. Good variety of dancers, probably 7-10 dancers. No 10's to be found but a couple of 7-8's. Spent about 45…

My first time at this club. Place is nice and clean, Dancers are hott and the drink prices arn't bad. arived after 10pm got a beer and found a seat. Noticed lots of young hot…

It has been several months since my last visit to Follies. IMO, Follies is the best club in Atlanta if you are looking for lap dances and a lot of personal contact. It's located in…

My girlfriend and I happened to be in New Hampshire and wanted to check this place out since it was full nude and right on the border.<br> <br> We went on a Wednesday night, and didn't have…

During a recent business trip to Fort Lauderdale visited this Scarlett club. This clubs is very easily accessible easy on, easy off the expressway I-95. The club is not visible on the main road, please…

visited Sun evening. $4.00 cover. $6 for bottle of Lite beer. 2 small stages in the center, though only one dancer at a time. Surprising quality considering the sample size. Dancers wear pasties, but I…

This place is the typical blue collar bar; no frills and nothing to get excited about. I believe the cover was $5 and the drinks are reasonably priced. The girls are pretty friendly…

I have been to Jackson several times over the past few months for work. There really isn't much to the city other than being a stopover from Detroit or Ann Arbor from the east,and…

I had other business to conduct in the close vicinity, so I decided to check this place out.<br> <br> There are some complete hotties. Not one, but Two hard bodied red-heads. Another lovely redhead with gentle…

Every time I stop in at Platinum Plus I am amazed that this used to be Erv's. They have a good sized main stage and two smaller stages. I don't think I have ever been…

Showed up with a few of my friends around 10:30 a week ago Saturday. Drinks are about what you would expect from a strip club, certainly not a huge beer menu like Madam's next…

Finishing up a business trip to Indy, my buddy and I found ourselves with a couple hours to kill ... so off to Dancers. This has long been my favorite club in Indy.…

Went here for a bachelor party, after the advice of our cab driver and it did not disappoint. The girls were very attractive. Not as hot as other Tampa strip clubs I have been to…

I went here the other night. It was 10 entry and 8 for a water. They don't serve alcohol, so its water or soda. There were close to 20 or so girls…

Was in Vegas for a conference a couple weeks ago. I never tried a 24 hour Las Vegas club in the morning, so i ventured to OG at 11am on a Sunday morning.…

Guyys, pretty decent mix of females here. I absolutely fell in love with this latina.... straight 10. However she was monopolize most of the night. Was surprisingly busy IMO. I couldn't even get any stage…

Took a break from this club for awhile, and as a result haven't written a corresponding review. Well, starting in May I've sort of gotten back into it again, particularly on Thursday and Saturday…

Stopped in a while back on a saturday heading out of Boston. Hadn't been since the club was renovated. It was around 9pm. Was surprised that the club wasn't that busy.…

I went here the other night. It was 10 entry and 8 for a water. They don't serve alcohol, so its water or soda. There were close to 20 or so girls…

This is by far the best club in NYC, at least in terms of dancer quality. The girls are super hot and when I visited it wasn't very busy so they were happy to sit…

Hit the Hustler Saturday late afternoon after a round of golf. More talent than I expected for that time. Found a nice blond for a few lappers and was a bit disappointed.…

I had been coming to this club regularly for awhile and then took a long break. Today was my first day back in quite a while. Surprisingly, some of the same girls were still there…

This is the most couple friendly club I've ever been to. If you are looking for a club to go out and have a good time with your significant other, this is the one!<br> The swingers…

Great monetary value at $15 a dance, though dances are avg mileage. Went with a few friends around 11 pm and place was already quite busy. Drinks were pretty reasonable prices, I did not like…

This was my first time back at Beamers since around 2005. Not much has changed, and I mean this in a good way. The place still has a neighborhood bar kind of feel - very…

Haven't been in a while, out to see what was going on. The club is in decent shape, drinks are reasonably priced, and there are a TON of girls. At the bar is…

I went in on a friday night to check out the sights. It had been a while and the club has done a few changes to the inside and maybe turned the lights up…

It was ok. Got a bigger girl who couldn't take a hint. She got MADD. I was trying to be nice. But oh we'll, left.<br> Returned a while later and tried again. Much better reception. Girls…

This is the last club I visited on a recent trip to Michigan and the last club I will be reviewing. Playhouse used to be one of my favorite clubs once upon a time…

Had an incredible time with 2 entertainers. Very casual and non rushed. Girls took there time, at least with me they did. This is a local club and not corporate (like Hustler or PT's) so…