Reviews

ok so i was driving down edison ave and i saw a bunch of neon lights changing colors that said tunnel of love, they changed their apperance which was god, because last time it looked…

Waste of time, waste of money. Unfriendly and largely unattractive dancers, distracted and unpleasant and inefficient bartenders (Carrie at back bar). Soft drinks are $3.25 each, and they pile in the ice.…

Thought it was time for my first trip to Sapphires this trip. Got one of those $30 cover deals from a street agent which included 2 free drinks and free limo. limo pick up was…

The bar is an average bar. It's not a really high scale building with all kinds of lighting and stages, but it's not a dump. It is like a am all neighborhood bar…

I really liked this club. It was conveniently located by the airport so it was very easy to find. I really was surprised how pretty the girls were. It was clean. The…

Went to check out this club on a Sunday, around 2 p.m. I was the only customer in the place, first time at this club for me. There was only one dancer, which was…

This club is what you'd expect on west 11th in eugene. The cost of drinks is reasonable and there is a modest cover charge. There is great variability in both talent of acrobatic dancers and…

Went to tropical leis on a Saturday night. It was pretty busy. Smaller than your average size strip club if you can really call it that. There was 1 dancer on stage but…

This is my fourth time visiting the club and I only do so when I am in the area on business. I went on a Tuesday in the early evening. Upon walking in…

I show up on rail early on a Friday evening around 7, and it's pretty slow. Parking was $3, cover another $20, and VIP wristband was another $12. There are just a…

Visited HAK's on 11-19-14. Went in before noon. They were just opening up. The dancers were straggling in. Started out with 3 dancers. In less than an hour, there were…

I was in Louisiana for work and decided to check this place out. It was about an hour drive for me, so I found a hotel across the river at a Casino, then headed…

I love this place, and decided to visit to see who might be working. My last time here I danced with a tall buxom blonde, but she want there. So I picked the…

Driving through just thought I would check it out. Had heard about it. It was busy. Good variety of girls. All types thin build with both small and big breastfeeding. Bigger taller girls with both…

Diva's as I have reviewed several times is always hit or miss, feast or famine. There are always the regular girls and the occasional diamond in the rough. A lot of times this…

The Rhino is my civilized club, I rarely get dances here much preferring to smut it up in the other smuttier clubs in Lexington. There can be found some occasional gems in here but…

Just went on the wrong day last week (Thursday afternoon). A middle sized black girl, sweet but not my thing, sat next to me right after I got there. The waitress was actually nice, unlike…

Went in on a Thursday night. It was dead quiet. I was the only one there it seemed. I hadn't been here in a few years but the girls looked familiar. I always like that…

I was in Tacoma on business and didn't feel like driving up to Seattle for Pandora's, so I tried the Deja Vu. It was OK. Dancers were mostly 7 to 9s. Stage shows OK; all…

I love the Condor. Love, love, love. It has truly become my "home away from home" whenever I am in San Francisco. I visited the city by the bay for a few days earlier…

I have driven by this old chinese restaurant without noticing it is a club now. After hitting almost all of the clubs around, I set out to give it a try despite hearing bad…

The reviews looked good. I try to prioritize my visits to clubs based on Dollar Value Ratings. I guess my definition of dollar value is vastly different from other people's definition. I…

Got here around 11:00 PM on a Wednesday night. There were six dancers, 5 black and one Hispanic. There were about 9 customers, all white except for one Asian. Owner and bartender…

It feels a little off when you walk into this place, everyone kinda stops what they're doing and stares for a few minutes, then they back off, but you still kind of feel like an…

I'd like to give an expansive review of this club. But, alas, I found out that "late" means at or before midnight at least on this Wednesday night. After a disappointing trek to…

This is a spot I go to when I am in the Fort Worth area. I had not been here in a while. I was kinda disappointed to see that things have changed. I went…

Got there late on a Saturday night, and the place was packed with patrons and dancers. It was standing room only. Was quickly approached by a 6, who convinced me that a half hour VIP…

Man, I had a real disappointing visit to Essex about a week ago, especially since the week before the place was really bangin'! I was thinking that maybe the NASCAR event in town had stolen…

It was my first time at Desire. I drove in from Boston. It was really easy to get to. A lot of parking was available as well. The building is a pretty nondescript…

Club Rouge continues to be one of my ATF clubs in Portland. The owner has made more excellent improvements, removed the pole from the private booths and rearranged the sofas - nice changes - but…

Babes is definitely the epitome of a ghetto "hole-in-a-wall" strip club. Arrived here at roughly 12:45 in the afternoon and stayed until 2:30. Parking lot is a dump and so is the strip mall building…

Was in West Palm area waiting to catch a plane back home Discovered this place on line and thought would pass by and check it out. We did not mind the cover and had…

Stopped by around 9pm on a Wednesday, quite a few cars in the lot, they must have all been dancers, club was dead, one other customer. $20 at the door, BYOB, I ou leave your…

I heard that this place had pretty good steak dinners, so I decided to give it a shot. After paying the cover, I had a seat at the bar where I ordered my steak…

Stopped in this club after dinner at a local restaurant. After paying the cover, I was pleasantly surprised at what I saw with both the dancers and the club layout. There appears to…

I liked this club more than others in the Phoenix area, so I decided to only visit it on my recent business trip. I arrived around 7 and took a seat to the side of…

Risqué Bristol isn't a bad little spot. The food is very average bar food,nothing special but it beats going hungry. They have two stages surrounded by the bar (standard for strip clubs in the…

To be clear,this is not a place to hang out like a stipclub. This place is strictly for getting the job done. It's not a dirty place but it's also nothing fancy at all but…

Had not been here in a while since I don't live in SD. Once in SD I usually make the rounds. When I got to the club there were 2 girls which is standard. This…

Second visit to the Blue Moon Lounge, and I can say that this place is unlike any other strip club I have tried in the valley. The stage dances are not great, although the girls…

Went to Sapphire about midnight on Monday night. Called for the limo and it picked us up after about a 40 minute wait. I was surprised it took so long to be honest.…

Very cold Monday in STL headed over to PT's for a work diversion. Arrived around 8 PM maybe 6 cars in the customer side of the lot decided to forge ahead not expecting much.…

Most know that the downer is the place to be. We walked in and sat down and within minutes we were offered drinks. We sat down by the main stage and there was the amazing…

We probably won't come here again. It's not awful, but not worth a half hour drive. I actually got into a short conversation with one of the dancers, which in both my visits is something of…

So after the last visit Decided to give the hardware store another try. The selection wasnt any better then the time ther was a 7 on stage so want to get lapper. She kinda…

Went to St. James again during the day. This was only the second time I've been. First of all, I basically fell in love with a dancer the first time I went. She was funny,…

Tootsies is a great strip club. It is located in a very large former super market type building. I have visited Tootsies on several occasions and I have always had a good time. On this occasion I visited…

It has been a while since we have gone to TJ on a Tuesday night.But,since we came down to San-Diego area for business,we planned this trip afterwards.Parked the car as usual by Jacks parking-lot ($7)…

I will break up this review into 4 sections so you can skip a section which does not interest you: I) Intro II) Club Details/Layout III) Dancers IV) Conclusion I) INTRO: ------------- [NOTE: I hit 7 ATL clubs over the weekend…

I will break up this review into 4 sections so you can skip a section which does not interest you: I) Intro II) Club Details/Layout III) Dancers IV) Conclusion I) INTRO: ------------- [NOTE: I hit 7 ATL clubs over the weekend…

Club is on a street with strip malls with nearby restaurants and a massage parlor right next door .... inside you will face the VIP price thing as described in other reviews no big deal…

I was in town with some best friends before the holidays and of course in Vegas we were going to have an epic night at the Rhino. We called and order a VIP package, I…

Like previous posters state, no nickle and dime you to death here. Most of the dancers were young and spinners. Some could actually even dance well on stage, hanging by their feet from…

Went on Saturday evening at 7.00..parking lot looked Safe...I was about to go inside the club, one girl who was coming out from the club said" come back at 9.00.we opened late today. Dances will…

Stopped in for the first time last week. When you walk in, there are several options for cover that include tokens for VIP or Suite dances. I chose the cheapest $25 option, which allows entry…

This place is a bit of a dive. It has the feel of a neighborhood dive bar that also has dancers. Cover charge was $7. The beers were reasonably priced at like…

Recently had a trip to NJ, and I had to check this place out. it's an interesting set up that I'd never seen before. Girls aren't constantly hawking around for dances and for the most…

Maybe they are starting to recognize me or reading the reviews. Had a decent visit to Sam's about 2 weeks ago. Bartender seemed a little more liberal and attentive. Girls were not so hard sell. Wound…

I stopped by a little before 6pm on a Saturday. The place was empty except for the bar maid and a guy working. They were having a lively discussion and hardly noticed that…

Definitely one of the best clubs in the city. Took the train since I lived in the South Loop. Paid the cover charge and was met by a decent number of beautiful girls. Very classy…

This is my first review but Ive visited follies a few times before but this review is based on my latest Sunday night visit. I arrived around 1130pm and I have to say follies is…

We into PP last week at about 3:30 pm. A good amount of girls and some pretty good looking ones. Tipped a few on the stage and then a regualar gal I know comes over…

I walked in about 6 pm on a Saturday and paid $6 cover. The drink special was "bartenders choice". Like a dumbass I tried it. It tasted like cough syrup! Turned…

I saw 4 dancers while I was here-- 2 fat black chicks, 1 heavy Hispanic babe, and 1 athletic Caucasian who was good with the pole on stage. It was about 6:30 and I…

I checked this place out on a recent afternoon to see if there is anything going on at this club during the daytime. I haven't been here in a long while but there were a…

Stopped by after work, and Baby Dolls didn't disappoint. This is my favorite club in DFW. There are always a lot of girls, so you can always find a girl that is your type. Also,…

I visited Carnival the middle of last month. Saturday night and only 4 girls working. 3 were rather unattractive and not desirable for me. The new jasmine was the only one cute…

I showed up late on a Sunday night. It was ok. The girls were very average. The best part was the barmaid who used to be a dancer. She still looked good and let me…

I went in at around noon on Saturday. There were more girls than guys which was great. Paid 15 to get in and got a drink. The dancers were different sizes and color, again a…

Another visit to Follies. Always hot if you can find the right girl. And a word of advice, you don't need to be in the VIP with the wrong girl. On this…

This review is from a visit a few weeks ago on a Wednesday afternoon. I haven’t been to Alex’s in a long time. It hasn’t change much and the talent level was a lot lower…

I had no idea what to expect from this place or what kind of club it was. I almost called ahead and asked if they had any kind of dress code. I'm glad I didn't…

it was about 3 weeks ago i was driving by and said to myself there's henry viii i've never been. drove by bogarts and no one there so went back to hviii. it sort duplicates…

Got here kind of late, I am usually an afternoon visitor to clubs. There as no cover but I did tip the doorman $2 and he seemed OK with it. At least he…

My first time to a Manhattan club. I figured I would check out the highest rated. Pretty much as I expected based on reading reviews. Most girls were 7-8. There had to be at least…

Traveling from the East Coast through OKC so decided to check on Fantasy Island II. Years ago I used to visit the old FI that has long since burned down. My visit to…

This club is no longer Midway but is now owned by the Fantasy Island group and is known as Midway Island. The old Midway was a small piece of the present club and…

What really is there to say about this club that hasn't been said. It became my favorite due to the move of my atf from her former club to here, but she has, like everything…

Went to Oasis recently and was pretty disappointed. There was a dancer up on the main stage who spent half her time arguing with the manager about whether or not it was her turn to…

There were alot of new faces in here. Apparently many dancers were let go, and so many new dancers came in. Some for the better some girls I wish were still here.…

I went to Tootsies on a Thursday night. There were lots of Cuban dancers but not one of them was attractive. I got a dance with one to see if I needed to kick start…

Made a visit to the Doll House tonight while I was in myrtle golfing. It was a cold day of golf so was looking for some gals to warm me up. I had a free pass…

This is the worse club around the manager there mike is a racist he's being sued for sexual Harrisment the club over all is very ghetto the bartenders are to busy danceing around and not…

Wanted to get a look at Blue Fox as I haven't been here in years and years. I was traveling though and because of a few decent reviews thought this might be ok for…

Made a visit while traveling through OKC. I have never visited this club although I have been to a few other clubs in the OKC area. Reviews on TUSCL indicated that it might…

I have been to the Penthouse Club in Denver 3 or 4 times. I always have had fun (although I always do at Strip Clubs). The traffic can vary highly, jam packed one…

Just made a review last week, but this review is for the day after since I went back to back days. With that being said, let's begin. I brought a different friend that lives in…

This is a pure stripe club. The only service it provides is naked girls; no alcohol, no DJ, no bouncer, non-smoking. It is not a great club. But I visited quite a few more expensive…

I should have left after being asked to pay $5 for someone to watch my truck while it was parked on the side of the club. After paying the high cover charge (weird number like…

Got there at night and was not hard to find. It's close to the east gate of Eglin. Building looks older but not terrible shape. Isn't fancy by any means, but it will do. The…

Definitely the nicest club around. Stopped by one weekday around 3p. No cover and cheap valet. Got free dance ticket and told about $10 dances. Like others mentioned, great va Ladies are all…

I've visited sensations many times. Mostly during the week between 8 and 10 p.m. Overall nice place. Small, seats are close to the dance floor. Wide variety of girls some exotic and beautiful others not…

I'm a usual visitor to Goldfingers & find the club very relaxed where u can go & have a couple of drinks with some lovely local Australian girls unlike Kittens in south Melbourne where they…

I was staying in the hotel next door and I decided to stop in and see what this place was about. Its a 5 dollar cover fee to get into the place. I went in…

I've visited sensations many times. Mostly during the week between 8 and 10 p.m. Overall nice place. Small, seats are close to the dance floor. Wide variety of girls some exotic and beautiful others not…

visited here for the first time in a long time and had a good time. byob is always good. not as many girls as previous times and it looks like they changed how…

This isn't really a strip club more a like a brothel once you walk in you select a girl to spend time with you, when i got there there was 2 girls, but when i…

Everyone keeps raving about this place so I thought I'd give it another shot. It was utter chaos again, reminds me of some prison where the inmates are running loose and running the joint.…

Lookers One of my favorite Spot to go hang out with my friends or by my self its always a good time whenever I visit here. This time me and a few of my…

The club is in a very nice and clean location. Folks looking to safely go from their hotel in DC to this club wil feel like you are just going out for a drink. That's…