Reviews

I am a ghost at this club I come n go. May be coming this weekend though so keep ur ears open for me diamond. This club pretty strict no touch, very toned down from…

Blue Goose is located on the Paterson/Hawthorne border. Well lit hood. However parking can be a pain given location of venue at an intersection. Will likely park across at the garage that is closed after…

I've been to the OG several times this year and have seen a slide at this club compared to a few years ago. But I have always found a hottie each time I come. Just…

Wow. . . . I had a great visit to follies on 12/15/14. Amazing group of ladies working. I showed up around 3pm and staying till about 7pm. I was getting some…

Monday afternoon visit. Free cover, good happy hour. 2 for $9 beers, not chicas bonitas cheap, but better than most. They say there is free food, but i've never seen it when…

Girls are the youngest, fittest and best looking in the Twin Cities. They get totally nude very quickly on stage for two song sets and give you pussy shots for $2 tips. Topless lap dances…

My second time at a strip club I decided to check out Playmate's. The club is located in Vanier, and I had never been in Vanier after dark so imagine my surprise when I ran…

made the 3 hour drive from LA. Parked on the US side and walked across the border. Got a cab when I got into Mexico, paid the guy 5$ and he took me to Hong…

Monarchs is a beautiful club. Really clean, nicely laid out, everthing is new and not ratty. Parking is safe and the doormen are professional. The biggest issue this place has is the…

It had been a while since I'd hit the day shift at the Hugger. Developed a habit with 2-3 gals on nights, and, although I do sometimes like variety, I'm a "if…

Decided to stop in after a conference in the area. Didn't know anything about the place but liked the free parking. It was really afternoon and the place was pretty empty. Paid…

Drove past the club on the way out of Little Rock. It's on a weird side road along the highway. The parking lot was packed, but it must have been all dancers…

I checked out the club on a Sunday, the usual amount of people for the club, kinda crowded in the front where I had my first beer. Went to the stage side later and I…

Was down in max visiting a friend, and he had a few work meetings, so I had some free time. Club had good reviews, so I figured I'd check it out Got there abut…

Small club in a remote corner of downtown Santa Barbara. I do mean it when I say it is small. It doesn't seem like more than 40-50 people would fit here comfortably. It was reasonably…

The Bourbon Street NOLA club experience is what it is.... there are tons of clubs and in general you will feel that you are not getting your money's worth but, you can luck out and…

I ended up at Diamonds after finding the nearby Tilted Kilt too crowded to watch the NFL game. I was a bit underfunded, but decided to give it a go after a long absence. I…

So after a somewhat successful visit to the Penthouse, I wandered down Bourbon. Stopped briefly in Ricks and Larry Flynt's Hustler with the same MO: 1) Doorman waived cover with tip to door girl and…

Stopped by on a Thursday evening around 8pm in December. Had not been in a few years. Not much has changed. Had two stages going (one in front and one in back). I…

I have visited this club a few times in the early evening, between 6-8 pm. Very nicely laid out and everyone was friendly and not pushy at all. The crowd, in the early evening…

this club is not as bad as it looks on the outside.I went inside sat at the bar order a soft drink started talking to the lady at the bar for about 15 minutes then…

This is a really nice looking club with a great setup. The stage is in the middle with tables and seats all around. There is an upstairs where you'd get dances on a couch. It's…

I had lived in Wilmington for 15 yrs so I pretty much should have known what to expect out of either of these clubs. After a 3 yrs absent of being in the Port City,…

My friend was in town so I thought I'd take him to the party at Scarletts. This is more of a house club that happens to have strippers as well. The sound system and…

Stopped by ELB on a Monday afternoon and found a diamond in the rough. In addition to the normal selection of older, slightly heavy, tattooed ladies, I met Kalie (kAlEE). Kalie has only…

I visited Centerfolds on a recent Thursday afternoon.  No cover and drinks are very reasonable.  Nude side open during weekend evenings.  Recieved dances from a regular lady named S____.  She gives the best dances with…

Tootsies is a Miami (Gardens) staple. This is a very large club complete with sports bar, massage girls and other activities. They have events as well for MMA fights. The club itself has…

This is my #1 strip club in Toronto. Compared to brass rail up the street, this club has much more comfortable VIP section and the girls don't hound you for dances which I like. Every…

It's always interesting to check out new clubs in new cities and states. I "grew up" on expensive NYC and (occasionally) Vegas clubs, where the girls were always hot but often all business (at least,…

I visited pin-ups last Sunday nights. I hadn't been there in a while, so I wanted to check things out. I like Pin-ups on Sundays because its cheap. It's free to get in, and they…

The upside to Hollywood is that the dancers are usually the highest quality that you will find in the STL area. The downside is the drink prices are high and the mileage for dances…

I made a repeat visit to Shooter's, and it ended up being just about the same as my first one, so it seems like things are pretty consistent. As in my prior review of the…

This is not my first trip to Baby Dolls, it is my "go to" club whenever I visit Dallas for good reason. The club basically has two levels, the upstairs is similar to a…

I went to the Crazy Horse III and was totally impressed with my visit. My trip started of perfectly when I called the club and one of their Limo’s picked me up for a…

I was in town for a motorcycle show and we were told by another show attendee that this was the place to go so Saturday night about 10 PM off we went. At first the…

Came in on a tuesday after the Hornets game. Ticket stub from any event in town will get you free entry which is a nice deal. Drinks are exactly what you'd expect from an upscale…

We were in town for a motorcycle show and this was our 2nd stop. Of all the clubs I have visited and there have been many this place has the hottest women. I didn't see…

Several reviews have rated this place badly (in fact I may have tated this place badly), but I was in the area and decided to stop by. Am I glad I did! It must…

My visit to KOD was on a Saturday afternoon. I was driving by and wanted to blow off some steam so I stopped in for a few drinks. There was a $1 beer special…

We went to the club on a Sat evening. There was a cover charge, I believed was $10 per person (My friend took care the bill). First time here, very nice place. The light was a little be…

I was at The Lumber Yard at the beginning of October, big storms a-brewing in the area, but I still made it in on a Monday night. I'm not from the area but I was…

I had had enough of a nice time with the dancers at the Des Moines Lumberyard that I decided the Cedar Rapids one was worth a visit. At the least, I'd get to see some…

Had my bachelor party here it was well worth it. They have a VIP room that is great but the real action happens on the stage (ring) below. Its a complete sex show with the…

Update to last post from last week, avoid Summer Joy, she ain't no joy ! Even some of the other girls call her a butter face. Mouth on that girl made for cussing and not s*cking. All…

I made a return trip to this club on a recent Saturday night. I had a great time the last few times I went there, so I figured I would…

Walked in and the place was pretty quiet. Girl was on the stage dancing (don't recall her name) but she was older. Had a couple of beers and chilled when Amanda came by…

I had heard about Deja Vu for quite a while before deciding to visit. It was evidently a slow evening, at least while I was there, but there were several dancers. I liked…

the entertainment here is decent, but varies depending on what day of the week. Cover charge is steep (~$40) and lap dances are too. The girls would typically ask if you would like a tour…

I was in town working Essence festival this past summer. It was a weekend night, but I guess the club traffic is notoriously low during that festival. After my work was done, I wandered Bourbon…

Keepers is a decent place by CT standards. The mileage is good, not as high as Bridgeport though. The Bridgeport clubs are a little too seedy for my liking. It's located in a plaza with…

This has to be one of the best if not the best club in Atlanta. As far as the club it is small and you can't use credit cards for purchases in the club. You…

Went here with a bachelor party. Very friendly girls. Your money goes a long way at this place. It looks like a dump from the outside, and the inside isn't much better. However, the girls…

I visited this club on a friday right after getting paid so it was still slow which actually made the experience better in my opinion. It was around 2pm when i arrived and the girls…

Rather a drive from Huntsville, but I was driving back from Nashville and thought "Why not?" Parking was easy. The inside was better than quite a number of strip club's I've seen.…

Visited the place quite a few times. Cover is 11, Bouncers are friendly, you can ask them to break big bills for one dollar bills for no charge. Bring your own…

Heard about this place for a while, although it's a bit hard to find, as it's tucked away in a fairly quiet section of town. The overall place is pretty open and small.…

Paid the doorman and went in, was surprised how fast I was asked for a lap dance. Was more curious than anything so I just grabbed a seat at the stage, apparently there is…

Blue Parrot has a more laid back feel than Obsessions or Southern, which can be really nice. In general the girls aren't overly pushing but they will ask you to buy them a drink…

Went to La Pearl on a Sunday afternoon in mid December 2014. Unfortunately my favorite dancer (Juicy) was not on duty, but had lap dances with five other girls. the first one was…

I arrived at the famous foxy lady round 9 on a Friday ,the parking lot was a bit full but still able to find a spot,walk to the front of the building was pat down…

I came in late on Dec. 30th to check it out, and right away it went south. I paid the $5.00 cover and went inside. Immediately I was assaulted with the smell of puke. That's…

Went to the club on a Friday and they had an event going. The Club is great and very clean and friendly. The entry price was high but that was because of the guest dancers…

Club Venus has died. I used to love this place for the same reasons as anyone else does. I like thick women who give good mileage for the low. This place no…

Visited this place a while ago with a friend and upon walking in was immediately approached by an older dancer who was sort of pushy on getting a dance. As it was a weekday afternoon…

Won't go again. Brass is one of those clubs that will nickel and dime you from the moment you walk in. Dancers over count songs not to mention the VIP feels so tight and…

First off, I'm a woman. Went with my husband and two of his male friends. This is a pretty fun place. The dancers are moderately attractive and they're very friendly. One of the dancers is…

I had fun the first time I visited this club (https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=C&RID=216050), and this time was better. On this mid-December Saturday night, the place was totally hopping--maybe guys escaping the stresses of the coming holidays?…

I decided to visit this club with a girlfriend of mine out of pure curiosity. We went earlier in the evening and there were only a couple other guys and about 3-4 girls. We figured…

This is a decent place.I have been going here for years.The beer is cheap compared to other strip clubs.This place is nothing special.Just a big open building with tables lining the walls…

I finally checked out Hustler Club for the 1st time a few weeks ago during the day and was disappointed to say the least. It was about 4pm and I tried to park my…

Came here this last Monday afternoon at about 5. Was surprised to see the parking lot nearly full! Valet parking was $5, and the attendant was an asshole, but I was ushered right…

visiting from out of town and remembering how great this place was, I decided to peek in for a bit. 5 dollar lap dances!! what a deal right? wrong!! 10 dollar cover to get…

Came here on a Tuesday night. It's in a large shared parking lot and there was plenty of parking. $8 cover. Free coat check. $6.50 beers. $20 dances. Organized and clean.…

I went to Beemer’s Gentlemen’s Club on a Friday night around midnight. The facility is literally feet off the main drag in town. The cover charge was $5; the collector doesn’t sit at the door,…

I find myself here every once in a while, hoping for a moderately fun experience but usually leaving underwhelmed. My latest excursion was consistent with that pattern. It's been said before, but the fact that…

Arrived on a Sunday afternoon. The club was open just over an hour ago so not many patrons or dancers. There were only 2 dancers averaging around 6ish. The club on the other hand was…

"Just when i thought i was out, they pull me back in!" Was entertaining the idea of ending 2014 and ending my clubbing also. Decided on a last visit to hi liter to end the…

My regular girl wa not there today, so I tried, lesle, ashey and tiara. Ashley was new to stripping apparently and gave me one dance...after which I sent her on her way. Tiara,…

This is the only strip club that is near to airport and is always filled with great dancers, even on mondays. Though the options are definitely better on Thursday to Saturday evenings. But if you…

Great experience at Scores in Baltimore - a significant step up in the Baltimore strip club experience. Scores' location is easy to find with its proximity to I-83 and has lot as well as street…

Club is quite near to the beltway and easier to find. Got lot of parking too, however is little noisy and busy in day time. I like clubs where there are cubes kindda setup for…

There wasn't to many dancers there to greet me and the drinks were 7 dollars a beer. For lunch time that's a bit much even after cover charge. Well after 20 minutes of watching girls…

There's a bar up front and a room with a medium-sized room with a stage or two in back. To the side is the private dance area. Most of the ladies hang out in the bar…

The club was empty the night I went. We were the only two customers for an hour. They had a 2 drink minimum even though it was a slow Monday night, which might…

I've been to Spearmint Rhino in other cities and was surprised to see them take over a spot in East County. I would have thought they'd be a better fit for downtown. This…

I think I am the only person at this board that has repeatedly tried this club without good results. I keep going back based on good reviews, and keep swearing at myself for not…

I went to Club Coconuts just after 9pm on a Saturday night. The club was just opening. You pay a $5 cover at the door after being buzzed into the building. The entire club has…

Going down 25 to the airport, TDs north is sways an attraction. Word of warning, it can be confusing finding the club once after you leave the interstate. It is club in an industrial park…

I made a trip to the hitching post to give myself a christmas present. I wanted a dance with a hot blonde dancer jenifer. She is super busy with dances so she is…

In Dallas alone on business on a Sunday, and decided to check mix girl-watching and football-watching. Concluded that watching games at Baby Dolls is a lot more fun than regular TV or RedZone.…

I went to The Lodge on a Monday afternoon for an hour or so while waiting for my flight home. I had been to Baby Dolls the day before, which set the bar pretty…

This club is conveniently located right off the freeway. The club has two stages a main stage and a smaller one off to the side. I went there on my way home from a Christmas…

I was amazed at what I found here. Great girls and all were really nice. Brought my wife for a night out, originally looking for a regular bar and found this on the web and…

Oasis is a large open room with 3 stages that are visible from anywhere in the establishment. The perimeter is lined with tall tables that are continually "reserved" (for no one in particular). The…

IMHO, by far the best of the DC clubs; only Archibald’s is even close. But as so many have pointed out, DC laws make DC clubs very tame, Camelot included. Camelot’s outside was updated a…

Popped in because SR was packed we heard from buddies so decided on CH3. Very spacious and we were seated with a nice table. Good quick friendly service. Dancers immediately gravitated to…

Visited again a while ago, place has been described multiple times so I won't go into details but it looks like your average wi bar from the outside and inside. 2 stages and on busier…

Visited Vegas Cabaret (VC) past midnight on Saturday eve 1/3/15 – arrived around 12:30 a.m.; free parking in the large shopping plaza parking lot (spaces in front of club reserved for paid/valet parking); $20 cover;…

Went around 4 on a monday. Things were pretty dead, a couple dancers rotating through and then coming around for tips as others have described. Only paid $2.20 for a beer though so that was…

Driving down RT 15 heading to Hartford I think I see a VERY HOT woman smoking outside the club, so I make a u turn because a beer would be good about now. The club…