Reviews

Quick Monday night review 9pm. -3$ Draft beer day. -CAUTION 10% charge for getting Singles. My first time exchanging here as I usually always bring change. Never seen this bartender before so not sure if they…

Went to this Herald Square club around 9 when I was in town for business. It was NBA playoffs, and for the first 90 minutes or so there weren’t any dancers on stage. Lighting is…

I visited Jet Strip on Wednesday July 31, 2024 in the afternoon between about 1:15 and 2:45. This club is a bit far from my home for a day trip but I was coming…

Players is the place to be if you're wanting to upgrade your lunchtime, as long as you don't mind going back to the office smelling like perfume and poon. The line-up here is heavily Cubanita,…

I’ve always wanted to checkout the Penthouse so when I had nothing to do on a Sunday night, I decided to check it out. I got there around 7:30 pm and was confused at the…

I drive through this town about twice a year. I stopped in once about 2 years ago in the afternoon to check it out. The vibe was off (a couple girls just sitting around with…

Brad's was about a ten minute drive from my hotel in downtown Indy. They had a big, well-lit parking lot, with no parking fee. Entry involved a $10 cover charge, a wanding, and an ID…

Decided the check out the places after a dinner out with friends and didn't feel like going home yet. The place was close to where I was so I decided to check it out. Said…

I was in town for work and this was the nearest club to my hotel. I went twice that week and so I'll focus on Friday but add details from Tuesday where it matters. The club…

Visited PH on a Thursday afternoon. Location and setup has been described in detail in previous reviews. BYOB, $10 cover which gets you 2 waters. Stage typically with 1 girl at a time and…

Had a couple of hours to pass after flying in to DTW. Well worth the visit. You have valet, which was $7, no option not to valet. After going upstairs they ask where you’d…

This review is going to be based on a bachelor party I attended a few weeks back on Saturday night. Now going into the evening, we knew that this was not a high mile club,…

Swung by the old Acrop for the first time in several years, for no good reason other than I was passing by and it was hotter than fuck. So I started thinking, dark, air conditioning,…

Went to AC and to be fair there are only 2 clubs left in AC. Bare is located on pacific across from boardwalk hall. Well lit and obvious to find since it’s the only club…

Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon/evening. Place is a dump. Only once dancer severely overweight named Yanu. No interest in dancing and difficult to understand in conversation. Not one customer during my time there and…

We'll go through the perfunctory description - limited parking up front, parking in the alley behind the gas station if you wish. Pay cover at the front door and enter. ATM immediately on your left.…

Went on a Tuesday maybe around 7pm. Cover was $15 and was completely dead so I went to the bar next door for a while. Came back maybe around 8:15pm and it was a little…

Before each home game my buddies host a tailgater next to the stadium. I was jacked up for the Ms vs Philly game. One of my MILF hotties at Kits text me to visit.…

Enjoyed my time here. My third time here. It was decently packed on a friday night at around 1am. Decent sized club, with one big stage in the middle. One girl on stage at a…

I live in a nearby city, so I visit Evansville quite a bit. I've only been to the og pony and the lady, so I can't comment on the other two clubs there but the…

Visited during a work trip. After some research, I saw this spot recommended a few times and kept seeing that they had a more unique team of dancers. The club was split into two entrances…

Felt like slipping and this one works well as it's a stone's throw from the house. I was still earlier to the club than the cover, but I did pay the lap dance fee of…

Decided to swing by Lusty's after they were closed for a bit due to the fire, to check the place out. I went on a Friday evening, around 9pm and the place was pretty empty. The…

This place is still decent because it is the only spot like it in town with the exception, of the club off of Chillum Road in Hyattsville but you can’t sit down and get a…

I am not usually a weekend night strip club fan due to crowds, but pods for my vape are tough to find so I combined a trip to buy pods with a visit to the…

I like to visit this place about once a month, usually on a Monday and around noon. I hadn’t been here in quite some time though and was pretty surprised. First of all, it’s located…

I-15 was dead stoped headed south so I got off at spring Mtn. Figured I’d stop by and have a beer at PIAS and play some video poker. It was too busy get on a…

Made an afternoon visit to Cheerleaders last week. I frequent the club often, almost exclusively daytime, very often right around opening. I’m not looking for the huge nighttime crowd. I am looking…

Arrived about 230 to a sparsely filled lot. It's free and no valet. Plenty of parking behind the club also. Chose a parking spot with a camera right above right off…

Decided to roll out out to the Pink Pony on Sunday since they tend to have quite a number of girls dancing. Got there a little before 3pm so free parking. Walked in and…

This was my first time at this club. I used to hit the one in Southgate quite frequently. When I arrived it wasn’t too crowded but busier than I imagined for a Sunday around 11:45pm.…

I saw that this place was open and thought why not. I usually go to Night Trips. This isn't at all like night trips. Went in and paid my 5 dollar cover chard.…

Thanks to some reviews and comments on here, I wanted to see if this really was one of the best happy hours in Manhattan, and it didn’t disappoint. Arrived around 4:30. There was a doorman…

They had a lot of beautiful girls and always at least two on stage at a time. They have barriers for the stage, so that is a little weird. Lap dances were $40 per and…

Place has been there forever. Mostly locals in attendance. Plenty of parking and zero low lifes. Cops leave this place along. Single small stage. Used to be able…

Monday night is my Sat. night off workwise, so I headed over to Pompano. been here a few other times (Sat., more Babes), and unlike many other SC's in the country, this…

Stopped in Saturday night after 8 pm. Cover was $5 and they stamp your hand. Description: This place has two doors. One to the strip club part and the other to the bar part. The door…

I was told that many of the staff and dancers from Allure have migrated over to this club. Overall, I had a nice time. The club was moderately busy, and the customer to dancer ratio…

Visited on a Sunday night at 11pm, was thinking it might be quiet but the parking lot was pretty full and there were plenty of girls working and about a dozen customers. Went inside…

Decided to take a break and check this place out in the afternoon. No entry fee in the afternoon, so I sat down and ordered a beer. Domestic beer was $6 and the service was…

I have been to this club a few times. It is known mostly as a hipster / biker / alt-girl type spot — the kind of place people go with their girlfriends to get a drink…

I visit Jacksonville every couple of months for business and always try to stop by Sinsations. Usually I go during the day, but this trip allowed me to make my…

Went in on account I pass by it daily on my commute to work. It was awkward as any similar experience would be at first. However, the model that greeted me was sweet & more…

Elliotts is no longer the name it's now the Pony-Peoria. New owners and a little bit of a new look. Still would consider it a bit of a dive but it actually felt like it…

After a completely uninspiring stop at Bourbon Street, I bailed about 10pm and headed north up the 51 freeway to The Candy Store. I am always surprised how busy this club is compared to…

Got back to PW. Still wish Platinum Plus would be rebuilt but I digress. Had a few visits that were only 'above average'. Connected with a vibrant and thoughtful brunette who didn't seem all about…

The club is right down the street from the Four Seasons Mall in a well traveled area of Greensboro. It’s directly adjacent to Centerfolds, which appears to be closed, but the lights and signs are…

Fantasies used to be my absolute favorite club in Providence - I had numerous regulars there and we had a great time - rules were easily bent at this club - no one cared what…

Millstream is open in the daytime, and that includes weekends (unlike Penthouse which only opens at night on weekends), so I was intrigued and checked it out on a Sat. around 3pm, Sun. afternoon 3pm,…

So, as I've mentioned, Caddie can be a very hit or miss club for me. I tend to go in the afternoons which for this club tends to be dead. I think I…

WHEN I ARRIVED: As I said, on that day, the parking lot was somewhat empty. I drove on Foothill boulevard and made a turn onto a small street to enter to the parking lot where…

Was in town for work again and found myself at a hotel about a mile up. Location is second to one for the small group of hotels down the street by the airport. Arrived at…

I visited Saturday evening. This was right after the Manchester United-Liverpool soccer game in Columbia, so a whole lots of folks, wearing soccer jerseys. The place has been described by others prior, but here is the…

I wrote the most recent review of Dream Girls so this is an update. The club is located in a light industrial area, just west of I75 on Outer Drive. The club has…

Well, Baby dolls has always been my favorite to go to in DFW area. Mainly because your money goes a long long way if you know who you are getting dances with. I’ve been a…

This is one of my most frequented clubs and I visit here a few times per month. I've been coming here for 5 years and I could absolutely write a novel about this place. It's…

Parking/Valet: The parking lot is rather large. No valet parking and there are currently a couple of places around the lot that have some rather large potholes so be careful if you visit…

Background: This location was once a popular gay dance club named The Magic Garden. After a number of years, it became an after-hours club named Numbers. An entire revamp was done in the early…

First time to this city & club and it was definitely a good time. The club description is exactly the same as what everyone else writes. Enter the club, pay the $21, the girl asked…

Found myself driving passed around lunchtime on Sunday. Never been so I figured I would stop in and check this place out. Google said it was open, which it was, however found out…

Came in on another Summer afternoon seeking brief shelter from H-town heat and brain damage of the office. This was my second visit after my initial one about a month prior on a Wednesday. I…

Monthly visit to Cheetah. I have been there about 3 times since my last post but this is of my most recent visit. I went on a Friday around 6pm. Before 7 there is no…

The place isn't dirty. I'd say it's a clean overall but not anything remarkable. It's a place where it's pretty dark so you wouldn't be able to see the mess on the ground but people…

Went into this joint after a long night of drinking. It was a Tuesday night and they had a cool 2-1 special. Not too many options, maybe 5 dancers total. I decided to take the…

Gspot: Arrived at around 8pm in parking lot and heard loud noises at the entrance. Saw a drunk male coming out who could barely stand on his feet. 2 men started pounding him from front…

Bare Assets is the first club you get to as you leave Pinellas County and enter Pasco County. It is located on the north bound side of 19 just beyond a boat dealer. Parking…

Background: Originally James Brown's nightclub until 1971, then a drag bar until 1981 called the Sweet Gum Head. Many strip club incarnations after that starting with 24K, 24K Gold Club, Bliss, and finally Allure. This location…

Tattletale is a small strip club just south of Buckhead in the city of Atlanta on Piedmont rd. There was no valet present, but a security person outside the door pats you down after…

I went there on Sunday morning. There were like 10 girls. 3 white girls, 2 or 3 middle eastern, 1 black, and 2 asians. When you enter, girls will come and introduce themselves one by…

Well, I continue to pop over to Dreamgirls a few times a year, as they are really the only touching club around in Minneapolis. A few things have changed since my last review, I'll…

First time in Connecticut in a long time, so I had to check out The Blue again, to see how times have changed. Or, in this case, not. The place pretty much looks…

I visited this place at 8 PM and the cover was 10$. The door was locked before I enter but soon I realized that the bouncer was watching inside with camera and he opened the…

Monday afternoon, got done with work early and able to spend an hour or so before heading home. Hot and sunny day, dark and cool club. Got a $4 water, before I realized they had…

Stopped in mid afternoon on a Saturday. When I've gone to this club in the past it is usually during the week. There was a bigger crowd than I'm used to during the…

This review was from a recent Tuesday early evening. This was my first time at the club. I had a couple hours to kill so I thought I would give this place a shot. Their…

My first club in Denver. TUSCL review credits ran out and I’m a cheap bastard so went in semi blind. Bottom line, I had a great time and would return. After hitting a few bars in…

Cover was around $20. I get there and a host greets me, explains all of the rules and whatnot. There were a lot of dancers and the place was packed, so when there is a…

The club is just in the country on the outskirts of Middleton. There is parking for 50 or so cars. The entry process is: pat down by security guy, pay $10 cover at 8:30,…

This is part 2 of my Saturday night in Vegas last weekend. A quick recap I called Rhino for a pick up for 1 person and got picked up around 1:15 am. Around 2:30 am…

I think it had been at least a couple of years since I last visited Lady Vi's. The place right across the street had gone through a change in ownership, and--for a while--was pretty fun,…

We came on a friday, minutes after midnight. We actually went to another club down the street, and came here to check things out. It was a $30 entrance fee. The stage…

My first experience was one to forget as it was on a very busy Friday but my second was definitely one to remember. I ubered to Oz as I had pregamed a bit and got…

My first visit to Playhouse after reading 100 reviews and powered by high expectations. I'll skip the well worn description of the place. It was an interesting place, and I could see the attraction, but the…

Mid afternoon and there were only a few cars in the lot. Brief frisk and $10 to the woman just inside the door. Through the curtain and into what could be the nicest…

Went on a Saturday night, and it did not disappoint. Cover was 30 which I thought was a lot, and the mandatory drink which I chose as a water bottle was 7 dollars, so…

RIDolls is a small club. Stage, seating, bar, and clean restroom on entry level, lap dances and private dances downstairs. There are actually two stages: one good sized with seating around it, and one that…

Pulled into cheetas on a Friday around 930. Parking is $10 up front and free in the back. Parking lot wasn't well lit so it depends how nice of a vehicle you have. Semi aggressive…

This was my first time in Tampa in many, many years, and I feel like it was the wrong time to go for a couple of reasons. First, Florida passed an age restriction statewide banning…

After reading reviews and being hungry for lunch I decided to try Rick's Carbaret for the much talked about special. The cost of entry is $20 but it was waived for my first time visit.…

I had some extra time on my hands to grab a drink after work, so I headed here on a late Friday afternoon/early evening (5-ish) to see what it was like. It's one of…

This is my second time to the Downtown Cabaret. I went about a year ago prior, and it was my first strip club experience at that time. I thought it was the cream of the…

After a few years away, a buddy and i decided to do the Pompano triangle. Started at Cheetah (lots of girls, but weirdly low energy) , then the Trap (the usual party atmosphere) and wrapped…

I've been to this place three times now. Twice last winter and once this summer. They have done some pretty solid updates to the building, which was MUCH needed. The club is tucked off the…

I have visited this club 5 or 6 times now, the latest being a Sunday. The place is a bit different than what I'm used to in that it has kind of dive bar…

I have not been to OGD in awhile. Made the mistake of going there yesterday. Arrived around 1pm 4 cars in parking lot, walked in the side door. i went to the bar and ordered…

Well I arrive about 430. No valet or cover. Walked in and three customers each one with a dancer. The forth paid me no attention and stayed glue to her phone.…

This won't be a long review. However it will serve it's purpose. After I visited Thames Oyster House in Fell's Point, I decided to stop by a strip club that wasn't Norma Jeans.…

I was there tonight, i was heading to Rouge Club next Block but they denied me entrance because of my Foreign ID. So i went to Golden DRAGÓN, Located on the second floor, next to…

So I actually went to Norma Jean's twice while I was in Baltimore and Washington, D.C. for a conference (same weekend Trump was shot at). And my Thursday night visit was just about the…

As a paid VIP reviewer, I’m providing an unbiased and concise perspective. Neighborhood: Portsmouth is known for its challenging areas, so it's best to stick to the well-lit, safe paths. The club and its parking lot…