Reviews

I visited on a Saturday night at around 11pm and stayed until about 4am. This is a full nude club, no pasties and panties come off. They have a strict no touching policy, and as…

Stopped in on a Sunday evening around 10PM. There were about 8-9 girls working. Paid an $8 cover and got a $5 bottle of water and decided to start at the stage. Maybe 5-6 different…

Gave this club another try, was not in the mood to make a far drive somewhere else and this club is convenient to me being close to home, close to the 405 freeway. Never been…

Myrtle Beach, SC. Saturday night. Coming from Lust, a couple doors down. Area is fine. Parking all around the club. Walk in. Girl at the front, real friendly, cover is $10. Quick pat down. In…

Myrtle Beach, SC. Saturday night. Area seems fine around here. Plenty of parking around the club. Walk up, bald white guy, sounds like from NY/NJ gives me the run down. Pat down at the front…

Came here late Sunday after a trip to The Church. Upon entry, you're pat searched, and pay your $10 cover. The place is kinda small, but has a huge stage. It's setup pretty well, all things…

Went to Cheetahs for the first time on a very busy night. $20 cover.. this gets you 2 drinks and all night entry. Bouncer was alright, but there was a moment I went out to…

Florence, SC. Saturday night. Not too many options out here but it's right off 95. Pull up to the lot, a bunch of cars in it. Walk up, I thought these were customers hanging out,…

I’ve been to Gold Club a couple times this year. I had a favorite working at another club who was trying out Gold Club, so I decided to drop into Gold Club on a recent…

I actually went around 4:30pm on Friday and stayed till 9:30pm. This review is going to be a mix of the day/night shift. Layout: There is plenty of parking next to the club, it's a strip mall,…

Returned to Synn after quite a long hiatus. In town on business and stayed at the SLS Beverly Hills so only quick 10-minute walk door to door. Girls were friendly, no hard sell,…

(Notes on the girls are at the bottom, In case you don't want to read the rest) The Doc is back, having taken some time off after winning in court against his hellish she-demon of…

Hit the club at 10 on a Saturday night. Entry is $3 with a wristband for returns. Bar is off to the left. Coke is $4, domedics $5, $7 for imports and $10 shots.…

I was back in town on business so I decided to give great Alaskan Bush Company. Another try. It was Monday night after Monday night football just down the road in Glendale. The club is in…

For the past few months, Diamonds has been my go to strip club when I’m downtown. This review will encompass my last few visits. Diamonds is located in Downtown Portland, it’s a couple blocks down from…

My review is from about a month ago. I’m West located but often visit a few spots south and sometimes when I choose one location, I’ll sit wishing I’d chose the other. Knockouts is a…

Decided to visit Synn on a Saturday night and explore what COI clubs had to offer. At Synn, parking is a major issue. I had to drive around a couple of times to find…

My wife and I arrived a little past 2am on a Saturday night. Parked in the street but didn't pay (though I believe you're supposed to). Walked up to the club and a friendly bouncer…

The club is divided up into three sections. The lower section has a rectangular bar that holds about 25 people. There are a handful of TVs playing sports, and one of the four walls…

Monday afternoon visit around 3. No parking charge, pat down, or id check but $10 cover. Parking lot was semi full but less than 10 patrons and about as many girls. Sat at the back…

Another visit. Another great time. Arrived around 6pm on Thursday evening after hitting up chicas bonitas. Chicas was an ok time. I was looking for 1 specific dancer who never showed up, so I left…

It took me a while to get around to posting this review.  It's from a Friday night visit about a month ago.  La Hacienda is a hole in the wall bar at the corner of Primier Callejeon…

Stopped in around 6 or 7 for a few dances and regretted almost every minute. Paid 16 or 17 got me in to only one dancer. I was warned they didn’t know when any others…

Went on a Saturday night around 8. Cover charge was $12. Went in and it was pretty quiet. I was surprised there wasn’t any danger on the stage. Saw about four groups scattered in the…

I had some free time on a recent Friday and decided to go club crawling. My first choice was High Heels, and I'll be honest, I wish I hadn't gone. I had to pay a high…

I recently visited Imperial Showgirls in Anaheim, and overall, it wasn’t my favorite experience. To start, there’s a $20 entry fee along with a required drink purchase, which adds up quickly before even enjoying any…

I managed to hit BT and DD on a recent Saturday afternoon, although my stay at BT was rather short. More like a scouting mission for future visits. Overall, not sure I feel…

Went in on a Monday. It was about at open. Parking lot was fairly full of cars. Paid my $21 to get in and my amazing diet soda. Was seated and waited for the rotation…

Hit up DD and BT on a recent Saturday afternoon. I was in the area for work and had some time to spare. I had been to DD before so I knew what…

I stopped in on a Wednesday evening around 8. It looks like a run down house. Was an apartment upstairs with people hanging out and partying when I pulled up. The parking lot was wet…

I visited on a Friday afternoon recently. The overall physicl nature of the club has not changed in any meaningful way recently, other than a ton of Halloween decorations. Pricin has also stayed the same for…

I live in Springfield near Paper Moon. I have not been since before Covid. Decided to pay a visit. Some changes noticed. Bathrooms redone (very needed), so that was good. You walk up to the…

It’s been about 10 years since I visited here, so was eager to see what had changed.went by on a Saturday afternoon. $5 cover, didn’t check or scan my ID. I was wanded by a…

Super easy location to get to, one mile off Rt 95, right on the Mass/RI state lines. Located in a residential area, plenty of parking, off street. Arrived about 1030p and didn’t pay a cover,…

Friday afternoon around 3 pm. Cover charge 15$ (using discount cards for 10$). All drinks 8$. 3 for 40$ when announced. 120$ vip 15 min. Have not been back in a while and wanted to…

I went during the first week and it was ok , so i was expecting better . It was not and idk how long it’s going to last if this keep going. I saw that…

It was a hot early Tuesday afternoon and the traffic was at a standstill on I-35 in North Austin. I needed a break, a cool respite from the heat and the traffic and what better…

Arrival (largely unchanged) At first I planned to hit Desire, but I knew by the time I got there the day shift would be tapering off, so I went to plan B. I got there around…

While in the OC, I decided to drop by TJ's. Admission: $15 Dances: 40$/1 song (they do 2 for $40 all the time though). $120/5 song, $150/15min VIP, $250/30min VIP Booth w/couch, $300/30min VIP Room…

$10 cover to get in - the place is a grunge dive, let's be honest You will notice a few things immediately when you walk in - 1. the girls breasts are covered, and that…

Was driving by and although I was here not too long ago I stopped by again for a quick trip to see if the alcohol situation had changed yet. Yes, it has! They have beers!…

Delilah's has been around a long time. I think most mongers know the layout but just in case: large club in a former industrial, now frontier residential area. In a shopping center so plenty…

You'll pay $15-20 to get into Men's Club depending on the day and time. I went late friday evening and paid $15. The place is kinda big, 2 bars that are semi…

This review will cover my last visit (this past Tuesday, where lap dances are $10), as well as add commentary from other recent visits to the club on other dates. First of all, I like this…

I didn't realize I was going to a "Feature Performer - Porn Star Brett Rossi" night. Made the cover charge $20 (with standard metal detector pass-through to enter). I felt a little sorry for Brett…

Stopped in on a weekday evening (Thursday 730). Usually stop by on day shift but I was in the area so I figure I would stop in for a beer. Parked in fenced lot, maybe…

I came here looking for a high contact lap dance and got exactly what I wanted. Visited Wednesday night, around 11pm. Cover charge was $30(pricey but worth it) ladies and place are clean. There…

On previous visits to this club I had been told that the dancers that came in after 8p were really beautiful, so I decided to check it out in weekend prime time. Hmmm, maybe the…

Arrived mid-afternoon (3-4) after landing in Charlotte. It’s only about a 15 minute drive from the airport. I think there was a small cover but cannot recall. Nice sized club with a…

This is a compilation of two visits on consecutive nights. Both nights La Pearl was closed, I learned later it was because the owner was on vacation. I'm not as fond of OSC but it…

Sign on road Party tonight,made a quick uturn and into PinkPalace parking lot,about 10 cars already there. Bouncer at the door says $15 party tonight,and BTW free buffet in the back. Informs me beer…

I decided to hop in the car on a Wednesday Night. I was leaving around the Western Parts of the SGV and decided to hop onto to the 605 freeway and then i exited off…

I was passing through and decided to check it out. My last and only other visit was interesting as a hot babe had the look and wanted a pricey dance I didn't take.…

Another stop on my way to Philly. It is a wierd location to get to. You can see it from the main road but I ended up going around the block to get…

I'll start by saying its been 20+ years since I last visited this club. It has a reputation of being low mileage and great for eye candy. So I have avoided it since I live…

Sometimes the Lord works in Mysterious ways. This spot is next to Word FM 103.7 and Its halloween so I'm just gonna go in there to ghoul out. Bar was decorated really cute for Halloween with…

Off of a somewhat busy highway. Small parking lot, so I parked in the second row but close enough to see the front door. Walked up, it was a security guard out front…

Was in town for a co-workers birthday and because we had a few females in our group we decided to drop by the Rhino as part of the celebration. I've been to most of…

Got into Metro late friday and decided to hit Bogarts before heading home. It was Bo's close to 1am so I had low expectations but it was pretty decent. It was about 14 girls, pretty…

Tonight was my first night back in the clubs after a few years absence. This club has changed quite a bit. Cover charge was $20. Dances were $20. VIP lounge but it's an open area. Dancers…

Finally had a long enough stretch to myself that I could take another trip to this fine nation's best hood club. Parking was easy to find out front when I arrived around 5:30 PM, paid…

I decided to check out Kittens after checking out Millennium Cabaret up in Bedford for their amateur night. Yeah I mean things did feel fairly amateur but not in the way I was hoping. The place: Kittens…

covercharge 5 dollars beer price is decent, maybe 6 bucks. I wasn't paying attention lap dances 25? vip 15 mins 125? vip 1/2 hr 250 pretty disappointing place. probably under 10 girls working, 2 black women, 2…

So my ATF Dancer just started working here so I decided to check it out. I have never been to this club but have passed it many times. I never heard much about this club…

This place was a total waste of time and money. The club layout has changed dramatically. Bathroom has been remodeled. Before, it was a definite hole in the wall feel... definitely needed hand sanitizer upon…

TLDR: Reread the Title I walked in on a Monday evening with low, but not low enough expectations. Bandaids is basically your local dive bar but with a stripper pole in the back instead of…

My partner & I went here while in Vegas as our first time checking out a strip club. We initially were unsure of what to expect, but it turned out to be such an…

Went there on a Friday night with my friend while we were on a business trip in Austin. Parked in a nearby parking lot to avoid the overpriced parking fee. The people at the front…

I stopped by Bandaids on a recent Wednesday evening. I arrived around 11pm. So-so neighborhood in the downtown Phoenix area, beware of your surroundings at night. Plenty of parking available. Cursory pat down…

After a disappointing visit to Cabaret II I decided to stop here as I'd driven past it on the way. I parked in the lot they have, entered, and walked to the bar to get…

This was my first visit to this club. Again due to dearth of any good options in the area, I am always looking for some alternatives. This club is on a busy local road. No…

I visited a couple of months ago on a Thursday from about 9:30-11pm. The building is out in a big empty area across from a big Boulder Highway casino (Boulder Station). The parking lot is…

Had a great time on my first visit and wanted to come back for more. I saw they do amateur nights on Wednesdays, so I decided to check it out. Cover was $25, same as…

The Ritz is a nice establishment. It's big, looks cool, flashy, the girls look good. What's not to like? For starters - YMMV big time on dances. Some dances are so…

I stopped by Pantheon on a Wednesday night. Club is in a decent area of a main strip of Dearborn. On site valet but parked in the bofa parking lot a block away (to…

Made my bi-monthly trip over to the PO, despite my best intentions not to spend money at the SC. Got there on a Friday night around 10:30. It's been described a million times ,but here…

Legs is a very interesting experience. Firstly, it's a dingy little place that can liven up quickly. Nothing to see inside or outside, though. Kinda dumpy. The girls - they are…

I was in north Seattle on a Thursday and had a meeting that got out around 2:00. I had planned to go to Sugar's but the day before I found out they now don't open…

A fun, relaxed Wed afternoon Place: It looks small from the outside with ample free parking. When you enter, you pass where they charge cover on weekends. After that, you see the attendant for the…

I went to Treasures for the first time and the first dancer that caught my eye approached me and asked if I was interested in a dance. I was trying to settle in and…

Second time at Treasures was HORRIBLE. I met a girl that I thought was super attractive after going in and grabbing a drink. I asked if we could chill for a bit -…

So, I am reviewing based upon a couple trips to this club. I stopped in on various afternoons when other area clubs were empty, or I got hounded by a super aggressive one that spoiled…

This was my first time at Turks in many years sine they don't open till 4pm and I'm an early afternoon guy. But had a business dinner nearby so decided to stop in.…

Stopped by after reading reviews while in Toronto. Had pre-booked Trinity. Key here is if you have your eye on someone, book ahead. This isn’t the place to…

Went on a Tuesday around 8 PM paid $20 cover and brought my own beer so i didnt have to pay for drinks so idk the prices its BYOB for alcohol. Plenty of parking which…

A quick stop on my way up Rt 35 North into the club, it was a last moment decision to stop in. The place is just past the Sunoco station.…

I had a flight come back to Chicago near(ish) this place so decided to go in a chill for a bit before calling it a night. All in all it wasn't a bad time. Mandatory…

Club layout hasn't changed since recent reviews. Plenty of well-lit, non-valet parking. Cover $10 before 7PM. Beer $9. Chicken Marsala $24. Female servers working but was personally only served by male staff. Very few patrons throughout the entire night,…

Went here friday night before 6pm. Parking lot paved. Walked in front door. no cover from the girl at the door. I tipped her $5 anyways since I had it out and walked in through…

I've been hearing about the infamous Orange County bikini coffee shops for what seems like forever, so I finally decided to stop by DDs on my way back to LA on a Friday night. I…

LOCATION: Bliss is obviously on Valley blvd that is really close to the 605 freeway in a small building and it is by a small parking lot at the current moment. I arrived very late…

I was in Vegas for about 5 days with a larger group, primarily to gamble and play poker. Everyone but my best friend and I headed home after 4 days, so we decided to venture…

Long review, but bear with me. We got to Oz around 8 on Friday. The place was pretty busy with almost every guy sitting around matched with a girl. My first impression of the club…

I've gone to Synn for years and Deja Vu in COI before it shut down but I've never tried the Rhino until today. I was heading to Synn for their Thursday special and I was…

As I was leaving the club, I stopped next to one of the dancers. I leaned in and said: I hate it when I leave the club with money I intended to spend. She replied:…

What I'm about to say might be considered heresy to certain Playhouse regulars. You ready? I like it better at night. Yes, I said it. And yes, I know. I know that younger, hotter girls are…

I forgot to leave this review earlier. I am usually a fan of the other clubs in the area but decided to go to DD, was in the mood for a BJ if the right…

This review summarizes two visits on consecutive Saturdays. The venue is a block off Haverford Ave, which is a fairly busy West Philly corridor, but has a lot of residences around near this place.…

Stopped in around 6:30 on a Friday night. The gated parking lot was mostly full but I guess everyone was in the adult video store. There didn’t seem to be anyone in the live girls…

I haved reviewed this place several times but think it is important to let everyone known not a lot has changed. Experience was similar to what has happened before and the reason I visit every…