Reviews

Dancers here were awesome. 8-10s all of them. Full contact private dances full nude, prices are very reasonable considering the attractiveness of the dancers and that you can touch: p And this was on a Monday.…

Pretty much a local bar feeling where you can still smoke and grab as mush tits and ass as your heart desires. Usually only one dancer on a small stage with a jukebox and…

So you might decide to visit this place because it's the only strip club near downtown. Or because it looks like the kind of place where extras might be available. Please do yourself a…

Business travel took me to El Paso for one night. Based on the reviews, I decided to go to the Red Parrot for my one available evening. I was surprised at how far…

Got dropped off by uber - clearly a popular destination. They had a nice portion open for a pretty slow weeknight. 20+ girls on. The "lineup" is a great special but not sure the free…

Was in awhile back and saw a cute Asian girl. The place has private rooms where the girls will model lingerie. The girls were pleasant and the location seems to be in a safe area…

When I entered around 3:30 I was one of the first patrons here. Got to talking to the hottest dancer there, won't say her name, but you might think of a K... cat, here k..,…

Thought I would swing by Pandoras to see if I could get into any trouble. I was hoping one of my favorites would be there, like Dillon or Jenna or maybe Desi. No luck today.…

Went to club 76 on friday 7\31. I didn't really know what to expect based on the reviews so had no real expectations. It was a $5 cover I think. Pretty good for the number…

I've come here a few times when I'm off early and waiting for Minx to open up down the road. I always seem to come in and I'm the only patron, which isn't too…

This is arguably the best bikini bar we have in town. All of the girls are at least a seven. Very tight bodies and good assets all around. There isn't a cover…

I stopped by here on a Friday night. They had armed security. I paid 10 get in. This place is byob, so no drink hustle to worry about. All money can be spent directly…

I have stopped into this place 4 times over the last month. Very attractive girls, clean bar and the back room is small but very efficient. On a recent Monday, I stopped…

I stopped by last Wednesday night after a long while. This club does have a large, city feel with a lot of attractive dancers, and pretty attentive barmaids. Most of the dancers were in shape…

I went up to Bozeman with my wife. She is NOT a prude, but she is not an extrovert either. I wanted her to experience something she'd never done before, so I talked…

I thought the place was awful. I've been to hundreds of strip club lol yes hundreds across the country and I'm always treated very friendly from the start but this place was really bad.…

This review is from a few weeks ago. It was a Monday night. I got a dance from a tall blonde, who was near the point of leaving her shift. She was…

This review is from a few weeks ago. The place had maybe 6 girls, and maybe 15 or so guys. The quality of the girls was a little lower than I have seen…

Wife was out of town on business so I decided to give this place one more shot. No booze at SCs in Seattle. $20 cover gets you unlimited sodas. Booze up beforehand…

I had been hearing some good things about this place, so I decided to check it out for myself. I visited around 9 on Friday. The spot is located right off of the…

Walk in around 3pm on Sunday. $6 for the cover charge and $3 beer. Not bad walk in during happy hours. The club is pretty slow on Sunday. There were about 5 dancers working. No…

I am shocked this place has as high a rating as it does. The girls are average at best, the entire setup reminds me of an awful stripclub I went to once in columbus ohio,…

Another convention season, and another sojourn to the Classy Chassy. Many people I see once a year during the convention season have fond memories of this place. It was the titty bar of…

This club is quite a ways out from downtown Portland. The parking fills up quick on the weekends and you will have to make a short trek uphill to find the entrance. Plenty…

I had decided to make a quick Tuesday night tour of a few pasco clubs. I had stopped at Bare assets and mile high already when I found Allure which isn't necessarily easy for…

So we showed up after a late dinner. Place was pretty busy with a variety of folks, but the general consensus was high school dropouts and a mix of skater guys likely there with…

I clearly don't get to Pasco county nearly enough as I'm always coming from the orlando area. I have, however, been to Bare Assets several times previously and I've had some great times there…

After a long time off from strip clubbing I returned last Wednesday afternoon to find it just as it ever was. I saw a lot of new faces, and noticed that the new talent seems…

Stopped in for the first time in four years or so. Saved on admission by bringing a deja vu coupon I printed off the website. [thanks uscl user!] Bought a ten dollar water…

Went to Cowboys last Saturday around 7pm. Got to see the day shift leave and night shift come in. There was only one day shift girl I would have got a dance from,…

I went to the bar on Wednesday night to kill some time before my flight. The club was virtually empty with around 5-7 customers besides me. Ordered a bottle of water for $5. The…

I decided to try this place out again by myself. The dancers seemed to be more friendly this time at approaching. It was Tuesday, so I think the table dances were 7 dollars so it…

Stopped in at legends Wednesday night around 10:00. I had not been since opening weekend. Overall the physical club is the best in the area. Since it was a Wednesday night on a night where…

Physically it is a nice club inside. The parking is free and I felt safe there. However, it was just two blocks from my hotel in a run-down area and I did not feel safe…

This club is behind a few stores in a strip center, but easy to find and park away from the road of trying to be discrete. The feel of the club is decent. I heard…

Stopped in on a Thursday afternoon around 5. Sketchy looking club and there were a few folks, appears drugged, sitting outside. Went in, no cover. Actually no people. There was no one inside the club,…

Made a visit to platinum on Friday evening. The first thing I noticed as many of the dancers were pissed because the club cancelled all existing contracts with the dancers. The dancers were each offered an…

Stopped by the club while I was in the area for work. Only about five or six other patrons scattered around the bar. Beer is pretty cheap and there were around 5 dancers or so.…

Returned to Cloud 9 after almost seven months on Friday - 7/31/15. Got in before 2:00PM and stayed for more than two hours. Made another visit, and got in before 8:00PM and stayed for about…

Given some of the issues with Cheetahs, I've been checking out a few of the other SD clubs to see if they're worth moving over to. I hadn't been to Pacers in over a…

I stop in here about once every 3-4 months...guess it is the definition of insanity. Princess is pretty consistent and very giving in lap dance room. As I've experienced in the past…

This is more of a general update about Cheetahs since its issues with the San Diego police and city council have gotten more attention. I was expecting the city's efforts to shut down the club to…

I stopped by on my way in town just after a flight. I had seen some reviews and decided to hit it. I did not think the spot in town was that bad and had…

I stopped by Country Rock Cabaret (formerly PT Sports) after going to the casino since it was still pretty early in the night. Paid $12 cover after 8pm. This also gets you into Penthouse down…

I gave Shooter Alley another go after some time away and it is pretty much what everyone is saying. My visit was on a Saturday night from around 8 to 9pm. Mostly, if…

This place is very divey. But girls are surprisingly nice and pretty. While couple of them looked like their prime is gone, the rest are young,cute and toned. All of them are eastern-European except one…

Took the trip across the border while home visiting some friends. I went over Christmas time and had a blast but this time wasn't as good. The ladies like other reviews have said are pretty…

time to time i like going outside the list of chosen clubs.. This time it was Red Raven as in my last visit to PH burlington someone said I should totally check out this place.…

Had clients in town for a little business & golf, my guys wanted a some post dinner cigars and entertainment. Since I try and keep my strip club in Vegas, Dallas, and Tampa, I still…

went to the Palace in hopes to see one of the lady's I get a dance from not a lot of people there and there where a few new girls I had not seen before.…

It's been awhile since I've been to Sensations. The club is still the same decore with taxidermy mounts all around the club. There is no cover except for nude night. The club does tend to…

Stopped at Fantasy Nights in the afternoon on a Wednesday. The neighbor hood is not bad but as others have said you have to park on the street. I parked down a…

I've been here a few times. I heard once I got in that the block was raided a while back. I thought something was weird when they started checking ID at the door. Doorman asked…

This club is in the middle of nowhere. I went to this place because I read the reviews here and I was very disappointed. There were about 4 or 5 girls working and…

If you want to see empty stages this is your club. I was there was 45 minutes on a Tuesday and saw one dancer dance on stage. Everything else was a "break song". There were…

Eve and I got to the outpost about a half hour after they opened on Saturday night. They open now at 4:00, not 6:00 like it says above, and are only open Thursday, Friday and…

I'm going to try and be nice with this review. First impression on the exterior and location. This actually could be the worst location for a strip club that I have encountered and it didn't…

Been here twice recently during the day shift. Only 5$ even if you are not a member. I think they just started to extend their hours to the lunch time. It is a little slow…

I used to visit the Follies somewhat regularly years ago. At that time, it was basically a smaller, more downscale version of the Pink Pony a couple miles down the road. After seeing…

Recently I re-discovered Midnight Express via FB (several dancers are fairly active in advertising the club), which enticed me to make the drive from Huntsville. Midnight Express is located on I-65 at mile marker…

I have a hard time decided what my favorite club in Las Vegas is, but Sapphire is right at or near the top of the list. I drove my car and arrived about 5 PM…

Have been to this club before and enjoy it. This time was on a Sunday evening, around 8pm. Free entry, with a requirement to purchase a drink. $9 for a very watered down scotch on…

I was bored on a Saturday night last weekend so I decided to check them out since I lived in the area 5+ years and never took the time to go. Construction pn Goddard forces…

Been a long time since I was in a Canadian club, had a couple of beers sitting at the bar. Stage show was mediocre, not very many patrons in the club. Had a lap dance…

I've been traveling to Minneapolis for a while, and this city has a ton of clubs. Dreamgirls is unique, as it's located above a popular sports bar (Sneaky Pete's). Buy a drink at Pete's or…

I've been traveling to and working on and off in Minneapolis for a number of years. Minneapolis has a lot of great clubs, and like most cities, they are either posh/upscale (most girls are gorgeous)…

This is in an industrial area so in the evening if you drive there things are pretty quiet in the area. Parking right out front. The bar was fairly nice with some…

Had an hour or so to kill at around 3pm. Pretty small dark place but like others pointed out 30 draft beers. 3 bucks a beer was real economical. About 5 dancers…

As noted, I've gotten to spend a lot of time in Minneapolis for work over the years. Occasionally I would stay a weekend and head out with local friends. Recently, I headed over to Augies to…

I headed up to Rick's Cabaret one day after dinner with a co-worker while working out of town in Minneapolis. Walking in, the place was top notch. Dark and had a library/study vibe to it.…

Based on reviews, King of Diamonds seems to be the best club in the Twin City area, but after my visit I think that ends up being more about the other clubs than it is…

I spent a weekend in Minneapolis for work, and ended up @ Deja Vu's after hitting some of the bars in the area. Overall, it's your standard strip club (no alcohol), three floors, stages, etc.…

I went by Dancers my regular club on Saturday, the weekend gen-con was in town. Also the Rhonda Rousey fight so the club didn't get busy until a little later than normal. The club is…

Well, I officially moved to Columbus, Ohio from Baltimore, MD. The strip club scene here is gonna be a challenge. Baltimore was famously wide-open. After reading TUSCL, I decided that Akron was…

Sign on door says admission is $12 on Saturday afternoon. However, I was charged $14 and was told you had to have coupon to get in for $12, Almost all seats taken.…

This club is located in Downtown Seattle on the corner of a little triangle block with not much street parking directly adjacent. So, just getting in the door took a couple of trips around the…

After a boring Friday night, I stopped in for a little diversion. Used the text message which saved me the cover charge - always a great way to start the night. Crowded for…

The club doesn't look like much from the outside, and there is no big surprises coming once you get inside. It is a dive. A smokey, slightly sleazy, dive. It is dark and kind of…

Yeah, this is a membership club....with a 10 (ten) day waiting period....seriously. They turned money away at the door, though we were invited to fill out a form and come back in 10 days....wtf,…

This was the second club of the night, as the paradise was a members only club with a 10 day waiting period we made our way here. There's an entry fee, 5 dollars and a posted…

Stopped in on a Tuesday around 11pm. usually I have a pretty good time here. It is a pretty straight up club. the dancers I have met have always been friendly. That was not the…

This was the 3rd stop of the evening, and I'm starting to feel my age. My buddy and I walked in, there was a definite off smell to the place, and the dancers weren't that attractive.…

Went on tuesday afternoon...H**** was hanging on last stage when I went to tip. I asked if anything interesting in VIP to which she mentioned she can discuss after the song. She is a latina girl…

Yes, this place was not the nicest club around. It's small, not real fancy. No cover charge on a Saturday night. The beers were $8.00 each which get their waived cover charge back fast. The dancers…

I had been warned that clubs in DC were like the museums-a lot of beautiful things to look at but do not try to touch anything. That is about right. Camelot has a good…

This club is about to get bigger. For some months SR has been preparing to move into what were some small storefronts to the left of the main entrance. Construction is ongoing.…

Something about this strop club screamed "dive" and "typical strip club". Lots of neon lights and a lot of hip hop. I liked most of the music. When I walked in I saw a bar…

I really liked his club. I went at 12am, there is mandatory valet parking for 20 (wtf) then 20 to get in. They frisk you at the door. There is a lot of weed and…

Most recent visit was on a Saturday but I also made a rare weekday stop at the club. Honey, one of my favorite higher-milege dancers has been MIA lately. But there was plenty of variety…

Arrived a little after 4, I was the first customer of the day. DJ kept saying "welcome to Vanity Grand". DJ also uses an air horn (or sound effect) about every minute, very annoying. Bartender…

Went here after midnight night it was packed. I always wanted to come here but never had the time it opens at 11 pm. I went in all types of bodies. But a lot of…

I went on a saturday evening around 7:30. About 4 dancers there. One girl named "sassy" came up and talked to me while i was sitting at the bar. Man, was she straight to the…

I like this place. Its very classy and nice. Girls are attractive for the most part too. Lap dance quality is good. Every dancer there told me that you are allowed to touch their…

We reserved a VIP table with bottle service in advance for a bachelor party. When we arrived (six of us), a girl at the front desk with a bad cough was terse with us while…

This was my third visit to the bar, since I moved back. I stopped by a couple of weeks ago during the afternoon. So I'm going to report on both visits. The club is small but…

The club is in a decent part of the city and the back faces the street. There is plenty of parking and there are cameras in the lot plus bouncers eying the parking lot making…

Since I moved up to northern Cincinnati this is actually one of closest clubs to me so I have visited a few times recently. I enjoy going and it makes for a good time. However…

My last visit to this club, I made the mistake of going there around 5 PM and it was dead and almost devoid of dancers. I've since learned to stay away between 4 PM…

Went here last night for the first time. The club itself was nice. It is separated into an upstairs and downstairs. We were taken to the upstairs and I never saw the…

The VIP club is a relatively large club with four distinct areas: a large bar surrounding a long, narrow stage; a larger stage surrounded by a more plush seating area; ground-floor VIP booths with couches…