Reviews

Gold Club is in Milwaukie, not really Portland, but just a little bit outside. So, it's a bit of a drive from the main parts of Portland, depending on where you're coming from. After…

So, I have been here a few times on weeknights when in town for work and have been a fan of the vibe. It’s usually pretty slow which allows a lot of time to chat…

I haven’t been to this club in nearly a decade but decided to stop by on a random Tuesday evening. Got there a little before 8 and it was pretty dead, which is to be…

Went there Friday night. The club is located at a shady area. Notice many homeless when I drove by. Be aware of your surroundings. Cover only $5. The cheapest in Vegas. Told Min 2 drinks.…

Carousel It feels like Summer in The Den! Thursday 7/11, 3:51pm - [x] ID checked NO - [x] ID scanned NO - [ ] Metal detector YES - [x] Metal detector NO - [ ] Pat down YES - [x] Pat…

Entered a side parking lot at around 8pm. Noticed a really cute girl getting out of her car and heading in with a duffle bag. So already had high hopes Went to bar and grabbed a…

Stopped by evening time after the bars. Condor is a historical landmark as one of the first topless joints in the country. And for eye candy it’s good, but don’t expect great lap dances or…

The Den Sat 7/07, 12:15am - [ ] ID checked NO - [x] ID scanned NO - [ ] Metal detector YES - [x] Metal detector NO - [ ] Pat down YES - [x] Pat down NO Cover: $20, I think. Club:…

I had some free time about a month ago, and decided to try out the Foxy Lady Anniversary party (see previous review). I was glad that I dropped in, but after a couple of…

This club isn’t as nice as other clubs but I decided to come here for their cheap $80 vip. The stage is in the middle and the chairs around it but I noticed not…

Made the road trip from Chattanooga to Huntsville. It's about a 1 1/2 hour drive depending on traffic. This is a two club setup. Fantasia is the bar/club and Sugars is were the dances…

This is a review from this past Saturday when I went with a few buddies. We ubered from the Caesers casino because there is no parking. Got there at about 9:45 and had…

So I was back shortly after my last visit with Savannah left me wanting more ….. I’ll sum up the ambiance so I don’t get the “not enough detail “ hate . C’mon guys everyone…

Wednesday is of course a slow night at the typical club – falling about even distance from the prior and coming weekends. On this late June Wednesday, I’d estimate there were only about 15 customers at…

I hadn't been to Blackjack's in years. Had generally written it off as a club that someone goes to that has no idea how much better clubs can be. This visit didn't dramatically change my…

I keep giving Gold Club a chance, as it SEEMS like a place that could be really good. It's a nice, clean place with a large staff. I drove by during the day…

1PM. $7 cover. $6 required soft drink. Eventually 8ish dancers. About 3 PLs. First girl to approach my friend and me was a slender older brunette. B cups. Medium ass. Seemed nervous. She tried to play…

I've been to Chicas Bonitas numerous times over the years. On a recent work trip there I visited again on Tuesday and Thursday nights. Both nights I stopped into Jerry's Nugget, the casino across the…

It’s packed with hot chicks. Since Jags closed but I’ll bet they saw an influx. It’s pricey but worth it. Not a lot of seating since it was weekend and boy was it packed. I…

I had my first trip to Chattanooga that I’ve had in a while and decided to check things out. I stopped at Diamonds & Lace first then came here. Nothing has changed that…

Went to PD again recently. Best club in Memphis IMO. $20 cover which includes two tickets for drinks. Beer was $6. There are two stages, a main one off to the right, and…

First time here in years and never saw a need to return. I also had heard D&L had gotten better, and since years ago, it is better. It’s not fancy but in better condition than…

Back at Cox's for a bit of fun. Most of the usual dancers must have taken the 4th for a long vacation because there were only three working on a Friday. It took a…

I went to Diamond Dolls at 530 in the evening. There was no cover charge but $5 for premium parking right in front. I don't know if its less chance of having your…

Stopped by Wednesday at 3:30pm. Cover was $6 or $7. Got a drink upon my arrival and scoped out the place. Small club. Hip hop/rap music playing. Main stage is pretty big with two smaller…

I swung by Imperial after a stop by a newish bikini coffee shop a few miles away. It was around 10:30 at night. The door man gave me a quick…

After many years I returned to what was the best club in America. While it was still very good, it has some flaws explained below. I got there about midnight and stayed until closing at…

Had an okay experience but felt a little ripped off by the dances. This place seemed better suited to extras. Went for the first time ever on a late Saturday night. The people at the front…

This place is way out in Brockton so it’s a bit of a drive from Boston proper. Still worth the drive because the places in downtown suck and will try to fleece you. Boardroom is…

Went on a Saturday night recently. The place must have had 10 Hispanic/cuban ladies. I think only one of them actually spoke English. Lapdance were only 20 dollars a song but they were off to…

It had been a few months since my last outing, so I decided to make a dayshift trip to Seductions. There is a parking fee of $10 for dayshift. Although many people elect to park…

Walked in and saw the most amazing selection of college chicks dancing, drinking and working. One quickly came over and greeted me mentioned she was the visiting dancer from out of town and about to…

LOCATION: - GPS address for the club is 2 Globe St Providence, RI. Don’t use the address on this page or the club page, since some apps (like Google maps on a PC) confuse…

The club had a little more of an urban vibe, both in terms of the crowd and the music, than when I was here before Covid. The main room is a big square, with a…

With a name like The Penthouse Club, I was expecting this to be a pretentious place. It was anything but that. You walk into a little corridor area with a bar, and the security scans…

Came here on a Thursday night to check out the VIP Special and see how things might have and have not changed since my last time here a year or so ago. Parked in an adjacent…

The Club This club pre 2020 was a sight to behold. So much so that when I first visited this club and found out about it in 2019, I straight up thought I had stumbled…

Decided to go to Tattletale on Monday night while in town for work. Building area felt safe enough but I arrived via Uber and just went right in. Arrived at 11:30pm and sat down at…

Arrived around 8pm on a Tuesday day. The place is located on the main st in Bound Brook. I lucked out and got a spot right in front The area is fine and…

When it's 115* outside, a strip club is always a nice way to beat the sun. As always, no cover/no pat down. Waitress is over immediately to ask for a drink, Coke is a 2-for-1…

I visited Paradise on a quiet Friday afternoon, when i arrived from out of town. The crowds were moderately sized and you had a medium amount of girls dancing when i visited a couple of…

Stopped in earlier this month around noon. Really hot walking over from Jerry's Nugget, where I like to park and sometime play. Just when I got across the street a bright yellow Corvette…

I saw on their website that they had $5 lunch specials, and since I like going to clubs in the daytime and am also a cheapskate, this looked perfect for me. They open at…

Stopped in on a Tues evening, club is located in a little strip mall next to a liquor store. Paid my cover charge $20, received a quick pay down and entered the club. Stage is…

visited on a tuesday at 3pm… NO DANCERS. Now keep in mind they advertise this place open at 11am. I understand it’s weekday and day shift… but 4 hours open and not one dancer is…

Found myself in the Detroit area with time and a little cash to burn. I picked Subi's Place over other nearby clubs as it seemed to be middle ground in class, price, etc.…

My regular place for years, since they closed down Stiletto (RIP). It's a fine, if somewhat small establishment. The quality of dancers fluctuates, years ago, they used to have pretty white girls from upstate NY,…

Had not been to Bogarts on "$10 Tuesdays" in a while. Virtually NO $10 dances ever happen. Regular patrons usually want more. Free, camera monitored parking lot was about 1/2 full. The bar decor has never changed.…

Don’t need to describe the place , it’s been done countless times . I’m slowly starting to love it here though and hope to come back. Wish there was a list of the good dancers…

Arrived right at noon. Parking is free with no valet. Cover is always $5 day or night. You receive a coupon that you are suppose to hand to the waitress when ordering your…

It’s been a while since I’ve been here, not much has changed really. Same girls on day shift, Jasmine, Dolly, Carol etc., drinks $5-$7 depending on your choice of beer/spirits, limited customers at 2:30, no…

Arriving at Tuesday night a little after 10:00pm, the club had a solid number of dancers and customers. The dancer quality is generally 8 / 10. The club is surprisingly small for such…

Gonzales, LA. Friday night. Just south of Baton Rouge. All kinds industrial stuff out here, looks like refineries out the distance. Follow the drive way to this club. If it wasn't for the sign, you…

One thing to say about Fantasies, it’s consistently inconsistent. Lately when I’ve been arriving around 2pm on weekdays I never know if they’ll be 3 dancers there or 10. I still think it’s worth…

Baton Rouge, LA. Friday night. Doesn't seem like a bad area to me. Commercial area. Hotel right next door for the mongers out there who are looking for a close place to stay. Pull up,…

I went back to this place after 3 months and the vibe was so much different this time around. Last time I visited, there were only a few girls and patrons there and most…

Broussard, LA. South of Lafayette. Friday night. Coming from Baton Rouge. Figured I'd stop. This place looks real nice and it is on the inside. Sort of industrial drag right here, plenty of parking in…

I was here from around open at 4 til about 7ish on a Wednesday, so it could pick up during night shift (which I never stick around for, I like getting to bed early) but…

I ended up being in the Northwest Dallas industrial area so decided to head on over to the first Dallas Strip club I’ve ever visited and still love to this day Crazy girls or Chicas…

Westlake, LA. Friday night. Open real late, like till 5 or so. I had time to screw it I said let's do it. Area seems fine to me, parking all around the club it can…

Port Allen, LA. Friday night. Big time storm that finally let up when I got here. This club is basically at near the truck stops of an I-10 exit right before you go over the…

I don’t understand strippers that sit on their phones at the bar when a new customer comes in and has two beers, making eye contact, and they just sit there. This isn’t a dance club,…

Went late afternoon on Monday and the club had about 5 dancers and 5 customers. By the time I came out from the dance room I was the only one there. The girls were the…

Galveston, TX. Thursday night. July 4th. You know what I like Galveston beaches. Yeah the water is brown, but it's super warm and relaxing. It can't all be piss. Anyway the area was pretty empty,…

Bacliff, TX. Thursday night, 4th of July. South of Houston going towards the beach. Area seems alright to me, parking in the back. Walk in front, in you go. Guy at the desk ID check…

My first visit to PT's was last week. I arrived at 12:30 AM and was there until 2:00 AM when it closed, and it was 90 minutes well spent. There were three stages in the…

Humble, TX. Thursday night. July 4th. Right by the George Bush airport. Parking lot. Security guy armed to teeth is watching this shit. This a safe parking lot. I felt like he was staring me…

I was in Tampa and stopped in on a Tuesday evening. Not many cars in the parking lot. The neighborhood seems ok and the parking lot has a guy watching. Payed $10 admission and went…

Showed up to the club about 9:45. Cover would have been 20 bucks but I had free passes from a previous visit. There were very few other patrons in the place, a couple guys sitting…

La Marque, TX. Thursday night, 4th of July. Last stop of the night. Right off the highway, there's construction so your exit might be off on the GPS but just take soonest one and it…

I was in town on business and decided to check out the office. It is definitely a dive bar with the gross bathroom to top it off. Drinks were $5 dollars with the tip. There…

This club is a classic trucker bar. Surprisingly it didn't seem that all the customers were truck drivers. It seemed everyone was a local/regular. There is truck parking behind the bar…

Was in the area on a recent business trip. Saw the sign for this new place and decided to check it out. Went around 11 pm or so after a long day of meetings and…

The place is very well designed. Nice stage and lighting. The bar is like a real bar not like a lot of clubs. You can sit there comfortably and order drinks without feeling like…

This was unlike any strip club I've ever visited. Wow. This was a few weeks ago, and I still can't believe it. I think it was $15 to get in. This is a long and narrow…

Stopped by today with it so hot outside to see how hot it was inside with the women. The parking lot was empty I always feel safe there parking even though my car was packed…

I visited this place for the first time recently. All discussions below refer to daytime visits. I consider this a step up from OGD and a step down from Gatby's. I don't visit Lusty's anymore. Too far below…

Visiting the area and never went here before so wanted to check it out, walked in on a Friday afternoon around 2pm, greeted by a nice lady with glasses was very friendly, paid my cover…

Was in Huntsville for the first time. Had several hours to kill before my flight home. Grabbed lunch at Texas Roadhouse then decided to see if any clubs close to there, or between…

I arrived at Fox Club on a Saturday at about 12:30am. Parking was easy to find, but the lot was small. I entered in what felt like a ticketing booth at a concert… cashier behind glass…

I had popped into emperors before but they didnt have any girls working so I never made that review, let it be known that I feel emperor's in pasco county is extremely hit or miss…

With every trip to AZ I always stop at the good ol Bandaids. This trip was a Saturday afternoon around 4pm. Walked in and had the typical security check (pat down, ID scan). I did…

Visiting Richmond for a long weekend and I was staying in Scott's Addition so I checked out Richard's Rendezvous. Old-school low hassle place with a chill vibe. All in all where you can mind your…

Back at Southern X for another round. Of the chain, this is probably my favorite. Don't get me wrong, they are still horribly overpriced for the area and service. Easily accessible building just off I-64.…

I've been to BA maybe 5 or 6 times over the last 2 years. What can I really say that hasn't already been said? Let's try... The club is more of a bar/hang than a strip…

This place has really gone downhill since Covid. Used to be a great after work hangout for years with some really good talent. Enter in to a square bar with about 20-30 stools and a few…

My bad luck in Akron this Sunday afternoon sent me south to Canton and Gatsby's I was fairly certain I wasn't going to get laid at Gatsby's Maybe a memorable tease? And hope for the…

Was within an hour of the club, so I made the drive. The surrounding area seems to be pretty standard for strip clubs I've been to: multiple hotels, diners, trucker station, and other industrial try…

Made a stop at Dirty's believe it or not for the FOOD......at first!! The wings and the steak here are delicious, no joke!! I found myself craving for some wings as I was in the…

My 2nd visit to Club Desire This is a review where me and my friend X goes to Desire on a Tuesday evening . The usuals : There is a metal detector in the front…

Tagged along with some buddies to BT's for the first time in awhile and it was packed with beautiful women. No cover before 7pm, $20 after. There is a valet, which runs $10. BT's is…

Oklahoma City, OK. Wednesday night. Little Darlings, right next to Deja Vu. I've been to Deja Vu in the past and it's just a mad house. Talk igonring a building's max capacity limit. Over here…

I never would have expected OGD to be closed on Sunday. A bar like that ... But it is, which explains why I walked into G Spot around 5 pm on a recent Sunday. I never…

So I have been to the Bird a handful of times over the last few years. I’m more of an afternoon kind of guy, not interested in anything late. Broad daylight, plenty of parking so…

The club was clean and everything appears fairly well maintained and neat. Pretty dead though for a Saturday night both in terms of customers and dancers. Probably 4 to 5 dancers and same amount of customers.…

Oklahoma City, OK. Wednesday night. Just walking over from Fancy's. Walk in, guy at the front pretty friendly dude. Cover was $5. Walk in. Pretty empty, most people playing the bar on the left. The…

Oklahoma City, OK. Wedensday. Not far from the airport. Various hotels around. Plenty of parking in the lot. The joint is more upscale. Walk in. Lobby right here, with ATM. The fee ain't bad, I…

Oklahoma City, OK. Wednesday night. Commercial drag. Pull up small lot. As I walk in, some crackhead homeless black dude high on something starts mumbling something to me as we are walking in. I say…

Oklahoma City, OK. Wednesday night. A parking lot only separating, here and Romeo's castle. Plenty of parking. Area seems ok to me. Walk in. Guy at the desk, $5 cover. ID check and in you…

I hadn't been to Tango's in awhile, so I thought I'd see what was happening. I drove by on a Saturday night and the parking lot was full - good sign. The Club: I had…