Reviews

My recent Friday and Saturday nights at Cadillac Lounge have been good but not great. Talent is decent. Stage shows entertaining. But private dances are waaay the fuck too expensive. On top of that lately…

Chicas used to be one of my favorite clubs because the day shift girls were all 8s/9s/10s. Well, I've gone every day of the week and the daytime is totally dead, 4-6 pretty mediocre girls…

Went a little closer to 7ish, pulled in the lot and parked (make sure you park in the same direction as other cars). Usually if you get there in the afternoon parking is free, this…

After my plane touched down, headed straight over to Oz. I’m doing a basic set up, since this place has been reviewed like a hundred times. It’s big, with a few stages at slightly different…

Last Friday was the annual Christmas party at the Foxy Lady. Included with your admission was a 6 month VIP pass giving you free admission and VIP parking. The same deal was offered at the…

Went into this place last Thursday and there have been some changes. There's not two poles and two girls can be up there at any given time. They now dance three songs instead of…

Sammy’s used to be a really fun place to burn an afternoon playing hookey from work but it has clearly changed hands over the years and the furnace seems to be the go to place…

I have reviewed this place in the past and the basic layout hasn’t changed. It has ample parking in the back. When you walk in, the bathroom is directly in front of you. It is…

Place: I went to this place at Saturday night. I drove there and this place located at a sus town area, seems not very safe. But it has a square parking lot with limited parking and…

Monday evening visit (around 7:00pm), and to be honest mostly all the Zona bars were dead this time around and that includes HK bar. Luckily, I had an OTC hookup lined-up @8pm with my 20…

First time in St. Pete's so I thought I'd try this place. It was about a 20 minute walk from my hotel. I planned to arrive at 9:00. I figured I get…

Okay, so the Doc decided to hit up Foxy for the holiday party. Got there around 8 pm, parked on the street, $10 cover. The VIP cars for free admission for the…

Stopped in on a Monday, had minimal time, but seeing as how rarely I’m in the area I’m like Flash Gordon if there’s even a chance I can stop in. Had no beer, couldn’t drink…

This place is in a decent neighborhood. Bring a lot of singles. This is something I definitely wasn't prepared for. They just keep stopping by. All of them. I'm not from the NJ area so…

Drove thru PA on my way to AC. Stopped in about 930 on a Saturday. It is a stand alone building surrounded by woods. $10 door charge, show ID, get wanded. There is…

I was in the vicinity and decided to make the drive to Desire. It's definitely out of my way, and Route 146 from Worcester really sucks, but the drive was worth it. The place has been…

After taking a long break from the club scene I decided to venture back and see what was new. My older review gives a good overview of Sugars: * https://tuscl.net/dashboard/reviews/351886 On this particular occasion I brought along…

Found out Friday 13th was a BT's Christmas Event. Usuallly a great buffet, lots of entertainers. A lot of patrons. Stopped in to check it out. No cover dayshift. Bar on the right as you enter.…

Hi this place around 1 pm on a Wednesday. It looks like a shithole on the outside, which gives a fair sign of what lies within. Smallish, beat-up asphalt parking lot just off the edge…

I made my first visit to Penn Port Pub when in town for work recently. I arrived later in the evening and was one of 3 clients in the club. There were three…

Is my favorite club in Western PA. Easily the best in Pittsburgh. I do return frequently. Expect at least a $10 cover charge. I believe it is a $20 cover charge…

I had an open Saturday afternoon awhile back so I ventured over to Chicas Locas for another go. Arrived around 2:00 p.m. and plenty of parking although it seemed the valet were starting to…

Went on a weekday evening a few weeks ago. The parking lot was pretty full but there's plenty of parking nearby as well. Unlike previous times I've been there where I had to pay cover…

Visited Henry's 2 weeks ago at about 2 pm. The usual rough, fenced in parking lot. Paid the $5 cover at the door and had a seat at the bar near the 2 side…

Monday Night Football at Ybor. I called and they told me that the game would be on TV. They had plenty of TVs. It was $10 to enter. Can’t remember what time I came in…

So the place is right next to a gas station. You walk in you're patted down by security. $10 entry on Fri and Sat. Those 2 days will have the most girls and the main…

Went on a Sunday afternoon. Walked in and no one was at the front desk, sooo no cover was paid. Overall the place was reasonably nice. Bathroom was clean. They have $3 beer specials on…

Arrived around 3:30pm. Plenty of parking available, got a light pat down by the door man and paid the pleasant girl up front $10. Walked in and took a seat at the nearest bar. 8-10…

Leaving a second review. I have been to AB a few times now. Also tried some of the other clubs in town. I keep coming back here for a few reasons. $20 Dances - the…

It was a friends birthday and we were in the southbay for dinner and drinks. After hopping a few bars, we decided to hit pinkpoodle. The cover was $25 and the checkin was smooth. the guys…

Stopped in on a Wednesday after a sales call, had some free time so I thought I might as well grab a drink and see if there any girls I knew. Not…

I went to Sapphire and didn’t like hanging out in the theater room because the main room is getting remodeled. I called Rhino for a free pick up. The girl told me it will…

Pretty good variety of cute girls working. Fully nude on stage, for ~$120 you can get a vip experience which imo was a bit underwhelming. From what I understand it has something to do with…

I hadn't been in CL since the total renovation - place looks fantastic! Basically same layout with the multipole center stage surrounded by a BIG bar ... which gives plenty of room for seating…

This was my first Friday afternoon visit in a very long time. The club has a large and free parking lot, and no cover in the afternoon. The interior was large and fairly upscale, with…

Stopped in on a Monday afternoon. Usually not a lot of customers, but a decent lineup. Paid my $10 cover for byob, 2 non alcohol drinks. Girls do a 2 song, topless stage dance,…

First time ever visiting an Atlanta club. Made it here about 8:30 on Thursday, pulled up to the Valet ($10 plus tip), walked through metal detector, $20 cover and I was in. Bar is straight…

I went alone on a Friday night after hearing some good reviews from other folks. The place is a bit run down so it wasnt the best first impression but I was hoping I could…

Been here a few times on Friday nights and each experience was pretty much the same. First of, it’s a big club, they got a huge stage in the center and a small one that some…

Spearmint Rhino November 2024 Clients and I Uber'd from Bellagio to Spearmint Rhino late Sunday night. The Uber ride is like 10-miutes and around $20, and it is more discreet, but you might be charged a…

Decided to stop in after lunch in Janesville. $5 cover collected by the manager/bouncer at the booth as you go in. Diamond was bartending. Beers were $5 w/tip. I've had dances…

Visited on a Saturday night at 7 pm. Plenty of parking-- good open security. The lady at the door waved the fee-- I was confused until I discovered I was the only…

So I stopped by Vics on a Sat. afternoon. Because last visit I stopped by around 1:30 and that was way too early, I changed this time to almost 4:00 pm. Oddly enough,…

It's been more than a year since I last visited Mario's. That time there were two customers, including me, and mine was the only money being spent. In comparison, the place was hopping when…

I haven’t been to this club in years. I hate to say it still looks exactly the same as I first went 20 plus years ago. They were running a special on two…

Parking lot was pretty full when i stopped in on Tuesday evening. paid 12-16 to get in. don't remember amount. The stage is left as you get buzzed in. Took a seat on the…

I visited KOD on a Friday around 9 PM. There was no cover charge, which was a pleasant surprise, but I think it's normally $10. I grabbed a seat at the bar and ordered a…

Friday afternoon impromptu visit, the proviotal "just in the neighborhood". The parking lot was full so I parked in the motorcycle parking area by the front door. I wasn't the only car there so I…

I went there with a couple of buddies around 1:40, they did have valet, decided to just park since the lot was pretty empty at that time of the night, found some right in the front. We…

$10 entry. Just before 10. Cash only. The DJ rushed over to collect it. He said it’s $20 after 11. Quiet, freezing night in this tiny West Virginian town. Only around 5 dancers when I walked…

I don’t usually make a habit of visiting Stateline on a regular basis, but I’d made what I’d expected to be my only visit for a long while last week, and I had such a…

Been a while since my last visit, but wanted to it check out again as it has exceeded my expectations first time around. I visited on a Thursday afternoon, no cover charged and very little change…

Never been here before but was in the area and decided to check it out, Never again. I arrived at about 7:30 on a Saturday and there were about 12 dancers there and an equal…

Went there for their customer appreciation party. Arrived around 6:30pm. Usually cover is about 10-15. Dropped off a toy and cover was free entry. Oval bar in front with main stage on left side. Couple…

I went on a Wednesday evening which is definitely their off night but it’s a great club and it still delivered. The girls working that night were surprisingly hot and fun for a their least…

I stopped by club Omaha on a trip with my fiancée back in August, when I was first introducing her to strip clubs. Right off the bat, this club is much better for couples than…

I was in the neighborhood, so I dropped by Dialblas on Braker and 35. Many of the girls are from Chicas Bonitas. My visit was about 3:00 on a weekday and there were 4 other customers…

Location: Near Wallymart on the north side of town; if you’re into planes, it’s fun to watch the airliners sweep low overhead as they land at Eppley Airfield. Big parking lot. Prices: No cover…

I will actually mention the layout since everyone skips over that but it seems meaningful. Very small. I was there on a Sat night so it was crowded but even if it wasn't I would…

valet or can park on the street for free. We parked on the side street and walked up with no problems. $20 cover at night. Long bar on the right when you walk in,…

Another trip to Detroit, another stop at the Criket. Fenced and free parking in the back. Free entry with no pat down or id check. After entering I took a deep breath…

This is my neighborhood, local strip club. I love it and have been going there for a long time. I just returned for a trip to Red Rose. I got there around 4pm and it…

Overcast afternoon. Had some errands to run in DC. Good enough excuse to pop by CCR. Off the blue/yellow Crystal City Metro stop. Small parking lot shared with a closed Chinese takeout place and a 7…

It really won't matter if there's new ownership without a complete revamp. There's only one or two dancers that weigh less than 200lbs (Crystal and Kayla). And everybody wants to get dances…

Got to Paradise around 11:40 pm on a Friday. Had a free pass I found from a couple years ago which they accepted. Plenty of parking out front. Used to come here plenty a few…

Decided to head to BTs last minute on Thursday, haven't been out on the seen for a hot minute. I got there around 8:30pm, paid the night entrance fee $20 walked in and…

I went on a slow Sunday night around 8pm. Not located in the best part of town but they have a police camera with lights in the parking lot. 5 dollar cover to get…

At the Pony on Friday. A lot of hot girls, but as you know, no dancer contact on the floor. The shot girls, fully clothed, in club chic-sexy, sit on…

Been many years since I've been there. Decided to stop by on Thursday about 3pm. 5 or 6 vehicles in the parking lot plenty of open spaces. Entered thru the front door which leads to a short dark…

Not a whole lot of new info to add, but this club has a very different vibe from others. It is almost entirely about the lap dances and it was rare to see a girl…

This was the last club I visited un new mexico before I my contract ended. The other clubs in new mexico aren't nude so I was expecting something.. And honestly as far as the club venue…

Went in on a Tuesday around 9pm. Located in a strip mall. Free parking. Cover was $20. Went inside, sat at the bar and got a beer. Place is cleaner and better atmosphere than Chicas.…

I'm a club newbie, this being my second time to Desire, 3rd time to any SC, and my experience this time was the best so far. Arrived about 9:30 on a Friday night and the…

I’ve visited this Club a few times and always have a good time. There was a variety of woman from white, Latin, black, and even one Asian. I like that there no tip parade in…

After receiving a text from my current fave I made my way to Hank's about 8:30ish. Enclosed parking lot, roughly 75% full. Cover is $5, beware they allow smoking and you will smell like an…

Midnight Express is the best strip club that I have ever been too. I am able to visit the club 2 to 3 times a year for the last 15 years. I have seen many…

I've learned that I approach going to strip clubs pretty differently from lots of guys. I'm happy to hang out with a naked or barely-dressed woman and just talk (yes, I love feeling smooth…

I went to Dirtys Twice in one week Tues. around 10pm and then again around 530 Thurs. During the visits I had just one dancer that was new and stuck to me for…

Most of the reviewers have already laid out pretty good descriptions of the inside. Its a big old converted warehouse. Very spacious, maybe not as big as Platinum in Allentown, but similar. Paid the $20…

Place: After the entrance, the whole space opens up with two stages / poles. Plenty of tables in the middle. This allows you to enjoy dinner, drinks and the dancers as they perform. The bar…

I want to like this place but whether its the culture now in Baltimore or city rules (likely the latter), you cannot have fun, even high mileage fun in the city. For some reason,…

So tonight I had really ONE mission here and that was to unlock the mystery of their pricing for VIP. That is what I am going to focus on in this review. Why? Because sometimes…

Went mid week you know the deal square building square bar stage with two poles in the middle. Entry $5 mixed drink $7. I stoped in to kill some time. A fine tall dancer…

The party started at 6 AM. I expected to have problems finding parking since I was running late. I arrived after 8 AM. To my surprise, the parking lot was half full. Greeted by…

Had been on a hiatus from strp clubs due to the lack of talent. Decided to check the Akron scene to see if things had changed at all. To no huge suprise they haven't changed. Old…

I arrived at Lust Gentleman's Club around 12:15pm on a Saturday. The parking lot is quite large, with a paved part in the front, and a gravel part of behind the main building. There were…

I visited a 6-8 weeks ago on a Friday from about 6:30-11:45 pm. The building is large with a fair amount of on-site parking. Parking seemed safe enough and I could park right near the…

Arrived via an uber. Paid the 90 euro entry fee. Very nice lady at the entrance took my fee. Gave me a bracelet which opened my locker. Placed my belongings in a locker. Showered and…

Headed to Le Zipper after reading that another club in the area had burned down and the Zip brought their dancers over. Seemed nice-also seemed like the dancer-guest ratio was going to be…

Third review of the big 3 in the area, and by far the best option currently in My op. Mandatory $7 valet, and $20 cover at night. VIP rooms are $20 for normal rooms or…

I had an hour to spend and took a chance on Criket. I usually go to Detroit clubs in the evening but I've begun feeling out of my element. I'm here for the "fantasy", not…

Was in town and decided to have some me time in the afternoon. The entrance fee is $5. A girl with a beer tub is just inside, but I waited to get a table and…

Came on a Wednesday around 2 or so. To recap the setup, it's a very long, narrow room with private rooms to your left as you come in and a long stage with some pool…

Recent Fri afternoon visit, $8 mandatory valet, but no cover vefore 7pm. This place has been described a million times, and my seating preference is generally the upper level bar. Best vantage point IMO The Good:…

Mid afternoon Wed visit. I was hoping the holidays would increase the number of dancers, but not to.be the case. The Good: No afternoon cover, and the area is safe enough that you can avoid…

I have always been hesitant about Cheetahs given the quality of South Bay clubs, but I finally caved in and decided to give it a try. It was 11pm on a Friday night. I paid…

Started off with a 95-minute ride through the pouring rain arriving at a darkened Boardroom cabaret with zero parking spots filled. Apparently, they left a handwritten note on the door that they were closed because…

This is the only 18+ club in Portland so they do not serve any booze. They are also open late (6am) on weekends. Before entry you are greeted by the bouncer for ID check and…

This was my first time visiting and it was great overall! I walked in on a Tuesday around 1pm, and cover charge was $5. Immediately to the right was the girl selling beer and water…

I was in the area and oddly enough I was told the food was good. It was $7 to enter at 1pm or so. They don't serve booze. I sat at the bar that is…