Reviews

This time, I got a chance to visit Gold Club, a bit sooner than my usual cadence of once every 3 months. I visited on Saturday of the Labor Day weekend and on hindsight I…

Decided to swing by on Friday night and saw that the parking was fairly full. It was 6:30 and there were no entrance feed, other than me tipping the front door lady. Upon…

Went to Cheerleaders Friday night about 10:30 as my go-to place for fun. Parking was simple in their parking lot. $20 entry to the club and then a metal detector pass. The place…

After all the hype and invitations from both Courtney and Terrance, I attended the Grand Opening of Onyxx on Friday afternoon. After a late lunch in Buckhead I arrived at around 4:00, parking was $5…

Was waiting to pick a friend up from the airport the plane was delayed, hadn't been in a long time, stopped in to kill some time. what a waste. The place looked nicer since the…

Context: I had a rare open weekend in my schedule and wanted some hobby time. My usual “Plan A” wasn’t in the cards, so I decided to check out the situation at the Filly. As…

This place is a high mileage club with well rounded women from mostly the Dominican Republic. Parking lot is hilarious as everyone parks behind each other often 4 deep. The announcer is constantly calling out…

Tried-out Lou Turks, but finding nothing of interest there, decided to go to Cheerleaders to watch the end of the Phillies game, and see if one of my favorites was here and maybe set up…

I arrived at Purple Orchid via 15-minute ride-share from downtown Philadelphia around 10pm on a Friday night. The cover charge was $5 with a two-drink minimum. I wasn't hassled for the latter, though another guy…

This place is located in a small town off the bay area 20 minutes from Maryland Live. I was at Maryland Live and decided to visit this place. It's a completely grey building…

I had to run out to Rockford to meet someone for a Facebook Marketplace pickup so I said why not. I thought about going to TT, but they seem to think they are worth…

I went to Cheerleaders around 8:30pm on a Thursday, intending to watch some of the football game. It was about a 15 minute ride from downtown Philly. There was a modest cover charge on the…

Stopped in at the HP on a random Wednesday. Place itself is unimpressive from the outside. On entering its one long stage with a slightly raised upper section and lower section. The upper section is…

Let’s start with set up. Bottom floor and top floor. Top floor was closed. The club has 3 stages one really small one in the corner and another small one across from the main…

The parking lot was pretty empty on this Wednesday afternoon. Paid 16 and get pat down and metal detected. When I walk in I see three strippers and one guy. I figured I screwed up.…

So this is a review of multiple stops on my friday but I am filing it under Henry's because that is ultimately where I spent the most time and saw the night shift. I visited…

Went in in a Tuesday after stopping at the club in Woonsocket in an old vfw. Do not go rundown place rundown dancers. Here complete opposite. Very clean and updated. Tv game on point with…

Arrived at 10:30pm. Cover was $20, I was asked to walk through a metal detector then allowed into the club. Large stage was immediately ahead with loud club music. Two smaller circular dance stages were…

Made the mistake of going here on a Wednesday night a few weeks back after the casino. Walked in with a couple of friends around 10 PM and all the lights were on with only…

My go to Austin club has been Divas, but was curious about how the more upscale clubs were. I heard that YR had the prettiest dancers of the clubs in Austin, so I finally decided…

The club has plenty of parking. They have a valet overhead, but no valet was operating on a Thursday night. I'm not sure if they do on other days. Once you walk in you're greeted…

It was too long since my last visit to Torpedo's. It's a 21+ bikini bar where the dancers and customers are mostly Latinos, reflecting the town it's in. The back of the bar is the…

Went here on a Saturday night a few weeks ago. 20 dollar cover. This is more of a higher end strip club due to the price and the atmosphere they portray. I would not visit…

This is probably my 5th or 6th time going to a club , I was introduced to this hobby a year ago . So me and my friend X decide to go to Foxy…

Visited Bucks Wild Dallas on a Super Tuesday afternoon around 3 pm You have to go through metal detector and they scan your ID/DL. The cover on Tuesday afternoon was $10. The club, located on Reeder Road, is…

It’s been quite awhile for me. Entered through front and was met at the entrance by the bouncer. $20 at the door and $20 in change to start. There was about 5 dancers there and…

Hoops is right next door to Rick's in midtown Manhattan. I was in Rick's for an hour or so, and then went next door to check out Hoops. The door guy waived the cover charge.…

Rick's is convenient if you're anywhere near midtown Manhattan. Cover was $20, with a two drink minimum that didn't get enforced. A bottle of Fiji water was $11. The club inside was nice - a medium-sized…

Here is what I have written before about the layout as it has not changed. When you walk in there is a metal detector and a cover of $20 to enter. The place is a…

On a whim, decided to go to the Jet Strip. I’ve passed by this place for years for work in the area, but never thought to stop in. Prices: $11 cover (no drink…

Building is in a strip mall off of Spring Garden St. Ample free parking right in front of the club. Once inside you pass the room for LD’s and the long bar is…

Sucks that this is the first review, but here we go… was excited to see a new option in the city that’s open during the day. There’s only one option and that’s in the Georgetown…

I've been to more than my fair share of clubs all over the country and the Boardroom is without a doubt one of the best clubs I've been too. Before I get into the specifics…

This club rarely gets reviewed. Only 30ish in 20+ years. Was in the area so I thought I’d give it a shot… Friday. 8PM. Past reviewers described Red Carpet Lounge as a “biker bar.” I’d pictured…

Polekatz has long been my favorite Chicago area club. The venue is large, classy, clean and well maintained. There are a ton of dance location options: open rooms, multiple types of private rooms. And there…

I've been here twice and never left disappointed. Both times that I have been I've never been pressured to get a dance, and all the girls are very easy to have a conversation with. I…

Went on a Thursday afternoon to check out The Vue. Plenty of parking, easy enough to find on Hwy. 19. The place is fairly small, upon entering there is a bar in the back and…

I've been meaning to get to La Vida and this was the night. I'd never been up there before. The club is located right in the middle of a bunch of industrial yards…

Glad I visited. I had read reviews from other on this site. They sounded good, but it was even better than I expected. Cover was a little steep. $25, plus I paid an…

Stopped in for an hour and for 9ish on a Friday it was slow. Bouncers and bartender are very nice. It’s a dive but the older lady bartender is the real deal. She can make…

Good fun at the risque this time around. The issue with this club is that its a smoking club so you will smell like smoke when you leave. Something to keep in mind if you…

The ONLY way this club has any use anymore is if you come in on the dayshift , you can still get some extras if thats your thing. (Its definitely mine) I was recently in…

Came to visit Roxy’s on a Friday night for Labor Day weekend. Being down the street from Bucks Wild, it can sort of get missed. Sort of had a hole in the wall feel, but…

Satin Dolls was not far from where I was staying - midtown/Times Square in Manhattan, and I stopped by on a whim around 11pm. Neither of the two doormen asked for ID or did any…

So I decided to check this place out on a Saturday night. I had to park up the street on a residential road as there didn’t seem to be a lot. The restaurant across the…

This is the only place I go to when in town. The layout is exactly the same, bathroom is one of the roughest I’ve seen, the bar’s still the same, and the stage is still…

This was for a visit maybe 6 weeks ago or so and was a bit of a fluke as only a few of the regular dances were in. It wasn't my best visit, but…

I thought I am done with reading clubs but wanted to give it a try by visiting here on a Saturday evening around 8 pm. The parking lot had few cars and us on a…

Went on a Friday and Saturday night in summer 2024. The main space inside the front door has the main stage and seating, which all gets taken by 11p. The air is surprisingly fresh inside,…

I have been going to Babydolls for 20+ years. It is my favorite strip club. The parking is safe. I always self park and it is not ever a problem. You enter through two big…

Went on a Saturday evening before 8pm, entrance was free which was great but you have to order a drink before they kick you out. Club was quite empty at that time but there were…

Went there early 8-ish on a Wednesday. I knew all the clubs in the area are pretty empty at that time but heard Rick’s was good so tried it out. Especially as I had somewhere…

Ended my day with the last stop a half-mile from the Flame late afternoon. So I figured a cold beer on a hot AZ day would be a good wrap and do some recon…

I feel like I can barely write a review of this place because I barely spent any time there, didn't see any reason to stay longer. Went in and paid a $5 cover. Got an…

Maybe I went in with too high of expectations from other reviews but overall, the experience on a Friday night was just average. As others have stated, it's not very easy to get there in a…

It’s been a little while since I’ve gone here and they’ve definitely done a lot of renovations. While they closed the back down, things have gotten good in some different ways. I got there at about…

Arrival (mostly unchanged) I usually seem to get here around shift change (7-8) so I thought I'd come earlier and see if it was better. Arrived just before 5. Building and parking lot are pretty large,…

I've been here before on a night shift and didn't like it. Follies folk however equal hope. Pulled up here around 3 PM, I got unlucky at the ATM and got awful Google Maps directions…

I decided to see how the Top Hat was doing so stopped in for a drink. The only lady there was the bartender she was friendly and dressed in sports bra and lacey panties. There…

Visited this club again after a long hiatus and was not disappointed. Bottom line is that it is kind of expensive, but it is worth it. The layout and decor is all the same. I…

I was traveling through WV on business and stayed in Clarksburg and decided to pay Cox's a visit. The club is located near a bunch of auto dealers and right next to a “Hot-Springs” slot…

Buck’s is a Texas chain of strip clubs. The El Paso location is located where Xcape used to be. Reading the reviews here, Red Parrot is no longer an enjoyable place. So, being in El…

Club sits on the corner of an intersection. Parking in street and lot across street. No cover this early. Door lady was on the phone, just checked my id and waved me on. Bar is…

Travel budgets within my company are tight but when a colleague backed out last minute from a trip to PHL(Philadelphia), I was happy to replace him because I had set my eyes on a different…

Oh, what a lucky boy I be (Not a lot of D-cups at Sweet Illusions.) C’s came first, couple weeks back on a Wednesday, driving by, steering wheel pulled left, and I’m in the lot. “But…

Was in are so stopped by again late afternoon. Place is on rt 35 N bound side, immediately after the Sunoco station. Walk in and its dark had to give myself a moment…

My first vist after the renovation, a vast improvement. The men’s room is now clean and tidy. New countertop ( tile) around the entire bar, new flooring lighting etc, a major overhaul. The…

Quick Summary: This review is only based on a few visits, on a slow & rainy summer days, so my observations may not reflect typical experiences during busier seasons or shifts. That said, there isn't…

The “Abridged Version” All the geographical and architectural information remains the same! If you know the prices and how Lust works, skip down to *THE GIRLS* *SERVICE* I find bartenders efficient, friendly and attractive. Drinks are reasonably priced and…

Ok, this place is very odd. I enjoyed my time only due to the two girls that kept me company. Gia and Seleste. Totally opposite looking girls, both latina but Gia was light skin and…

Was in town for work and staying close by so figured I’d check it out. Not super busy, bet enough people there to not feel awkward. Paid $9 entry and tipped bouncer $5…

When you enter there's a bar to the left and stage to the right. There's an upstairs area for lap-dances and some private upstairs area I was asked to leave when I tried to go…

Let's get the small details out of the way. Arrive at 1 am to a square brick building, parking lot on the sides which looks like it can fill up fast so you might need…

So this is the second visit to Desires Arrived on Thursday at 12:45, they open at noon, lots of cars in the lot, but lots of girls just arriving. I walked in the door with…

I was in Linden already so I scoped out Cheeques after an okay visit to Taboo. Cheeques is a couple minutes down the road in a much less busy area. Place looks small and divey…

Visiting the DFW area for a few days, I had an evening to kill and wanted a drink, but didn't want to sit alone at a bar, so I decided to stop in here after…

This was my first time in Fort Worth and the first club that I checked out. The place is lit up well with valet in the front or self parking. When you walk…

Stopped over at Dirty's for some more T&A and I wasn't disappointed. Had a nice mix of ladies, some thick, some spinners and some in between so the crowd was happy. Thankfully I didn't see…

I don't understand how this club exists. Parking was relatively easy, although they have no lot. You can find places on Belvedere or farther down on Lake. As long as you're not a total fatty,…

Swung by after a day at the track. Enter into the place around 9:30 on a Saturday night. It was a $10 cover charge. You walk in and it’s not a very big space, the…

Stopped by Las Gatas, which used to be called the Runway and has been rebranded with a new name and sort of a new look. The club, located way west of Portland in Hillsboro, is…

Ever since I met a saucy Peruvian dancer who mentioned that she also worked at Taboo, I've wanted to check the place out. I finally was in the area. It's just after 7pm. The joint sits…

The club boasts a lively atmosphere that’s undeniably vibrant but leans towards being a bit too loud at times, making conversations a tad challenging. The interior is clean and well-maintained, with modern décor that adds…

Headed to TT got there about 1. There was about ten ladies there and about the same customers. Domestic beer was 7 plus tip. Dances are 20. When you walk in bathrooms and…

Was in Philly for a lunch meeting at a restaurant on Front street. We finished up a little early so I had some time to kill. I have recently read some favorable…

Went to visit for the day shift, as evidenced by my previous reviews as I like to get the scene of the daytime shifts. Arrived at about 4 PM Wednesday. Their website/google maps has this…

A large building popped up from the county road I was on, brightly lit amongst the trees. With parking lots on either side, this was clearly Sugars. First, the exterior - * As noted, about a…

I dropped by 19th on a Tuesday afternoon since I was in the area a driving by. I didn't expect much since it was only 2pm, but I figured, what the hell. I entered to…

Pretty good club, very close to the Jersey Shore. I got there very early, like at 8-9 PM and there wasn't much action. The girls were mainly together and not talking to customers. There are always 1-3…

It was one of those very hot Seattle afternoons during the Seafair weekend. I wanted to escape from the heat for a few hours so I decided to see what was happening at…

Visiting from USA, was told about this place offering extras, and getting to meet up with them afterwards. Went with a couple friends (locals). Was told cover $5 by guard, then got charged $10/each by…

Stopped by because traffic on 95 was ass at 4 30 in the afteroon so pulled up. [no cover, lady in the front was nice helped me exchange bills. I settle at the bar.…

Las Vegas is one of my least favorite strip club venues due to cost and the tourist vibe. With Providence down the road and family/friends bringing me to South Florida 3-5 times a year, there…

Went here on a Wednesday night around 8pm. Was $5 to park even though I didn't valet, and cover was $12. It is a nice place overall, but very unique with odd statues all…

Arrived in San Antonio for a work trip and somehow the rental car drove directly to Sugar’s from the airport. I arrived around 1:00, not long after opening, and was greeted by an ID check,…

This place is located in a warehouse area. Parking wrapped around the building towards on the street side. Not a lot of parking, but there were a couple of spots available when I showed up.…

Have been coming to San Diego every month or so and have been here a few times. This review based off of most recent visit. Club is located in a reasonably busy commercial area. For those…

The recent review by @StripClubExpert had encouraged me to try this club at some point. On this Tuesday afternoon I was heading south on I-295 and decided to check it out for myself. The club…

It had definitely been a while since I visited this familiar haunt. If this is the first Kittens Cabaret review that you’ve ever read, and you care about these sort of details, the club is…

Honestly many dancers were there. Some women would approach you and put their fingers on your covered dick to offer bj, hj, or fs and some would try one or many times. Some may offer to…