Reviews

Heavy beltway traffic prompted a visit. It is easy to get to off the beltway, so why not? I had been on the road for a couple hours and I needed a…

Syn, trying not to be negative, just honest Arrived at 1:00 by Uber so parking info is not applicable but Valet is set up in another business’s lot facing. Club exterior is plain,…

PO has been described many times. Rectangular bar with $30 private lap dance cubicles with mirrors and a $20 communal room with 5 live seats. This night was a hot time at…

Lots of beautiful women in all flavors. Thursday is their $80 vip(15 min) in a private room. I would just go for the $30 min if you’re negotiating extras. You can negotiate…

This place has been my go-to stop for a while, and I've been reticent to post about it due to the nature of what it is. Don't let the number reviews…

Stopped by the Pink palace on a Sunday night. Now I've been there before but never on a Sunday and never at night. Their IG advertised a Rolling Stones night with…

Was in DC for work and decided to stop by Cloakroom. It was a Sunday night and several other strip clubs in the city were closed. There’s a doorman out…

I passed by Blush around 11pm to see if quality of girls were better. I was looking for my ID in front of the door. I found it at the same time…

First time visiting in a long time. Place has gone through make changes. Miss when it would open early. Cover was 10$ but went to the website and was able to get…

So I just got back from this place. It’s in Bridgeport which is a shithole. But it’s not a bad ride off of 95 going to the city. The area isn’t that…

Resubmitting same review since previous one all fucked up with formatting and unreadable. Quick Version: ——————— For conversation and hang-out time with a hot dancer, top 10% places I’ve been! (And 90 Percentile there…

I arrived around 9PM. Cover is $10. I found a table near the stage. There were around 10 dancers and only a few customers. VIP dances are $25. Choose wisely because some…

Stopped in on a Friday evening around 10pm. The outside looks pretty rough and beat up, however upon walking in not too bad, for sure better then outside. When you walk in…

It's a few minutes off the freeway in a sketchy part of town but parking seemed safe and there were cameras so I felt ok making a pit stop. I visited twice,…

Dropped by on a Friday night after dinner and drinks. We went to Skin's because there was no indication it wasn't open, and it was closed. There was a guy outside who…

I went in the first time on a Monday to check it out. I was bored at home and didnt have much going on. The location is much better than the old chicas,…

Started trying PTs after new management. Weird location at the end of a strip mall and awkward UTurn with median in the road. Small parking lot. Nice atmosphere and…

After visiting Synn down the street, which was overcrowded and a stage party atmosphere, I drove to Spearmint Rhino around the corner. This place is low-key in comparison. There is a fireplace…

I visited on a random Tuesday night. I got there before 7pm for the 1/2 price admission ($10). At that time there wasn’t much of a scene so I went next door,…

I decided to stop by the 19th hole early on a Tuesday afternoon. The establishment is located on a corner property adjacent to a golf course, hence it's clever name. When I…

I visited this club on a Wednesday to check out the advertised $5 dances, but the reality didn’t quite match the promotion. The cover charge was $45, and even though the club…

Went to CB on consecutive Saturday afternoons earlier this month. One was with an 11:30 arrival and the other a 3:00 arrival. Interestingly, the experience was quite different one visit…

Arrived around 5.15 pm , entry was $30, which included 2 drinks Club was quite empty , about 5 girls and one customer sitting ar the bar. No dancing going on. All tables…

This is a review of 2 consecutive days at Pleasant Moments. Everyone has read the description of this place, but so I don't get yelled at, it is in a bit of a…

I had a crazy 1Q of work, traveling between Fort Lauderdale, Chicago, and India (including zoom calls). This review (and subsequent batch of reviews) covers about 3 months of clubbing at this…

My first visit to Porthole Pub. I left Cheetah's just before they close at 2AM and saw that the Pub is open till 3AM so decided to see what I'm missing. Found…

Was back in South Florida for the weekend so checked in on Pompano. I rolled into the parking lot about 12:45 AM on a Saturday. My first time starting here so late.…

This could probably be three reviews as I visited the XO across the street and Cheeques just down the road a bit, but the XO said the girls didn’t show up an…

Hello everyone, this was my first time at a strip club, so apologies if this review is off in some ways. I would appreciate any pointers on things I did wrong or…

This strip club offers a mixed experience, with a few pros and cons to consider before your visit. Parkin: On the plus side, there's plenty of parking available, so you won’t have to…

Arrived at 8:30pm this past Saturday night. $5 Cover Charge and License Scan. $6 Bud Light's $30 Lap Dances(In which I did not partake on this visit) No Dancers on stage. Apparently they open at 6:30pm…

Made a stop at the Cricket on Saint Pats day. I was not sure what t o expect at a club on this holiday but it was a fun trip!! Entrance is…

Been hearing a lot about the remodel and alcohol changes. Stopped by on a Friday night to check everything out. The door cover was still $21. Stepped in and saw there’s been…

Can't visit PHX and not stop by S44! This club has become a favorite of mine since it represents a divey bar with a club, but still feels like a club. The…

late Saturday night at about 3:30 a.m.one of my friends and I popped into bare Elegance primarily to get a bite to eat at that late hour. it wasn't my idea but…

Passed through an old favorite the LANDING STRIP on a Saturday evening- Got there about 6:40 or so just before the 7PM shift change and cover charge. have to pay…

This is by far the absolute WORST club I have ever attendant. It was like a bad dream! I parked and entered the club a little after midnight. Walked up to the…

Visited Treasures on what I felt like a slow on a slow Wednesday evening. There were just two other patrons and no other additional until I left a couple of hours after…

I stopped by Sassy's at about 6 pm on a Wednesday. It was not busy, but that is fine with me. There were about 7 other customers. One of the 3 stages…

Went on a Saturday night. The club itself is pretty out of the way and inside of what looks like a warehouse. There was a $40 cover which seemed pretty steep but…

Quick Version: ——————— For conversation and hang-out time with a hot dancer, top 10% places I’ve been! (And 90 Percentile there is enough girls and variety you’ll find at least one you like!) For…

I wanted to try something different so I went to El Tubo Tubo for a bit to check it out. I must've been way too early because I only saw 4 dancers…

It seems like everyone goes for the Thursday special so I figured I would try it out on the cheap. It was around dinner time when I showed up and there were…

Stopped by Tootsie’s just before going to Cheetahs, left due to not a lot of my type of women. I was in the mood for a thin girl with smallish perky tits.…

From time-to-time I find myself in Akron, which is not exactly a great place for a destination trip, but it has dive strip clubs, which I enjoy, and in Akron is cheap…

I recently visited Cheerleaders in Philadelphia, and overall, it was a really solid experience—definitely worth checking out if you're in the area. The club itself had a sleek, clean environment, and I…

I came in on a thursday evening around 10 pm. Before you walk in, there are bouncers and they check to make sure you don't have anything on you. There's an ATM…

Was in the shore area of Long Branch, NJ and decided to swing by here on a Thursday night around 10pm. $30 cover which seemed steep, and after passing through metal detectors…

The venue offers plenty of free parking, which is a big plus. Overall, I have a good impression of the place. While the dancers average around a 6 out of 10, I…

Albany, NY. Capital of New York State. Saturday night. Area probably ain't the greatest but it's sort of the old part of town some bars and restaurants this way. It's got it's…