Reviews

went there around evening and dancers were good looking mix of Russian, European & some Latinas. crazy dollar parade and dancer are barely dancing 3 to 4 dancers always on stage and do dance without energy…

This was my regular spot years ago, but my free time has been spent elsewhere of late. After being cooped up for the holiday I decided to check in and see how things were at…

Ok so that was a blast! I have been curious about this place since I first heard about it 5 years ago, but have always been super worried about stepping into a massage parlor with questionable…

I visited Cowboys on a Tuesday evening. Cowboys is a quick 10 minute drive from downtown Lexington. It's on the backside of a strip mall so plenty of parking and no risk of being seen…

Review from visit some months ago. Fully nude dances onstage. Stage is surrounded by the bar and a little too far away to see the girls. Also no real way to make it rain on…

LegsCabaret was a Latina bar as mentioned by previous reviewers. Very little English spoken and 100% Cuban dancers. No charge for parking. Outside lighting was so so. $15 cover for evening entry. 2 bouncers outside…

Arrived around 340 to an almost empty lot. Fenced in lot. Used to have the fence covered up so the traffic driving by wouldn't see you but thats gone. $5 cover waived for…

As mentioned in my last review for Paradise GC, I recently decided to spend my hard earned money in California rather than just saving it for the heavenly clubs of South Florida. In that review I…

Used to be a regular here but this place has sadly gone downhill a lot over the last year. One of my ATF's (Camila) seems to have left and she was pretty much the only…

I went there on a Thursday evening at 7 ish after Christmas Day. Not that many patrons but there were about 20 to 25 dancers. Stayed until midnight and seemed like a slow days because…

This review is specifically for a late afternoon visit during Monday Night Football. I drove myself but called ahead to confirm there would be no cover. The door guy initially tried to charge…

Visited around 5PM on a Monday. About 6 patrons and 6 dancers on the floor with more going between the bathroom and locker room. The club was pretty empty and no girls really dance on…

Pleasant Moment's is located at the end of a long narrow street. A lot of people say that the neighborhood is sketchy, but I've never had any problems. Parking can be problematic, but I…

Another visit to G2000. Stressful day at work so I decided to leave early and get a drink. This place opens at 4pm on Tuesdays. I got in maybe 20 min after…

Went here on a Saturday night before the holiday. Not as crowded as I've seen other places for this time of the week. Place only has one stage, and I didn't have any issue finding…

Setting: The building is to the left of a large adult bookstore which has a huge selection of items and is the largest in northern California, according to the person working there who gave me…

I was in the Stilettos area and heard it opened at noon on Fridays. I stopped in a little after noon and found the door locked. I headed back to my car and was about…

Had the opportunity to stop in on a late Monday afternoon driving up the parkway. It didn’t disappoint. Pulled in and was able to use my social media to get in for half price that…

Stopped in to fancy’s, parked in the gravel lot walked in and payed my cover ($7). Grabbed a drink at the bar ($6) and took a seat. This place has some of the…

Stopped by on my way home from northern Wisconsin and had a decent time. It had been a few years since I was able to stop off at Chubbys and was curious to see how…

XSensual on Foster is a lingerie modeling shop. You walk in the building, and there is tge door to XSensual right there but if you continue down the hall, there is an adult shop. You buzz…

I was sent a message about the Silver Criket Christmas party. This Club always does a nice job with their events. Food, usually a buffet, is quite tasty. Normally, a good turn out of entertainers. The…

It's been awhile. I went in because I was in the areA and knew Tiffany was bartending. If it wasn't for her, the trip would have been a total loss. Parking lot is a decent…

This review is based on the experience when I went earlier this year in January Drinks are on the pricer side but not weak. There are some gorgeous girls here. Mostly Cuban and Mexican girls.…

Thursday night, roughly 9-10pm. Parking was not too bad but this can be different on a busy night $10 at the door--I think the door prices have been changing and honestly I feel…

This place a total dive, but it is like a bad car accident your cant drive by without looking. It is located on a very busy road in Worcester, plenty of parking out back.…

Second time in Strokers. Ample free parking in strip mall parking lot. Solid security with metal detector pat down if check. Only $10 cover at 12:30a which feels great for ATL Club was about 1/2 full…

Visited this club a few times recently after not going since 2022. It has not changed much over the years. $10 to get in. Relatively small place, probably 1000 square feet. Raised stage in the…

I arrived around 7PM on a Saturday. They don't open until 6PM on the weekends so it had not been open for long. Parked myself and was charged $4 for the privilege.…

I decided to stop in on a Sunday night looking to have some fun. Horshoe is about a 5 min drive from the casino and it’s pretty easy to get there. Decent sized…

Dropped in Friday evening. Past 5 pm. Had to pay $20 cover. This place is big. The stage is in the center. The bar is on the other side. This is different from other clubs…

There is a reason why people fly from all over the country into San Diego to eventually spend a few days at this club and stay in their hotels right above their clubs. It…

I walked in at 8pm. Cost was $20. There were 3 stripper/ prostitutes working at that time. Bouncer told me that it was a brothel as well as a strip club, I…

Visiting New York and I’m closer to Long Island than anything so I figure I’ll give it a shot. Pull in the lot, looks fairly busy and I head in. I don’t remember what…

This place is a large professionally run club. Drinks are expensive for Colombia, dances are cheap. There’s a parking lot behind a gate. As You enter they pat you down and charge you a cover about…

Stopped in to Ricks for the first time in a long while. It was Thursday night around 10pm. The place was packed, good sign. Unfortunately for me there was quantity but not quality.…

The sad decline continues at Paradizio, I went on Christmas Eve, paid the usual $10 cover and entered the club. This club is in the hood, so be careful where you park, but I've…

I hesitate to write a review because there has been nothing much noteworthy about this place, other than the fact you can see some Cuban spinners that are fairly attractive if they’re available. That is…

Was visiting Philly for the week and definitely wanted to check out Cheerleaders. I arrived around 2pm on Saturday and I wasn't expecting much but I was pleasantly surprised with the talent I saw.…

Was waiting out traffic with a coworker at Evas Cafe when I decided my time could be better spent. It was between Carls and Knockouts and since I’ve never been to Knockouts I decided it…

Stopped in at Essex and had another great time! It was late afternoon/early evening but thankfully I avoided the $10 cover charge so i strolled on in and the club was in full swing. The…

I recently relocated to FL, near West Palm, and so obviously I strolled into Rachel's. Layout -entry was $10 -parking gets full, beware. There is a valet option though -club has an upstairs and downstairs. I did not go…

It was a great Sunday afternoon treat for myself. I was welcomed by 4 girls. GG was the best! Highly recommend. I would take my friends there too. I took my friend with me…

Arrived around 5 PM on a Wednesday. There was a parking attendant, charging $10 to park in the front. There is parking in front of an adjacent building for $5. This low priced parking is…

Went back to Paradise as it can be a real paradise with the right dancer. The club is in a small strip mall with plenty of parking since it was late afternoon. The…

Have been there several Thursday afternoons. Most of the time seeing Belle, Chastity, and a few others are there making it generally 4-5 girls... which on a Thursday at 3pm is pretty dang good.…

Housekeeping: (VIP Rooms on both sides, two stages, dark lightning and a clean men's room) non-smoking Parking lot was half full.) $21 cover includes a drink, still a rip off. IIRC from the sign that…

First time at the Foxy Lady, but I'm a Providence regular at other clubs. I heard they were giving out 6-month VIP passes and I thought it could be a good investment to go…

Haven’t been here in several years. Arrived about 8:45 on a Wednesday night and stayed until 11. It was a Feature night with Brett Rossi (a porn star I was not familiar with). Cover was $15, probably higher…

Dropped by Onyx on Tuesday around 2pm to check out the place as a potential Vivid alternate, when I walked in (2 hours after opening), I was the only customer in the place! This…

Foxy's is a little dive on Washington Street, the main drag in JC. It has been around for a long time and is one of two still surviving in JC. You can park…

If you have read the descriptions of G spot before, but not this week you are in for a surprise. The bar is LARGER, much larger. It extends from the old bar area through the…

I arrived here at nightfall around 8 or 9 p.m. There was an ID check at the door, the place was clean and fairly well lit and there were a handfull of customers (about 6)…

Had been here once before on an afternoon and it was pretty dead. Tonight I was there about 9:30pm for about a half hour. The entrance is around the back left side behind a cannabis…

I visited Crazy Horse after nearly 2 years! In other words, this is my first visit post the modifications that the club has undergone recently. Some of the past reviews here accurately describes all the…

On this visit I made it a point to try out the upstairs VIP area since it hadn't had the chance to before. After paying the $2 cover I went to sit at the bar…

I decided to check out Paradise on a Saturday afternoon after spending a few hours at Satin Topless down the street and being disappointed. I arrived around 4:00pm and there was a $20 cover charge plus…

Was coming back from a trip and landing in PHL, so since I was going to be in the area, I figured that I would see what the place was all about. It was only…

Was driving up to Green Bay for an interview. Since GB seems to only have The Oval Office as an option, which doesn't have glowing reviews here, I decided to stop somewhere along the way.…

I was kind of surprised. I've spent quite a bit of time at Casa in the past pre pandemic and it was always an absolute hoot. This time I brought a young lady with me…

Visited on a Wednesday at about 8pm club was surprisingly busy for a weekday. BTs is one of my favorite spots to frequent as of the last few months and I have a few favorites.…

Going to Rosarito to check out the clubs was ATF1’s idea. When my ATF1 was pissed off at the Zona clubs she would come here to work, but they are open only Thursday through Saturday.…

Went again for some afternoon brain and chill. Got a few dances at $10 which you can’t beat. Settled on a girl who quoted me $80 for a BJ while diving me a dance. Her…

Juliana wasn't aggressive like Carmen, or as outgoing as Nena. She was more reserved, demure and innocent. I found her while chica hunting on a Sunday night, the last night of a 4 day romp…

I normally frequent TT more often than PP, but only had about an hour to kill before dinner and PP was closer to my hotel and restaurant, so it was the most efficient place to…

Good ol Scarlett’s. Sadly, the only strip club in Sioux Falls. It needs some competition, and for damn good reason. This club is in a strip mall over by I29 north and 41st. You have…

The last month I visited a handful of times mainly Friday-Sunday. If you are planning on visiting during a weekend time I would say Friday afternoons are still the best shift. It can be busy…

The “Abridged Version” All the geographical and architectural information remains the same! If you know the prices and how Lust works, skip down to *THE GIRLS* *SERVICE* I find bartenders efficient, friendly and attractive. A few would be high…

This is not a strip club, but rather a parking lot. But it does share a lot of the same qualities strip clubs have. For instance, when you drive into the lot, several women in…

I do not get to Dallas very often but when I do, I make it a point to stop at baby dolls. This visit was at about 130 or 2 o’clock in the afternoon and…

I was jonesin pretty hard for some action at a club. I had been here before and was in the area, so I decided to pop in. It was a Tuesday afternoon and there were…

I didn’t enjoy this club. I checked out a few while in town for work and this ranked the worst. Walked in and stood at the awkward desk in the entry way waiting for an…

Stopped in on my tour of the OKC strip club scene while in town for work. Had seen stuff about this club online and the history of the club so wanted to check it out.…

Traveled out to Webster last Sunday Specifically to see one particular dancer "Crystal" who I knew from RI Dolls. First the positives: Fairly large roomy place with a good size "U" shaped stage with seating in…

Let's get straight to the point: This place never fails to please and I have yet to have a bad experience! I'll dispense with the parking (self-park; $5 afternoon), entry (walk-thru metal detector), cover ($5 after…

Visited on Wednesday 12/11. Quick pat down, paid the 10$ cover. As you enter DJ booth in left square elevated stage in center, bar is past the DJ with a hallway for leading to the…

Looking over the reviews here, I seem to be the only guy who didn't get the message that the Sahara Theater had burned down. My buddy and I were in Anaheim on business and…

Parking lot was pretty empty and not fenced in like at Danny's. But, there was security out front who wanded me before entry. Then $10 cover to get in. Sat myself at…

Based on the reviews here for this club I knew I needed to check it out when in town. I went on a Monday evening around 8pm. Walked in and paid cover charge at the…

Was here on a Sunday around 8-9 PM and found lots more dancers than customers. Maybe 40 dancers and 15-20 customers? As such, the competition and pressure were strong. There were…

Overview: Today's side quest on the Sunday, mid-afternoon, before Christmas was extremely uneventful. I wanted to jokingly put "The Hippo: Dive Bar Edition" as the title lol. Layout: No change to previous reviews. Dancers: 0... :(…

At around 8 PM on a recent Saturday night, Chicago Club was happening. There were between 80-100 chicas working, with maybe 100-120 patrons present. The service was excellent, the beers cold, the food agreeable, they…

Decided to check this club out and was very impressed. Club has a good layout with a large tipping stage that can fit several dancers at once and includes several additional poles located throughout the…

A wise TUSCLer once quipped to me that the talent at D&G depends "on the direction of the wind." This, in my limited experience, rings astoundingly true. I've been to, and reviewed D&G on…

Went about 2 weeks ago around 2pm. Was pretty empty, about 10 girls and a 1-1 ratio. I was looking for attention and have no standards so this place delivered. The girls were all nice…

This place doesn't really start hopping until 9:30 or so, and I left at that time, so in this case the early girls got the worm (me). Fortunately 3 such girls are favorites of mine. Entrance…

The tub in my room at the Rizo was warm and filled past the brim with suds, forming a fortress of foam around Carmen and I, as we sloshed around and cannoodled naked. Carmen was…

The law of averages was going to catch up with me sooner or later. This night I had my first disappointing visit to PH in a while. The source of my disappointment was the lineup.…

This was my first experience in a strip club went around 11PM on a friday night, there's a 20$ entry fee and they made us buy 30$ beer per person to stay there. The lady…

Had been wanting to check this place out as it’s a much closer trip than my normal go to of Cheetah Hallandale. Literally 10 minutes from my hotel. Where’s cheetahs is a sold 30-45 minutes.…

It had been a while since I’d clubbed in Texas, sadly. Florida and Texas have club scenes that are not duplicated elsewhere. There may arguably be better individual clubs in other places, but Texas and…

Found myself back at the million dollar club. Thursday evening, let’s say 6ish. Like I’ve said before, The building has a big sign on it but is otherwise underwhelming and is attached to…

Went here on a cold friday night in a mood to spend 300 dollars. The staff at the entry was felt too rude $3 for compulsory coat check $30 entry fee and compulsory drinks you…

Came to Bourbon at around 2pm after breaking away from work. The parking is great, especially if you have higher end cars. I parked behind the building away from the street and this is…

Club was easy to find. Plenty of parking. Lots of lighting. Building was huge. Walked up to front. Bouncer did quick search and asked if I wanted VIP on 2nd…

Went this past Friday after midnight. Cover is 20$. Not sure about the parking arrangements since I took an uber. Bouncer asked my taste, and I told him I like girls with big natural titties. And sure…

Stopped in for a visit after a meeting in Philly. Located on Delaware Ave but plenty of parking along the side of the building in the afternoon. During the afternoon there is no…

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue…. I was fortunate enough to coordinate a recent visit to the Zona with fellow monger, @RonJax2, and this review will cover our experiences at HK on days 2 and…

Friday 3 PM. No cover and no pat down. About a dozen girls working and about the same number of customers. Most of the customers had a girl sitting with them, either at the…

This is a combination of a Monday and Wednesday afternoon visit review - VENUE: I arrived at 1:30 or 2 on each day, the paved parking lot was very open, it cost $10 to…