Reviews

Cover $10 includes 2 sodas/waters. Byob Topless dancers Most older Brazilians Dances 4 minutes/$30 in private rooms with cameras. So I arrived 4:30 and many of the better day girls had made their money, so they had already…

Jacksonville, FL. Saturday night. Area seems ok, big lot, two security guards in vests watching the lot, should give you an idea maybe of how it gets later. Walk in, guy at the front with…

Jacksonville, FL. Saturday night. Came in. Area seems ok to me. Tight parking lot, around this small club at sort of busy intersection. Food truck in the parking lot. Walk in, guy at the front,…

Charleston, SC. Friday night. These two clubs right here, Cheetah and Secrets are owned by the same guy. Plenty of parking between the two. Their is a gyro food truck out here aswell. Guy in…

I visited tens in Salisbury on a Wednesday night during the summer. All things considered I would describe my experience there pretty dull and underwhelming. However, I think this place has potential if you hit…

This review covers my experience visiting Club Rouge on Wednesday night during summer time. I had visited this establishment before in 2016 and while the girls were hot, I got totally hustled and spent wayyyy to…

Found myself here after laying awake jetlagged in my Center City hotel and looking for something to do. The location isn't great -- it's at the end of an alley next to some dumpsters around…

Charleston, SC. Friday night. Right across from Secrets, owned by the same dude. Walk up under the yawning to some guy puking. Walk in. Girl at the front, cute blonde spinner, ID check, no pat…

Haven’t been to the EI since COVID so decided to make a stop late Friday around 11. Still the same: parking across the street for $10, no phone policy, $20 to get in. Same…

I got off work a bit early Friday some decided to check out Onyx day shift again. I saw there was a second grand open last week so was interested in what was changing. Honestly…

**Some minor updates this month which will be noted with asterisks (**) Scroll down if for new info. I’ve decided to write a Club Desire compendium to give back to the community before my strip…

I visited the World Famous Golden Banana while I was driving home from Boston on a Wednesday. This was my first time at this club and I would say my experience was pretty average. I…

The bar is in a safe residential neighborhood with on street parking. The place doesn't fit in the neighborhood but it seems to work for everyone. The bar is on the right with stage…

I visited Golddiggers on Saturday evening Sep 14,2024 from about 8:45 to 9:30. I was on a longer trip and stopping for the night nearby. The club is located at the south end of…

Was in Austin for work, had a choice between here and Yellow Rose. Should have picked the YR. I am white, speak very little spanish. You really need to speak spanish or use google translate extensively,…

Charleston, SC. Friday night. I parked on a side street as there was not much parking in the lot. Walk in, girl in a front with a few of her friends, $10 cover. No pat…

I was driving through PA and decided to stop in. The place used to be Leave it to Beavers. The old sign was still up. I would not recommend driving in or leaving too…

Hardeeville, SC. Friday night. Just over the bridge from Savannah and into South Carolina. Nothing really around, plenty of parking in the lot but watch the pond in the middle, in the dark you might…

Went over to Rick’s on a Saturday night around 9pm. Cover was $20, but I had a free pass so it was comped. Guys at the door were very polite, as they always…

Stopped in to the SC for the first time. Had a disappointing time at Flight Club and this seemed like the place to try my luck. Easy fenced lot with cameras, no valet. Easy to park,…

This place is the best sure thing in Philly. The girls here will make it worth your while. The trick is finding one that you vibe with. There’s usually not many ladies working at…

Smaller place than I was expecting. I have been to more of the larger places in the past so this seemed small. The women were all gorgeous and a decent age range. I…

Arrived around 7:00 on Wednesday night. $20 cover to get in as it was after 7:00. Layout hasn’t changed from many other reviews. One large stage surrounded by tables. One bar in back left…

Stopped in during a work trip, seem to hit this place about once a year and this stop might be my last. First was the mandatory valet, not a big deal but pretty fucking pointless…

I was only in Atlanta for one night and I haven't been on the strip club scene there in years. I was a regular at the late, great Follies. After it closed many of the…

I stop by periodically hoping that something will change at the 19th and go back to its glory days. Mostly it gets worse. I will spare the details about the expansive parking lot, dilapidated building,…

Pulled up in the evening and parking lot was packed. Standard security pat down and ID check. If I’m not mistaken over was $10 I think. Huge open layout with stage in front center and…

My favorite place in Vegas. Whenever I'm in town I always make this a first stop before checking into my hotel. The outside is square, non discreet, with a gravel parking lot.…

I’ve done a review at BT pompano before with a few complainers who didn’t like that I talked about the lot and layout of the club. I’ll keep it quick about the parking which is…

This club joins the not worth it list.. Cover $25 Id check and face scan Once you walk in the club is well kept up with stage in the middle. 2 girls dancing nude at a time. Seats…

Went to this strip clup around 5:00 on a Saturday and there were about 4 girls working. No cover at this time so that was nice. No security or pat down. Bartender was friendly…

El Ranchito is a long way from anywhere but Pecos, TX. I was doing a cross country run and stayed the night in Fort Stockton. The nearest club listed on TUSCL was El…

Cheetah is a decent club overall. It is located in a decent area. Plenty of parking compared to most clubs and feels safe. The club is a decent size. Not too small but not…

Well its time to move on… Electric Blue lost their liquor license I worked Friday night. It was dead. It was hard to sell rooms to sober, bored and confused customers. With that said there…

I decided to give Onyx a try because they've been hyping their new "Follies dayshift", and dances at Vivide changed for the worse. Onyx was about a twenty minute drive from downtown Atlanta. There seemed…

Visited early Saturday evening. First time visiting club. Overall it was not too crowded yet. A themed party was being held. Cover was $15. One drink minimum (no alcohol). I entered somewhat disappointed as there…

Hadn't been to this club, or any for that matter, in a long time. Last time I was here it was PT's Sports. Back then, the club had a full kitchen, and was always packed…

It had been quite some time since my last visit to the Milwaukie Gold Club. Last time it was dead but this time the place had at least 9 or 10 dancers working.…

The G Spot is one of my go-to dives whenever I’m in the Akron area. It’s definitely a hit-or-miss place, and I’ve been here a few times when it was a miss, but when…

Been to this club a handful of times. It’s kind of out in the middle of nowhere but definitely a safer area than any of the Akron clubs. Beers were $4 can’t speak for liquor…

Im in town for work with a free weekend to blow some cash, so I stop in. It was around 8:30 or 9 pm, and it was only 5 other guys in the club plus…

I was in the area, so I decided to stop in and check the place out. Drove into the parking lot, and it was mostly full. I find a space without having to park in the…

I've been coming here for several years now and you will almost always have a good time. The club itself is essentially a giant room with the stage in the center and then side rooms for…

it's been a while since the last time I has hear. The second I came here there was a power failure due to a thunderstorm. so that was a wasted trip. not a problem on…

I went to EB on friday night. Signs on the front door said its liquor license was permanently revoked. The doorman also told me before I paid the 10$ cover that there was no liquor.…

Stopped in Tuesday to Bogies around 4:15 and arrived to a busy lot thanks to the Tuesday special and the rain. 5 cover, 10 for a beer + tip and a somewhat busy place with…

Pulled into SC on a Tuesday afternoon. I appreciate the fenced lot with no valet. There was no cover charge but the club was surprising busy so I asked for a booth.…

I won't bother with minute details, it's near the airport, and the area is quite safe. You park and enter in back, the club is on the second level and it's cozy and clean. Cigar…

I went there after midnight on Saturday night which was my third time since the July. It is more like a scene from a hip hop music video. This is the only strip club where…

Popular opinion: Cuban music has to be the wackest music known to man. Anyways this place is more of a Cuban night club than a strip club. If you’re looking to spend money on dances…

Should’ve read the reviews before coming but it was not to far from the last place I was at. Parking was $10 and cover was $10. Layout seemed pretty nice as the club did feel…

I had a late start for Tuesday morning so I decided to go out for entertainment. This was my first time in Phoenix and I thought the name of the club was cool so…

I was on the west side one recent Tuesday late afternoon and decided to stop by the Road House. It had been a long while since I last visited. It's a small rectangle building…

Visited here on a leisurely Saturday afternoon. On this day it was just upon opening. I self parked my car in a very scarcely parked lot. There was no valet on duty…

I had a terrible experience at Gold club several weeks ago. I arrived around 5-6pm on a weekday. There was no cover, no patdown. No one was checking ids. Water/soda was probably $5. There were…

The venue isn't very nice. Furniture is run down. Building looks like it badly needs a renovation from the outside. I've seen vacant buildings that look nicer. I think I heard there are plans to…

Visited the GC in Charlotte this Friday evening. I arrived at 9 pm. There's plenty of parking and well lit. Paid the admin fee to the door girl and went straight to the bar and…

I spent 3-4 hours here on a whim after having some business in Lafayette. This is only the second club I've been to since becoming a PL, so I don't have much to compare it…

It was a Friday evening about 1:00 a.m. I was about to turn in then I realized that Tootsies stays open until 6am. I arrived at this very large will lit building. You have the…

I've been reluctant to visit Synn when they have their Thursday specials, but I decided to take my chance when I saw one of my favorites on the roll call. The description of Synn has already…

First time time coming here. It was a Tuesday afternoon about 4 pm I think. It was early. Parked up front and walked in there is no one at the register. Cash register at…

I've been going to COI clubs on and off for years, Deja Vu used to be my favorite before it closed and now I go to Synn however I have never ventured over to Paradise.…

Long story short: Many hot dancers working on a Sunday afternoon. Overall, had kind of a meh time on this outing, but good enough that I'll probably be back to try my luck another day. Found…

The draw to this place is the $10 lappers (though they programmed the jukebox about a year ago to cut songs a bit short). It's easy to be back with one girl for half…

Stopped by on a Saturday around 3PM. Parking lot in the back was full, but the spots on the side were open, which worked out to ~12 customers surrounding the bar. You walk in and the…

Cheerleaders is pretty easy to get to. It is off 95 at exit 19 if going N. Then a left on Front. Club is several hundred yards ahead on left. Parking…

First time here. It's not full nude because they serve alcohol. A lot of Latina ladies, but also some white and a few black. Varying body types from very thin to beautifully curvey. There are four…

Take care of the server Tiffany -she is great- and she will make sure you are taken care of. Cuban Columbia’s Venezuelan hotties. If you are willing to invest a little time and $…

I went to Teasers on a Wednesday afternoon. The location itself is near DPAC and when you go into the club you go down some stairs, it’s sort of a basement situation. I thought it…

Oasis is on Essington Avenue in an industrial area near the airport and automall. They are currently renovating the lap dance rooms (probably similar to Cheerleaders since the same owners). The bar…

Went in Foxy mid afternoon. There were several girls working and after talking with several I picked one. We had a couple of drinks and talked for a while. We started playing around while having…

Place was a short 10 min. Uber from my hotel near Hobby Airport. Didn't stay too long since I didn't find a gal I clicked with. Hottest lady I saw was working the desk. Easily…

Visited Gold Club late on Wednesday afternoon as it’s now 30 dollar lap dance day, used to be 20 when standard dancers were cheaper. The club is still unchanged but for those who are unfamiliar…

This was my first trip there. I was fully expecting a dump but that was what I was looking for – cheap dances, heavy contact and did not care much for the looks of the…

Exit I-95 at woodmont road head south on woodmont and look left at top of hill before the light and there is the keepers sign painted on side facade of its small strip mall.…

Cheerleaders is easy to get to. Right off of 95 and 76 near the stadiums. They recently completed renovations and place looks like nice sports bar with plenty of wide screen TVs Enter through…

There is a good parking lot with I-76 raised above the street level on one side. If you enter from the parking lot there is a large room first with a pool table that…

Another quick drop in. Particulars: big parking lot. Easy to be seen from street. Park in back if you want to be a tad more covert. Eyes need to adjust. Big rectangular bar. Dj booth…

This is one of Austin's nicer more upscale clubs. Ample free parking. $12 cover. Standard slightly above average drink prices. I paid $10 for a Johnny Black neat. I noticed this time around a complete lack…

Went to temptations last Friday night. Seeing as they have that new private room now, I've been going more frequently. This time, I didn't use it and likely won't go back on another Friday/Saturday night.…

I've gone to Gallaghers for a while now. What I like about it is that it's low-key and a kinda trashy. But this last visit, there were actually some very hot, younger dancers there. It…

Came here on Sunday after the football game, if you wear a football jersey is free admission on Sundays. Came in early around 5pm but stayed for a while until the Sunday night game was…

I visited the weekend of Mexican Independence Day which is the first time I've been to the Zona over the weekend in several years.  The crowd did not disappoint.  All of the sections of HK…

This is my regular go to club. Club operates as any other normal club, just pay entrance fee and just go about your business. Club has two sides to it, the main stage has alcohol…

I returned to KOD for the first time in a couple years while in town on business. Arrived around 10:30 and paid the 10 buck cover at the entrance window. Parking lot is big and…

I had not been to this place in ages and even longer since I made a daytime visit. It is located off a main road, but adjacent to a neighborhood of single family houses. During…

I had a pretty enjoyable experience at Tattletale Lounge last night. I spent most of my time sitting at the bar, where a few dancers approached me to offer dances. Dances were priced at $20,…

So, I went here at maybe 3am on a Saturday? First time ever going to one of these and I was hammered. You enter, you pay, she takes you to a room with black…

It was pouring and the whole parking lot was a swimming pool. Parking is $2. No cover or ID check. Club was small, MainStage was in the center with three poles and one satellite stage. There was…

Another standard Cuban option. Parking was $2 no cover or ID check. As soon as I walked in I sat at the bar. There is a main stage towards the left with 3 poles and 2…

Showed up to Divas on a Wednesday night for 5 dollar dances. Of course if you've read a Wednesday night review it's actually 10 if you want the full nude and touching, but why wouldn't…

For a Thursday early afternoon, this place had a lot of amenities. First the cover charge was $10 second they had cigars hookah food and nonalcoholic drinks to purchase. The stage is separated from the…

The Filly used to be a regular stop for me, however I just stopped back recently for the first time in several years. I'm happy to say it was just like I remembered it.…

Back in Philly for my quarterly meeting and swung by Playhouse on my drive back. Quick summary: saw some new dancers, got same level of service but only with more upsell. Seems like that is…

I went all summer without going to a club. So it was nice to finally get back this Thursday afternoon. I got there around 12:30. Pandora's has been described to death, so you can skip…

Weird late night. We’ll start from the beginning. Getting to club: Anyone who has driven in the area has seen this club from the highway. Right next to it, crazy ass neon lights at all…

The first time I had visited this club. Parking was crazy and because there was a concert in the downtown area, I had to walk quite a ways. If I had not read…

Descriptions from recent reviews are still accurate. Parking guy asked for $10 to park. I asked why the increase from the normal $5 and he said $5 would be good enough. Quick…

Came in later on last Friday, about 10pm. The parking lot was decently filled and inside had a corresponding crowd. It’s a large open space; you walk past the bar on the way…

Went in around 10pm. $25 cover, which I thought was a little steep given that it was a weekday, but I was there so decided to give it a go. As soon as I sat…