Reviews

Popped by Club Platinum solely because it had been featured on an episode of Bar Rescue. The shitshow I witnessed though… I don’t think even Jon Taffer himself could save them at this point. 2 drink…

Brief run down of the basics. -$10 to park -$10 cover -$10 lapdances -light patdown -club is 2 levels, upstairs was closed -downstairs has booths and bench, bar in the middle, bathrooms on one end of the room, 4…

A decade ago, the Space Coast used to have a very fun, and I mean FUN, strip club scene, despite the hotness ratings of the girls at said clubs. This included three full nude strip…

Most of the girls were friendly including Ashley who told me it was only her 2nd day there; guessing she started Friday. They will ask, sometimes sitting on your lap, if you want a lap…

Desire is an awesome place for a night out. The sleek, modern look of the outside and the entrance really set the mood, it makes a difference believe it or not. Inside, it’s a cool…

Club is safe. Ample parking behind the club. Interior layout and other details are the same as all previous reviews. This place was always somewhere in the Daytona area pecking order as a club…

Free parking and no valet. Second club to visit. Hit four in all today. Always a $5 cover except Veterans are free. Thank you. Smoke not to bad due to…

Visited on a Tuesday at 4pm after work. The place was not crowded at all. 4-5 guys there two dancers and a hot bar tender. Both girls were friendly and not pushy. One…

Am in Davenport on business and this place was within a mile of my hotel, so I decided to give it a go. It is tucked away in a business district. Inside was pretty well…

Pros: Good food menu and prompt food service that is reasonably priced, location near I-91 and Bradley Airport, staff appreciate tips, some dancers are not only skilled at the dancing but good company. Cons: Inconsistent…

After hearing so many reviews and comments, I finally met up with Devon and I can see what all the noise was about. The bartender was nice enough to introduce me to Devon before anyone…

$10 entrance fee paid to bartender get two non alcoholic drinks(afternoon) BYOB Rectangle bar takes up most of the room. Not a lot of room to walk around $30 per dance for 4 minutes. Bathrooms…

The club was clean with free parking and no cover before 7pm. Stage was nice with good view from anywhere in the club. There were 7 dancers and only a few customers so was approached…

My 3rd visit on a random weeknight may have been my best. The drinks here are ok but the dancers are what make Risque one of the best in the business. There are some real…

I hadn't been to this club in ages. I remember when it used to be Bliss. It's been a minute and the over decor hasn't changed much. The entrance is now farther into the parking…

I stopped in at the Purple Orchid on a Saturday night after work. It is a purple building on Passyunk Avenue. It is square building on the corner. Parking lot is big with more than…

I used to live here for lunch hour back in the old days precovid. I know it isn't what it used to be but I always go back hopeful. All that…

Coming from the city it's going to seem like a long drive. The location is out of the way, so you won't feel like you're going to run into anyone, but it's also perfectly safe.…

Club Location just off the 35 freeway and easy to find. No fee for the parking when I arrived at 5 pm. Day Cover was $5. I ordered the $2 domestic. Not sure it…

Came on a Saturday night. No cover according to the bouncer because "it was slow." So maybe there's supposed to be a cover? I don't know. Get inside and there a long bar. Dark. Loud music,…

This was my 2nd stop while I was in Miami for travel. I went to Tootsie’s around midnight the night before and had a good time. Unlike Tootsie’s, the girls at Cheetah were not extremely…

I went in mid July, Mon, Tues, Wed, & Thurs between 9pm-1am. The girls are mostly good looking. Everyone has their tastes but i personally like the girls here better than other clubs. If you…

This place is about just under 30 minutes from downtown Montreal. It looks like it might have been restaurant at one point. Small, free, parking lot with one car should have been a…

First time back in about a year. Big parking lot that is safe to park. They do have Valet but it is not really worth it. Before you enter you get a quick pat down.…

I returned to Tom’s River after attending a minor league baseball game in Lakewood. Bottom line - I had a better time at the ballgame. The logistics: The place is a very non-descript building set back…

This is a combination review of two visits a day apart. A quick way to know if they are open is to see at least one guy sitting on the step outside. If…

Visited the Venue at an off time, about 1 pm on a Monday. Maybe 6 customers, 4 or 5 dancers. Dancers were doing 3-song sets (usually 2-song, but not too many dancers present). All got…

Can't remember the last time I was here in a weekend, but the parking lot was filled! Heard the Japanese restaurant across the parking lot is decent so I'll have to try that. Arrived around…

I heart (*Hart) Roxxies. Standing ovation to those who get the musical reference. After dozens of visits—this is a compilation review—Roxxies remains my go-to club in northen New Jersey. I live in Manhattan. Why travel to…

Stopped in on a Thursday not long after opening. To my surprise there were actually a few girls loitering about. From my experience you’re lucky to see 1 or 2 till later in the day.…

Quick Monday night review 9pm. -3$ Draft beer day. -CAUTION 10% charge for getting Singles. My first time exchanging here as I usually always bring change. Never seen this bartender before so not sure if they…

Went to this Herald Square club around 9 when I was in town for business. It was NBA playoffs, and for the first 90 minutes or so there weren’t any dancers on stage. Lighting is…

I visited Jet Strip on Wednesday July 31, 2024 in the afternoon between about 1:15 and 2:45. This club is a bit far from my home for a day trip but I was coming…

Players is the place to be if you're wanting to upgrade your lunchtime, as long as you don't mind going back to the office smelling like perfume and poon. The line-up here is heavily Cubanita,…

I’ve always wanted to checkout the Penthouse so when I had nothing to do on a Sunday night, I decided to check it out. I got there around 7:30 pm and was confused at the…

I drive through this town about twice a year. I stopped in once about 2 years ago in the afternoon to check it out. The vibe was off (a couple girls just sitting around with…

Brad's was about a ten minute drive from my hotel in downtown Indy. They had a big, well-lit parking lot, with no parking fee. Entry involved a $10 cover charge, a wanding, and an ID…

Decided the check out the places after a dinner out with friends and didn't feel like going home yet. The place was close to where I was so I decided to check it out. Said…

I was in town for work and this was the nearest club to my hotel. I went twice that week and so I'll focus on Friday but add details from Tuesday where it matters. The club…

Visited PH on a Thursday afternoon. Location and setup has been described in detail in previous reviews. BYOB, $10 cover which gets you 2 waters. Stage typically with 1 girl at a time and…

Had a couple of hours to pass after flying in to DTW. Well worth the visit. You have valet, which was $7, no option not to valet. After going upstairs they ask where you’d…

This review is going to be based on a bachelor party I attended a few weeks back on Saturday night. Now going into the evening, we knew that this was not a high mile club,…

Swung by the old Acrop for the first time in several years, for no good reason other than I was passing by and it was hotter than fuck. So I started thinking, dark, air conditioning,…

Went to AC and to be fair there are only 2 clubs left in AC. Bare is located on pacific across from boardwalk hall. Well lit and obvious to find since it’s the only club…

Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon/evening. Place is a dump. Only once dancer severely overweight named Yanu. No interest in dancing and difficult to understand in conversation. Not one customer during my time there and…

We'll go through the perfunctory description - limited parking up front, parking in the alley behind the gas station if you wish. Pay cover at the front door and enter. ATM immediately on your left.…

Went on a Tuesday maybe around 7pm. Cover was $15 and was completely dead so I went to the bar next door for a while. Came back maybe around 8:15pm and it was a little…

Before each home game my buddies host a tailgater next to the stadium. I was jacked up for the Ms vs Philly game. One of my MILF hotties at Kits text me to visit.…

Enjoyed my time here. My third time here. It was decently packed on a friday night at around 1am. Decent sized club, with one big stage in the middle. One girl on stage at a…

I live in a nearby city, so I visit Evansville quite a bit. I've only been to the og pony and the lady, so I can't comment on the other two clubs there but the…

Visited during a work trip. After some research, I saw this spot recommended a few times and kept seeing that they had a more unique team of dancers. The club was split into two entrances…

Felt like slipping and this one works well as it's a stone's throw from the house. I was still earlier to the club than the cover, but I did pay the lap dance fee of…

Decided to swing by Lusty's after they were closed for a bit due to the fire, to check the place out. I went on a Friday evening, around 9pm and the place was pretty empty. The…

This place is still decent because it is the only spot like it in town with the exception, of the club off of Chillum Road in Hyattsville but you can’t sit down and get a…

I am not usually a weekend night strip club fan due to crowds, but pods for my vape are tough to find so I combined a trip to buy pods with a visit to the…

I like to visit this place about once a month, usually on a Monday and around noon. I hadn’t been here in quite some time though and was pretty surprised. First of all, it’s located…

I-15 was dead stoped headed south so I got off at spring Mtn. Figured I’d stop by and have a beer at PIAS and play some video poker. It was too busy get on a…

Made an afternoon visit to Cheerleaders last week. I frequent the club often, almost exclusively daytime, very often right around opening. I’m not looking for the huge nighttime crowd. I am looking…

Arrived about 230 to a sparsely filled lot. It's free and no valet. Plenty of parking behind the club also. Chose a parking spot with a camera right above right off…

Decided to roll out out to the Pink Pony on Sunday since they tend to have quite a number of girls dancing. Got there a little before 3pm so free parking. Walked in and…

This was my first time at this club. I used to hit the one in Southgate quite frequently. When I arrived it wasn’t too crowded but busier than I imagined for a Sunday around 11:45pm.…

I saw that this place was open and thought why not. I usually go to Night Trips. This isn't at all like night trips. Went in and paid my 5 dollar cover chard.…

Thanks to some reviews and comments on here, I wanted to see if this really was one of the best happy hours in Manhattan, and it didn’t disappoint. Arrived around 4:30. There was a doorman…

They had a lot of beautiful girls and always at least two on stage at a time. They have barriers for the stage, so that is a little weird. Lap dances were $40 per and…

Place has been there forever. Mostly locals in attendance. Plenty of parking and zero low lifes. Cops leave this place along. Single small stage. Used to be able…

Monday night is my Sat. night off workwise, so I headed over to Pompano. been here a few other times (Sat., more Babes), and unlike many other SC's in the country, this…

Stopped in Saturday night after 8 pm. Cover was $5 and they stamp your hand. Description: This place has two doors. One to the strip club part and the other to the bar part. The door…

I was told that many of the staff and dancers from Allure have migrated over to this club. Overall, I had a nice time. The club was moderately busy, and the customer to dancer ratio…

Visited on a Sunday night at 11pm, was thinking it might be quiet but the parking lot was pretty full and there were plenty of girls working and about a dozen customers. Went inside…

Decided to take a break and check this place out in the afternoon. No entry fee in the afternoon, so I sat down and ordered a beer. Domestic beer was $6 and the service was…

I have been to this club a few times. It is known mostly as a hipster / biker / alt-girl type spot — the kind of place people go with their girlfriends to get a drink…

I visit Jacksonville every couple of months for business and always try to stop by Sinsations. Usually I go during the day, but this trip allowed me to make my…

Went in on account I pass by it daily on my commute to work. It was awkward as any similar experience would be at first. However, the model that greeted me was sweet & more…

Elliotts is no longer the name it's now the Pony-Peoria. New owners and a little bit of a new look. Still would consider it a bit of a dive but it actually felt like it…

After a completely uninspiring stop at Bourbon Street, I bailed about 10pm and headed north up the 51 freeway to The Candy Store. I am always surprised how busy this club is compared to…

Got back to PW. Still wish Platinum Plus would be rebuilt but I digress. Had a few visits that were only 'above average'. Connected with a vibrant and thoughtful brunette who didn't seem all about…

The club is right down the street from the Four Seasons Mall in a well traveled area of Greensboro. It’s directly adjacent to Centerfolds, which appears to be closed, but the lights and signs are…

Fantasies used to be my absolute favorite club in Providence - I had numerous regulars there and we had a great time - rules were easily bent at this club - no one cared what…

Millstream is open in the daytime, and that includes weekends (unlike Penthouse which only opens at night on weekends), so I was intrigued and checked it out on a Sat. around 3pm, Sun. afternoon 3pm,…

So, as I've mentioned, Caddie can be a very hit or miss club for me. I tend to go in the afternoons which for this club tends to be dead. I think I…

WHEN I ARRIVED: As I said, on that day, the parking lot was somewhat empty. I drove on Foothill boulevard and made a turn onto a small street to enter to the parking lot where…

Was in town for work again and found myself at a hotel about a mile up. Location is second to one for the small group of hotels down the street by the airport. Arrived at…

I visited Saturday evening. This was right after the Manchester United-Liverpool soccer game in Columbia, so a whole lots of folks, wearing soccer jerseys. The place has been described by others prior, but here is the…

I wrote the most recent review of Dream Girls so this is an update. The club is located in a light industrial area, just west of I75 on Outer Drive. The club has…

Well, Baby dolls has always been my favorite to go to in DFW area. Mainly because your money goes a long long way if you know who you are getting dances with. I’ve been a…

This is one of my most frequented clubs and I visit here a few times per month. I've been coming here for 5 years and I could absolutely write a novel about this place. It's…

Parking/Valet: The parking lot is rather large. No valet parking and there are currently a couple of places around the lot that have some rather large potholes so be careful if you visit…

Background: This location was once a popular gay dance club named The Magic Garden. After a number of years, it became an after-hours club named Numbers. An entire revamp was done in the early…

First time to this city & club and it was definitely a good time. The club description is exactly the same as what everyone else writes. Enter the club, pay the $21, the girl asked…

Found myself driving passed around lunchtime on Sunday. Never been so I figured I would stop in and check this place out. Google said it was open, which it was, however found out…

Came in on another Summer afternoon seeking brief shelter from H-town heat and brain damage of the office. This was my second visit after my initial one about a month prior on a Wednesday. I…

Monthly visit to Cheetah. I have been there about 3 times since my last post but this is of my most recent visit. I went on a Friday around 6pm. Before 7 there is no…

The place isn't dirty. I'd say it's a clean overall but not anything remarkable. It's a place where it's pretty dark so you wouldn't be able to see the mess on the ground but people…

Went into this joint after a long night of drinking. It was a Tuesday night and they had a cool 2-1 special. Not too many options, maybe 5 dancers total. I decided to take the…

Gspot: Arrived at around 8pm in parking lot and heard loud noises at the entrance. Saw a drunk male coming out who could barely stand on his feet. 2 men started pounding him from front…

Bare Assets is the first club you get to as you leave Pinellas County and enter Pasco County. It is located on the north bound side of 19 just beyond a boat dealer. Parking…

Background: Originally James Brown's nightclub until 1971, then a drag bar until 1981 called the Sweet Gum Head. Many strip club incarnations after that starting with 24K, 24K Gold Club, Bliss, and finally Allure. This location…

Tattletale is a small strip club just south of Buckhead in the city of Atlanta on Piedmont rd. There was no valet present, but a security person outside the door pats you down after…

I went there on Sunday morning. There were like 10 girls. 3 white girls, 2 or 3 middle eastern, 1 black, and 2 asians. When you enter, girls will come and introduce themselves one by…

Well, I continue to pop over to Dreamgirls a few times a year, as they are really the only touching club around in Minneapolis. A few things have changed since my last review, I'll…