Reviews

I was in town for business staying at a nearby hotel so I decided to walk over and check it out. It was early in the evening and a weeknight and not many customers or…

This review covers two visits, Friday around 11pm, and a Saturday three weeks ago after 1230am. The place is really not in a super great area, but its not really to bad, you can park…

I was in town for business and had to check this place out after reading the reviews. It is a large club and is really nice. Drinks and dances are expensive. Shortly after I go…

To my surprise I visited Tacoma Deja Vu on a Sunday afternoon and found Adora working. She usually works Tues, Thurs and Fridays. She said since football season was over she was working on…

This place was within walking distance to motel so I figured I would check it out. $20 cover to get in. Once inside I realized I was the only customer there. Oh well I paid…

I went in on a wednesday after getting off work late to have a few drinks with a buddy. They had pretty dancers and bartenders. The girls would come up to us to see if…

I was in Boston, and decided to take an extended tour of some of the "highly rated" clubs in the Northeast. Which generally is seen as pretty much a mileage wasteland, especially compared to other…

I had not been to DVCOIin quite a while and my visit reminded me why I love this place so much. It is really run down, not all that clean and many of the dancers…

I was in Boston, and decided to take an extended tour of some of the "highly rated" clubs in the Northeast. Which generally is seen as pretty much a mileage wasteland, especially compared to other…

I was in Boston, and decided to take an extended tour of some of the "highly rated" clubs in the Northeast. Which generally is seen as pretty much a mileage wasteland, especially compared to other…

Three years ago I visited this club last, and it was a dump. It was dead. The quality of dancers was very low. Not any more. Wow. During that same time period 3+ years…

I visit the club maybe once a week. Sometimes less, sometimes more. All things considered, it's one of the better clubs in Indy. Basically, there are two shifts. Some girls come…

Went there on a monday evening around 2pm. Got free parking. That's always nice. I heard from a friend that this club had the thickest women you could find in the area. Couldn't resist as…

It's hard to go wrong with Christie's, especially now that the lap dances at other venues (Crazy Horse Bedford) have gone way down in quality. While the proportion of 8s, 9s, and 10s isn't as…

I was a bit hesitant at first reading previous reviews I was expecting a club where the dancers would have birth scares, cig burns and a bunch of other things but all in all the…

I've been going here since it was called Pudgy's and I know what I'm going to get. Centerfold's is nowhere near a high end gentleman's club, but that's not what I'm looking for.…

The weekday afternoon visit was a bust. Got a feeling this place might just be a nighttime spot. Arrived at this huge-looking place after trying twice to find it. You've got to go thru the auto…

If I can describe Bazz existence right now the best way I can compare it is like the 49ers were viewed a few years ago as a powerhouse in the NFL and now they are…

I have been frequenting Titillations for years. Always a good place to hangout. Clean and somewhat upscale. Dollar parade can be a little overwhelming but you can escape to shoot some pool or they have…

After the fiasco at Bazz, I was going to head home but thought why not just gamble and try Harley's. In the past regardless of the dancer's the saturdays never been too much…

Made a stop at 205 on Friday, paid a $2 cover and wasn't disappointed. If you read the reviews this isn't the place to go if you are looking for a good lap dance, there…

I've mostly stayed away from the Providence clubs for the past few years due to the changes. I recently saw Desire on TUSCL Top 10 and figured I'd give it another shot. Went in on…

This is the closest club from my hotel I always stay when in Toledo. Most of the time I have a fair to good time here, not this trip. As normal safe parking,…

I really enjoy coming here. I usually make it in the early afternoon and things are pretty slow until 6pm. It's a great place to chill, sip on some drinks and enjoy good company. The…

After a very bad trip to Hush I hit the next closest location. When I first got there there were very few girls, within a half hour several hot girls show up. I…

Another trip down from to visit Portland ' s great strip clubs. Oh that Seattle was so well endowed. I visited the 206 club (great looking dancers, perhaps the best in Portland, but…

Here on a rare saturday evening. Spotted two new dancers, I think "Ashley" and "Sarah" who were being given a tour of the place right as I arrived. Patience is a terrible virtue at this…

I have visited this club several times over the last 20 years. This used to be a very active club with a variety of dances and two bars open on the weekends. I don't know…

I visited Saturday and a few things had changed from a couple of months ago. The signs on the tables with personal dance pricing now just say $30. Without my asking, a dancer…

Folks, follow the advice others have offered before - negotiate your terms up front, and stick to them all the way through! The ladies at this spot are straight hustlers, and will catch you…

this was my first time in vegas and wow did we have a great time. Got picked up at our hotel in a van and driven there with no cover charge. The beers…

This is a great club to visit during the day time between 1 to 6 pm. The girls are hot and friendly. They are willing to hang around with you for a drink and a…

This visit to Atlantis was pretty consistent with my first visit about 2 years ago. Ample free parking and no cover charge (at least none when I went in which was about 8pm…

Went here on a Friday night - tried getting a group to go but ended up flying solo. Not too far a walk from the subway. Line to enter but it moved quickly - bouncer was…

I have been to Jaguars twice in the last three weeks on a Saturday night expecting a good number of dancers, but that isn't the case. On the first visit, there were six and on…

I wasn't thrilled last year but this time was better!! The dancer quality was not the best but one was very friendly. Beers were $4.25 and money goes very far but but the gals…

Stopped in a week ago after a long hiatus since I moved out of town. Club has changed a bit with no walls in the VIP, just beads covering the top of the walls.…

I went there for a quick visit on a Friday night after clubbing with some friends. Paid the $10 cover and got some ones and it's the same story. You have girls just waiting on…

I went here on my birthday after I left Scores. It was my first time there during the day, I usually go after midnight. I didn't know they had so many people in their customers…

Not recommended. I have been here twice. This is not a typical strip club. It's private rooms only. It seems like often only 1 stripper is available. You pay $50 for the room for 20…

All - I've been to this club several times, but thought a review was in order. I visited on moderately busy Saturday evening. First, I hate the layout of this club; there is a large main…

This club is in a strip mall next to a sports bar of a similar name. When you walk in the bar is on the right and tables are on the left. The private dance…

Visiting on a Thursday evening; this is my go-to club in SF (see previous review), but it's getting pricey. First, I will stress again that I think this is the best strip club layout you will…

Two of my friends and I went into the club Feb 27th around 1230am to get our last drinks of the night. We were greeted by an assistant manager by the name of Kent. Kent…

I've been looking forward to writing this review. This was my first and last visit to 905. The dancers weren't bad, the bar staff was quick but the security is the reason I will never…

I've visited this club twice now. The first time our group walked in we turned around and walked back out. The place was empty and we saw no dancers anywhere. This time we actually sat…

Went to this club on a Saturday night when UFC 196 was on. Expected the place to be crowded which it was. Only seats available were directly in front on the speakers for the music.…

Cafe is probably my favourite club in Mississauga. It doesn't matter what day or time I show up there are always several girls that I like. Many of the girls offer extras but you will…

I have had an on again off again relationship with this place. It still remains for me a place with a friendly staff, mostly friendly girls. This time I got in a bit…

I went here on a Friday night. Place was the perfect amount of busy. Not too busy, but not too dead. I don't like to have to fight with other patrons over the girls. I…

I got off work a little early on Friday so I decided to roll by Michael's. The place still looks like your going to the DMV from the outside, but we all know what…

So I'm from Dallas & I've never been to Lipstick until tonight; Randomly stopped by. The club is undergoing remodeling - The entrance is on the North side of the building. As soon as I walked…

Could have sworn I reviewed this place a while back, but must have never submitted it. Went here about a year ago and was extremely hungover after a very long Friday night, but I will…

This has to be one of the best clubs in Tijuana. $8 buys a girl a drink and she will sit with you for about 15 minutes. Also keep in mind it is…

Was stressed today so came in after work. About 10 dancers were around and only one or two of them appealed to me but there is a variety of black women here. As time wore…

Went in on Tuesday night around 11. Cover was $5 and drinks were $7. Only one girl on stage. Appeared to be in line with club name and decent looking, but not…

After leaving another club in Tampa. I arrived at pink pony after midnight. The club itself was surprisingly nice on the inside and there was a couple of really hot dancers. After about 5 mins…

One dancer working so unfortunately the waitress took turns on stage. Stage was long winded and music choices sucked almost as bad as the dj. Hurt to crane our heads to watch when we sat…

I mean it's okay. I've been to better clubs. From what I hear this is one of the better ones in town. Was bored at home and decided to go out and check it out.…

The vast majority of the girls were Cuban or central American. That is not at all a bad thing, but if you're looking for cornfed Midwestern or black girls with booty or classic…

I see they moved the vending machine next to the juke box. It's still pretty dark in here. When you sit at the stage, sometimes that blue light can get in your eyes. I…

So I decided to give Kittens a look see. I went Wed. afternoon the place looked okay. I wanted to get a lay of the land before getting any dances, however these girls…

Park car by border, walk, get taxi, say "adelita's". Pretty standard for me for the every few months I go down to TJ. I always go to Adelita's first because it's free entry, and you…

I am on a business visit to Bulgaria so decided to check out this strip club as it was recommended by the taxi driver. The club is located near the Hemus hotel. There is a 5…

I made the horrible mistake of going to The House after a long while. See, I had heard about them hiring Jim Graham, former city councilman for Ward 1 and notorious faggot. (You read…

Overall good time. The club venue is very nice. Set up makes it easy to interact and tip the girls. Most girls don't walk the bar for tips. Never very busy. Some days there are…

I stopped by Ocean's out of curiosity of a new club opening up. This place is owned by the same people as club O. The place is super nice very big and many seats. There…

Stopped at Rick's on Wednesday night for the first time in close to a year. By chance I arrived just in time for the stage parade and "three for 40" special (or was it…

Got there around 4, parking lot open, no valet yet. Looked full from outside. Got in paid $5 cover, buffet not open till 5. Went to the bar to check things out.…

In town for the Arnold, internet said...go check out this place - fuck Siri and her directions. Traveling to the X was odd, in the middle of residential hood was a neon sign. We weren't…

Huge parking lot. $15 cover. Reasonable drink prices - $6 for Coors Light. They allow smoking there, so there's a lot of idiots smoking everywhere. I used to frequent Delilah's a…

TL,DR: A good time at a fully nude club with limited opportunities for extras. Friday March 4, 2016 9:30 pm-12:30 am visit Free parking, $15 cover (which included a free bottle of water), BYOB Fri…

After reading some of the reviews I thought I would stop by. Maybe it was my timing, about 8:00, maybe it was the day of week, or something else's but the place was dead. After…

Stopped in to check the club out as it's been about 8 years since I last stopped in. Nice interior...bigger than it looks from the outside. Not too many girls on duty..they…

The new Crazy Horse makes you wonder how some clubs stay in business. I had agreed to review this club a long time ago, with Shadowcat agreeing that he would review Rumors. Well,…

Wow. Hadn't been to this place during the daytime in years, and i'll make sure it's at least that long until i make that mistake again. They only had two girls there. I…

Clean and friendly club. The dancers range from plain to really attractive. By the time I noticed some of the hottest ones I was out of time and had to leave. Like most places…

I normally only visit Sapphire whenever I'm in town but finally decided to give Spearmint a try. I called for a limo and only had to tip the driver (no cover). Definitely the…

I don't get out much and when I do I don't have lots of time, so I go for the sure shot. Most of the other reviews describe the place, so I won't bother. I…

I have been going to this club for over 30 years. From my Bachelor party through 30 years of marriage. The last 20 years it has been a semi-annual date night with the…

Stopped in Pandoras for my first time last night. I was very impressed with the quality of the girls. The ratio of hot vs not was very good, there were definitely a couple…

I left Pandoras and decided to stop in here since it was so close. It was a Friday night about 11:00 pm and the parking lot was packed, which I took as a good…

Serenity will be back at 5pm Sunday 3-6-16. She is a fabulous 24-year-old "brown" girl. She has a very pretty face and a great body. I am sure you will be very pleased with…

I stopped in here on Monday afternoon and I was a little surprised as to how busy the bar was. There must have been 10-12 guys around the bar with a fair number…

This was my third and final club of the night. I arrived shortly after midnight. Parking lot was full and cover was $10 and you have to buy a $5 drink. Girls…

I actually made two visits - one on Sunday and one (briefer) on Monday. As others have said this is more like a pub with strippers. When you enter and pay your £3, you are…

I had visited this place a couple of times when it was called Club Oops many years ago (before I discovered TUCSL). I was in the area and went back on Monday evening around 10pm.…

I got off work early and headed to PT's it was so fun and did not make my wallet go empty I decided to stay there till after midnight. Daily drink specials…

Flew into town on Wednesday and made a quick stop at Clancy's on the way to my destination. It's not a super posh place. It's reminds me of a neighborhood bar just with girls dancing.…

Stopped by for a few hours before cover charge time. Huge place. Staff is friendly. A few 9s, and some 7-8s. You don't get pestered for dances. BuT I was waiting for almost an hour…

Went to the Pink Pony on the advice of a buddy from the office who was in Tampa a few weeks before. It is near the airport and my hotel so it was a place…

We paid $10 to get in on a Saturday evening in December when there was a "private party" going on. We were told we could get in if we paid the cover. We walked…

This club is located in the Suburbs of Ottawa. I found actually getting in the parking lot is a bit of a hassle as the way is blocked by the road divider so you. CAn…

It had been a while since I'd been to Club 205 so I popped in on a Monday afternoon. The club is the same small place it always was, only they appear to have added…

Electric Blue is right off I-84 a little more than half way between NYC and Boston. Part country dive bar and part like an old fashioned Wild West bordello, this place is legendary in the…

I was in town on Sunday night for an early flight out Monday morning. Decided to drop in around 10:00. $15 cover, all I had was a $100 bill. That was my…

I went later on a Sat evening and stayed late. The club filled up and was a zoo when the featured dancer came on. The girls were high pressure in the back the…

I figured I would give a more descriptive view of some of the girls I saw during my past visit and some of the girls that I know from before. It's helpful to know…

This was the third club i walked into on a Saturday night for my buddies bachelor party. The first 2 were TERRIBLE so i had zero expectations walking into Penthouse. All of that…

The Gentlemen Club is small and off the beaten path, but worth finding. They open at 8:00, and by the way, the phone number listed is not correct. Correct number is 740-844-0445. They ARE…