Reviews

I came later in the evening on a weeknight. There were a handful of dancers, and they push private dances hard. The place is tiny -- basically a big rectangular bar with a stage in…

A little on the sketchy side. This place has been here forever, and it's infamous around the area. I even remember my grade school teachers making jokes about Suzy's 15 years ago or so. It's…

It had taken much too long to get from point A to nowhere near point B so I opted to get out of the rat race for a few minutes and enjoy some "scenery."…

This place is low key. I like that. I skipped between watching Olymipcs at the bar and sitting front row for the dancers. As others stated, each dancer has three songs and by the…

stopped in around 1pm to get info on new holiday oz...the restaurant section remains untouched but the main bar/stage area is under heavy construction with what looks like really nice booths...the oz sign should go…

My buddy and I went on a monday a few weeks ago to check out what, if anything, there was to see on a monday. The club is still maintained nice, chairs are clean and there's…

I tried to post a review earlier but it was rejected for being too short so this will be a summary of two visits. Being the honest reviewer I am, I hope this one works: First…

This is a composite of 3 visits during the day over a few weeks. MSN Kitty's has been my stable go to place over the years. Not fancy but reliable on what you…

I took another ride on the Pink Pony. Hadn't been back for a while and in part, wanted to check out their physical improvements. Included since my last visit - a total men's room…

Silk is not my go to club in Wisconsin but I go once in awhile for some variety. Club is big and very glitzy. Huge stage. Dancer quality is all over the place. Most of…

Visited on a Thursday around 3pm. About 15 dancers working. Sat at the bar and ordered a beer, 3 bucks, not to bad for a strip club. Sat for about 5 minutes checking out the…

Always like this place and sometimes stop to get lunch. I'm a soda drinker and for some reason the Coke has tasted like crap for months. Several months back it was undrinkable but still has…

Business has brought me to Daytona a few times recently, and I have been to Diamond Dolls a few times as a result. Each time I've been, I have gone late afternoon/early evening. Both…

Parked the car the other side of the border and took a shuttle to the border. From there took a $5 taxi to the spot. Wow is the word when you walk in to this…

Stopped in on a business trip for work before driving back west. Very nice club, drink prices were not outrageous. I was worried about the location at first but once I arrived they had security…

I've reviewed this club before and my opinion hasn't changed much since then. Great staff. Always friendly and service is good and quick. Great price on PBR pints @ $2. So here are my updates.…

I've reviewed this club before and my opinion hasn't changed much since then. Great staff. Always friendly and service is good and quick. Great price on PBR pints @ $2. So here are my updates.…

Found my way to the Motor City once again. This is absolutely strip club heaven. I decided this trip I would only visit clubs I had not been to before and started with…

Ive been coming to this place for years now and even though I dont live close by anymore i always make a point of stopping by when im in town. The inside has remained pretty…

This club is like old faithful to me, nothing that great but i know i can come in a see some good looking girls and get a solid lap dance. They have a schedule posted…

Stopped in around 9 on a Wednesday after hitting the casino and dinner with some work folk. Had an associate from out of town who was jonesing to hit a club, so here we…

If your looking for a nice place with beatiful women don't bother, if your lookin for a place to wet your wistle and get some fast stress relief this is it, the girls for the…

Doing my regular tour of the local strip clubs and took a chance at Cheeleaders. Others have covered the parking, the club, the drink prices so I'll focus on the dancers. The girls…

So, was visiting OKC and decided to stop by Midway. Walked in, paid the cover and got myself a beer at the bar. I did;t know there was a serving girl, otherwise I would have…

I love this place its my go to place in South Florida but I don't think I'll be going again on the 4th of July. Afternoon shift was so poorly staffed the girls were taking…

You sure won't miss there beautiful., well lit, colored sign when driving down Michigan Ave. In Inkster for The Flight Club.... About 9:00 on a Monday eve. Leave the car with the Valet…

After hitting four clubs in ESL on Thursday with disappointing results, I thought I would check out late dayshift two days later thinking Saturday would have better to offer. I got to PT Centreville…

After I left PT's Centreville because it was dead, I thought I would give HSC another chance. I arrived around 7:30 - 7:45 PM. I was charged $10 cover. There was one dancer on stage,…

I visited this place on a Monday night after 11pm. It seemed that it was a pretty slow night. There were nearly as many dancers as customers when I Get arrived. None…

I had heard and read good things about this club so decided to check it out. As others have described it's a rather large, at least by Portland standards, and rather nice as well. Friendly…

It was a late night on my flight into Philadelphia and I felt the need to take care of some stress before heading into my hotel. So I headed to the reliable. The…

I went on a week night, on a Thursday, it was pretty slow, just a couple regulars, and a few ladies milling about. Yes there were strippers at the bar playing on their phones, but there…

I hit Roxy's on Saturday around 8PM. I went through the metal detector and then was patted down by a short 50+ year old Asian in a bikini. I'm thinking this is not a good…

Okay, I live in Indy but am well aware of the Hugger, now the drive is even easier with construction finished.. and I still have fond memories. I won't go into details about the…

Arrived just before 7pm on a Friday night with the boys from work. $10 cover charge for entry. If you enter the club and turn left, you go to the side with the topless bar.…

This place is friendly and discreet. It is in a quiet area at the end of Route 70. I gave the dancer quality as 7 but I would give Layla a higher ranking…

I have hear about this place not being great and I had a feeling when I decided to give it a try it might not be worth my time but on a Saturday night at…

In on a Friday night before 7 and stayed until about 8:30. Only club of the 3 I've been to so far where security used a metal detector on entry. Plenty of good-looking girls were…

I've been to Cheetah only once before (and that was in the day time). I arrived at 10 pm and although the valet fee was still only $3 the cover had jumped from $5…

Went early and not many people there. Took a while for a dancer to come on as there where not many customers. Was just about ready to go when the first dancer came on. She…

I have reviewed this club several times before so won't get into the club's layout; for club layout details refer to my June 14, 2015 Climaxxx review. As a quick description for those unfamiliar w/…

Topless clubs are okay, but Smelly is all about the kitty. I'd read this and that about new laws, but I figured I didn't have anything to lose for trying some of these clubs…

Went there on a Saturday night. $5 cover was charged, which included 1 beer. There were a lot of dancers there, at least 30-40, all shapes and sizes. The staff offered us table quickly, despite…

So this is my sixth time going to cabaret and it just keeps getting better and better everytime. I went after midnight and the place was lit. Women all over the floor looking to have…

Club initially looks like a hole in the wall because of the layout of the first floor. Typical black establishment. Girls got them curves fa sho. And the music is mostly Hip Hop/R&B. I'm a…

First strip club I ever visited. Pretty pricey but that's how the area goes. God bless San Jose and their super restrictive laws. No booze but there were some pretty good looking girls. Private dance…

Tried Tits on a Sunday night which was new for me, and to my surprise they had a pretty full lineup and good amount of custies at the bar. Tits is always quality- good…

To maintain truth in reporting, I was in town on business and basically came here to visit one of my ATF dancers who had worked back on my home turf that had moved here last…

Canada is awesome but I just can't get used to their idea of a lap dance. If you've never been there you need to know that a lap dance is Canada is nothing more than…

Went to the Ritz to take advantage of the Monday special. It was a very good plan. First, there was plenty of on-street parking (no need to pay the meters after 8PM).…

I stopped by again after I saw this play showing up in the top 10 for Tuscl. Don't get me wrong, this place is a great find this side of Atlanta... but top 10?…

I was pumped up coming back from seeing one ATF down in Raleigh, and I decided to visit her friend and my other ATF (both gals danced at the Millstream Inn at one time) on…

This place is not as bad as some people say, if you've experienced the worst of the worst. They renovated a few years back, and now their 2 stages look a lot more spiffy, plus…

Small, but reasonably nice club in a building in the heart of a nice business/restaurant/bar/hotel neighborhood. You don't have to worry about your car or personal safety here, although finding a parking space nearby can…

Decided to check it out after years of not going. After doing the usual watching the stage and kind of zoning out while politely declining offers for a dance, a waitress asks if I want a…

Stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon after first visiting Camelot (which I just reviewed). Wish I'd done it in reverse order. There's not much to differentiate the two clubs except that Archibalds is in a…

Small, but nice club - better than many that I've visited in MA. Everything appeared "clean" and I didn't feel the need to constantly Purell my hands. There were enough girls to go around and…

Went in on a Tuesday, around 3pm. Around 8 girls and half as many customers. Ladies were very lively and energetic. Lap dance was very fun, and topless dance only cost me $10. Got a…

I was in ATL for work. Unfortunately, work responsibilities limited my clubbing window to early evenings. Other TUSCLers had commented this was the best evening option so I decided to give it a…

I stopped by here last week as i was in the area for work. Seems like basically the same crew of dancers from when i was last here about 5 years ago. I wanted to…

I was in town for a convention and decided to check out some of Indy's clubs. Dancer's was nicer than I expected. It looks pretty plain from the outside, but clean. The cover…

Went with my group of friends to visit this club on the Saturday during Memorial Day weekend. Went to Master's beforehand, but were turned down due to a friend not having his ID. So we…

I had not been to the Treasure Club in a little while (it's been around 2 months since my last visit and yes that is a long time for me). I was surprised when I…

This place definitely has potential. They have hired some really good looking girls and are really bouncing back. They could use a more lively DJ but otherwise the girls were great. Only one or two…

Rolled through on a Sunday at around 11 pm. Decent number of cars in the lot, but pretty quiet inside. A few dancers remarked that it was atypically dead, even for a Sunday. Girl quality was…

Went back to landing strip after a short hiatus. Inside nothing had changed. Good service as usual. Place way too smoky for my tastes and have spoken with people who smoke that find…

I went on a Friday night with a couple of friends, it had been a while since I last visited, and I wasn't disappointed. There were many lady's working that night, I didn't count them, but…

OK, I stopped in just to make one more visit after a visit a couple years ago. There was a $5 cover mid afternoon, not a big deal, but nothing worth a cover here.…

Gallaghers has always been my go to bar in NYC. The past couple of visits had me questioning if I should return but this visit made it seem like the "Good Old Gallaghers" was…

I have been to this club several times, and have usually been pretty impressed. The staff is very friendly, drinks aren't outrageously priced, and the dancers are far more attractive on average than most of…

Some clients took me to this club for a boy's night out. Not usually my idea of a professional activity but I know them well and figured we would have fun. We enjoyed a…

What a strange place this is. Stopped in late on a weeknight. Frankfort itself is a one-horse town southeast of Utica that's easy to miss (perhaps mercifully so). Inside, the club looks like the living…

I hadn't been to this club in a while and decided to stop while in Springfield on business. It was later on a weekday afternoon. The club sits in a business/residential neighborhood off…

Showed up on a Wednesday afternoon about 4pm. Thought there would be more action. There were about 8 dancers and about the same number of customers. Despite the complete lack of customers almost every daytime…

Haven't been to the club in a while so I stopped by with a couple friends on an early Tuesday evening. A dancer that a couple of us used to know came over and chatted…

A friend of mine had an appointment in Toronto and I usually go with him as we end up at several strip clubs afterwards. While at his appointment he dropped me off here as it…

Was recently in Austin for a Bachelor party. We visited on both Friday and Saturday night. I'll write one review, but it was basically same for both. We showed up around 11pm. There was a line…

Stopped by the gramercy location and made it before the 10p cutoff when the cover jumps to $40. Entered the back room to see mostly everyone standing around the bar with the ladies dressed in…

Gave fantasy Shots another shot, and its pretty much the same as last time around. A couple of ladies working that night. Had a low contact show with a sexy lady, but the value wasn't…

This club goes through swings of give a shit. It's kind of at a low ebb right now, which can be expected during summer in a college town I suppose. What usually draws me to…

So I had been here a few times in the past when I lived closer, but not in a few years. Was passing through the area and thought I'd check it out. When I got…

Easily the best value in NYC, though keep in mind we're still talking NYC here. The Lido Room is a "private club" situation, you need to request access and get on the mailing list, which gets…

This was my ninth or tenth visit to LS - I've been there plenty of times where all the dancers were below 3's and I've had to just down my beer and leave, but lately…

Came to Portland for a short vacation and decided to check out Devil's Point for its famous "Stripperoke" Sunday antics. The venue itself is a bit small and run down, and the bathrooms are disgusting.…

The last time i was in here was before the other club had shut down. The girls tried to get $40 a lap dance. This time when i went they were back to…

Stopped at Blondies before my visit to Dollies. There was no cover charge. I sat at the front bar and got a few bottles of Miller Lite. The bartender, Krista, was the best looking girl…

Went in on a Monday evening and had a seat near the first stage. Was quickly approached by two 5s, Alex and Sugar, new to dancing, young and pale. We had a few rounds of…

Ive been a regular here for quite a few years. The management is great they treat their girls well. I have afew faves that i see regularly and they never disapoint. Drinks…

Normally I stay in differs part of town so this was my first visit to this club. Skipped valet, paid I think 7 or 10 plus tip to get in. As soon as…

I like to stop at the sky box because it's a minute off the expressway...on this particular night the girls were what I expected...nothing ever changes here...most of the girls in the 5-7range..go late at…

Visited bottoms up around 9pm on friday after attending a business meeting close by. It's in the ghetto, but on a big main street so I didn't feel unsafe. Parking was no problem, theirs a…

I went there after golfing with my friends on a Tuesday afternoon. They only had one dancer but she was pretty friendly to me after she took care of the couple of guy that were…

Decided to treat myself to a birthday visit a couple weeks ago. Went in and first thing i noticed was the new VIP area was done. Got a seat near the front and my current…

I was in Saturday the 6 around 6 PM to say goodbye as the club will be closed for 2 weeks until the 23rd. It is finally going to get a face lift.…

Back in charleston for work, and i stop by on sun and thurs night. The arrow is pointing down on the trend. Except for the bar maids, the dancer quality is down.…

This club has been a semi regular venture for me for too many years. The club layout is nothing to brag about but it serves its purpose. I will note that the restrooms are…

My dancer of choice in Greenville works here now so this is why I came here. The club itself is okay, kind of small but pretty clean. There will not be a large…

Was in Vegas on business alone and had some afternoon time to kill. First stop was Cheetahs. They offer free pizza and wings around lunch time so that is why I went there. I grabbed…

I stopped thru PP on a Saturday afternoon around 3;30. It was a little disappointing to find out that I had just missed the lunch buffet, 11-3. Also, Happy Hour didn't start until 4.. So,…

I had not been to the club since it was penthouseclub. I went about 11pm and the dancer mix was about 50/50. Some very good lookers and some butterfaces. All the dances…