Recently, five of us were at...

Recently, five of us were at Centerfolds for a bachelor party, and when we first arrived, a dancer quickly and aggressively grabbed the bachelor (who'd never been to a gentleman's club before) while the DJ was mentioning it was a two-for-one lap dance deal. Since I had the money, I jumped up and gave the dancer a $20 bill, and confirmed with her it was a two-for-one dance, to which she agreed. I told her it was this guy's bachelor party and she said that she'd make sure to give him a great dance.

After only one song, the confused bachelor came back out to the main room, which was the first weird thing - she cut the lap dance in half.

But much stranger was the fact that not five minutes later, this very same dancer came up to our group and asked what we were up to that night. I again told her we were having a bachelor party, and she asked who the bachelor was. She looked at my friend and asked him if he'd like a lap dance to get his night started. We were all quite confused. She kept sitting there, saying that a bachelor should get a lap dance and that she'd do a great one. She clearly had NO RECOLLECTION WHATSOEVER that she'd just given him a dance no more than five minutes earlier. She appeared to have never seen my friend before in her life. LAME!!!