So I was in San Berdo...

So I was in San Berdo County to hang with some friends recently and thought I would head over to Tropical Lei in Upland while I was there. But then realized it was farther than I felt like driving so discovered the Rhino when I did a Google search on the ol' BlackBerry. And the search and rerouted trip turned out to be productive. The very first girl that sat down next to me, a cute little mixed minx, made me an offer that was 'hard' to refuse. But I did because, heck, I had just arrived. So several more attractive dancers stopped by over the next few minutes, none quite matching the first one in either hotness or in her sales pitch for a VIP dance. When the DJ announced some sorta special, either a 2 for 1 or 3 for 1 or something, I looked for the first babe. Luckily she was close and I got to her and headed for the private VIP area. Good move. Before I knew it she was naked and I was close to the same. Before the end of the string of songs I realized why I 'came' to the VIP area and knew I had not 'blown' it. So I didn't really get to experience the club, and saw only a partial dance on stage, but the story had a happy ending and I was headed home.